Super Mar 64’s ‘Gay Bowser’ is gone on Ntendo Swch - Polygon

Contents:

• IS SONIC GAY? WHY THE HEDGEHOG IS THE PERFECT LGBTQ IN
• WHY WE THK SONIC SHOULD (AND WILL) BE GAY
• GAY LUIGI
• INTER POURS ONE OUT FOR SUPER MAR 64’S ‘GAY BOWSER,’ WHO IS AD NOW
• SUPER MAR VS. SONIC THE HEDGEHOGHEYYITSKRISTRACK 11 ON INSI JOKE RAP BATTL: SEASON 1 PRODUCED BYHEYYITSKRISDEC. 4, 20221 VIEWER1 CONTRIBUTORSUPER MAR VS. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG LYRICS[INTRO]INSI JOKE RAP BATTL!SUPER MARVSSONIC THE HEDGEHOG!BEG![VERSE 1: MAR]WAHOO!LET’S-A-GO!IT’S-A-ME, MAR!FUCK-A YOU, YOU BLUE CUCK!I’M BETTER AT OLYMPIC GAM!I DO NOT AGREE WH NTENDO’S STANCE ON GAY MARRIAGESHE’S 4-A YEARS OLD, DO NOT CREAM THE RABB AND GIVE HER YOUR RROT!YOU AND YOUR LIBERAL ARMY ARE NO MATCH FOR THE VERY FIRST VIO GAME!YOUR GAM GO SO FAST, I HAVE A SEIZURE AND N’T EVEN PLAY!YOU’LL GO BACK TO BANKPTCY WHEN I SHOW YOU NTENDO POWER!MY RAPS ARE SO HOT, ’S LIKE I TOOK THE OPPOSE OF THE ICE FLOWER![VERSE 2: SONIC]RED LIKE A REPUBLIN?THAT’S PRETTY CRGE NOT GONNA LIEWH HOW MUCH OF A RELOR LUIGI IS, I’M GONNA BE DISSG THE PAIR OF YAYOU RSE-REPEAT YOUR GAME FORMULA, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN BUY?WH HOW YOU ENSLAVE THE TOADS, WHAT IS THIS?EARLY 1800S AMERI?MY FRONTIERS ALWAYS STAY L, WH YOUR GAM WHY EVEN BOTHERI HAVEN’T SEEN SO MUCH FILLER SCE MAR KART 8’S ROSTER!YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[BARACK OBAMA]I JT WANNA SAY, SONIC’S GAM ARE HOT AND HE’S EVEN HOTTER[SONIC]THANKS OBAMA!IF BREAD FRENCH IS PA, THEN PEACH’S LOVE LIFE IS A FUCKG BAKERY!AND THERE’S MORE PISS YOUR FANDOM THAN WHEN EGGMAN PISSED ON THE MOON![TAILS]MAYBE PROPOSE TO PEACH IF YOU WANT TO STOP BEG CUCKED EVERY NIGHT[SONIC]PUMPED FULL OF 1-UPS, HEH, TALK ABOUT PRO-LIFE[VERSE 3: MAR]BOUNCE AROUND MORE THAN MY CHECKS TO THE IRS DO!THIS-A FIGHT ISN’T CLOSE TO PAREYOU HAD TO BRG TWO QUEERS TO ASSIST YOUTHAT’S A-NOT-A-FAIR!LUIGI, TAKE THE FUCK’ STAGE![LUIGI]OH YEAH, LUIGI TIME!I E HE/HIM AND AM A TRANS MANIF I N TRANSN LIKE THIS, YOU TOO N-[MAR]OH, YOU’RE-A-FOLLOWG THE TRENDS, HUH?[LUIG]MA- MAR, NOT NOW PLEASE JT LET ME-[MAR]I RPECT YOU LUIGI, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY SISTER[LUIGI]THIS IS WHY I-A-HATE YOU![MAR]IS THAT A REFERENCE TO THE CREEPYPASTA “I HATE YOU”?[LUIGI]SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE[MAR]IT’S JT-A-PHASE LUIGI[VERSE 4: SONIC]WELL, THAT JT HAPPENEDIT WAS PRETTY FUCKG UNNNYANYWAY, TO LIGHTEN THE MOODTIME TO BRG MY MA MAN CHEF KIRBY![CHEF KIRBY]WA, WHAT?!SONIC, YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY SONIC!WE’RE MIXG UP UNIVERS THIS DON’T MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE WHAT-[SONIC]WHO CUT THE BEAT?[MAR]IS THAT-A OC?[VERSE 5: COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG]NOTHG PERSONNEL KID, ’D BE A CRIMEIF I WERE TO GO BACK ON THE PROMISE THAT I MA FOR YOUSO DON’T STEP OVER THAT LIKE, OR ELSE IEND YOU’RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TI-[SONIC]NO!WHO KILLED COLDSTEEL?![VERSE 6: LORD X]YOU JUST KEEP RHYMING NUTS AND PISS; THAT ISN’T FUNNY!STUPID MEMES WON’T GET YOU-[MX]HEY GUYS, SORRY I’M LATE, TRAFFIC WAS BADANYWAYS, YOU JT KEEP RHYMG NUTS AND PISS; THAT ISN’T FUNNY![LORD X]HEY, I WAS HERE FIRST![MX]YEAH, WELL YOU STOLE MY L![LORD X]I DON’T SEE YOUR FLOPPY PENIS ON [MX]DON’T MAKE ME E OVER THERE AND SUCK ON YOUR MAGNUM DONG![LORD X]DO THEN SWEETIE![HYPNO]LORD X, MX, THERE YOU GUYS ARE-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING?[MX]GET OUT, WE’RE HAVG HOT GAY SEX![HYPNO]AH, FUCK, I’M GONNA CUM![SQUIDWARD]I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM-[OUTRO: LOST GOLD]DEADEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
• U R MR GAY

