John Tartaglia - If You Were Gay Lyrics |

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• IF YOU WERE GAY
• IF YOU WERE GAY
• IF YOU WERE GAY
• IF YOU WERE GAY
• IF YOU WERE GAYJOHN TARTAGLIA LYRICS
• JOHN TARTAGLIA - IF YOU WERE GAY LYRICS
• IF YOU WERE GAY
• IF YOU WERE GAY (JOHN TARTAGLIA)
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IF YOU WERE GAY

I thk he might've thought I was gay. What do I re about some gay guy you met, okay? If you were gay.

I would feel ee to say that I was gay (but I'm not gay). I'm gay" (but I'm not gay). You're gay.

I am not gay. If You Were Gay Lyrics as wrten by Jeff Marx Robert Lopez. I thk he might've thought I was gay!

IF YOU WERE GAY

Gay guy you met, okay?

To say that I was gay. (but I'm not gay).

IF YOU WERE GAY

I'm gay!

IF YOU WERE GAY

(But I'm not gay). You're gay! But I'm not gay!

If you WERE gay.

If You Were Gay.

IF YOU WERE GAYJOHN TARTAGLIA LYRICS

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JOHN TARTAGLIA - IF YOU WERE GAY LYRICS

If you were gay, that'd be okay I mean 'e, hey. I would feel ee to say that I was gay. But I'm not gay, Nicky please, I am tryg to read.

If I told you today, 'hey, gus what, I'm gay!

But I'm not gay.

IF YOU WERE GAY

If you were gay, I'd shout hooray I am not listeng. A, you're gay.

I'm not gay, if you were gay, aah.

IF YOU WERE GAY (JOHN TARTAGLIA)

Hey Rod, you'll never gus what happened to me on the subway this morngThis guy was sg at me and talkg to meHmm, that's very tertgHe was beg real iendlyAnd I thk he was g on to meI thk he might've thought I was gayAhem, so, uh, why are you tellg me this?

Oh, you don't have to get all fensive, RodI'm not gettg fensiveWhat do I re about some gay guy you met, okay?

IF YOU WERE GAY

I am tryg to readWell, I didn't mean anythg by , RodI jt thk 's somethg we should be able to talk aboutWell, I don't want to talk about NickyThis nversatn is overYeah, but RodOverWell, okay, but jt so you knowIf you were gayThat'd be okayI mean 'e, heyI'd like you anyway (ugh)Bee you seeIf were meI would feel ee to say that I was gay (but I'm not gay)Nicky, please, I am tryg to readWhat? I'm gay" (but I'm not gay)I'm happy jt beg wh youHigh button sho, Pal JoeySo what should matter to me what you do bed wh guys? Nicky, that is grossNo, 's notIf you were gayI'd shout hoorayI am not listengAnd here I'd stayLa, la, la, la, laBut I wouldn't get your wayAahYou n unt on meTo always beBi you every dayTo tell you 's okayYou were jt born that wayAnd, as they say 's your DNAYou're gayI am not gay.

If you were gayArghThe song "If You Were Gay" by John Tartaglia and Rick Lyon is a nversatn between two puppet characters lled Rod and Nicky, where Nicky tri to nvce Rod to be more acceptg of homosexualy. Nicky, on the other hand, is a more open-md character who tri to nvce Rod that beg gay is perfectly okay and he would still accept him and be iends wh him if he was gay. John Tartaglia, who played the origal "Rod" Avenue Q, me out as gay durg the show's productn, which spired Rick Lyon, who played Nicky, to wre the song.

IF YOU WERE GAY

The song's lyrics were based on Rick's nversatns wh John, where he would jokgly ask John if he was gay and John would answer "No, but if I were, 'd be okay. Dpe the cricisms, the song has bee a fan favore and has been performed at var LGBTQ+ events, cludg Pri ftivals and gay A, EChos: D, A, EAh, an afternoon alone wh my favore bookThis is so great! I thk he might've thought I was gayI believe this man may have thought that I was homosexualAhem, so, uh, why are you tellg me this?

I jt thk 's somethg we should be able to talk aboutWe need to be able to talk about homosexualy and LGBTQ+ topics whout, I don't want to talk about NickyI'm not fortable havg this nversatn wh nversatn is overI'm tryg to end this nversatn and move on to somethg, but RodI know you don't want to talk about this, but we should still addrs don't want to keep talkg about this - the nversatn is, okay, but jt so you knowI'll rpect your wish and talk about somethg else, but I want to exprs my thoughts you were gayThis is a hypothetil suatn where you were 'd be okayI would be acceptg of you and your sexualy.

Bee you seeThis is my reasong behd why don't matter if you're gay or were meIf I were gayI would feel ee to say that I was gay (but I'm not gay)I feel fortable talkg about homosexualy even though I am not, please, I am tryg to readI'm gettg annoyed bee you won't stop talkg and let me read my do you want? Bee you're ar to meI re about you eply as a I know that youI tst that youWould accept me tooYou'd treat me wh rpect and kdns if I were homosexual.

IF YOU WERE GAY

I didn't realize you felt this way about me - I'm a ltle nfed about our relatnship I told you todayIf I told you I was homosexual today, Hey, gus what? I'm gay (but I'm not gay)I'm hypothetilly g out to you as homosexual.

It don't matter to me what you do your personal, that is grossI'm unfortable wh this nversatn and I don't want to keep talkg about, 's notI disagree wh you - 's not gross to be you were gayThis is another hypothetil suatn where you were homosexual. AahThis nversatn is makg me strsed and I'm feelg n unt on meYou n tst me to be there for you and support always beNo matter what happens or what you're gog through, I'll be there for you every dayI'll always be close by and available if you need tell you 's okayI'll reassure you and offer fort if you're feelg down or were jt born that wayHomosexualy is not a choice - 's an herent part of who you, as they say 's your DNAYour sexualy is a part of your geic 're gayYou are attracted to people of the same genr.