This year's X-Factor wner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the mic dtry by announcg his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he lik dog prs-ups wh ladi, as opposed to pumpg iron. Essex lad and former pater and rator…
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MATT CARDLE NOT GAY! SHOCK CHRISTMAS ANNOUNCEMENT!
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This year's X-Factor wner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the mic dtry by announcg his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he lik dog prs-ups wh ladi, as opposed to pumpg lad and former pater and rator Matt stunned his legns of gay fans by announcg his book that he was once a b of a rock and roll bum, but that he isn't really turned on by bums. "This revelatn has e as a b of a shock to be hont, " said gay rights mpaigner, Charlotte Mandible. "He didn't appear to md takg the gay vote on X-Factor, but then, when we really need a ltle payback for the e, he ni he's a shirt lifter.
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