IS SONIC GAY? WHY THE HEDGEHOG IS THE PERFECT LGBTQ IN

Leon, of Fire Emblem Gain and s remake, Shadows of Valentia, was actually wrten as a gay man the remake. Byleth might not speak, but they sure n be gay if that is what your heart sir. Don't that kd of brg up gay isn't okay but lbians are mentaly?

#18Romantic Homociby TW: UHHH btw my story was origally a goofy fun marxsonic fanfic. MarsonicjackboxgayShare URLEmbedDetailsFile Size: 7211KBDuratn: 5.

For beg shallow and praise Mar Galaxy for ’s productn valu, story, and all, but the mute you speak agast Sonic beg gay, ’s all about the gameplay? Matter of fact, what do Mar succeedg on gameplay have to do wh turng Sonic to a homo?

WHY WE THK SONIC SHOULD (AND WILL) BE GAY

Perhaps Ntendo should make Mar gay and see how far that go.

GAY LUIGI

To ph for a gay marriage optn the game?

Funny, when said homo was plag about the lack of a gay optn, the NINTENDO FANS didn’t tell homo to shut the fuck up and worry about the gameplay of Tomodachi Life. They took the si of the homo… FOR CONTENT!!!!

You even bullied Ntendo to givg you a gay optn Tomodachi Life. You ma Ice Man gay.

INTER POURS ONE OUT FOR SUPER MAR 64’S ‘GAY BOWSER,’ WHO IS AD NOW

You have plenty of newer anchis g out wh gay sh . What, you gonna say Shadow’s gay too? Gay people saw the succs of the Sonic movie, and now they want to e the newfound relevance of Sonic as a sprgboard to ph homosexualy onto CHILDREN.

Every time you get a gay ANYTHING, ’s celebrated like the send g. Everyone says the same thg regards to gays. Gay people DON’T honor that at all.

