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A BRIEF HISTORY OF GAY SIGNALG, OM HANKY S TO THAT 'WHAT GAY GUYS ARE ACTUALLY LIKE' VIO
Maybe you've seen the recent vio that purports to show "what actually happens when gay guys see other gay guys and straight people aren't around." While I n't nfirm or ny the accuracy of the clip's subject matter (still wag on clearance om the Gay Agenda), I n say that s edy is rooted a rich… * gay wash each other *
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And let's be clear: Gays, if you particular are not givg your butthole a good soapy scbbg before you let anyone near you, then you are as much a blight on our muny as Republins or sexually ostentat upl who practice so I've always thought. ""It's jt sort of problematic bee, you know, I'm a homo, " I told him, statg what I assumed was obv. Surely, surely, the homosexuals had an answer to this.
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