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A BRIEF HISTORY OF GAY SIGNALG, OM HANKY S TO THAT 'WHAT GAY GUYS ARE ACTUALLY LIKE' VIO
* gay wash each other *
Homosexuals, seems our muny has overlooked a matter that should be of great signifince to any nscient sodome. This, of urse, is patently out of the qutn for -- well, I should thk for pretty much anyone, gay or straight, who plans on gettg to bed wh another human beg and havg a halfway cent go at thgs (shouldn't one go to every sexual enunter wh the feelg that anythg uld happen?
GAYWASHG
And let's be clear: Gays, if you particular are not givg your butthole a good soapy scbbg before you let anyone near you, then you are as much a blight on our muny as Republins or sexually ostentat upl who practice so I've always thought.
""It's jt sort of problematic bee, you know, I'm a homo, " I told him, statg what I assumed was obv.
Surely, surely, the homosexuals had an answer to this. "The clerk -- a trafficker, md you, of gay-marketed ass products--thought long and hard before pronouncg, "I don't thk I've ever seen that. Whenever I thought anyone might be about to teract wh my butt, I'd hop the shower and squeeze a small mounta of the unlatherable stuff onto a loofah, which I'd then practilly asslt myself ntued like this until I happened to fd myself the bety aisle at Re-Aid, and I glanced upon a product that, perhaps thanks to my plete immersn the homosexual liftyle, I hadn't thought to nsir: Summer's Eve vagal wash.