The future of gay Barbie dolls and the history of Earrg Magic Ken - Queerty

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• NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS
• THE FUTURE OF GAY BARBIE DOLLS AND THE HISTORY OF EARRG MAGIC KEN
• PEOPLE ARE NVCED BARBIE IS GAY AFTER CLIP IS RELEASED OM UPG MOVIE
• BARBIE MOVI RANKED ACRDG TO HOW GAY THEY MA ME
• BARBIE SAID “GAY RIGHTS!” LONG BEFORE MARGOT ROBBIE OR GRETA GERWIG SHOWED UP
• WA — DID SHE JT E OUT? IS BARBIE GAY?
• GAY BARBIE SONGANDY DICKJUN. 21, 20061 VIEWER1 CONTRIBUTORGAY BARBIE SONG LYRICSHI-YA GARRETT!!HI RL!!YOU WANNA GO FOR A RI?ON WHAT?ON THIS!!BARBI SUCH A BCHSHE IS JT A WCHI REALLY HATE HERWHY DO KEN DATE HER?KEN IS SUCH A MANI DO ALL I CANJT TO DO HIM(Y)WE JT WANNA SCREW HIM(SH SUCH A BCH I WANNA SCRATCH HER EY OUT)I HAVE DREAMS ABOUT KENBEG INSI MY DENAND WE HOLD AND WE KISSLIKE WERE SWEETHEARTSBUT THAT BARBI A SLUTWH HER CUTE LTLE BUTTAND I GUS KEN LIK BOOBSMA OF FAKE PARTSYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEAND I CRY EVERYDAYCSE STRAIGHT UPTHAT BCH IS IN MY WAY!..BARBIE IS A BCHSHE IS JT A WCHI REALLY HATE HERWHY DO KEN DATE HER?KEN IS SUCH A MANI DO ALL I CANJT TO DO HIMWE WANNA SCREW HIMWHEN I SEE HERI WILL KNEE HER..I WILL PUNCH HERAND ILL CNCH HER.. OHHH Y...HEY GARRETTWHAT RLLOOK WHOS OVER THEREWELL IF IT ISNT BARBIE WHOUT KENAND THAT STUPID CAIFORNIA DREAM VANHEY BARBIE ITS USCOME OVER RIGHT OVER HERE MISSY(FIGHTG, PUNCHG SOUNDS AND CURSG)EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTTHIS SONG B IS UNREVIEWEDGENI ANNOTATN1 NTRIBUTORA PARODY OF AQUA’S “BARBIE GIRL” .EXPAND SHAREASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHEN DID ANDY DICK RELEASE “GAY BARBIE SONG”?WHO WROTE “GAY BARBIE SONG” BY ANDY DICK?CREDSWRTEN BYANDY DICKRELEASE DATEJUNE 21, 2006TAGSPOPEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
• NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS
• THE FUTURE OF GAY BARBIE DOLLS AND THE HISTORY OF EARRG MAGIC KEN
• GAY BARBIE GIRLMAD TV LYRICS
• WHAT BARBIE MEANS TO GAY BOYS

NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS

Recently released character posters and a teaser trailer for the upg Barbie movie directed by Greta Gerwig, and looks glorly, gltergly gay. Evans, who is the gay brother of Capta Ameri star Chris Evans, plays a versn of Ken the film. The dolls are for the girls, the gays, and everyone else!

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“Greta Gerwig’s ‘Barbie’ looks glorly gay”.

THE FUTURE OF GAY BARBIE DOLLS AND THE HISTORY OF EARRG MAGIC KEN

“Here’s the Gay Orig Story of Michael Cera’s ‘Barbie’ Character”.

PEOPLE ARE NVCED BARBIE IS GAY AFTER CLIP IS RELEASED OM UPG MOVIE

The trailer is licly mpy and has immense gay energy, but we don’t know to what extent we’ll get to see the “buddy” relatnship between Alan and Ken the movie. “This ‘Barbie’ poster trend jt took over Gay Twter™ and now the dolls are thirstier than ever”.

“Gays go wild as official Barbie trailer unveils st of LGBTQ+ fav”. “WATCH: Ryan Goslg and Simu Liu’s Ken dolls “beach” each other off the very gay ‘Barbie’ trailer”. The trailer is obvly load wh this gay stuff, pecially that oh-so-clever “beach you off” moment… To which I n only say, yuck.

