Straight? Gay? Bisexual? He may be about 185 years old, but the years have clearly done ltle to quell the sexual appete of Jonathan, the famo giant tortoise who ris on the remote South Atlantic island of St. Helena.
Contents:
- IT TURNS OUT THAT THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY, SORT OF
- IS WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE GAY? JONATHAN OUT OF HIS SHELL AS KEEPERS REALISE PARTNER OF 26-YEARS IS ACTUALLY MALE
- TURNS OUT THIS 186-YEAR-OLD TORTOISE HAS A GAY LOVER
- IT TURNS OUT THE WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY—AND SPOKEN FORANDREW JACKSON WAS PRINT WHEN JONATHAN THE SEYCHELL GIANT TORTOISE WAS {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}LIFEBY DAN AVERYOCTOBER 19, 2017/7:44 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}ST. HELENA ISLANDBY DAN AVERYOCTOBER 19, 2017 / 7:44 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"IT TURNS OUT THE WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY—AND SPOKEN FOR","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2017-10-19T11:44:26.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2017-10-19T11:44:26.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"DAN AVERY","ARTICLESECTN":"LIFE"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HOMOSEXUALY HAS BEEN EXHIBED ACROSS THE ANIMAL KGDOM, BUT VETERARIANS AI HAVE UNVERED THE OLST KNOWN LIVG GAY CREATURE ON EARTH.ST HELENA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONATHAN, A 186-YEAR-OLD SEYCHELL GIANT TORTOISE, LIV ON ST HELENA, A BRISH TERRORY OFF THE AST OF AI. FOR NEARLY 30 YEARS HE'S BEEN A RELATNSHIP WH ANOTHER TORTOISE, ORIGALLY NAMED FRERI. BUT WHEN DOCTORS REPAIRED A LN ON FRERI, THEY REALIZED "SHE" WAS ACTUALLY A MALE—AND RECHRISTENED HIM {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE TWO SHARE THE SAME EATG AND SLEEPG SCHLE AND ENJOY WEEKLY MATG SSNS. BUT NOW REGIVERS FALLY UNRSTAND WHY THEY NEVER HAD ANY OFFSPRG.ST. HELENA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONATHAN WAS ORIGALLY GIVEN AS A GIFT TO THE ERNOR OF ST. HELENA 1882, AND STILL LIV ON THE GROUNDS OF PLANTATN HOE, THE ERNOR'S OFFICIAL RINCE. HE SUFFERS OM TARACTS AND IS A B BRTLE, BUT REPORTEDLY STILL HAS EXCELLENT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"ONCE WEEKLY I HAND-FEED HIM TO BOOST HIS LORIE TAKE," SAID VET JOE HOLLS. "AFTER HIS MEAL, I WIPE HIS CH, SCRATCH HIS THROAT AND WISH HIM WELL."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONATHAN MAY BE THE OLST GAY HALF-SHELL, BUT HE'S NOT THE FIRST: LAST YEAR, BLOGISTS REPORTED ON A GROUP OF TORTOIS MACEDONIA EXHIBG SAME-SEX {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WH A POPULATN OF JT 4,255, ST HELENA IS CURRENTLY CIDG WHETHER TO LEGALIZE MARRIAGE EQUALY. A LG OM THE UNTRY'S SUPREME COURT IS EXPECTED SOME TIME NEXT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
- IS THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE GAY? KEEPERS FALLY DISVER 186-YEAR-OLD JONATHAN’S LOVER IS ACTUALLY A MALE AFTER 26-YEAR RELATNSHIP
- THIS IS THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE AND HE JT HAPPENS TO BE GAY…WHAT’S HIS SECRET TO LONGEVY
- PEOPLE HAVE ONLY JT FOUND OUT THAT THIS 186-YEAR-OLD TORTOISE MAY BE GAY
- THE OLST TORTOISE THE WORLD N BE GAY
IT TURNS OUT THAT THE WORLD’S OLST TORTOISE IS GAY, SORT OF
* old gay tortoise *
It Turns Out That The World’s Olst Tortoise Is Gay, Sort Of.
The olst tortoise the world might be gay, has emerged. Around 500 different speci of animal have been documented as engagg bisexual and homosexual relatns, cludg lns, pengus and monkeys.
Gay? They’re gay lovers. Homosexualy has been exhibed across the animal kgdom, but veterarians Ai have unvered the olst known livg gay creature on earth.
IS WORLD'S OLST TORTOISE GAY? JONATHAN OUT OF HIS SHELL AS KEEPERS REALISE PARTNER OF 26-YEARS IS ACTUALLY MALE
"Jonathan may be the olst gay half-shell, but he's not the first: Last year, blogists reported on a group of tortois Macedonia exhibg same-sex a populatn of jt 4, 255, St Helena is currently cidg whether to legalize marriage equaly. Jonathan has been matg wh another tortoise lled Freri on the island of St Helena the South Atlantic sce 1991Published: 10:01, 19 Oct 2017Updated: 21:49, 19 Oct 2017THE olst giant tortoise the world uld be gay, has emerged.
Gay sex, and lots of .
One Milln Morons Prott Gay Toast. The world’s olst tortoise has jt been outed as gay.
TURNS OUT THIS 186-YEAR-OLD TORTOISE HAS A GAY LOVER
Related: Meet our favoure LGBT animals: From Benjy the Bull to gay pengus.