They/Them Film Review: Sharp Script Giv Be to Gay-Conversn-Camp Horror Story

TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED
THERE! RIGHT THERE!AMBER EFE, KATE SHDLE, LRA BELL BUNDY, LEGALLY BLON ENSEMBLE, MANUEL HERRERA & MATTHEW RISCHTRACK 15 ON LEGALLY BLON THE MIL (ORIGAL BROADWAY CAST RERDG) PRODUCED BYKURT DTSCH & JOEL MOSSJUL. 17, 20071 VIEWER164.3K VIEWS51 CONTRIBUTORSTHERE! RIGHT THERE! LYRICS[ELLE]THERE! RIGHT THERE!LOOK AT THAT TANNED, WELL TEND SKLOOK AT THE KILLER SHAPE HE'S LOOK AT THAT SLIGHTLY STUBBLY CHOH, PLEASE, HE'S GAYTOTALLY GAY![CALLAHAN]I'M NOT ABOUT TO CELEBRATEEVERY TRA ULD DITEA TOTALLY STRAIGHT EXPATRIATETHIS GUY'S NOT GAYI SAY NOT GAY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]THAT IS THE ELEPHANT THE ROOMWELL, IS RELEVANT TO ASSUMETHAT A MAN WHO WEARS PERFUMEIS TOMATILLY, RADILLY FAE?[EMMETT]BUT LOOK AT HIS IFFED AND CRISPY LOCKS[ELLE]LOOK AT HIS SILK TRANSLUCENT SOCKSYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CALLAHAN]THERE'S THE ETERNAL PARADOXLOOK WHAT WE'RE SEE'[VIVIENNE]WHAT ARE WE SEE'?[CALLAHAN]IS HE GAY?[ELLE]OF URSE HE'S GAY![CALLAHAN]OR EUROPEAN?[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]OHHHHGAY OR EUROPEAN?IT'S HARD TO GUARANTEEIS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN?[WARNER]WELL, HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME![VIVIENNE]YOU SEE THEY BRG THEIR BOYS UP DIFFERENTIN THOSE CHARMG FOREIGN PORTSTHEY PLAY PECULIAR SPORTS[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IN SHY SHIRTS AND TY SHORTSGAY OR FOREIGN FELLA?THE ANSWER ULD TAKE WEEKSTHEY BOTH SAY THGS LIKE "CIAO, BELLA"WHILE THEY KISS YOU ON BOTH CHEEKS[ELLE]OH, PLEASE[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]GAY OR EUROPEAN?SO MANY SHAS OF GRAY[WARNER]DEPENDG ON THE TIME OF DAYTHE FRENCH GO EHER WAY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN, OR--?[ENID]THERE, RIGHT THERE!LOOK AT THAT NSCENDG SMIRKSEEN ON EVERY GUY AT WORKTHAT IS A METRO, HETERO JERKTHAT GUY'S NOT GAY, I SAY, NO WAY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]THAT IS THE ELEPHANT THE ROOMWELL IS RELEVANT TO PRUMETHAT A HOTTIE THAT STUME[VIVIENNE]IS TOMATILLY, RADILLY[CALLAHAN]IRONILLY, CHRONILLY[ENID]CERTALY, FLIRTGLY[WARNER]GEILLY, MEDILLY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]GAY, OFFILLY GAYSWISHILY GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY...DAMN !GAY OR EUROPEAN?[CALLAHAN]SO STYLISH AND RELAXED[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN?[CALLAHAN]I THK HIS CHT IS WAXED[VIVIENNE]BUT THEY BRG THEIR BOYS UP DIFFERENT THEREIT'S CULTURALLY DIVERSEIT'S NOT A FASHN CURSE[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IF HE WEARS A KILT OR BEARS A PURSEGAY OR JT EXOTIC?I STILL N'T CRACK THE [BROOKE]YEAH, HIS ACCENT IS HYPNOTICBUT HIS SHO ARE POTY TOED[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]HUHGAY OR EUROPEAN?SO MANY SHAS OF GRAY[JUDGE]BUT IF HE TURNS OUT STRAIGHTI'M EE AT EIGHT ON SATURDAY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN?GAY OR EUROPEAN?GAY OR EURO--[EMMETT]WA A MUTEGIVE ME A CHANCE TO CRACK THIS GUYI HAVE AN IA I'D LIKE TO TRY[CALLAHAN]THE FLOOR IS YOURS[EMMETT]SO, MR ARGAKOSTHIS ALLEGED AFFAIR WH MS. WYNDHAM HAS BEEN GOG ON FOR...?