The 22 Gayt Christmas Songs of All Time, Ranked

Contents:

• 25 CHRISTMAS SONGS ONLY GAY PEOPLE AND (INTELLIGENT) STRAIGHT PEOPLE KNOW ARE TLY GAY BOPS
• THE 21 GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS
• 27 OF THE GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS (VIDEO)
• 25 CHRISTMAS SONGS ONLY GAY PEOPLE AND (INTELLIGENT) STRAIGHT PEOPLE KNOW ARE TLY GAY BOPS

25 CHRISTMAS SONGS ONLY GAY PEOPLE AND (INTELLIGENT) STRAIGHT PEOPLE KNOW ARE TLY GAY BOPS

They say Christmas is jt 'Straight Halloween, ' but the gays also do our fair share of celebratg! From classics to brand new songs, om tradnal vers to the gayt lyrics you n thk of, here are 23 of our favore Christmas songs by LGBTQ+ artists to get you the spir this holiday season! The ultimate gay Christmas classic.

THE 21 GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS

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27 OF THE GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS (VIDEO)

We’ve lost track of how many tim we’ve heard this song the GAY TIMES office. Big Freedia – Santa Is A Gay Man.

25 CHRISTMAS SONGS ONLY GAY PEOPLE AND (INTELLIGENT) STRAIGHT PEOPLE KNOW ARE TLY GAY BOPS

This recent entry onto our ftive playlists om sex-posive bisexual hyperpop star Slayyyter, who’s bee a favoure of the gays over the past year. That’s also why I have always believed that Christmas mic is super gay. “Make It Jgle” — Big Freedia“Make It Jgle” is the rare gay Christmas banger that explicly enurag you to shake your ass to .

Of urse, helps that Gee Michael himself was gay. But the song is gay longg distilled to s purt form, om that synth riff to the sger’s own admissn that if his ex-lover kissed him now, he’d fool him aga. “All I Want For Christmas Is You” — Mariah CareyIt’s ironic that one of the most inic Christmas songs of all time is one that explicly rejects much of the holiday hullabaloo, and that’s part of what mak so gay.

“Merry Christmas, Darlg” — The Carpenters In addn to Karen Carpenter beg a gay in, the lyrics of this song are for every queer person who has had to swallow their sadns at beg unable to spend the holidays wh their loved one: “We’re apart, that’s te / But I n dream and my dreams / I’m Christmasg wh you.