SAN FRANCISCO—Spokpersons for the Natnal Gay & Lbian Recment Task Force announced Monday that more than 288,000 straights have been nverted to homosexualy sce Jan. 1, 1998, puttg the group well on pace to reach s goal of 350,000 nversns by the end of the year.
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- GAY-PRI PARA SETS MASTREAM ACCEPTANCE OF GAYS BACK 50 YEARS
- WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS TAKEN, GAY, DEAD, OR AVAILABLE?
- THE ONN STRIK AGA AND GAYS EVERYWHERE {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY BRENT HARTGERAUGT 9, 2007/10:17 AMBY BRENT HARTGERAUGT 9, 2007 / 10:17 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"THE ONN STRIK AGA AND GAYS EVERYWHERE LGH","DATEPUBLISHED":"2007-08-09T14:17:57.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2007-08-09T14:17:57.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRENT HARTGER","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AHHH, THE ONN. GOTTA LOVE EM — SPE THE FACT THAT THEY'VE BEEN BASILLY RETELLG THE SAME THREE JOK FOR OVER A NOW. BUT LET'S FACE : THEY WERE CLUDG GAY HUMOR OM THE START (REMEMBER, "WHY DO ALL THE HOMOSEXUALS KEEP SUCKG MY C***?") AND WE LOVE THEM FOR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND, UNLIKE MOST AMERIN EDIANS, THE ONN HAS ALWAYS MA HOMOPHOB (OR SELF-IMPORTANT GAY FOLKS) THE BUTT OF THE JOKE, NOT GAY PEOPLE GENERAL. CLEARLY, THEY HAVE PLENTY OF GAY FOLKS ON STAFF. SO I TIP MY HAT THEIR DIRECTN FOR THIS WEEK'S, "SMALL TOWN HOLDS ANNUAL GAY SHAME {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THOUGH, THIS SE, I WONR IF THEY EVEN REALLY NEED THE ARTICLE, WHICH SORT OF BEATS THE JOKE TO ATH. THE JOKE IS ALL THE PICTURE, WHICH IS ADMTEDLY QUE FUNNY. KD OF LIKE THAT ONE JOKE THE ONN OM A FEW YEARS BACK: "JENNA BH'S FERALLY PROTECTED WETLANDS OPENED FOR DRILLG," AND SHOWS A PICTURE OF HER A GOWN AT A G-OUT BALL. NO ARTICLE NECCARY; WOULD HAVE SPOILED THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
- HELL NOW A THRIVG EPICENTER OF GAY CULTURE
- DANIEL CRAIG SAYS HIS 'GLASS ONN' CHARACTER BEG GAY 'JT FEELS RIGHT': 'IT'S NORMAL'
- THE ONN - 'GAYS TOO PREC TO RISK IN COMBAT'
- GENERAL SAYS 'GAYS TOO PREC TO RISK IN COMBAT': THE ONN (VIDEO)
- NEW ANTI-SMOKG ADS WARN TEENS 'IT'S GAY TO SMOKE'
- KEV MAXEN BE FIRST MALE ACH A US MEN’S PROFSNAL SPORTS LEAGUE TO PUBLICLY E OUT AS GAY
GAY-PRI PARA SETS MASTREAM ACCEPTANCE OF GAYS BACK 50 YEARS
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA–The mastream acceptance of gays and lbians, a hard-won civil-rights victory gaed through s of stggle agast prejudice and discrimatn, was set back at least 50 years Saturday the wake of the annual Los Angel Gay Pri Para. * the onion gay guys *
But lately, I’ve been havg a real problem wh the homosexuals. He didn’t seem the least b gay. Did I look gay to him?
WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS TAKEN, GAY, DEAD, OR AVAILABLE?
* the onion gay guys *
I don’t rell the phrase, “Suck my ck” enterg the nversatn, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock. ” I’ve got nothg agast homosexuals.