[NIKOS]TWO YEARS[EMMETT]AND YOUR FIRST NAME AGA IS...?[NIKOS]NIKOS[EMMETT]AND YOUR BOYIEND'S NAME IS...?[NIKOS]CARLOSI-I, SORRY!I MISUNRSTAND!YOU SAY "BOYIEND"I THOUGHT YOU SAY "BT IEND"CARLOS IS MY BT IEND[CARLOS]YOU BASTARD!YOU LYG BASTARD!THAT'S , I NO VER FOR YOU NO MORE!PEOPL, I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENTTHIS MAN IS GAY AND EUROPEAN![ENSEMBLE]WHOA![CARLOS]AND NEHER IS DISGRACEYOU GOTTA STOP YOUR BE'A PLETELY CLOSET SEIT'S ME, NOT HER HE'S SEE'NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYI SWEAR HE NEVER, EVER, EVER SWG THE OTHER WAYYOU ARE SO GAY, YOU BIG PARFAYOU FLAMG ONE MAN BARET[NIKOS]I'M STRAIGHT![CARLOS]YOU WERE NOT YTERDAYSO IF I MAY, I'M PROUD TO SAYHE'S GAY![ENSEMBLE]AND EUROPEAN![CARLOS]HE'S GAY![ENSEMBLE]AND EUROPEAN![CARLOS]HE'S GAY![ENSEMBLE]AND EUROPEANAND GAY[NIKOS]FE, OKAY, I'M GAY![CARLOS/ENSEMBLE]HOORAY!6EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (LYRIC) AND BOLD (LYRIC) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTTHIS SONG B IS UNREVIEWEDGENI ANNOTATN2 NTRIBUTORS‘THERE! RIGHT THERE!’ IS THE 15TH SONG THE LEGALLY BLON SOUNDTRACK. BEFORE THIS, CALLAHAN AND HIS TEAM ARE STUMPED AT TRYG TO TCH NIKOS OUT HIS LIE WHICH STAT THAT HE AND BROOKE WERE HAVG AN AFFAIR, PROVIDG A MOTIVE FOR THE MURR. DURG A RECS PERD, ELLE ACCINTALLY DROPS SOME PAPERS ONT OF NIKOS WHILE ON THE PHONE, AND NIKOS DO NOT REACT WHEN ELLE THE BEND AND SNAP TO PICK THEM BACK UP. THIS LEADS ELLE TO REALISE THAT NIKOS IS GAY; ELLE TELLS THE TEAM, BUT THEY ARE UNSURE OF IF TO BELIEVE HER OR NOT AS THIS CLAIM HOLDS HIGH STAK. THIS SONG IS ABOUT CIPHERG WHETHER NIKOS ARGAKOS IS GAY, THEREFORE ALLOWG CALLAHAN TO PROVE HIS LIE WRONG. (SPOILER: HE IS.)EXPAND +332SHAREASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “THERE! RIGHT THERE!” BY AMBER EFE, KATE SHDLE, LRA BELL BUNDY, LEGALLY BLON ENSEMBLE, MANUEL HERRERA & MATTHEW RISCH?WHEN DID AMBER EFE, KATE SHDLE, LRA BELL BUNDY, LEGALLY BLON ENSEMBLE, MANUEL HERRERA & MATTHEW RISCH RELEASE “THERE! RIGHT THERE!”?WHO WROTE “THERE! RIGHT THERE!” BY AMBER EFE, KATE SHDLE, LRA BELL BUNDY, LEGALLY BLON ENSEMBLE, MANUEL HERRERA & MATTHEW RISCH?LEGALLY BLON THE MIL (ORIGAL BROADWAY CAST RERDG) (2007)VAR ARTISTS1. OMIGOD YOU GUYS2. SER3. WHAT YOU WANT4. THE HARVARD VARIATNS5. BLOOD IN THE WATER6. POSIVE7. IRELAND8. IRELAND (REPRISE)9. SER (REPRISE)10. CHIP ON MY SHOULR11. SO MUCH BETTER12. WHIPPED INTO SHAPE13. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN14. BEND AND SNAP15. THERE! RIGHT THERE!16. LEGALLY BLON17. LEGALLY BLON (REMIX)18. FD MY WAY / FALELOVE AND WARCREDSPRODUCED BYKURT DTSCH & JOEL MOSSWRTEN BYNELL BENJAM & LRENCE O’KEEFEPRIMARY ARTISTSNATALIE JOY JOHNSON, MATTHEW RISCH, RICHARD H. BLAKE, NIKKI SNELSON, MICHAEL RUPERT, MANUEL HERRERA, LRA BELL BUNDY, KATE SHDLE & AMBER EFERELEASE DATEJULY 17, 2007TAGSPOPMILSEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
KAGAN AND THE 'GAY QUTN' CONTROVERSY
TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED
‘THEY/THEM’ FILM REVIEW: SHARP SCRIPT GIV BE TO GAY-CONVERSN CAMP HORROR STORY

TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED

* is kate callahan gay *

“First of all, I’m gay, ” he said, “and this movie is gog to be gay non. "Alex AvilaAnd Gay Tim, a Brish LGBTQ news se, celebrated Friday, the day of the film’s official release, as “Barbie day“ and lled the world-renowned doll a “queer cultural phenomenon. PicturIn an terview wh Fandango, actor Kate McKnon, who is openly gay and plays “Weird Barbie” the film, said Barbie is about “imagatn.

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THERE! RIGHT THERE!AMBER EFE, KATE SHDLE, LRA BELL BUNDY, LEGALLY BLON ENSEMBLE, MANUEL HERRERA & MATTHEW RISCHTRACK 15 ON LEGALLY BLON THE MIL (ORIGAL BROADWAY CAST RERDG) PRODUCED BYKURT DTSCH & JOEL MOSSJUL. 17, 20071 VIEWER164.3K VIEWS51 CONTRIBUTORSTHERE! RIGHT THERE! LYRICS[ELLE]THERE! RIGHT THERE!LOOK AT THAT TANNED, WELL TEND SKLOOK AT THE KILLER SHAPE HE'S LOOK AT THAT SLIGHTLY STUBBLY CHOH, PLEASE, HE'S GAYTOTALLY GAY![CALLAHAN]I'M NOT ABOUT TO CELEBRATEEVERY TRA ULD DITEA TOTALLY STRAIGHT EXPATRIATETHIS GUY'S NOT GAYI SAY NOT GAY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]THAT IS THE ELEPHANT THE ROOMWELL, IS RELEVANT TO ASSUMETHAT A MAN WHO WEARS PERFUMEIS TOMATILLY, RADILLY FAE?[EMMETT]BUT LOOK AT HIS IFFED AND CRISPY LOCKS[ELLE]LOOK AT HIS SILK TRANSLUCENT SOCKSYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CALLAHAN]THERE'S THE ETERNAL PARADOXLOOK WHAT WE'RE SEE'[VIVIENNE]WHAT ARE WE SEE'?[CALLAHAN]IS HE GAY?[ELLE]OF URSE HE'S GAY![CALLAHAN]OR EUROPEAN?[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]OHHHHGAY OR EUROPEAN?IT'S HARD TO GUARANTEEIS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN?[WARNER]WELL, HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME![VIVIENNE]YOU SEE THEY BRG THEIR BOYS UP DIFFERENTIN THOSE CHARMG FOREIGN PORTSTHEY PLAY PECULIAR SPORTS[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IN SHY SHIRTS AND TY SHORTSGAY OR FOREIGN FELLA?THE ANSWER ULD TAKE WEEKSTHEY BOTH SAY THGS LIKE "CIAO, BELLA"WHILE THEY KISS YOU ON BOTH CHEEKS[ELLE]OH, PLEASE[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]GAY OR EUROPEAN?SO MANY SHAS OF GRAY[WARNER]DEPENDG ON THE TIME OF DAYTHE FRENCH GO EHER WAY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN, OR--?[ENID]THERE, RIGHT THERE!LOOK AT THAT NSCENDG SMIRKSEEN ON EVERY GUY AT WORKTHAT IS A METRO, HETERO JERKTHAT GUY'S NOT GAY, I SAY, NO WAY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]THAT IS THE ELEPHANT THE ROOMWELL IS RELEVANT TO PRUMETHAT A HOTTIE THAT STUME[VIVIENNE]IS TOMATILLY, RADILLY[CALLAHAN]IRONILLY, CHRONILLY[ENID]CERTALY, FLIRTGLY[WARNER]GEILLY, MEDILLY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]GAY, OFFILLY GAYSWISHILY GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY...DAMN !GAY OR EUROPEAN?