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- GAY BYRON BAY
- EXPLORE GAY ROOMS & RENTALS BYRON BAY
- ATRALIA HAS LONG HAD A GAY BEACH SUBCULTURE BUT THEY HAVEN'T ALWAYS BEEN SAFE SPAC
- LILLI PILLI GAY BEAT
- THE GAY STRAIGHT-TALKER
- ALL THE HETEROSEXUAL NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURESUBSCRIBESIGN {"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","URL":","MAENTYOFPAGE":","HEADLE":"ALL THE BYRON BAY NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE DURG EPISO ONE OF BYRON BA","SCRIPTN":"HELLO SWEETI!!!!!! I AM A GREAT MOOD FOR THIS REP BEE EVEN THOUGH I N\U2019T LOOK ANY DIRECTN AT THE MOMENT WHOUT SEEG SOMETHG SER AND SAD AND AWFUL GOG ON THE WORLD, I ALSO NO LONGER HAVE TO LOOK THE DIRECTN OF MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT. A BLSG! NOW IS TIME TO TURN OUR GAZ AND OUR GAYS TOWARD A BRAND NEW TELEVISN SHOW THAT NONE OF HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE. IT IS TIME TO WATCH BYRON BA.","IMAGE":[{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":"}],"DATEPUBLISHED":"2022-03-09T08:51:35+00:00","DATEMODIFIED":"2022-03-09T08:51:35+00:00","ISACCSIBLEFORFREE":TE,"THOR":[{"@TYPE":"PERSON","NAME":"BEC SHAW","URL":","SCRIPTN":"WRER. ","INTIFIER":"ER:7185","SAMEAS":["],"IMAGE":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","NTENTURL":","THUMBNAILURL":"}}],"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"ALL THE HETEROSEXUAL NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE","URL":","SCRIPTN":"REBEC SHAW AND PATRICK LENTON WATCH TV AND MAKE OUR SILLY LTLE JOK.","TERACTNSTATISTIC":{"@TYPE":"INTERACTNCOUNTER","NAME":"SUBSCRIBERS","TERACTNTYPE":","ERINTERACTNCOUNT":1000},"INTIFIER":"PUB:528001","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","NTENTURL":","THUMBNAILURL":"},"IMAGE":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","NTENTURL":","THUMBNAILURL":"},"SAMEAS":["]}}SHARE THIS POSTALL THE BYRON BAY NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE DURG EPISO ONE OF BYRON COPY LKFACEBOOKEMAILNOTOTHERALL THE BYRON BAY NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE DURG EPISO ONE OF BYRON BABEC SHAWMAR 9, 202210SHARE THIS POSTALL THE BYRON BAY NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE DURG EPISO ONE OF BYRON COPY LKFACEBOOKEMAILNOTOTHERSHAREHELLO SWEETI!!!!!! I AM A GREAT MOOD FOR THIS REP BEE EVEN THOUGH I N’T LOOK ANY DIRECTN AT THE MOMENT WHOUT SEEG SOMETHG SER AND SAD AND AWFUL GOG ON THE WORLD, I ALSO NO LONGER HAVE TO LOOK THE DIRECTN OF MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT. A BLSG! NOW IS TIME TO TURN OUR GAZ AND OUR GAYS TOWARD A BRAND NEW TELEVISN SHOW THAT NONE OF HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE. IT IS TIME TO WATCH BYRON BA.IF YOU AREN’T ACROSS BYRON BA, ’S VERY PLITED. IT’S A REALY SHOW ABOUT HOT PEOPLE WHO LIVE BYRON BAY. OKAY WE ARE ALL UGHT UP. N YOU SEE ANY HOT PEOPLE? THEY ARE HIDN SOMEWHERE