Small-Town Gay Du Can't Stop Hookg Up Wh a Not-So-Myster Masked Man - The Stranger

Contents:

• SMALL-TOWN GAY DU CAN'T STOP HOOKG UP WH A NOT-SO-MYSTER MASKED MAN
• AFTER CRAIGSLIST AND MANHUNT, HERE IS WHERE GAYS WILL GET THEIR CLICKS
• CISG 2: THE HOME DEPOT {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY BRIAN JUERGENSAUGT 29, 2007/11:55 AMBY BRIAN JUERGENSAUGT 29, 2007 / 11:55 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"CISG 2: THE HOME DEPOT INVASN","DATEPUBLISHED":"2007-08-29T15:55:25.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2007-08-29T15:55:25.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRIAN JUERGENS","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF THERE IS ANY UPSI TO THE WHOLE LARRY CRAIG SUATN, 'S THAT THE MEDIA FALLOUT HAS PROVID SOME REPORTS WHOSE BIZARRO FACTOR IS OFF THE CHARTS. RATHER THAN GO FOR THE TLY TERTG ISSU AT HAND (LIKE, WHY DO THE GOP HAVE SO MANY EPLY CLOSETED MEMBERS?), OUTLETS LIKE CNN AND ABC NEWS HAVE OPTED FOR THE FAR MORE ACCSIBLE/SENSATNAL "GAYS ARE SCREWG A PUBLIC BATHROOM NEAR YOU!" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE REPORTS ARE PRETTY AMAZG. IN THIS CNN VIO, FEATURG THE MOST SPIRED B-ROLL I'VE EVER SEEN ("I NEED THREE MUT OF TOILET CLOSE-UPS!"), THE REPORTER UNVERS THE "SURPRISG" FACT THAT MANY MEN WHO LOOK FOR ANONYMO SEX PUBLIC BATHROOMS ARE ENGAGED LONG-TERM HETEROSEXUAL RELATNSHIPS. I WOULDN'T SAY THIS IS SURPRISG, BUT AT LEAST HE SORT OF MA THE POT THAT NOT ALL MEN WHO ENGAGE THIS ACTIVY ARE NNG BACK TO PRACTICE THEIR BARET SHOWS AND FLUFF PILLOWS LIKE THE PUBLIC APPARENTLY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS ABC NEWS REPORT IS MUCH MORE DIRECT. "SECRET SIGNALS: HOW GAY MEN CISE FOR SEX" IS THE TLE, AND GETS RIGHT DOWN TO BS LAYG OUT EXACTLY HOW TO FD A BATHROOM TERG TO YOUR SPECIFIC ANONYMO SEX NEEDS AND WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET THERE (TWO WORDS: TOE TAP).{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE VERY END, DO THROW A BONE TO N-OF-THE-L GAYS WHO PREFER TO HAVE THEIR ANONYMO ENUNTERS OVER THE INTER LIKE CENT PEOPLE BY NOTG THAT "PUBLIC CISG IS PRACTICED MALY BY EPLY CLOSETED MEN" AND PROVIDG THIS CLOSG QUOTE:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"CISERS ARE NOT SEX OFFENRS. THEY ARE EPLY, EPLY CLOSETED. THERE IS A LOT OF SELF-HATRED AND SHAME AND THEY N'T ALLOW THEMSELV TO E TO TERMS WH THEIR SEXUALY. THERE IS ALSO THE ADD ELEMENT OF DANGER AND BEG DISVERED."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WAY TO BURY THE REAL ISSUE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAST PAGE, AFTER PLANTG THE SEED OF PARANOIA THAT EVERY PUBLIC BATHROOM THE UNTRY IS A HOTBED OF GAY SEX. WHY IS THAT THIS IS BEG MA TO SUCH A BIG AL? AFTER ALL, WHEN SENATOR VTER OF LOUISIANA WAS NAMED THE DC MADAM SE EARLIER THIS YEAR, WE DIDN'T SEE A BUNCH OF STORI ABOUT HOW STRAIGHT MEN EQUENT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT'S ACTUALLY KD OF ODD TO SEE THE WORD "CISG" POP UP SO MUCH, AND IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D THK THAT WARNER BROTHERS WAS BEHD ALL THIS SOME ELABORATE VIRAL MARKETG SCHEME LEADG UP TO THE DVD RELEASE OF THE 1980 AL PACO FILM. *SIGH*. HOW FAR THGS HAVE E 27 YEARS...{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHECK OUT THE VIO OF A CNN FOLLOW-UP REPORT AFTER THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
• 5 THGS STRAIGHT PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT GAY SEX

SMALL-TOWN GAY DU CAN'T STOP HOOKG UP WH A NOT-SO-MYSTER MASKED MAN

Sleepg wh Tckers Don’t Make You Gay.

AFTER CRAIGSLIST AND MANHUNT, HERE IS WHERE GAYS WILL GET THEIR CLICKS

Ameri’s highways are long and lonely, and grabbg ten mut behd a Bob’s Big Boy on Highway 90 is not about beg gay; ’s about sayg, hey fellow traveler, I swiped right on you, bee you looked mighty fe that CAT baseball hat.

