By: Juzt Bello, Copy Edor “Everytime We Touch” by Casda When middle school me heard this Eurotrash 2000s staple for the first time, somethg awakened. Ltle did I know that somethg would grow and manift to a sire to bump butts to this song at any gay club I uld get to several years later.…
Contents:
- TOP TEN THGS THAT PROBABLY MA ME GAY
- HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY
- BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
- WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU GAY?
- HOW TO ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE GAY
- HOW DO I KNOW I’M NOT REALLY GAY/STRAIGHT?
TOP TEN THGS THAT PROBABLY MA ME GAY
* things that make you gay *
Ltle did I know that somethg would grow and manift to a sire to bump butts to this song at any gay club I uld get to several years later.
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY
Tthfully, the only thg gayer than this song is bottomg, but I fd listeng to this song a lot ls paful and requir ls cryg (pendg on the ntext. Wh sger Natalie Horler’s choppy highlights and scene-stealg choreography the middle of a library, Casda solidified the gay mantra: go through some qutnable hair choic, but always pull foc. You might not thk Wal-Mart would be the birthplace of many gay awakengs sce the energy Wal-Mart radiat is the culmatn of a room-temperature Monster energy drk, broken shoppg rt wheel, and unkempt handlebar motache.
BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
And th wh the gayns awakened, Wal-Mart’s slogan “Always low pric” manifts to the gay slogan, “Always low morals. As a gay, Peach was/is everythg: men want her so bad they rcue and/or kidnap her and she’s royalty so you know she’s got money. Admtedly I’m very bad at languag, but there is one I’ve mastered om a young age: no, not English, I’m talkg gay sign language.
Growg up gay, you learn that beg out and proud n often be a sry/dangero thg, so alertg to gays around you that you are a fellow gay n be tricky. For years scientists have been tryg to crack the on what mak gay people gay, even gog so far as to assume there is a “gay gene.
WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU GAY?
” What they should have been lookg for is not found wh the body, rather ’s what go on the body — not gay gen, but gay jeans.
Every gay growg up knows about that one stunt teacher, the hot one who would reigne your passn for learng when they temporarily took over for the teacher you hated. I believed “sex toys” for gay men stopped at dildos and prostate stimulators, and I did not nsir them legimate sex play all on their own.
HOW TO ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE GAY
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HOW DO I KNOW I’M NOT REALLY GAY/STRAIGHT?
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