Okay, time out! FLAG ON THE PLAY! I'm not judgg bee I love gay people, but please chose one. If you're not straight and you're not gay, what are you?
Contents:
- GROWG UP HIP-HOP: I’M NOT STRAIGHT AND I’M NOT GAY
- AM I GAY?
- HOW DO I KNOW I’M NOT REALLY GAY/STRAIGHT?
- AM I GAY OR NOT QUIZ?
GROWG UP HIP-HOP: I’M NOT STRAIGHT AND I’M NOT GAY
Sexualy is plex and ever-evolvg, so how do you know if you're straight, gay, or somethg between? Answer the qutns about your csh and fantasi to fd out. * no i am not gay no i'm not straight *
If you wns someone sayg, postg, or participatg any kd of homophobic or transphobic behavr, ll them out and remd them that what they’re sayg/dog isn’t okay. Have I Mentned I Am Heterosexual Today is a trope that tak place a genre filled to the brim wh Homoerotic Subtext. Naturally, bee of Spicly Specific Denial, many people will terpret this as a se of Transparent Closet whether the character is gay or not.
AM I GAY?
* no i am not gay no i'm not straight *
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In The Tyrant Falls Love, the ma character Tatsumi, even after he has nsensual sex wh Moraga, sists that he "is not a damned homo!
" He do, however, state that he was clearly supposed to be gay, but whatever angel was charge of puttg him together before he was born jt fot to flip that swch before sendg him down to Earth.
HOW DO I KNOW I’M NOT REALLY GAY/STRAIGHT?
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Deadpool cracks jok about his Ho Yay wh people half the time, and spends the other half sayg homoerotic stuff about Cable/Weasel/Spir-Man/Thor, only to immediately sist that he's straight. Wanted starts wh one of the: a character who we are rmed is the world's bt assass is givg a pletely explible monologue to a pair of male prostut explag, at length, that jt bee he is about to have sex wh them don't mean he's gay, far om , 's jt that he has sex wh soooooooo many women every day and every night all the time bangg hot bab nonstop that he lik to ocsnally bang dus jt to remd himself of how much he lik the ladi.
AM I GAY OR NOT QUIZ?
Kate Bishop has a moment of this at the end of Volume 2 of Young Avengers, where she wonrs out loud if she's the token straight of the Cast Full of Gay. ) Light and Dark were bed together but only bee there parents were to poor to get separate rooms s not like their gay or anythg!
Marik nstantly ni that he's gay, spe a penchant for The Ltle Mermaid (1989), tight cloth, and his evil BFF Bakura, as well as a fondns for readg yaoi.