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- TRYG TO UNRSTAND THE ENGLISH GAYS AT OXFORD
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An imaged versn of English gay life om Brishead Revised. I started my hunt for English homos my very first night, at an “Amerin-themed hoe party.
” Although this nsisted of English manboys wearg backwards hats, playg beer pong, llg me “bro” terrible Valley Girl accents, and referrg to red Solo cups as “Amerin lici, ” wasn’t a total wash—I met Isaac, the self-proclaimed “Gay Kg of Oxford.
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” He wore baggy harem pants like Jt Bieber and had spent the first eight years of his life Bo Raton (so, not exactly my cup of tea), but he gave me the low-down on Oxford’s gay scene, which nsists of gay versns of standard Oxford tradns: Instead of Tolkien semars and pre-law drks, gay people attend queer readg circl and pansexual tea parti. Where crew bros bge-drk at pubs, gays chug beer twice a week at Baby Love Bar’s gay events: Pop Tarts (a gay night) and Super Market (a “straight” night revolvg around Beyonce and other black divas beloved by whe people). Although queer readg circl sound like the fun kd of circle jerks, they actually revolve around leftists verbally jackg off to their own polil rrectns, and the ia of gay versns of heterosexual tradns ma me lgh—if I wanted to wear sus and fd marriageable men, I would listen to Gotye and jo a at.
Are you straight or gay?
“I’m not gay. ”Except the next few weeks, crazy “straight” boys and their unbalanced homosexual unterparts gravated toward me.
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One day, as we were washg our hands the library bathroom, Isaac the Gay Kg of Oxford, turned to me and said, “I jt wish I lived Ameri.
The thor experiencg morn gay English life. Although lower- and middle-class boys spoke to me and closeted boardg school graduat stuck their tongu down my throat, openly homosexual rich boys hated me. One week at gay drks, my Amerin roommate and I troduced ourselv to a gay who attend Corp Christi, Oxford’s snootit llege.
“They go to Wadham, ” he said to his iend, another Corp gay. “It’s Oxford’s ‘gay llege.
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‘Wadham’s gog to fuck you up the butt/Fuck you up the butt/Wadham’s gog to fuck you up the butt, ’” he sang, monstratg that apparently gays n hate homos too. They wanted to spend a night their “spirual cy” and experience "gay eedom. ” But you n’t have a full gay life when you’re chasg the dreams of upper-class straight men.
Last I heard they no longer technilly speak my language, but English gays are a foreign untry to me. They sire eedom and sodomy but also a tradnal upper-class English life—which is a problem, sce there’s nothg tradnal about homosexualy.