[CALLAHAN]SO STYLISH AND RELAXED[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN?[CALLAHAN]I THK HIS CHT IS WAXED[VIVIENNE]BUT THEY BRG THEIR BOYS UP DIFFERENT THEREIT'S CULTURALLY DIVERSEIT'S NOT A FASHN CURSE[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IF HE WEARS A KILT OR BEARS A PURSEGAY OR JT EXOTIC?I STILL N'T CRACK THE [BROOKE]YEAH, HIS ACCENT IS HYPNOTICBUT HIS SHO ARE POTY TOED[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]HUHGAY OR EUROPEAN?SO MANY SHAS OF GRAY[JUDGE]BUT IF HE TURNS OUT STRAIGHTI'M EE AT EIGHT ON SATURDAY[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN?GAY OR EUROPEAN?GAY OR EURO--[EMMETT]WA A MUTEGIVE ME A CHANCE TO CRACK THIS GUYI HAVE AN IA I'D LIKE TO TRY[CALLAHAN]THE FLOOR IS YOURS[EMMETT]SO, MR ARGAKOSTHIS ALLEGED AFFAIR WH MS. WYNDHAM HAS BEEN GOG ON FOR...?[NIKOS]TWO YEARS[EMMETT]AND YOUR FIRST NAME AGA IS...?[NIKOS]NIKOS[EMMETT]AND YOUR BOYIEND'S NAME IS...?[NIKOS]CARLOSI-I, SORRY!I MISUNRSTAND!YOU SAY "BOYIEND"I THOUGHT YOU SAY "BT IEND"CARLOS IS MY BT IEND[CARLOS]YOU BASTARD!YOU LYG BASTARD!THAT'S , I NO VER FOR YOU NO MORE!PEOPL, I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENTTHIS MAN IS GAY AND EUROPEAN![ENSEMBLE]WHOA![CARLOS]AND NEHER IS DISGRACEYOU GOTTA STOP YOUR BE'A PLETELY CLOSET SEIT'S ME, NOT HER HE'S SEE'NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYI SWEAR HE NEVER, EVER, EVER SWG THE OTHER WAYYOU ARE SO GAY, YOU BIG PARFAYOU FLAMG ONE MAN BARET[NIKOS]I'M STRAIGHT![CARLOS]YOU WERE NOT YTERDAYSO IF I MAY, I'M PROUD TO SAYHE'S GAY![ENSEMBLE]AND EUROPEAN![CARLOS]HE'S GAY![ENSEMBLE]AND EUROPEAN![CARLOS]HE'S GAY![ENSEMBLE]AND EUROPEANAND GAY[NIKOS]FE, OKAY, I'M GAY![CARLOS/ENSEMBLE]HOORAY!6EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (LYRIC) AND BOLD (LYRIC) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTTHIS SONG B IS UNREVIEWEDGENI ANNOTATN2 NTRIBUTORS‘THERE! RIGHT THERE!’ IS THE 15TH SONG THE LEGALLY BLON SOUNDTRACK. BEFORE THIS, CALLAHAN AND HIS TEAM ARE STUMPED AT TRYG TO TCH NIKOS OUT HIS LIE WHICH STAT THAT HE AND BROOKE WERE HAVG AN AFFAIR, PROVIDG A MOTIVE FOR THE MURR. DURG A RECS PERD, ELLE ACCINTALLY DROPS SOME PAPERS ONT OF NIKOS WHILE ON THE PHONE, AND NIKOS DO NOT REACT WHEN ELLE THE BEND AND SNAP TO PICK THEM BACK UP. THIS LEADS ELLE TO REALISE THAT NIKOS IS GAY; ELLE TELLS THE TEAM, BUT THEY ARE UNSURE OF IF TO BELIEVE HER OR NOT AS THIS CLAIM