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• THREAD: GAYLE (A WEB SERI)
• ‘GAYLE’ IS THE MOM I LOVE TO HATE AND HATE TO LOVE
• THE GAY WEB SERI TOO REAL FOR TV, NOT RACY ENOUGH FOR PORN
• TAKE TWO: NBC RENEWS 'GAYLE' WEB SERI
• GAYLE (ANIME SERI)
• PONY GAYLE – LGBTQ DOCU-SERI TAK OFF
• GAYLE HILARY

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Don't even thk about tryg to steal om her Real Life, Gayle is edian Chris Flemg, who based the character off the hyperpetive women he'd see power walkg around his childhood neighborhood the wee hours of the first episo of the seri upload 2012, the show would go on to feature five seasons of New England suburban chaos, not cludg var -character sketch Flemg would upload. " Actor Alln: In ‘Co Bega’, Gayle rants about a neighbor gog by ‘Christopher’ stead of ‘Chris’, emg ak to prtg 50 pag of Mapqut directns stead of potg out a shortcut.

Actually Que Catchy: In "Lettg Off Some Steam wh 'the Park, '" Gayle prov a pot to Terry about how all Lk Park songs sound the same by breakg out to an impromptu parody lled "My Dad Got Fat.

Already Met Everyone: The prequel episo "The Weddg" impli that Gayle and Bonnie go back at least to woman's llege, where they majored and mored women's studi (ntrast Gayle's earlier statement that Bonnie is a "functnal illerate" bee she went to art school), and Bonnie is "Bt Woman" at Gayle's marriage to Dave, which Bce, Rick Gsmann, and Lda also attend. Gayle also plas that Bonnie has gotten irratg sce she married "that at hoe bs cho Reggie, " even though "Bonnie's Hband" 10 episos prr had a Flashback to an already middle-aged Gayle beg troduced to Reggie for the first time—durg a book club meetg at Bonnie's hoe—and beg shocked that Bonnie is married to someone like him.

THREAD: GAYLE (A WEB SERI)

Anythg You Can Do, I Can Do Better: Gayle is nstantly tryg to one-up her rival Bonnie, whether 's "rcug" a dog, or attemptg to sabotage Bonnie's son's efforts at beg valedictorian. " Once when Gayle was sperate tryg to pronounce Channg Tatum's name ont of a uple om the new velopment, Bonnie (who was spyg on her wh boculars) over to help.

‘GAYLE’ IS THE MOM I LOVE TO HATE AND HATE TO LOVE

Also, Gayle do re for Dave somewhat, stealg all the khaki pants she uld to give to him for Christmas, and drop-kickg him to save him om the aforementned shark, after she broke ee om the police holdg her, prottg, "Dave, get out of the way! " Gayle has impersonated Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson orr to spare Terry embarrassment, and also abducted the high school theater group and replaced them wh a fake Icelandic Pop band (wh her impersonatg the lead) jt to save her dghter om gettg ught lyg about havg the lead role the School Play.

Ax-Crazy: Gayle has threatened to suici-bomb a Blockbter for chargg her $800 late fe (she had The Big Chill out for six years), almost set her hoe on fire wh her and Bonnie si after tyg up the latter wh an electril rd, and would be willg to kill the valedictorian at her dghter's high school (she's salutatorian) if weren't for that manslghter unt for what happened at Cnabon. Beg the Mask: After filtratg a group of teen Delquents at the mall by posg as half of a "mall uple" wh Terry, Gayle gets so vted the Te Companns dynamic of the group and her relatnship wh their lear CJ that she "breaks up wh" Terry and ni beg her mother until one of the guys suggts they buy their girliends gifts om Claire's.

THE GAY WEB SERI TOO REAL FOR TV, NOT RACY ENOUGH FOR PORN

Berserk Button: Gayle's are untls and clu Claire's, Trar Joe's, beg outdone by Bonnie, beg outdone by anyone, ugly tre, 2010s technology, people g her beach towels non-beach-related ntexts, and her hband's e of sensive toothpaste. Blue-and-Orange Moraly: While Gayle's behavr should place her squarely a crimal Cloudcuckoolanr realm prevly occupied only by Arkham Asylum pe, 's treated simply as tense petive suburban mom behavr In-Universe, and she and Bonnie are always on the same page wh regard to standards and s of nduct. Bread, Eggs, Bread Eggs: While Talkg Like a Sie about an unattractive tree: Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: Gayle's granola recipe:3 cups rolled oats1/3 cup brown sugar1 cup raw almonds1/4 cup olive oil1 cup pumpk seedspch of salt1/2 teaspoon cnamon1/4 teaspoon nutmeg Break Them by Talkg: Attempted by Bonnie at the climax of Episo 30.

TAKE TWO: NBC RENEWS 'GAYLE' WEB SERI

Brick Joke: The backstory for "Lizard People" is tablished a nversatn that starts when Gayle criciz Terry's msy ponytail, tellg her she looks like she's about to start a reptile-themed birthday party pany.

GAYLE (ANIME SERI)

Cutaway Gag: Many, such as Gayle's Derailed Tra of Thought about how the word "supe" sounds like the name of a hard-partyg Southern health club secretary ("Y'all haven't been to a holiday party 'til you've been to a Sue Pe holiday party! Double Standard: Abe, Female on Male: Gayle equently exprs revulsn for Dave, beltl his terts and his character, gets him trouble wh law enforcement when he steps out of le, observ him wh a hidn mera, tri to unrme his passn project bs venture for fear will embarrass her, and attempts to sre off his Only Friend. Early-Installment Weirdns: In the openg few episos, Gayle engag rather dark and manipulative behavr such as kidnappg a child, revealg she faked her own ath, and holdg an SAT tutor ptive for over a ; the tone is notably lighter later episos, wh Gayle engagg ls ser behavr, and adoptg a more chaotic and ls abive personaly.

PONY GAYLE – LGBTQ DOCU-SERI TAK OFF

Gayle's teractns wh him are pletely void of any sense of ncern or passn Terry and Dave began to receive later the seri, and his apparent ptive stat the fay mak his prence even more jarrg. " Many of Gayle's opns on schools edge to Self-Depretn, given that Chris Flemg himself attend the relatively selective Skidmore College, nsired to be a "Hidn Ivy" relative to the Ltle Ivi. Epic Fail: Gayle's attempt to e a GoPro livtream to prove that the verm problem beg blamed on unvered trash ns her neighborhood actually origat the New Development not only prov her wrong but rults the entire town meetg viewg real-time footage of her gettg sprayed by a skunk, losg her pants a btal squirrel attack, and uratg a misguid effort to disfect the wounds om said squirrel attack.

Experimented College: It's implied that Gayle is speakg om experience when she warns Terry, who she's nvced is headg this directn, that she don't have the wherewhal for succsful "lezzg around.

GAYLE HILARY

In "Town Meetg" we see this reactn om a wir group of people when the town meetg watch a vio of Gayle reactg to beg sprayed by a skunk, cug people grippg each other's hands for emotnal support. " Feelg Their Age: Come Season 3 and Season 4, the New D prents issu that Gayle n't simply fix wh Chobani and gratuo vlence; their relative youth and differg cultural ntext throw a wrench Gayle's "she-kg" stat over Northbread. " Felony Mismeanor: Havg 16 ems a 12-em exprs lane, the prospect of her dghter gog to a "ltle Ivy" like Colby or Bowdo, beg forced to pay late fe for a DVD of The Big Chill, wearg sho the hoe, leavg the box of Swiffer Wet On open so they dry out, knockg over a portra of Tonya Hardg, upstagg Gayle while exercisg to a Zumba DVD...