A Tumblr shpost creed that Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa of Pirat of the Caribbean are gay divorced, an effort to channel Superwholock. Soon, Pirat of the Caribbean beme the most popular movie on Tumblr.
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- WHAT SHALL WE DO WH A DNK, GAY PIRATE? GIVE HIM A SEASON 2!
- TUMBLR SHPOST NVC MANY THAT PIRAT OF THE CARIBBEAN HAD GAY PIRATE DIVORCE
- GAYPIRAT STORI
- GAY PIRAT: AN EXPLANATN TO THE ILLY SHIRTS?
- TUMBLR SHPOST NVC MANY THAT PIRAT OF THE CARIBBEAN HAD GAY PIRATE DIVORCE
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Matelotage was a gay marriage of sorts practiced by male pirat om the seventeenth century. Some of the most succsful pirat had relatnships wh ... * gay pirate tv *
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WHAT SHALL WE DO WH A DNK, GAY PIRATE? GIVE HIM A SEASON 2!
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TUMBLR SHPOST NVC MANY THAT PIRAT OF THE CARIBBEAN HAD GAY PIRATE DIVORCE
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Known more rmally as “the gay pirate show, ” “Our Flag Means Death” has been ld for s queerns, om the on screen romance between Ste Bon and Blackbeard, to trans st members and characters such as Vi Ortiz, who plays the nonbary pirate Jim Jimenez, who is themself a relatnship wh fellow crewmate Oluwan Boodhari (Samson Kayo).
Pirat, fact, were so gay as to have their own term for same-sex civil unns: matelotage. Acrdg to an article om “Gay Star News, ” “If one matelot died, his partner hered his property and share of the booty.
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In Sodomy and the Pirate Tradn: English Sea Rovers the Seventeenth Century Caribbean, Profsor Barry Richard Burg wr that matelotage was “an stutnalized lkg of bucneer and another male — most often a youth — a relatnship wh clearly homosexual characteristics. All but the wealthy ele uld be jailed or even killed for homosexualy. Even the pirate world, homosexualy wasn’t que accepted as the norm.
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“I nnot BELIEVE how soon you people fot that jack sparrow is lerally nonilly gay divorced, ” reads the end of a Tumblr post by er everythgispirat. For the rerd, Jack Sparrow is not nonilly gay divorced. What is particularly funny, though, is the choice to make Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa “gay divorced, ” which is s own si joke when to ship dynamics across Tumblr.
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