THIS IMAGEIF YOU ARE READG THIS OM SOMEWHERE ELSE, SUCH AS OVERSEAS OR A HIGHER PLANE, AND AREN’T SURE WHAT THE WHOLE ‘BYRON BAY’ VIBE IS, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME KEYWORDS. IT’S VERY BETIFUL. SUN. SURFERS. BEACH. GENTRIFIED, WH A SER UNAFFORDABLE HOG SUATN. HIPPI. RICH HIPPI. RICH PEOPLE SPLAYG AS HIPPI. WELLNS EAKS. WHE GUYS WH DREADS. FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND THEIR VACCE-HANT WIV. BACKPACKERS. CELEBRI! CHRIS HEMSWORTH, MATT DAMON AND ZAC EON ALL HAVE PLAC THERE. AND NOW, THE ST OF BYRON BA. NOTE: ONE ANNOYG THG GENERALLY ABOUT THE SHOW IS THAT ( THE FIRST EPISO AT LEAST), THERE IS NO ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE LAND THAT THE SHOW IS FILMED ON, OR ANY REFERENCE TO THE INDIGENO CTODIANS WHO LIVE THERE. SOME OF THE ST SPEAK ABOUT THE AREA AS IF IS THEIR SPIRUAL HOME, AND SOME SPEAK ABOUT WH OWNERSHIP, THAT THEY ‘GREW UP THERE’ WHERE OTHERS HAVE NOT, WHOUT ACKNOWLEDGG THAT NONE OF THEM OWN THE LAND OR BELONG THERE. I’M HOPG THAT OTHER EPISOS NTA THIS SORT OF THG! MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WH BYRON IS PRETTY MUCH RTRICTED TO THE TIM THAT I DROVE DOWN OM QUEENSLAND WH IENDS TO ATTEND VAR MIC FTIVALS. ON THAT NOTE - IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE THREE TALL GUYS THAT TALKED SO LOUDLY AROUND ME THAT THEY DROWNED OUT PJ HARVEY AT SPLENDOUR THE GRASS 2008, I STILL THK ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE YOU, AND BELOW IS A VISUAL REPRENTATN OF WHAT I WISH HAD HAPPENED. MY -REPPER FOR THIS SERI AND ALL TRASH NTENT MY LIFE IS PATRICK LENTON, A MAN WHO ISN’T ALLOWED TO STEP FOOT TO BYRON BAY BEE ALL THE TANNED PEOPLE CHASE HIM WH PCHFORKS IMMEDIATELY THKG HE IS A BETIFUL PALE VAMPIRE.SPOT THE DIFFERENCE. YOU N’T.EVEN THOUGH HE IS AT RISK OF BEG VAMPIRE-MURRED, HE IS A BRAVE BOY AND WILL STILL BE JOG ME ON THIS ADVENTURE. WE WILL BE VERG TWO EPISOS OF THE SHOW EACH WEEK, SO YOU N WATCH ALONG WH IF YOU LIKE! OKAY THAT IS IT, IS TIME FOR THE FIRST EPISO OF THIS THG. AS ALWAYS, WE WILL BE REPPG THIS SHOW BY RANKG THE NTENT AND PEOPLE THERE BY HOW MUCH OR LTLE THEY ANNOYED .LEAST ANNOYINGPEOPLE WHO LIVE IN BRYON BAY TALKG ABOUT BYRON BAYTHIS MAY EVENTUALLY BEE ANNOYG, BUT WAS SO FUNNY LISTENG TO EVERYONE SCRIBE BYRON BAY TO TRY AND NVCE ME OF S GRAVAS AS A CULTURAL PAL. “THE ENERGY IS SO BETIFUL BYRON” [SHOT OF FIRE-TWIRLG]INCREDIBLY BETIFUL ENERGYTHERE WERE NSTANT CLAIMS THAT EVERYONE CREATIVE LIV THERE. SO TE BTIEALL GREAT FLUENCERS LIVE BYRON, BUT NOT ALL FLUENCERS BYRON BAY ARE FLUENCERS. DO YOU NATHAN! SORRY OKAY, I’LL LL YOU BY YOUR JOB TLE ON THE SHOW, WHICH IS…DIGAL MARKETER? ARE YOU SURE THAT IS BETTER? NOT AN FLUENCEROR PERHAPS I WILL LL YOU BY YOUR OTHER JOB TLE, “MAN SPERATE FOR FAME AFTER APPEARG ON THE BACHELORETTE, BACHELOR PARADISE, AND NOW BYRON BA.” THAT’S RIGHT, I REALISED I HAD ALREADY REPPED NATHAN AFTER HE ANNOYED ME ON ALI’S