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<strong><em>Foxtcher</em></strong>... Pl <strong><em>GI Joe</em> </strong>and the<strong> <em>Whe Hoe Down</em> </strong>movie are always good for a uple of mut of actn when they are on<strong> </strong><strong>TBS</strong>. </li><li>Was married to Jenna Dewan for nearly 10 years, and has been lked to someone named Jsie J and Lenny Kravz's dghter Zoe sce his divorce om Dewan 2019.</li></ul><p style="text-align:center"><strong><span style="font-size:24px">THE END</span></strong></p></div><div class="bs-articleAd"><div class="lazyload-wrapper "><div class="lazyload-placeholr"></div></div></div><div><p style="text-align:left">But obvly that is not the end bee I mentned his dick the tle, and didn't even allu to his timele.</p><p style="text-align:left">In 2011, Tatum starred 5 movi cludg an "epic historil drama" lled <strong><em>The Eagle </em></strong>-starrg Jamie Bell, Mark Strong, and Donald Sutherland.</p><p></p><div class="hq-image"><img src=" alt> <span class="image-attributn">Dave M. Bet. Getty Imag.</span></div><p></p><p style="text-align:left">Unfortunately, <em><strong>The Eagle</strong></em> wasn't very good, HOWEVER, st unr $30 ln dollars to make and grossed jt over $38 ln theaters, so no harm/no foul, I suppose.</p></div><div class="bs-articleAd"><div class="lazyload-wrapper "><div class="lazyload-placeholr"></div></div></div><div><p></p><p style="text-align:left">The movie was filmed Stland unr ld ndns, and orr to keep the st somewhat warm, assistants would pour warm water down the wetsus unr the body armor that the st was wearg. One assistant would boil a large kettle of water, mix wh some ld water om the nearby river, and then pour the warm water down any openg the actors' stum.</p><p style="text-align:left">Now here's the dick part.</p><div class="hq-image"><vio toplay loop muted playsle alt><source src=" type="vio/mp4"><source src=" type="image/eg"></vio><span class="image-attributn">Giphy Imag.</span></div><p style="text-align:left">An assistant advertently hand a ntaer of boilg water that had not been mixed by the river to a igid Tatum who quickly poured down the ont of his su, sldg his betiful ck and balls the procs.</p><div class="hq-image"><vio toplay loop muted playsle alt><source src=" type="vio/mp4"><source src=" type="image/eg"></vio><span class="image-attributn">Giphy Imag.</span></div><div class="bs-articleAd"><div class="lazyload-wrapper "><div class="lazyload-placeholr"></div></div></div><div></div><p style="text-align:center"><em><span style="lor:#b8312f">--- <strong>FULL DISCLOSURE</strong>: I am not gay but I threw the word "betiful" the sentence above bee I assume there are a handful of Hollywood hunks whose genals mt be transcennt.</span></em></p><p style="text-align:center"><em><span style="lor:#b8312f"><u>For example</u>- Not Steve Bcemi.</span></em></p><p><em><div class="hq-image"><vio toplay loop muted playsle alt><source src=" type="vio/mp4"><source src=" type="image/eg"></vio><span class="image-attributn">Giphy Imag.</span></div></em></p><p style="text-align:center"><em><span style="lor:#b8312f">(Apologi, Steve)</span></em></p></div><div class="bs-articleAd"><div class="lazyload-wrapper "><div class="lazyload-placeholr"></div></div></div><div><p></p><p style="text-align:center"><em><span style="lor:#b8312f">And I feel the same way about Hollywood actrs vagas as well… Gal Gadot probably rembl a tenr orchid while Lena Dunham probably looks like the si of an Arby's sandwich. ---</span></em></p><div class="hq-image"><vio toplay loop muted playsle alt><source src=" type="vio/mp4"><source src=" type="image/eg"></vio><span class="image-attributn">Giphy Imag.</span></div><p style="text-align:left">But back to the above-mentned betiful ck… Tatum has talked about on many ocsns <em>(cludg a ndid 2015 terview wh Howard Stern)</em>, sayg that was <em>"like when you burn your fger and jt keeps burng. It kept burng for like the next probably 20 to 30 mut."</em></p><p style="text-align:left">Elaboratg on the cint Tatum said, <em>"I had no sk left on my penis."</em></p><p style="text-align:left">Doctors said the tense pa was actually a good sign bee meant the nerv were still tact, but his <em>"shriveled burnt penis"</em> had to be wrapped bandag for the next few weeks.</p><p style="text-align:left">So how did heal up?</p><p>In follow-up terviews, Channg revealed, <em>"I didn't have sk on my penis, but oddly didn't sr…It's a rilient place down there. It healed pretty quick."</em></p><p>But here's the thg… It's not THAT rilient.</p><p>The tongue is one of the most vascular ans the human body, so 's also one of the quickt parts to heal. And the prence of saliva <em>(which ntas a variety of protes)</em> means wounds the oral vy, general, heal faster and wh ls srrg than wounds other parts of the body.</p><p>The penis, on the other hand, do not have such nsistent vasculary, and even someone as handsome as Channg Tatum do not have the medical benefs of saliva on his dick 24-7.</p><div class="hq-image"><vio toplay loop muted playsle alt><source src=" type="vio/mp4"><source src=" type="image/eg"></vio><span class="image-attributn">Giphy Imag.</span></div><p>My own penis is still severely srred om my circumcisn, and my ball bag has a variety of srs om nicks and cuts I have received durg var groomg ssns.</p><p>So you n ll me fat… You n ll me bald… You n ll me old… But I take a ltle solace the fact that when I prent my package to the bri probably looks a helluva lot cleaner than the Freddy Keger-like ck C-Tat is impalg Zoe Kravz on right now.</p><div class="hq-image"><img src=" alt> <span class="image-attributn">New Le. 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