Introducg cross-drsers and blatant homosexualy is jt icg on the woke ke. Social media emed photo op irrefutable proof that the Mattel mast is gay. When to gay Barbie dolls, the Mattel toy pany hasn’t always been a pneer, but they have always been the center of the nversatn.

BARBIE MOVI RANKED ACRDG TO HOW GAY THEY MA ME

He’s the first (untentnally) gay-d Barbie doll created by Mattel 1993. And for all we know, Earrg Magic Ken stigated the unfound fear among agile mascule fathers regardg the notn that playg wh dolls uld lead to their sons beg gay.

But 1993, Mattel released Earrg Magic Ken, a doll that quickly beme an accintal gay in. Bee he f nearly every sgle early-90s gay stereotype, nversatns grew around Ken’s sexualy and he quickly beme a highly sought-after Barbie pecially among gay men—rultg the doll sellg out by Christmastime shortly after s but.

AI Barbie: What might future gay Barbie dolls look like? Gay cyb Ken doll. See for yourself here: In the clip, Gloria (Ameri Ferrera) yells at Barbie to get the than hoppg straight , Barbie and Gloria lock ey and let's jt say 's a whole lot more than jt a ep breathg, a zoom wh the mera and a look of hope but also nfn splattered across both women's have flood to social media excement over the clip, many very certa Barbie is a this Barbie's gay awakeng?

BARBIE SAID “GAY RIGHTS!” LONG BEFORE MARGOT ROBBIE OR GRETA GERWIG SHOWED UP

I know a gay stare when I see one.

""Barbie is gonna be gay Barbie is gonna be gay Barbie is gonna be gay Barbie is gonna be gay Barbie is gonna be gay, " another chimed. A third mented: "GUYS WAIT THAT NEW BARBIE SCENE LOOKS SO GAY I WAS KINDA JOKING AB THE BARBIE IS A LESBIAN THEORIES BUT WHAT IF?

WA — DID SHE JT E OUT? IS BARBIE GAY?

"Social media ers are nvced Barbie is gay after seeg the clip. Pictur/ Twter/ @OnyxPhx"The realt thg barbie movie uld do is make barbie gay bc every girl has ma her barbi gay at least once, " a fourth add. However, another theorised: "Everyone is sayg this clip shows they r gay but i thk ameri's character wasn't terted helpg barbie until the clip and that's why barbie looks so shocked and relieved.

I do hope they r gay tho. But if you want the good gay stuff, look no further than Barbie’s direct-to-DVD empire — stori of “gal pals”, queer-d villas, wacky sikicks, and utnary tal about the evils of pulsory heterosexualy. And ntrary to what the homophob want you to believe, red pandas and peacks n raise children, and they’ll turn out great.

GAY BARBIE SONGANDY DICKJUN. 21, 20061 VIEWER1 CONTRIBUTORGAY BARBIE SONG LYRICSHI-YA GARRETT!!HI RL!!YOU WANNA GO FOR A RI?ON WHAT?ON THIS!!BARBI SUCH A BCHSHE IS JT A WCHI REALLY HATE HERWHY DO KEN DATE HER?KEN IS SUCH A MANI DO ALL I CANJT TO DO HIM(Y)WE JT WANNA SCREW HIM(SH SUCH A BCH I WANNA SCRATCH HER EY OUT)I HAVE DREAMS ABOUT KENBEG INSI MY DENAND WE HOLD AND WE KISSLIKE WERE SWEETHEARTSBUT THAT BARBI A SLUTWH HER CUTE LTLE BUTTAND I GUS KEN LIK BOOBSMA OF FAKE PARTSYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEAND I CRY EVERYDAYCSE STRAIGHT UPTHAT BCH IS IN MY WAY!..BARBIE IS A BCHSHE IS JT A WCHI REALLY HATE HERWHY DO KEN DATE HER?KEN IS SUCH A MANI DO ALL I CANJT TO DO HIMWE WANNA SCREW HIMWHEN I SEE HERI WILL KNEE HER..I WILL PUNCH HERAND ILL CNCH HER.. OHHH Y...HEY GARRETTWHAT RLLOOK WHOS OVER THEREWELL IF IT ISNT BARBIE WHOUT KENAND THAT STUPID CAIFORNIA DREAM VANHEY BARBIE ITS USCOME OVER RIGHT OVER HERE MISSY(FIGHTG, PUNCHG SOUNDS AND CURSG)EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTTHIS SONG B IS UNREVIEWEDGENI ANNOTATN1 NTRIBUTORA PARODY OF AQUA’S “BARBIE GIRL” .EXPAND SHAREASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHEN DID ANDY DICK RELEASE “GAY BARBIE SONG”?WHO WROTE “GAY BARBIE SONG” BY ANDY DICK?CREDSWRTEN BYANDY DICKRELEASE DATEJUNE 21, 2006TAGSPOPEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