SEASON OF THE BACHELORETTEGENUELY NNOT WA TO SEE WHAT ELSE I LEARN ABOUT BYRON BAY THE G WEEKS. HANNAHIT WAS ACTUALLY TRICKY TO CI IF HANNAH SHOULD BE THE MOST ANNOYG OR LEAST ANNOYG LIST. THAT IS BEE HANNAH, ONE OF THE MA CHARACTERS OF THE SHOW, IS EVERY STEREOTYPE ABOUT BYRON BAY ONE SMALL WOMAN. BUT SHE ALSO SAYS CREDIBLE THGS WHILE WRAPPED A SRF ON TOP OF A CLIFF, SUCH AS:I MT STAN THE DRAMASHE IS ALSO HEAVILY VOLVED THE NARRATIVE OF THE FIRST EPISO, WHEN SHE HOSTS AN “IBIZA” THEMED PARTY AT HER BETIFUL HOME. THIS THEME SEEMS TO BE JT EVERYONE DRSG WHE, AND HANNAH MAK THEM ALL S THROUGH A “SOUND HEALG”, WHICH WAS ALSO A VERY USIAN EVENT. WE ARE WHEMEINCREDIBLE SCEN. ALONGSI THE SPIRUAL HEALG AND CRYSTALS, HANNAH ALSO HAS BEEF WH THE “BELLE SISTERS”, AND EVERYONE REFERS TO THEM AS THE “BELLE SISTERS” NSTANTLY, WHICH IS SOME REAL JANE ATEN SH. I’M STILL NOT SURE WHAT THEIR BEEF IS ABOUT, EVEN AFTER THEY TALKED ABOUT FOR 5 MUT, BUT I GOT THE FEELG THAT HANNAH IS A HUGE KOOK, AND SHE IS GOG TO BE REALLY FUN TO WATCH. “I N’T BELIEVE YOU GOT VACCATED”JADE KEVIN FOSTERNETFLIX HAS CLEVERLY SET THE SHOW AROUND TWO NEWERS TO THE BYRON BAY SCENE, ALLOWG TO EXPERIENCE THE NEW TERRA WH THEM. THERE’S SARAH, A SGER AND PIANIST OM THE GOLD COAST WHO SEEMS SWEET, AND INFLUENCER JA KEV FOSTER. JKF HAS CID TO MOVE TO BYRON BAY SEEMGLY LARGE PART BEE HE’S NEVER HAD A BIG GROUP OF IENDS, AND AS HE SAYS BELOW, ’S A SOLARY LIFE. POETRYHE’S EXCED ABOUT THE MOVE, BEE AS THE NUMBER ONE MOST FOLLOWED MALE FLUENCER OF ATRALIA, AS THE NUMBER ONE MOST FOLLOWED MALE FLUENCER OF ATRALIAHE NEEDS TO BE AROUND LIKE-MD PEOPLE (OTHER FLUENCERS). I HAD A HUGE SOFT SPOT FOR JA IMMEDIATELY, WHICH I PUT DOWN TO HIM BEG VERY GAY AND A B DUMB, JT LIKE ALL MY DUMB GAY IENDS I LOVE. HE’S ALSO REALLY FUNNY, AND I HAVE A SNEAKG SPICN HE’S MUCH MORE ON THE JOKE THAN WE IMAGE. SARAH AND ELIAS’S CONVERSATION SARAH IS THE NEW GIRL TOWN, THE PIANIST AND SGER WHO LOOKS A B LIKE A THIRD VERONI. ELIAS IS THE REALLY HOT MOL GUY, BUT DON’T JT THK OF HIM AS A REALLY HOT MOL GUY. Y I’VE GOT CUM GUTTERS. BUT SO DO MY BRA. THE TWO OF THEM MET AT HANNAH’S PARTY, AND ELIAS FALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO ULD HAVE EP TELLECTUAL NVERSATNS WH HIM. INCREDIBLE STUFF YOU GUYS, I LOVED THIS AND LEARNED A LOT. ALSO SARAH PIQUED NATHAN’S TERT AT THE PARTY AS WELL, AND THERE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE SOME FORM OF HETEROSEXUAL NONSENSE TRIANGLE OUR FUTURE. CAN’T WA!! MOST ANNOYING
- THE GAY STRAIGHT-TALKER
GAY BYRON BAY
Byron Bay gay tourism: At you n fd the rmatn you need for your vatns Byron Bay. * byron bay gay beats *
This beach is also a popular gay-iendly beach that allows naturism. Come summer, expect to see gay beachgoers sunbathg and swimmg the nu. Multiple paths are behd the beach, and 's here where you'll be able to enjoy some gay cisg wh LGBTQ+ folk who e to meet new people and have some fun the sun.