THE ONN STRIK AGA AND GAYS EVERYWHERE {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY BRENT HARTGERAUGT 9, 2007/10:17 AMBY BRENT HARTGERAUGT 9, 2007 / 10:17 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"THE ONN STRIK AGA AND GAYS EVERYWHERE LGH","DATEPUBLISHED":"2007-08-09T14:17:57.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2007-08-09T14:17:57.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRENT HARTGER","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AHHH, THE ONN. GOTTA LOVE EM — SPE THE FACT THAT THEY'VE BEEN BASILLY RETELLG THE SAME THREE JOK FOR OVER A NOW. BUT LET'S FACE : THEY WERE CLUDG GAY HUMOR OM THE START (REMEMBER, "WHY DO ALL THE HOMOSEXUALS KEEP SUCKG MY C***?") AND WE LOVE THEM FOR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND, UNLIKE MOST AMERIN EDIANS, THE ONN HAS ALWAYS MA HOMOPHOB (OR SELF-IMPORTANT GAY FOLKS) THE BUTT OF THE JOKE, NOT GAY PEOPLE GENERAL. CLEARLY, THEY HAVE PLENTY OF GAY FOLKS ON STAFF. SO I TIP MY HAT THEIR DIRECTN FOR THIS WEEK'S, "SMALL TOWN HOLDS ANNUAL GAY SHAME {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THOUGH, THIS SE, I WONR IF THEY EVEN REALLY NEED THE ARTICLE, WHICH SORT OF BEATS THE JOKE TO ATH. THE JOKE IS ALL THE PICTURE, WHICH IS ADMTEDLY QUE FUNNY. KD OF LIKE THAT ONE JOKE THE ONN OM A FEW YEARS BACK: "JENNA BH'S FERALLY PROTECTED WETLANDS OPENED FOR DRILLG," AND SHOWS A PICTURE OF HER A GOWN AT A G-OUT BALL. NO ARTICLE NECCARY; WOULD HAVE SPOILED THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
THE MALEBOLGE, NETHER REGIONS OF DARKNESS—Notg the credible rate at which the muny has grown, sourc nfirmed Thursday that Hell, the Endls Kgdom of Misery, is now a boomg haven of gay culture. * the onion gay guys *
Let them be ee to do their gay thg peace, I say. What is wh the homos?
Aren’t there enough gay cks out there for them to suck on whout them havg to target normal people like me?
Or any of the untls other homos who’ve e on to me recently. I tell you, when a homosexual is suckg your ck, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the ia that I was gay?
HELL NOW A THRIVG EPICENTER OF GAY CULTURE
The Muncie Spartans are such total fuckg fags, du. That whole entire school is gay, but the guys on the football team are the biggt homos of all. The Wtbridge High Panthers beat the Spartans four out of the last five gam, and the one we lost? That was when our quarterback, Kent, had the flu. * the onion gay guys *
I don’t know what mak the homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his ck sucked, and, ankly, I don’t want to know. I swear, if the homosexuals don’t take a ht and qu suckg my ck all the time, I’m gog to have to rort to drastic measur–like maybe png them down to the cement floor of the loadg dock wh my powerful forearms and workg my ck all the way up their butt so they unrstand loud and clear jt how much I disapprove of their unwele advanc.
DANIEL CRAIG SAYS HIS 'GLASS ONN' CHARACTER BEG GAY 'JT FEELS RIGHT': 'IT'S NORMAL'
'You are supposed to reflect life. And that [gay] relatnship reflects people my life,' Daniel Craig said of his character Glass Onn: A Kniv Out Mystery" emprop="scriptn * the onion gay guys *
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA–The mastream acceptance of gays and lbians, a hard-won civil-rights victory gaed through s of stggle agast prejudice and discrimatn, was set back at least 50 years Saturday the wake of the annual Los Angel Gay Pri Para.
