‎Queer Christmas by GAY TIMES on Apple Mic

Contents:

• THE 21 GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS
• 25 CHRISTMAS SONGS ONLY GAY PEOPLE AND (INTELLIGENT) STRAIGHT PEOPLE KNOW ARE TLY GAY BOPS
• 10 QUEER CHRISTMAS SONGS TO MAKE THE YULETI GAY AF
• 27 OF THE GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS (VIDEO)
• GAY CHRISTMAS COMPILATN
• ENJOY GAY CHRISTMAS SONGS WH A LIKE-MD PARTNER

THE 21 GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS

Time to make the yuleti (and your playlist) gay.

We’ve lost track of how many tim we’ve heard this song the GAY TIMES office.

Big Freedia – Santa Is A Gay Man. This recent entry onto our ftive playlists om sex-posive bisexual hyperpop star Slayyyter, who’s bee a favoure of the gays over the past year. Last week an elementary school teacher Michigan me unr fire when she cid to remove the word "gay" om the classic Christmas rol "Deck The Halls.

25 CHRISTMAS SONGS ONLY GAY PEOPLE AND (INTELLIGENT) STRAIGHT PEOPLE KNOW ARE TLY GAY BOPS

After parents and others the muny got wd of the change -- and outrage ensued -- the teacher re-serted the supposedly troublome word back to the here at HuffPost Gay Voic believe that when people are aaid of or unfortable wh LGBT people or issu or even words (whether or not the word qutn is actually beg ed relatn to the LGBT muny), sometim the bt tactic is ph for an even greater prence hop of showg we won't be timidated, terred, or, we dug through our rerd llectns (and YouTube) -- to fd the gayt Christmas songs we uld get our hands (and ears) on a lighthearted effort to make thgs a ltle merrier -- and gayer -- this mpy offergs om The Weather Girls and Lady Gaga to songs by gay artists and ins like Gee Michael and Dolly Parton, this is our ltle gift to you this holiday season -- and the perfect playlist for a ftive gay out our selectns the followg slishow, rank them om rnit to most classic, and tell if we missed one of your favor the ments sectn below. Christmas is a gay holiday, facts are facts. Sounds gay to me!

10 QUEER CHRISTMAS SONGS TO MAKE THE YULETI GAY AF

And while the yuleti is herently queer, the gayt part has to be the mic. It don't really feel like Christmas until you start hearg your favore holiday bops on the rad -- but not all Christmas songs are created 's our official rankg of the gayt Christmas songs...

What is gayer than a Dolly Parton Christmas song om a movie mil about big-haired sex workers?

People always fet that this is a Christmas song and that is homophobia! The only way this inic ver uld be gayer is if there was a hoe remix of playg at a GHB-soaked circu party, and you know what?

27 OF THE GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS (VIDEO)

It n be clever and morn and tchy and even a ltle rnchy (a sample le om Big Freedia's "Santa Is a Gay Man": "I'd love to grab ahold of that belly / And make jiggle like a bowl of K-Y Jelly") bt Christmas jams rejigger tired old standards to somethg marveloly origal, or they go back to the drawg board and dream up somethg entirely new--a h yuleti tune that be s own light of that, we've stng together some of our ftive favor. In this massive 70-track playlist, you'll fd mic om the past seven s--om the ridiculo (Pansy Divisn's "Homo Christmas, " an o to gay sex unr the tree) to the sublime (Joni Mchell's "Blue, " perhaps the greatt untentnal Christmas song of all time). That’s also why I have always believed that Christmas mic is super gay.

“Make It Jgle” — Big Freedia“Make It Jgle” is the rare gay Christmas banger that explicly enurag you to shake your ass to . Of urse, helps that Gee Michael himself was gay. But the song is gay longg distilled to s purt form, om that synth riff to the sger’s own admissn that if his ex-lover kissed him now, he’d fool him aga.

GAY CHRISTMAS COMPILATN

“All I Want For Christmas Is You” — Mariah CareyIt’s ironic that one of the most inic Christmas songs of all time is one that explicly rejects much of the holiday hullabaloo, and that’s part of what mak so gay. “Merry Christmas, Darlg” — The Carpenters In addn to Karen Carpenter beg a gay in, the lyrics of this song are for every queer person who has had to swallow their sadns at beg unable to spend the holidays wh their loved one: “We’re apart, that’s te / But I n dream and my dreams / I’m Christmasg wh you.

ENJOY GAY CHRISTMAS SONGS WH A LIKE-MD PARTNER

” — Sufjan StevensAlthough n be difficult at tim to parse whether any given Sufjan song is gay or about God, I thk ’s safe to say that this one is fively gay. Although “Gltery” sgs of a love that has already been fulfilled, there’s somethg about the moody edge to this song — pl Sivan beg there — that mak this song so gay my md.

Look, you n say a lot of thgs about Glee, but let’s be real: havg two gay high school-aged characters ver this beloved, ually extremely heterosexual song on primetime TV 2010 was, dare I say, brave. Y, of urse, there’s the classic lyric “make the Yuleti gay.

Be gay, do crime, as the kids say. But ’s fely for many of the gays.

In the first verse, she fantasiz about dyeg her hair, movg somewhere, gettg a r, and drivg so fast that “they” all lose track — also known as some of the re gay pg mechanisms. GAY TIMES has picked out 10 of our favoure queer Christmas mic vios that have shaped the morn image of queer mic. Taken om the sger’s Christmas album, A Very Gaga Christmas, ’s a classic ver the gays serve.

It’s a gltery, ftive wter GAY TIMES-approved h. ALL IS MERRY AND GAY.

Cher is a beloved gay in, and Rosie is an outspoken and well-known advote for the queer muny (as well as beg a lbian herself). Queer advot, openly-gay men, and group lead sgers Mch Grassi and Stt Hoyg are darlgs of the queer muny and give the group a never-fail energy that’s jt fect.