EXPLORE GAY ROOMS & RENTALS BYRON BAY
How gay-iendly is Atralia’s beach culture? * byron bay gay beats *
We would like to thank misterb&b member, Graeme, for sharg this great gay beach suggtn wh . Byron Bay has gaed a reputatn as one of the most gay-iendly muni NSW. Plac to socialise wh lol gay muny.
While there are no signated gay bars or nightclubs Byron, all are LGBTIQ+ iendly. It’s an pecially popular getaway for gay people lookg for fun the sun, creatg a nse gay ncentratn around here, and the nearby towns of Lismore and Nimb.
ATRALIA HAS LONG HAD A GAY BEACH SUBCULTURE BUT THEY HAVEN'T ALWAYS BEEN SAFE SPAC
* byron bay gay beats *
Gay and Lbian tourist tips n be found at GALTA. This gay nudist beach is a great place to spend the day wh old iends, meet new people, or do the trails behd the sand. Folks om Brisbane to Sydney and beyond e for good tim at the big queer parti takg place the town of Lismore, wt of Byron, for Tropil Fs danc and pool parti throughout the year, particularly durg holidays such as New Year's, Easter, the Queen's Birthday, and special gay benefs.
For map lotns and webse lks to the bs below, and more, see our gay Byron Bay listgs pag. Revelwood Rart Retreat () - CLOSED - 15 seclud acr, five mut drive om Bangalow, clothg-optnal, exclively gay get-away, pool, crystal clear creek noeg, home to platyp, fish, turtl and water dragons. Most all of Byron Bay clubs and rtrants are gay-iendly.
There are no specifilly gay clubs town but the two make most lists.
LILLI PILLI GAY BEAT
What is like hostg for gay muny? Byron is known as the ‘rabow regn’ – and ’s very clive and gay-iendly, so ’s no surprise that ’s a mec for a lot of gay visors.
What mak your cy a favore gay statn? Combed wh s sub-tropil climate and credible natural bety, that mak highly appealg for gay travellers. While there are no signated gay bars or f as such, the area plays host to regular alternative events that are mixed, iendly and welg.
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From parti like ‘Nudge Nudge Wk Wk’, which n on some Sunday afternoons at the Bildgel hotel, to ‘Queer Beers’ at the Bnswick Hotel on the first Thursday of every month, and not fettg the hugely popular Tropil Fs 4-day queer dance party that ns every New Year nearby Lismore, there’s a lot to attract gay visors.
Bt place to socialize wh the lol gay muny? It's not specifilly gay – but The Roadhoe jt south of Byron has an alternative, hipster vibe that gay visors love.
From private rooms and apartments to LGBTQ-iendly hotels, you have the optn to stay the heart of gay districts as well as other neighborhoods the plac you vis. A loft Soho, a shared room Barcelona or the Castro, a gay-iendly hotel Le Marais or Chelsea, experience misterb&b all gay travel statns!
