Yaaas! For Pri Month, General Mills Announced That Toun Sam Is Gay Now Even Though He’s Owned By Kellogg’s - The Nordly

Contents:

• TV ANCHOR CLAIMS THE LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHN IS GAY UNHGED RANT ABOUT KELLOGG’S “WOKE” CEREAL
• YAAAS! FOR PRI MONTH, GENERAL MILLS ANNOUNCED THAT TOUN SAM IS GAY NOW EVEN THOUGH HE’S OWNED BY KELLOGG’S
• NEWSMAX HOST SPECULAT THE LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHN IS GAY IN HOMOPHOBIC RANT
• KISS ME I'M GAY PRI ST PATRICKS DAY LGBT HOMOSEXUAL POSTER

TV ANCHOR CLAIMS THE LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHN IS GAY UNHGED RANT ABOUT KELLOGG’S “WOKE” CEREAL

The far-right ntu to eak out over a cereal released for Pri month, wh one pund bellowg about how the leprechn om Lucky Charms is gay and Kellogg’s is “forcg our kids to be nfed about their genr first thg the morng wh their breakfast. “General Mills has, I thk General Mills has a gay leprechn, right? “Well, my producer Carly asked me, ‘Is that leprechn really gay?

’ I said I don’t know, maybe: he wears high-heeled sho, pranc around tights, leads me to believe, probably, that ltle Lucky Charm leprechn might be gay. Related: Is this animated goldfish gay?

He joked that General Mills beat Kellogg’s to the punch bee the Lucky Charms leprechn is gay. “For those of you that want to vilify me for those ments right, right there, aren’t you jt as offend by the flamboyant rabow hearts and glter as a symbol of gayns?

YAAAS! FOR PRI MONTH, GENERAL MILLS ANNOUNCED THAT TOUN SAM IS GAY NOW EVEN THOUGH HE’S OWNED BY KELLOGG’S

"I thk General Mills has a gay leprechn, right?

…He wears high heels sho, pranc around tights – leads me to believe, probably, that ltle Lucky Charm leprechn might be gay".

“Homosexualy is not somethg to be promoted or celebrated. Mnota’s own General Mills has cid to celebrate Pri Month by makg the credible announcement that Toun Sam is gay even though they ostensibly have no power to do that bee he’s owned by Kellogg’s, a pletely different pany.

NEWSMAX HOST SPECULAT THE LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHN IS GAY IN HOMOPHOBIC RANT

General Mills dropped the news via their official Twter acunt by simply sayg “Toun Sam is gay now” and postg an image of the beloved cereal mast standg ont of a wavg rabow flag wh a speech bubble that says “I am Toun Sam and I am gay”. “We would have ma one of our own masts like the Lucky Charms leprechn or the Cookie Crisp wolf gay but then after June is over, we’d obvly have to swch him back to straight which would look bad, ” said General Mills CEO Jeff Harmeng, “bee we uldn’t jt have a gay mast outsi of pri month. When asked what he thks of the credible announcements, Kellogg’s CEO Steve Cahillane, havg been feated by General Mills superr PR jiu-jsu, simply sighed and told reporters, “I gus Toun Sam is gay now.

KISS ME I'M GAY PRI ST PATRICKS DAY LGBT HOMOSEXUAL POSTER

And this year's right-wg gay panic is kickg off wh possibly the most bizarre manufactured ntroversy they've ever e up wh. Acrdg to Grant Stchfield—who is a news anchor on far-right work Newsmax and not the rtoon villa his name would suggt—Lucky Charms cereal's Lucky the Leprechn is gay and g for your n see his rant here:"I thk General Mills has a gay leprechn, right?..

Wears high heels sho, pranc around tights - leads me to believe, probably, that ltle Lucky Charm leprechn might be gay" — Jason Campbell (@Jason Campbell). Stchfield's strange homophobic rant about a cereal box leprechn me durg a discsn of Kellogg's new so-lled "woke" cereal. GiphyThe cereal has nservativ a tizzy bee the box clus a space for kids to wre down their genr Stchfield was done sneerg and rollg his ey about the whole thg, he claimed Kellogg's had already been beaten to the LGBTQ+-themed woke punch by petor General Mills's uber-gay leprechn character.

I thk General Mills has a gay leprechn, right?... [H]e wears high-heeled sho, pranc around tights, leads me to believe, probably, that ltle Lucky Charm leprechn might be gay.