HOLDS HIGH STAK. THIS SONG IS ABOUT CIPHERG WHETHER NIKOS ARGAKOS IS GAY, THEREFORE ALLOWG CALLAHAN TO PROVE HIS LIE WRONG. (SPOILER: HE IS.)EXPAND +332SHAREASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “THERE! RIGHT THERE!” BY AMBER EFE, KATE SHDLE, LRA BELL BUNDY, LEGALLY BLON ENSEMBLE, MANUEL HERRERA & MATTHEW RISCH?WHEN DID AMBER EFE, KATE SHDLE, LRA BELL BUNDY, LEGALLY BLON ENSEMBLE, MANUEL HERRERA & MATTHEW RISCH RELEASE “THERE! RIGHT THERE!”?WHO WROTE “THERE! RIGHT THERE!” BY AMBER EFE, KATE SHDLE, LRA BELL BUNDY, LEGALLY BLON ENSEMBLE, MANUEL HERRERA & MATTHEW RISCH?LEGALLY BLON THE MIL (ORIGAL BROADWAY CAST RERDG) (2007)VAR ARTISTS1. OMIGOD YOU GUYS2. SER3. WHAT YOU WANT4. THE HARVARD VARIATNS5. BLOOD IN THE WATER6. POSIVE7. IRELAND8. IRELAND (REPRISE)9. SER (REPRISE)10. CHIP ON MY SHOULR11. SO MUCH BETTER12. WHIPPED INTO SHAPE13. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN14. BEND AND SNAP15. THERE! RIGHT THERE!16. LEGALLY BLON17. LEGALLY BLON (REMIX)18. FD MY WAY / FALELOVE AND WARCREDSPRODUCED BYKURT DTSCH & JOEL MOSSWRTEN BYNELL BENJAM & LRENCE O’KEEFEPRIMARY ARTISTSNATALIE JOY JOHNSON, MATTHEW RISCH, RICHARD H. BLAKE, NIKKI SNELSON, MICHAEL RUPERT, MANUEL HERRERA, LRA BELL BUNDY, KATE SHDLE & AMBER EFERELEASE DATEJULY 17, 2007TAGSPOPMILSEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

[CALLAHAN]Is he gay? [ELLE]Of urse he's gay! [CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]OhhhhGay or European?

KAGAN AND THE 'GAY QUTN' CONTROVERSY

It's hard to guaranteeIs he gay or European?

TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED

[VIVIENNE]You see they brg their boys up differentIn those charmg foreign portsThey play peculiar sports[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]In shy shirts and ty shortsGay or foreign fella? The answer uld take weeksThey both say thgs like "Ciao, Bella"While they kiss you on both cheeks[ELLE]Oh, please[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]Gay or European?

So many shas of gray[WARNER]Dependg on the time of dayThe French go eher way[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]Is he gay or European, or--?

Look at that nscendg smirkSeen on every guy at workThat is a metro, hetero jerkThat guy's not gay, I say, no way[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]That is the elephant the roomWell is relevant to prumeThat a hottie that stume[VIVIENNE]Is tomatilly, radilly[CALLAHAN]Ironilly, chronilly[ENID]Certaly, flirtgly[WARNER]Geilly, medilly[CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID]Gay, offilly gaySwishily gay, gay, gay, !