ALL THE HETEROSEXUAL NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURESUBSCRIBESIGN {"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","URL":","MAENTYOFPAGE":","HEADLE":"ALL THE BYRON BAY NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE DURG EPISO ONE OF BYRON BA","SCRIPTN":"HELLO SWEETI!!!!!! I AM A GREAT MOOD FOR THIS REP BEE EVEN THOUGH I N\U2019T LOOK ANY DIRECTN AT THE MOMENT WHOUT SEEG SOMETHG SER AND SAD AND AWFUL GOG ON THE WORLD, I ALSO NO LONGER HAVE TO LOOK THE DIRECTN OF MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT. A BLSG! NOW IS TIME TO TURN OUR GAZ AND OUR GAYS TOWARD A BRAND NEW TELEVISN SHOW THAT NONE OF HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE. IT IS TIME TO WATCH BYRON BA.","IMAGE":[{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":"}],"DATEPUBLISHED":"2022-03-09T08:51:35+00:00","DATEMODIFIED":"2022-03-09T08:51:35+00:00","ISACCSIBLEFORFREE":TE,"THOR":[{"@TYPE":"PERSON","NAME":"BEC SHAW","URL":","SCRIPTN":"WRER. ","INTIFIER":"ER:7185","SAMEAS":["],"IMAGE":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","NTENTURL":","THUMBNAILURL":"}}],"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"ALL THE HETEROSEXUAL NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE","URL":","SCRIPTN":"REBEC SHAW AND PATRICK LENTON WATCH TV AND MAKE OUR SILLY LTLE JOK.","TERACTNSTATISTIC":{"@TYPE":"INTERACTNCOUNTER","NAME":"SUBSCRIBERS","TERACTNTYPE":","ERINTERACTNCOUNT":1000},"INTIFIER":"PUB:528001","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","NTENTURL":","THUMBNAILURL":"},"IMAGE":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","NTENTURL":","THUMBNAILURL":"},"SAMEAS":["]}}SHARE THIS POSTALL THE BYRON BAY NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE DURG EPISO ONE OF BYRON COPY LKFACEBOOKEMAILNOTOTHERALL THE BYRON BAY NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE DURG EPISO ONE OF BYRON BABEC SHAWMAR 9, 202210SHARE THIS POSTALL THE BYRON BAY NONSENSE I WAS FORCED TO ENDURE DURG EPISO ONE OF BYRON COPY LKFACEBOOKEMAILNOTOTHERSHAREHELLO SWEETI!!!!!! I AM A GREAT MOOD FOR THIS REP BEE EVEN THOUGH I N’T LOOK ANY DIRECTN AT THE MOMENT WHOUT SEEG SOMETHG SER AND SAD AND AWFUL GOG ON THE WORLD, I ALSO NO LONGER HAVE TO LOOK THE DIRECTN OF MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT. A BLSG! NOW IS TIME TO TURN OUR GAZ AND OUR GAYS TOWARD A BRAND NEW TELEVISN SHOW THAT NONE OF HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE. IT IS TIME TO WATCH BYRON BA.IF YOU AREN’T ACROSS BYRON BA, ’S VERY PLITED. IT’S A REALY SHOW ABOUT HOT PEOPLE WHO LIVE BYRON BAY. OKAY WE ARE ALL UGHT UP. N YOU SEE ANY HOT PEOPLE? THEY ARE HIDN SOMEWHERE THIS IMAGEIF YOU ARE READG THIS OM SOMEWHERE