Is "Last Christmas" about AIDS? Is Gee Michael, or some other tragedy-stricken gay man, watchg his love life fall apart om the keyhole of the closet door? Or is jt a tale of adultery and heartbreak between two placeholrs.
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LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART - THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU SAID YOU WERE GAY! GREETG CARD
Buy "Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart - The Very Next Day You Said You Were Gay!" by loveplasticpam as a Greetg Card * last christmas i gave you my heart gay *
Daily Beast wrer Kev Fallon scrib the timg as "a morbid way to learn of the Brish pop star and gay in's ath. Last ChristmasI gave you my heartBut the very next dayYou me out as gayThis yearTo save me om tearsI'll give to someone heteroLast ChristmasI gave you my heartBut the very next dayYou me out as gayThis yearTo save me om tearsI'll give to someone heteroOnce bten and twice shyBoy, you went and left me for another guyListen babyThis jt don't seem fairWhen you ed to kiss meDid you wish I had cht hairs????
"Merry Christmas"I wrapped up and sent Wh a note sayg "You're a kg"I meant But now I know that you're really a queenSce you fooled me beforeI don't re if I sound meanLast ChristmasI gave you my heartBut the very next dayYou me out as gayThis yearTo save me om tearsI'll give to someone heteroLast ChristmasI gave you my heartBut the very next dayYou me out as gayThis yearTo save me om tearsI'll give to someone heteroOoooooOooh babySo now thenThis is how endsI'm hidg om youAnd Dorothy's iendsI mt have misjudgedYour orientatnMe?
A guy's replaced me, and 's no nsolatnI know that I'm somethg that you never uld standI'm only a woman, I uld never be your manOh ohNow I've found a straight guy, you'll never fool me agaLast ChristmasI gave you my heartBut the very next dayYou me out as gayThis yearTo save me om tearsI'll give to someone heteroLast ChristmasI gave you my heartBut the very next dayYou me out as gayThis yearTo save me om tearsI'll give to someone heteroHeterooooooooooooI know that I'm somethg that you never uld standI'm only a woman, I uld never be your manNext year I'll give to someoneI'll give to someone heteroHeteroSomeone someoneI'll give to someone, I'll give to someone heteroWho won't wish I was a guyI'll give to someoneWho won't go and pass me byI'll give to someone, I'll give to someone heteroMaybe I'll bee a lezDon't re what anyone saysI thought you were someone heteroGave you my heartI'll give to someone, I'll give to someoneLast Christmas I gave you my heartYou gave awayI'll give to someone, I'll give to someone. Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart - The Very Next Day You Said You Were Gay! But turns out he was gay all along...