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A BRIEF HISTORY OF GAY SIGNALG, OM HANKY S TO THAT 'WHAT GAY GUYS ARE ACTUALLY LIKE' VIO
Maybe you've seen the recent vio that purports to show "what actually happens when gay guys see other gay guys and straight people aren't around." While I n't nfirm or ny the accuracy of the clip's subject matter (still wag on clearance om the Gay Agenda), I n say that s edy is rooted a rich… * gay wash each other *
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Surely, surely, the homosexuals had an answer to this.
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Bon pots if you figure out how to market to homosexuals while still makg somethg to be sold at every major pharmacy cha. Like a gay uple shampoog their fant and sg at each other: "Johnson & Johnson: Everyone nice and clean"? Not everyone’s a fan of PhillyGayCalenr‘s Boys of Summer r wash vio.