SUPER MAR VS. SONIC THE HEDGEHOGHEYYITSKRISTRACK 11 ON INSI JOKE RAP BATTL: SEASON 1 PRODUCED BYHEYYITSKRISDEC. 4, 20221 VIEWER1 CONTRIBUTORSUPER MAR VS. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG LYRICS[INTRO]INSI JOKE RAP BATTL!SUPER MARVSSONIC THE HEDGEHOG!BEG![VERSE 1: MAR]WAHOO!LET’S-A-GO!IT’S-A-ME, MAR!FUCK-A YOU, YOU BLUE CUCK!I’M BETTER AT OLYMPIC GAM!I DO NOT AGREE WH NTENDO’S STANCE ON GAY MARRIAGESHE’S 4-A YEARS OLD, DO NOT CREAM THE RABB AND GIVE HER YOUR RROT!YOU AND YOUR LIBERAL ARMY ARE NO MATCH FOR THE VERY FIRST VIO GAME!YOUR GAM GO SO FAST, I HAVE A SEIZURE AND N’T EVEN PLAY!YOU’LL GO BACK TO BANKPTCY WHEN I SHOW YOU NTENDO POWER!MY RAPS ARE SO HOT, ’S LIKE I TOOK THE OPPOSE OF THE ICE FLOWER![VERSE 2: SONIC]RED LIKE A REPUBLIN?THAT’S PRETTY CRGE NOT GONNA LIEWH HOW MUCH OF A RELOR LUIGI IS, I’M GONNA BE DISSG THE PAIR OF YAYOU RSE-REPEAT YOUR GAME FORMULA, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN BUY?WH HOW YOU ENSLAVE THE TOADS, WHAT IS THIS?EARLY 1800S AMERI?MY FRONTIERS ALWAYS STAY L, WH YOUR GAM WHY EVEN BOTHERI HAVEN’T SEEN SO MUCH FILLER SCE MAR KART 8’S ROSTER!YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[BARACK OBAMA]I JT WANNA SAY, SONIC’S GAM ARE HOT AND HE’S EVEN HOTTER[SONIC]THANKS OBAMA!IF BREAD FRENCH IS PA, THEN PEACH’S LOVE LIFE IS A FUCKG BAKERY!AND THERE’S MORE PISS YOUR FANDOM THAN WHEN EGGMAN PISSED ON THE MOON![TAILS]MAYBE PROPOSE TO PEACH IF YOU WANT TO STOP BEG CUCKED EVERY NIGHT[SONIC]PUMPED FULL OF 1-UPS, HEH, TALK ABOUT PRO-LIFE[VERSE 3: MAR]BOUNCE AROUND MORE THAN MY CHECKS TO THE IRS DO!THIS-A FIGHT ISN’T CLOSE TO PAREYOU HAD TO BRG TWO QUEERS TO ASSIST YOUTHAT’S A-NOT-A-FAIR!LUIGI, TAKE THE FUCK’ STAGE![LUIGI]OH YEAH, LUIGI TIME!I E HE/HIM AND AM A TRANS MANIF I N TRANSN LIKE THIS, YOU TOO N-[MAR]OH, YOU’RE-A-FOLLOWG THE TRENDS, HUH?[LUIG]MA- MAR, NOT NOW PLEASE JT LET ME-[MAR]I RPECT YOU LUIGI, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY SISTER[LUIGI]THIS IS WHY I-A-HATE YOU![MAR]IS THAT A REFERENCE TO THE CREEPYPASTA “I HATE YOU”?[LUIGI]SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE[MAR]IT’S JT-A-PHASE LUIGI[VERSE 4: SONIC]WELL, THAT JT HAPPENEDIT WAS PRETTY FUCKG UNNNYANYWAY, TO LIGHTEN THE MOODTIME TO BRG MY MA MAN CHEF KIRBY![CHEF KIRBY]WA, WHAT?!SONIC, YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY SONIC!WE’RE MIXG UP UNIVERS THIS DON’T MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE WHAT-[SONIC]WHO CUT THE BEAT?[MAR]IS THAT-A OC?[VERSE 5: COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG]NOTHG PERSONNEL KID, ’D BE A CRIMEIF I WERE TO GO BACK ON THE PROMISE THAT I MA FOR YOUSO DON’T STEP OVER THAT LIKE, OR ELSE IEND YOU’RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TI-[SONIC]NO!WHO KILLED COLDSTEEL?![VERSE 6: LORD X]YOU JUST KEEP RHYMING NUTS AND PISS; THAT ISN’T FUNNY!STUPID MEMES WON’T GET YOU-[MX]HEY GUYS, SORRY I’M LATE, TRAFFIC WAS BADANYWAYS, YOU JT KEEP RHYMG NUTS AND PISS; THAT ISN’T FUNNY![LORD X]HEY, I WAS HERE FIRST![MX]YEAH, WELL YOU STOLE MY L![LORD X]I DON’T SEE YOUR FLOPPY PENIS ON [MX]DON’T MAKE ME E OVER THERE AND SUCK ON YOUR MAGNUM DONG![LORD X]DO THEN SWEETIE![HYPNO]LORD X, MX, THERE YOU GUYS ARE-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING?[MX]GET OUT, WE’RE HAVG HOT GAY SEX![HYPNO]AH, FUCK, I’M GONNA CUM![SQUIDWARD]I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM-[OUTRO: LOST GOLD]DEADEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

Where the hell did we get this ia that beg open to the ia of Sonic beg gay is “manly“?

U R MR GAY

Like… the “GAY COMMUNITY” n dictate masculy or some sh. For one thg, is Sonic gay?

However, fans are sistent that Sonic and his pals are gay or at least should be ma to LGBTQ characters. No, Sonic is not gay.

On Augt 4th, 2010, Newgrounds artist bryceburn posted the image, tlg the image "The Gay Brothers"[1] and ptng the image "lets do some plumbg" (shown below). This has ma nsir the very real possibily that Sonic uld -- and we propose should -- be gay.