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First me Roy and Silo and their children's book, And Tango Mak Three. Then Buddy and Pedro ma headl as a "gay" pengu uple (the term don’t normally apply to animals) that was beg separated by the Toronto Zoo.

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WHAT’S WH ALL THE GAY PENGUS?

You know why tonight is so much fun? Bee everyone's so gay. And they know how to have fun, and the dancg ... everyone is jt who they are and who they are is jt stone ld Knope "Pawnee Zoo" is the season premiere of the send season of the NBC televisn seri Parks and... * leslie knope gay penguins *

Bee everyone's so gay. Everyone is jt who they are and who they are is jt stone ld gay.

AMY POEHLER MARRI GAY PENGUS ON “PARKS AND RECREATN”

The Bulge is a gay bar loted at 1302 Runyard Pawnee, Indiana. It sent Llie Knope a weddg ke wh two pengus on top to thank her for supportg the gay muny. April Ludgate, her ex-boyiend Derek, and Derek's boyiend Ben ed to hang out there. The club clared Llie their... * leslie knope gay penguins *

The Bulge, a gay bar Pawnee, later send Llie a weddg ke wh two pengus on top to thank her for supportg the gay muny.

They clare her their "hero" for holdg the gay pengu weddg, but Llie sists was simply a publicy stunt, not a polil statement.

TEXAS SCHOOL DISTRICT CANCELS PLAY ABOUT GAY PENGUS

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The next day, she is ved to go on the Pawnee Today talk show to discs her supposed stance on gay marriage wh Marcia Langman and televisn host Joan Callamezzo.

The episo ends wh Llie drivg the pengus om the Pawnee Zoo to a zoo Iowa, where gay marriage is legal. April: Derek is gay but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek. Some guy who owns a gay bar sent you a ke.

Llie: Pawnee has a gay bar? Llie: The Bulge is a gay bar? The list of gay pengu upl go on and on and spans a wi range of speci.

“SHE’S LLIE KNOPE, AND SHE WANTS TO REC YOU:” LLIE KNOPE AND THE GAY PENGUS

In the Netherlands, a gay Ain pengu uple recently stole an egg om a lbian pengu uple.

That means ’s difficult to tell male and female pengus apart and even more difficult to intify any wild matg pairs as homosexual.

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Last night, that nuanced characterizatn held fast as Llie found herself the middle of a town-wi ntroversy when she accintally performed a weddg ceremony for two gay pengus at the Pawnee Zoo. When Llie gets to work the next day, she’s already receivg fan mail om Pawnee’s gays. Thank you for supportg the e of gay marriage!

WHY ARE PENGUS SO GAY? AN VTIGATN

She’s the middle of fendg herself, when her tern, April, troduc Llie to her boyiend and his boyiend, who are throwg a party for her at Pawnee’s gay bar, The Bulge. April: Derrick is gay, but he’s straight for me and he’s gay for Ben and Ben is really gay for Derrick and I hate Ben.

Derrick: None of the other policians ever take a stand, and means a lot to the gay muny.

GAY PENGU UPLE 'KIDNAP' CHICK OM S REAL 'NEGLECTFUL' PARENTS AT DENMARK ZOO

Back her office she lls herself “Queen of the Gays. Marsha: When you performed a marriage for gay pengus, g taxpayer money on ernment property, you were symbolilly takg a stand favor of the gay marriage agenda. So, you uldn’t possibly unrstand that when gays marry, s marriage for the rt of .

Llie go to The Bulge later that night to announce that she wasn’t really takg a stand for gay marriage; she was only tryg to do somethg cute, but she gets so swept up by the gay love for her, that she shouts to the microphone, “I jt have one thg to say: Together we n change Pawnee forever! Bee everyone is so gay.

‘GAY’ PENGU PAIR ADOPT A BABY CHICK CHA

And who they are is jt stone ld gay.

*BEAR-MAGAZINE.COM* LESLIE KNOPE GAY PENGUINS

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