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Contents:

• SORRY, I'M GAY
• SORRY LADI I'M GAY
• AM I GAY?
• SORRY GIRLS I'M GAY T-SHIRT
• SORRY LADI, WE ARE GAY
• HOW TO ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE GAY
• SORRY GIRLS IM GAY FUNNY T-SHIRTS
• HOW TO COPE WHEN YOU'RE GAY AND LONELY
• HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY

SORRY, I'M GAY

Graham Keighley: I'm gay. They rebuff the other's advanc by simply sayg "Sorry, I'm gay", regardls of their te sexualy.

This trope is meant to be genr-ntral but for some reason, "Sorry, I'm a lbian" ually jt don't work as well (not that "Sorry, I'm gay" works all of the time for men eher). The oppose of Mistaken for Gay.

See also Inpatible Orientatn, when the person is actually tellg the tth, and Have I Mentned I Am Gay?, when the person claims they're gay but is never seen showg attractn towards anybody of the same sex. Compare to All the Good Men Are Gay, Last Het Romance, and Du, She's A Lbian.

SORRY LADI I'M GAY

Two occurrenc The Gentlemen's Alliance: Takanari tells Hae and his many female admirers at school that he's gay (and that Maguri is his lover) to dissua them om pursug him; this isn't te. I'm married, not hungry, fected wh seven unknown diseas, gay, pregnant wh lizards, and clilly ad. After some nfn as to what the words "gay" and "straight" actually mean, she explas that no one regards sexualy that manner anymore and everybody jt do everybody.

She seeks to get back together wh him, and he rattl off a short list of reasons why he didn't want to, endg wh "Also, I thk I might be gay. And gay!

Very, very gay.

AM I GAY?

In Stormwatch 46, a rare Breather Episo, Fahrenhe, Jenny Sparks, and Flt are at a rtrant Paris, and Fahrenhe has already picked up a hot guy, but when she lls Flt over to translate what he's sayg, turns out what he was tryg to tell her was he's gay. The mpy spy send-up Coname: Knockout explor the adventur of super-spy Angela Devl and her gay sikick "Go-go" Fias.

SORRY GIRLS I'M GAY T-SHIRT

Go-go: I'm not y, I'm gay. Go-go: Yeah, GAY. He has to let her down gently sce he's, well, gay.

His assignment is to h on a girl, which he don't want to do bee he's gay. Light: I'm gay, Misa. You're too pretty to be gay!

SORRY LADI, WE ARE GAY

He won't take "no" for an answer, so she tells him exactly why she hat guys like him who only see her as a Trophy Girliend and nclus wh mentng she's gay before slammg her door his face. She tri to dissua him by tellg him she's gay, but he isn't put off bee, his words, "there's a first time for everyone". The Hounds of Vegas: Chapter 3 of Roulette is lerally tled "Sorry, But I'm Gay.

In The Specials, Amok mak a pass at Power Chick, who thks he's jokg bee she's openly gay, even brgg up that she was on the ver of The Advote.

Jan: Well, I would, but I'm gay.

HOW TO ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE GAY

I'm gay. Ey: Is everybody gay?!

The barista chas him up afterwards and mands to know why he's been avoidg her ever sce, puttg to him that he "mt" be gay bee he talks and thks like a woman. Invasn of the Bee Girls has the bee girls sce and kill var men, but beg gay Dr. In Hamburger: The Movie, the ma character is about to be molted by a female character, so he pretends to be gay so she'll leave.

This is odd nsirg she was set on "not takg no for an answer", so you wouldn't thk she would re if he were gay or not. In the RiffTrax riffg of The Room (2003), Mike's solutn for Mark: "C'mon, jt say "I'm gay", problem solved.

SORRY GIRLS IM GAY FUNNY T-SHIRTS

When one guy fally approach her, she sudnly be horrified at her "fily", puttg the rg back on and shg to an explanatn of why she took off—only for the guy to cut her off wh, "Yeah, I'm gay. They rpond, "Lady, we're all gay.

Mart plays along when he is Mistaken for Gay by a woman at the Opera, bee he wants to eva her advanc. Inverted example "The Matchmaker", durg another Mistaken for Gay plotle:.

NYPD Blue: Lilsi pretend to be gay to disurage Martez. She repli "Sorry, I'm gay, " which don't entirely dissua the man she's talkg to, who tri to fd out if she and her fict partner would both be willg to- you know.

HOW TO COPE WHEN YOU'RE GAY AND LONELY

One of the men tells her ( an effemate Welsh accent): "Oh, I don't thk so, love, I'm gay! When Bill tells him that she's only terted women he accepts easily enough as he's bisexual (which he suggts is the norm for Roman society) and one of his fellow soldiers is gay. Robert fally go to her ill-tempered Italian father to expla "I have to tell you somethg: I am a homosexual.

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY

In The First Shop of Coffee Prce, Han Kyul hir Eun Chan to pretend to be his gay lover and show up durg the dat his mother has set him up on, to sre away prospective girliends. Inverted on My So-Called Life, as when Rickie fds out that Delia has a csh on him, he tri feebly to ask her for Delia to tell him that she knows he's gay and that she only has a csh on him bee she wants one that "n't hurt so much". "Oooh, he's cute, you'll have to tie the sock on the doorknob when he around, " she os, and he s, sticks out his hand to shake, and says, "Hi, I'm gay.

He mak var foolish exc as he tri to fd the least upsettg way of dumpg her, and claimg to be gay is one of the first thgs he tri. 0 ed the girl-is-a-lbian variant, but tertgly, was treated exactly the same way as the guy-is-gay variant.

At a bar, Cameron (played by Eric Stontreet, whose real-life heterosexualy ma this more amg) succsfully bets his partner Mchell and another gay iend that he n get an attractive woman at the bar to give him her phone number. When he hs off amazgly well wh the girl, he later eaks out over how to break to her that he's actually gay, as he believ she's fallen love wh him.