ELSE, SUCH AS OVERSEAS OR A HIGHER PLANE, AND AREN’T SURE WHAT THE WHOLE ‘BYRON BAY’ VIBE IS, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME KEYWORDS. IT’S VERY BETIFUL. SUN. SURFERS. BEACH. GENTRIFIED, WH A SER UNAFFORDABLE HOG SUATN. HIPPI. RICH HIPPI. RICH PEOPLE SPLAYG AS HIPPI. WELLNS EAKS. WHE GUYS WH DREADS. FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND THEIR VACCE-HANT WIV. BACKPACKERS. CELEBRI! CHRIS HEMSWORTH, MATT DAMON AND ZAC EON ALL HAVE PLAC THERE. AND NOW, THE ST OF BYRON BA. NOTE: ONE ANNOYG THG GENERALLY ABOUT THE SHOW IS THAT ( THE FIRST EPISO AT LEAST), THERE IS NO ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE LAND THAT THE SHOW IS FILMED ON, OR ANY REFERENCE TO THE INDIGENO CTODIANS WHO LIVE THERE. SOME OF THE ST SPEAK ABOUT THE AREA AS IF IS THEIR SPIRUAL HOME, AND SOME SPEAK ABOUT WH OWNERSHIP, THAT THEY ‘GREW UP THERE’ WHERE OTHERS HAVE NOT, WHOUT ACKNOWLEDGG THAT NONE OF THEM OWN THE LAND OR BELONG THERE. I’M HOPG THAT OTHER EPISOS NTA THIS SORT OF THG! MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WH BYRON IS PRETTY MUCH RTRICTED TO THE TIM THAT I DROVE DOWN OM QUEENSLAND WH IENDS TO ATTEND VAR MIC FTIVALS. ON THAT NOTE - IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE THREE TALL GUYS THAT TALKED SO LOUDLY AROUND ME THAT THEY DROWNED OUT PJ HARVEY AT SPLENDOUR THE GRASS 2008, I STILL THK ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE YOU, AND BELOW IS A VISUAL REPRENTATN OF WHAT I WISH HAD HAPPENED. MY -REPPER FOR THIS SERI AND ALL TRASH NTENT MY LIFE IS PATRICK LENTON, A MAN WHO ISN’T ALLOWED TO STEP FOOT TO BYRON BAY BEE ALL THE TANNED PEOPLE CHASE HIM WH PCHFORKS IMMEDIATELY THKG HE IS A BETIFUL PALE VAMPIRE.SPOT THE DIFFERENCE. YOU N’T.EVEN THOUGH HE IS AT RISK OF BEG VAMPIRE-MURRED, HE IS A BRAVE BOY AND WILL STILL BE JOG ME ON THIS ADVENTURE. WE WILL BE VERG TWO EPISOS OF THE SHOW EACH WEEK, SO YOU N WATCH ALONG WH IF YOU LIKE! OKAY THAT IS IT, IS TIME FOR THE FIRST EPISO OF THIS THG. AS ALWAYS, WE WILL BE REPPG THIS SHOW BY RANKG THE NTENT AND PEOPLE THERE BY HOW MUCH OR LTLE THEY ANNOYED .LEAST ANNOYINGPEOPLE WHO LIVE IN BRYON BAY TALKG ABOUT BYRON BAYTHIS MAY EVENTUALLY BEE ANNOYG, BUT WAS SO FUNNY LISTENG TO EVERYONE SCRIBE BYRON BAY TO TRY AND NVCE ME OF S GRAVAS AS A CULTURAL PAL. “THE ENERGY IS SO BETIFUL BYRON” [SHOT OF FIRE-TWIRLG]INCREDIBLY BETIFUL ENERGYTHERE WERE NSTANT CLAIMS THAT EVERYONE CREATIVE LIV THERE. SO TE BTIEALL GREAT FLUENCERS LIVE BYRON, BUT NOT ALL FLUENCERS BYRON BAY ARE FLUENCERS. DO YOU NATHAN! SORRY OKAY, I’LL LL YOU BY YOUR JOB TLE ON THE SHOW, WHICH IS…DIGAL MARKETER? ARE YOU SURE THAT IS BETTER? NOT AN FLUENCEROR PERHAPS I WILL LL YOU BY YOUR OTHER JOB TLE, “MAN SPERATE