CISG 2: THE HOME DEPOT {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY BRIAN JUERGENSAUGT 29, 2007/11:55 AMBY BRIAN JUERGENSAUGT 29, 2007 / 11:55 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"CISG 2: THE HOME DEPOT INVASN","DATEPUBLISHED":"2007-08-29T15:55:25.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2007-08-29T15:55:25.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRIAN JUERGENS","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF THERE IS ANY UPSI TO THE WHOLE LARRY CRAIG SUATN, 'S THAT THE MEDIA FALLOUT HAS PROVID SOME REPORTS WHOSE BIZARRO FACTOR IS OFF THE CHARTS. RATHER THAN GO FOR THE TLY TERTG ISSU AT HAND (LIKE, WHY DO THE GOP HAVE SO MANY EPLY CLOSETED MEMBERS?), OUTLETS LIKE CNN AND ABC NEWS HAVE OPTED FOR THE FAR MORE ACCSIBLE/SENSATNAL "GAYS ARE SCREWG A PUBLIC BATHROOM NEAR YOU!" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE REPORTS ARE PRETTY AMAZG. IN THIS CNN VIO, FEATURG THE MOST SPIRED B-ROLL I'VE EVER SEEN ("I NEED THREE MUT OF TOILET CLOSE-UPS!"), THE REPORTER UNVERS THE "SURPRISG" FACT THAT MANY MEN WHO LOOK FOR ANONYMO SEX PUBLIC BATHROOMS ARE ENGAGED LONG-TERM HETEROSEXUAL RELATNSHIPS. I WOULDN'T SAY THIS IS SURPRISG, BUT AT LEAST HE SORT OF MA THE POT THAT NOT ALL MEN WHO ENGAGE THIS ACTIVY ARE NNG BACK TO PRACTICE THEIR BARET SHOWS AND FLUFF PILLOWS LIKE THE PUBLIC APPARENTLY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS ABC NEWS REPORT IS MUCH MORE DIRECT. "SECRET SIGNALS: HOW GAY MEN CISE FOR SEX" IS THE TLE, AND GETS RIGHT DOWN TO BS LAYG OUT EXACTLY HOW TO FD A BATHROOM TERG TO YOUR SPECIFIC ANONYMO SEX NEEDS AND WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET THERE (TWO WORDS: TOE TAP).{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE VERY END, DO THROW A BONE TO N-OF-THE-L GAYS WHO PREFER TO HAVE THEIR ANONYMO ENUNTERS OVER THE INTER LIKE CENT PEOPLE BY NOTG THAT "PUBLIC CISG IS PRACTICED MALY BY EPLY CLOSETED MEN" AND PROVIDG THIS CLOSG QUOTE:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"CISERS ARE NOT SEX OFFENRS. THEY ARE EPLY, EPLY CLOSETED. THERE IS A LOT OF SELF-HATRED AND SHAME AND THEY N'T ALLOW THEMSELV TO E TO TERMS WH THEIR SEXUALY. THERE IS ALSO THE ADD ELEMENT OF DANGER AND BEG DISVERED."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WAY TO BURY THE REAL ISSUE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAST PAGE, AFTER PLANTG THE SEED OF PARANOIA THAT EVERY PUBLIC BATHROOM THE UNTRY IS A HOTBED OF GAY SEX. WHY IS THAT THIS IS BEG MA TO SUCH A BIG AL? AFTER ALL, WHEN SENATOR VTER OF LOUISIANA WAS NAMED THE DC MADAM SE EARLIER THIS YEAR, WE DIDN'T SEE A BUNCH OF STORI ABOUT HOW STRAIGHT MEN EQUENT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT'S ACTUALLY KD OF ODD TO SEE THE WORD "CISG" POP UP SO MUCH, AND IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D THK THAT WARNER BROTHERS WAS BEHD ALL THIS SOME ELABORATE VIRAL MARKETG SCHEME LEADG UP TO THE DVD RELEASE OF THE 1980 AL PACO FILM. *SIGH*. HOW FAR THGS HAVE E 27 YEARS...{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHECK OUT THE VIO OF A CNN FOLLOW-UP REPORT AFTER THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

Larry Craig, R-Idaho, a men's rtroom at the Mneapolis airport for allegedly lookg to engage gay sex wrote his June report that he "regnized a signal ed by persons wishg to engage lewd nduct.

5 THGS STRAIGHT PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT GAY SEX

Craig told reporters today that he did nothg appropriate and said his guilty plea was a plac like men's rtrooms, airports and tra statns, tck stops, universy librari and parks, have long been plac where gay and bisexual men, particularly those the closet, ngregate orr to meet for anonymo time, people faiar wh cisg told, gay men began g a dified system of signals to dite to others that they were terted sex.

In an effort to curb lewd acts public — or as some gays argue, an effort to persecute gay men — unrver police began stg operatns plac known for sex solicg and employed the same s.