Is the BMW 328i x-Drive Sports Wagon the Ultimate Urban Gay Car? | Vany Fair

Contents:

• GAYS LOVE RS, AND NOW THERE’S A PLACE TO MEET AND GATHER
• THE ARE THE TOP 10 GAY AND LBIAN CARS
• WHAT ARE THE TOP GAY-FRIENDLY CARS?
• GAY BMW SALMAN FORCED TO QU AFTER BEG BANNED OM WEARG PK AND BRAND 'BENR BEN'
• IS THE BMW 328I X-DRIVE SPORTS WAGON THE ULTIMATE URBAN GAY CAR?
• NEW BMWS FOR SALE GAY, GA
• WHAT ARE THE TOP GAY-FRIENDLY CARS?

GAYS LOVE RS, AND NOW THERE’S A PLACE TO MEET AND GATHER

I certaly didn’t choose bee so far away om any sort of gay nightlife. We met more and more “r gays, ” and they were all dog neat thgs wh motors and wheels.

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THE ARE THE TOP 10 GAY AND LBIAN CARS

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Good for seemg utterly pretent and important the area of At's Wt Camp, where I lived wedged between sorory, so how about the Top 10 Gay Cars?

The 3-seri is on the gay list?

WHAT ARE THE TOP GAY-FRIENDLY CARS?

Is VW to gay men what Suba is to lbian women? BMW’s Middle East office is based Dubai the Uned Arab Emirat, a untry where homosexualy is still very much illegal and punishable wh lengthy jail time and hefty f.

GAY BMW SALMAN FORCED TO QU AFTER BEG BANNED OM WEARG PK AND BRAND 'BENR BEN'

It’s no surprise that the vehicl most rearched by gay, lbian, bisexual and transgenr shoppers are those produced by gay-iendly tomakers. Classifi vehicle manufacturers as gay-iendly or not based on their rporate polici for offerg domtic-partner benefs to their employe the U. Gaywheels has been keepg tabs on gay-iendly vehicl on a quarterly basis for the past 1.

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IS THE BMW 328I X-DRIVE SPORTS WAGON THE ULTIMATE URBAN GAY CAR?

A gay salman was forced out of his job at a luxury r alership after lleagu waged a mpaign of homophobic abe towards him, a tribunal heard Haton, 26, claims he was brand "the nice poof", "faggot" and "benr Ben" by workmat at a BMW told the hearg he was banned om wearg pk clothg and was ma to when he grew a beard he claimed lleagu walkg past him would jeer the phrase "Deal or No Deal?

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NEW BMWS FOR SALE GAY, GA

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For a subset of urbane, profsnal, untry-hoe-owng, ne-lovg, New York Cy homosexuals of a certa age, the ntemporary upsle statn wagon is extremely arog—on par wh, say, viewg Olympic men’s swimmg. And they provi plenty of space for hlg charmg and unexpected roadsi fds, like a quartet of woon Danish Morn dg-room chairs, a tr of patated iron plant stands, or a pair of Wt Pot cross-untry nners who are lost and need of a ri back to attractn to wagons surpris other people—people who are not urbane, profsnal, untry-hoe-owng, ne-lovg, New York Cy homosexuals of a certa age.

WHAT ARE THE TOP GAY-FRIENDLY CARS?

Maybe ’s the fact that while we gays love excs, we hate waste, and this wagon is the most efficiently packaged luxury rtg optn, wrgg 33 out of a gallon of gas on the highway—or 45 (!

First, given the needs and drivg style of the vast majory of people—and we clu this signatn the select cut of humans who have the privilege of beg urbane, profsnal, untry-hoe-owng, ne-lovg, New York Cy homosexuals of a certa age—the steerg and handlg are more than plenty sportg. Given that the gays are dubable trendsetters—thk about who vented dis, urban gentrifitn, gym worship, Lady Gaga, bchs, and gay marriage— the next , you’ll likely be drivg a wagon as well, so get ed to .

Gay throupl. It is pertent to mentn here that BMW's Middle East office is based Dubai the Uned Arab Emirat, a untry where homosexualy is illegal and a punishable crime.