FOR FAME AFTER APPEARG ON THE BACHELORETTE, BACHELOR PARADISE, AND NOW BYRON BA.” THAT’S RIGHT, I REALISED I HAD ALREADY REPPED NATHAN AFTER HE ANNOYED ME ON ALI’S SEASON OF THE BACHELORETTEGENUELY NNOT WA TO SEE WHAT ELSE I LEARN ABOUT BYRON BAY THE G WEEKS. HANNAHIT WAS ACTUALLY TRICKY TO CI IF HANNAH SHOULD BE THE MOST ANNOYG OR LEAST ANNOYG LIST. THAT IS BEE HANNAH, ONE OF THE MA CHARACTERS OF THE SHOW, IS EVERY STEREOTYPE ABOUT BYRON BAY ONE SMALL WOMAN. BUT SHE ALSO SAYS CREDIBLE THGS WHILE WRAPPED A SRF ON TOP OF A CLIFF, SUCH AS:I MT STAN THE DRAMASHE IS ALSO HEAVILY VOLVED THE NARRATIVE OF THE FIRST EPISO, WHEN SHE HOSTS AN “IBIZA” THEMED PARTY AT HER BETIFUL HOME. THIS THEME SEEMS TO BE JT EVERYONE DRSG WHE, AND HANNAH MAK THEM ALL S THROUGH A “SOUND HEALG”, WHICH WAS ALSO A VERY USIAN EVENT. WE ARE WHEMEINCREDIBLE SCEN. ALONGSI THE SPIRUAL HEALG AND CRYSTALS, HANNAH ALSO HAS BEEF WH THE “BELLE SISTERS”, AND EVERYONE REFERS TO THEM AS THE “BELLE SISTERS” NSTANTLY, WHICH IS SOME REAL JANE ATEN SH. I’M STILL NOT SURE WHAT THEIR BEEF IS ABOUT, EVEN AFTER THEY TALKED ABOUT FOR 5 MUT, BUT I GOT THE FEELG THAT HANNAH IS A HUGE KOOK, AND SHE IS GOG TO BE REALLY FUN TO WATCH. “I N’T BELIEVE YOU GOT VACCATED”JADE KEVIN FOSTERNETFLIX HAS CLEVERLY SET THE SHOW AROUND TWO NEWERS TO THE BYRON BAY SCENE, ALLOWG TO EXPERIENCE THE NEW TERRA WH THEM. THERE’S SARAH, A SGER AND PIANIST OM THE GOLD COAST WHO SEEMS SWEET, AND INFLUENCER JA KEV FOSTER. JKF HAS CID TO MOVE TO BYRON BAY SEEMGLY LARGE PART BEE HE’S NEVER HAD A BIG GROUP OF IENDS, AND AS HE SAYS BELOW, ’S A SOLARY LIFE. POETRYHE’S EXCED ABOUT THE MOVE, BEE AS THE NUMBER ONE MOST FOLLOWED MALE FLUENCER OF ATRALIA, AS THE NUMBER ONE MOST FOLLOWED MALE FLUENCER OF ATRALIAHE NEEDS TO BE AROUND LIKE-MD PEOPLE (OTHER FLUENCERS). I HAD A HUGE SOFT SPOT FOR JA IMMEDIATELY, WHICH I PUT DOWN TO HIM BEG VERY GAY AND A B DUMB, JT LIKE ALL MY DUMB GAY IENDS I LOVE. HE’S ALSO REALLY FUNNY, AND I HAVE A SNEAKG SPICN HE’S MUCH MORE ON THE JOKE THAN WE IMAGE. SARAH AND ELIAS’S CONVERSATION SARAH IS THE NEW GIRL TOWN, THE PIANIST AND SGER WHO LOOKS A B LIKE A THIRD VERONI. ELIAS IS THE REALLY HOT MOL GUY, BUT DON’T JT THK OF HIM AS A REALLY HOT MOL GUY. Y I’VE GOT CUM GUTTERS. BUT SO DO MY BRA. THE TWO OF THEM MET AT HANNAH’S PARTY, AND ELIAS FALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO ULD HAVE EP TELLECTUAL NVERSATNS WH HIM. INCREDIBLE STUFF YOU GUYS, I LOVED THIS AND LEARNED A LOT. ALSO SARAH PIQUED NATHAN’S TERT AT THE PARTY AS WELL, AND THERE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE SOME FORM OF HETEROSEXUAL NONSENSE TRIANGLE OUR FUTURE. CAN’T WA!! MOST ANNOYING
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