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• MISS GAY KASABIHAN QUOT & SAYGS
• MS GAY FOR PAGEANT FUNNY KASABIHAN QUOT & SAYGS
• MISS GAY PANGKALAWAKAN CONTTANT IS HER OWN STUNT DOUBLEC'MON, PHILIPP!{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}LIFEBY MATTHEW THARRETTFEBARY 24, 2016/6:16 PMBY MATTHEW THARRETTFEBARY 24, 2016 / 6:16 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"MISS GAY PANGKALAWAKAN CONTTANT IS HER OWN STUNT DOUBLE","DATEPUBLISHED":"2016-02-24T23:16:17.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2016-02-24T23:16:17.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"MATTHEW THARRETT","ARTICLESECTN":"LIFE"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE ARE FEW TAILS WE KNOW ABOUT THE FLIP-FLOPPG DRAG QUEEN WHO NO DOUBT HAS THROWN HERSELF LIKE A RAGDOLL TO YOUR TIMELE THIS WEEK, BUT REGARDLS, SHE IS STILL A SIGHT TO BE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ACRDG TO THE VIO'S SCRIPTN, THIS MISS GAY PANGKALAWAKAN 2016 NTTANT POPPED OFF DURG THE SWIMSU PORTN OF THE PETN JANUARY. YOU N WATCH HER ACTN BELOW, FLAILG AND FLIPPG AROUND STAGE, LAYG HER FULL BODY WEIGHT TO THE GROUND EACH TIME WH A THUNRO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE THOANDS WHO'VE SHARED HER PERFORMANCE HAVE LABELED EVERYTHG OM "A FAIL" TO "BRILLIANT," BUT IF YOU ASK , WE'D GIVE 10'S ACROSS THE BOARD, HENNY!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
• IRAN CHARG FAMO KURDISH SGER WH BEG GAY, FAC EXECUTN
• MGA NAKATATAWANG KASABIHAN SA GAY BETY CONTT QUOT & SAYGS
• MS GAY INTRODUCTN SPEECH QUOT & SAYGS
• GAY PAGEANT

MISS GAY KASABIHAN QUOT & SAYGS

Mga “KASABIHAN” sa Gay Pageants. "Anong laban ng baranggay, sa plakado mong kilay? Gay Lumalaban!

Usually this is tied to fitas – annual holiday ftivals celebrated by a Cy or Barangay. Miss Gay, a bety pageant for gay men or ladyboys, are famo for beg a edic event. The gay nttants choose an alias – ually the name of a female celebry or a famo person, as well as untry to reprent.

MS GAY FOR PAGEANT FUNNY KASABIHAN QUOT & SAYGS

“Anong laban ng baranggay, sa plakado mong kilay?

MISS GAY PANGKALAWAKAN CONTTANT IS HER OWN STUNT DOUBLEC'MON, PHILIPP!{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}LIFEBY MATTHEW THARRETTFEBARY 24, 2016/6:16 PMBY MATTHEW THARRETTFEBARY 24, 2016 / 6:16 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"MISS GAY PANGKALAWAKAN CONTTANT IS HER OWN STUNT DOUBLE","DATEPUBLISHED":"2016-02-24T23:16:17.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2016-02-24T23:16:17.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"MATTHEW THARRETT","ARTICLESECTN":"LIFE"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE ARE FEW TAILS WE KNOW ABOUT THE FLIP-FLOPPG DRAG QUEEN WHO NO DOUBT HAS THROWN HERSELF LIKE A RAGDOLL TO YOUR TIMELE THIS WEEK, BUT REGARDLS, SHE IS STILL A SIGHT TO BE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ACRDG TO THE VIO'S SCRIPTN, THIS MISS GAY PANGKALAWAKAN 2016 NTTANT POPPED OFF DURG THE SWIMSU PORTN OF THE PETN JANUARY. YOU N WATCH HER ACTN BELOW, FLAILG AND FLIPPG AROUND STAGE, LAYG HER FULL BODY WEIGHT TO THE GROUND EACH TIME WH A THUNRO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE THOANDS WHO'VE SHARED HER PERFORMANCE HAVE LABELED EVERYTHG OM "A FAIL" TO "BRILLIANT," BUT IF YOU ASK , WE'D GIVE 10'S ACROSS THE BOARD, HENNY!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

Sa mga edy bars ay mostly joyfuls ang mga edian doon, Isa sa mga sikat ngayon ay sa, Vice Ganda, at Pooh, at parehu sila badg. Ang tunay na kaibigan sa ligaya at kalungkutan, ikaw ay sasamahan. Nasat ang pagkakaibigan hdi lang sa ligaya kung hdi ay pati sa kalungkutan.

GAY:gays should be you!!!

IRAN CHARG FAMO KURDISH SGER WH BEG GAY, FAC EXECUTN

Acrdg to the vio's scriptn, this Miss Gay Pangkalawakan 2016 nttant popped off durg the swimsu portn of the petn January. Iran has alleged that a proment sger is gay and unr the Islamic Republic’s anti-homosexual laws he uld face the ath journalist Ali Hamedani tweeted on Sunday that “A famo Iranian sger om the Kurdish provce of Kermanshah has been ‘acced’ of beg a homosexual and uld face executn. Iran execut gay men.

” A famo Iranian sger om the Kurdish provce of #Kermanshah has been “acced” of beg a #homosexual and uld face executn.

MGA NAKATATAWANG KASABIHAN SA GAY BETY CONTT QUOT & SAYGS

Ali Hamedani (@BBCHamedani) October 6, 2019 Volker Beck, a German Green Party polician and LGBTQ activist, told The Jesalem Post that "It is a perversn of unjt stat like Iran and Sdi Arabia that alleged or actual homosexualy is prented as an accatn that n st you your life. It is time for the ternatnal muny to outlaw stat punishg homosexuals. — Iran News Wire (@IranNW) October 2, 2019 The Jesalem Post first reported on the Iranian regime’s public hangg of a homosexual January based on the untry’s anti-gay law.

Iran’s radil sharia law system prcrib the ath penalty for gay sex. Acrdg to a 2008 Brish WikiLeaks dispatch, Iran’s mullah regime has executed “between 4, 000 and 6, 000 gays and lbians” sce the Islamic Revolutn 2016, The Jesalem Post reported that Iran’s regime had executed a gay adolcent that year – the first nfirmed executn of someone nvicted as a juvenile the Islamic Afshar, 19, was hanged Arak Prison Iran’s Markazi Provce on July 18, 2016, after he was nvicted of “forced male-to-male anal terurse” early 2011, Iran’s regime executed three Iranian men after beg found guilty of charg related to homosexualy.

kundi nasa hanggad o na Mahal at Mapaligaya ka.

MS GAY INTRODUCTN SPEECH QUOT & SAYGS

Magagalak po ako kung sakalg magment kayo, marami pong salamt at sana napaligay ko araw mo. old funny gay quot, funny gay saygs, and funny gay proverbs, llected over the years om a variety.

I thank God for creatg gay men. My brother is gay and my parents don't re, as long as he marri a doctor. My s gay, I always tell him that our fay tree, he's the u sectn.

GAY PAGEANT

I once had a large gay followg, but I ducked to an alleyway and lost him. We had gay burglars the other night. They say you n't tell guys are gay jt by lookg.

But if two guys are kissg, you n figure at least one of them is gay.

My high school had a Head Start program for homosexuals, was lled Drama Club. A dreamtcher works, if your dream is to be gay. Let me tell you about gays the ary.