THE ONN - 'GAYS TOO PREC TO RISK IN COMBAT'
General Says 'Gays Too Prec To Risk In Combat': The Onn (VIDEO) * the onion gay guys *
Participants Saturday's Los Angel Gay Pri Para, which helped change straight people's tolerant attus toward Week's Most Viral News: July 28, 2023OffEnglish"I'd always thought gays were regular people, jt like you and me, and that the stereotype of homosexuals as hedonistic, sex-crazed viants was jt a stctive myth, " said mother of four Hannah Jarrett, 41, mortified at the sight of 17 tanned and oiled boys vortg jock straps to a throbbg techno beat on a float shaped like an enormo phall. " The para, anized by the Los Angel Gay And Lbian And Bisexual And Transvte And Transgenr Alliance (LAGALABATATA), was tend to "promote acceptance, tolerance, and equaly for the cy's gay muny.
" Jt the oppose, however, was acplished, as the event nfirmed the worst fears of thoands of non-gay spectators, cementg their mds a bched and distorted image of gay life straight out of the most vilent right-wg hate lerature.
Among the para sights and sounds that did timable harm to the gay-rights e: a group of obe women leather biker outfs passg out cloris-shaped lollipops to horrified onlookers; a man ary uniform leadg a submissive masochist, clad diapers and a baby bon, around on a dog leash; several Hispanic dancers rabow wigs and miskirts performg "humpg" motns on a mannequ drsed as the Pope; and a dozen gyratg drag queens see-through drs holdg penis-shaped beer bottl that appeared to spurt ejaculatn-like foam when shaken and poured onto passersby.
GENERAL SAYS 'GAYS TOO PREC TO RISK IN COMBAT': THE ONN (VIDEO)
New Anti-Smokg Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay to Smoke': Directed by Lang Fisher." data-id="ma * the onion gay guys *
Timothy Oros, 51, a lol Walgreens manager whose store is on the para route, changed his attu toward gays as a rult of the event.
' and 'Hey, hey, we're gay, we're not gog to go away! Allison Weber, 43, an El Segundo marketg nsultant, also had her perceptns and assumptns about gays challenged by the para. "My unrstandg was that gay people are jt like everybody else–cent, hard-workg people who re about their muni and have lovg, mted relatnships, " Weber said.
Footage of the event was featured on telests of The 700 Club as "proof of the s-steeped world of homosexualy.
NEW ANTI-SMOKG ADS WARN TEENS 'IT'S GAY TO SMOKE'
" A photo spread Monday's USA Today chronicled many of the event's vulgar displays–unrstood by gays to be tongue--cheek "high mp"–which horrified prevly tolerant people om ast to ast.
Henry Thorne, a New York Universy history profsor who has wrten several books about the gay-rights movement, explaed the misunrstandg. "After centuri of opprsn as an 'visible' segment of society, gays, embolned by the 1969 Stonewall uprisg, took to the streets the early '70s wh an '-your-face' attu. Conontg the worst prejudic of a world that didn't accept them, they fought back agast the prejudic wh exaggeratn and parody, reclaimg their enemi' worst stereotyp about them and turng them to symbols of gay pri, " Thorne said.
"Thirty years later, gays have won far greater acceptance the world at large, but they keep dog this stuff anyway. The Los Angel Gay Pri Para, Thorne noted, is part of a s-old gay-rights tradn. "I have a who's a gay, and he seemed like a cent enough guy to me, " said Iowa Cy, IA, rint Rs Lr, Los Angel for a weekend sal semar.
KEV MAXEN BE FIRST MALE ACH A US MEN’S PROFSNAL SPORTS LEAGUE TO PUBLICLY E OUT AS GAY
Gays are all sick, immoral perverts. And here’s the thg: When you fally do e across one of the good guys out there, why do always turn out that he’s eher taken, gay, ad, or available? Why do you always fall for the married, gay, sgle, straight, alive, ad, bisexual, imagary, atose, extant, or extra-dimensnal guys?!
The last ne kd, charismatic guys whom I’ve been terted have been, orr, gay, married, 10 months old, created 1968 by Hanna-Barbera Productns and voiced by Daws Butler, still livg wh his mother, sgle and open to datg, a wtern lowland gorilla, gay aga, and a marble bt of Juli about tratg! But let's face : they were cludg gay humor om the start (remember, "Why do all the homosexuals keep suckg my c***?
") and we love them for, unlike most Amerin edians, The Onn has always ma homophob (or self-important gay folks) the butt of the joke, not gay people general.