Barbie the Nutcracker (2001)The one that started all, movie took the classic Tchaivsky ballet and cid to add two “sassy gay sikick” characters to the mix. This movie is a ms, but ’s a betifully gay ms.

Barbie: Fairytopia: Mermaidia (2006)Fairytopia’s gay ball keeps on rollg to the sequel, Mermaidia, where Ela teams up wh a sassy mermaid gal pal on a qut to save the prce of the ocean. ” Wh Nori’s enuragement, Ela puts her fah her te self and returns to the, Fairytopia lost some of s gay pots wh the third and fal film the trilogy, Magic of the Rabow. It’s got everythg: an inic Bar-bi, a love triangle that turns to a fun gay subplot, an awome WLW relatnship at the center, and ’s the first of the bunch where pulsory heterosexualy is not only acknowledged, but story follows Kristyn, a bright-eyed ballera who, as you might gus, gets a pair of pk ballet sho.

NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS

), but he’s ultimately a means to an end to break the swan spell, and when the Snow Queen ptur Hailey and forcibly remolds her to a “perfect ballera”, Kristyn stops playg pretend and storms to stle to rcue the damsel distrs, personally tellg the Snow Queen and her metaphor-homophobia to shove . And of urse, this is the movie that the clost to givg two gay Kens!

Y, Alexa and Liana, the origal ttagere lbians and the unqutned champns of the “Barbi Who Ma Me Gay” prize.

THE FUTURE OF GAY BARBIE DOLLS AND THE HISTORY OF EARRG MAGIC KEN

In short, Barbie said gay rights, and ’s time for Mattel to acknowledge that.

He’s Barbie’s gay bt iend.Dpe Mattel’s sistence that Barbie and Ken are a happy romantic relatnship, there’s plenty of speculatn about Ken’s sexualy. The film won’t say , but a post-creds punchle about Ken’s handwrg, plete wh hearts and stars surroundg his name, tells what we need to know.The heavily implied nature of Ken’s gayns Toy Story 3 harkens back to Hollywood’s tradnal gay bt iend-type characters. In the Hays Co era, explic referenc to homosexualy weren’t allowed, so characters like Van Buren (Frankl Pangborn) 1937’s Easy Livg, Kip (David Wayne) 1949’s Adam’s Rib, or Addison (Gee Sanrs) 1950’s All About Eve stead were imbued wh effemate characteristics, offerg a glimpse outsi of heteronormativy whout explicly beg queer.None of the characters were the same—some were tty, others sweet.

GAY BARBIE GIRLMAD TV LYRICS

But each of the gay bt iends was trsilly fed by their relatnships wh their straight iends. Des later, 2010, the gay bt iend was all the rage; Teen Vogue even went so far as to proclaim the GBF as the summer’s mt-have accsory.

WHAT BARBIE MEANS TO GAY BOYS

But unlike the first half of the 20th century, today’s cema, the GBF is allowed to be openly gay. In movi like Mean Girls (2004), The Devil Wears Prada (2006), Easy A (2010), No Strgs Attached (2011), and Isn’t It Romantic (2019), gay iends exist entirely the orb of their female iends.

“No one!” But Barbie do, and for Ken, that’s life-changg.There are plenty of reasons why the film wouldn’t outrightly state that Ken is homosexual.

This versn of the doll had bleached blon hair, a purple leather vt (!), a pk-purple mh top (!!), and of urse, and earrg the “gay ear”.