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Now ’s everywhere—even starrg <em>Shame</em>—but this new boldns may be a flag of natnal surrenr.</div><div class="ContentHearByle-kmPyCa emiglw"><div class="ContentHearByleContent-dpPmNn DRFq"><div data-ttid="BylWrapper" class="BylWrapper-KIudk irTIfE byl ContentHearByl-cZqgyJ bHLeKI"><p class="ByleWrapper-jWHrLH jqYyWD byle byl__byle" data-ttid="ByleWrapper" emProp="thor" emType="><span emProp="name" class="ByleNamWrapper-jbHncj fuDQVo"><span data-ttid="ByleName" class="ByleName-kwmrLn cYaBaU byle__name"><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BylePreamble-iJolpQ iUEiRd bIbWCO gnILss byle__preamble">By </span><a class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BaseLk-eNWuiM ByleLk-gEnFiw iUEiRd kIEUAJ lddgzd eErqIx byle__name-lk button" href="/ntributor/jam-woltt">Jam Woltt</a></span></span></p></div><time data-ttid="ContentHearPublishDate" dateTime="2012-02-03T00:00:00-05:00" class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ ContentHearPublishDate-eIBicG iUEiRd bSlZUC cmPkTr">Febary 3, 2012</time></div></div></div></div><div class="ContentHearLeadAsset-hGbumP dDDxdb lead-asset ContentHearLeadAssetWrapper-hfXHEc Grck" data-ttid="ContentHearLeadAsset"><figure class="ContentHearLeadAssetContent-kOfYSG dRGWbI"><div class="ContentHearLeadAssetContentMedia-bLEIpi jjhWdS lead-asset__ntent__photo"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW jvZaPI rponsive-asset ContentHearRponsiveAsset-bREgIb hONbnm"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz iRFGAp"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa ContentHearRponsiveAsset-bREgIb hONbnm rponsive-image"><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 960w" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 960w, 1280w, 1600w, 1920w, 2240w" siz="100vw"/><img alt="Image may nta Art Patg Interr Dign Indoors Human Person Drawg and Furnure" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></picture></div></div></span></div></figure></div></div></hear></div><div data-attribute-verso-pattern="article-body" class="ArticlePageContentBackGround-cNiFNN diFyUH article-body__ntent"><div class="ActnBarWrapperContent-lasBkU cAHp"><div class="ActnBarWrapperComponent-cjwxLS bEeSLb"><div data-attr-viewport-monor="" class="ActnBarWrapper-dhxmQh izlawS viewport-monor-anchor"><button id="bookmark" aria-label="Save" class="ActnBarButton-dyFOZU foKBbl bookmark large-screen"><span class="ActnBarSendaryButtonPrimaryIn-isbvyN cAwccV bookmark-button-in"><svg class="in in-bookmark" width="24" height="24" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" xmlns="><tle>Save this story</tle><path class="in-bookmark-stroke" d="M11.7661 16.3228L4.5 20.1695V3.5H19.5V20.1695L12.2339 16.3228L12 16.199L11.7661 16.3228Z" stroke-lep="square"/></svg></span><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ ActnBarButtonText-bYXYuh iUEiRd kdAzed gkccfO">Save</span></button></div><div data-attr-viewport-monor="" class="ActnBarWrapper-dhxmQh ledqMp viewport-monor-anchor"><button id="bookmark" aria-label="Save" class="ActnBarButton-dyFOZU ePWKOF bookmark mobile"><span class="ActnBarSendaryButtonPrimaryIn-isbvyN cAwccV bookmark-button-in"><svg class="in in-bookmark" width="24" height="24" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" xmlns="><tle>Save this story</tle><path class="in-bookmark-stroke" d="M11.7661 16.3228L4.5 20.1695V3.5H19.5V20.1695L12.2339 16.3228L12 16.199L11.7661 16.3228Z" stroke-lep="square"/></svg></span><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ ActnBarButtonText-bYXYuh iUEiRd kdAzed gkccfO">Save</span></button></div></div></div><div class="ArticlePageChunksContent-etcMtP bwyLBj"><div data-ttid="ArticlePageChunks" class="ArticlePageChunks-fLyCVG eOdfIs"><div class="GridWrapper-cAzTTK kHBDeH grid grid-margs grid-ems-2 ArticlePageChunksGrid-hfxa bjczjj grid-layout--adrail narrow wi-adrail"><div class="GridItem-buujkM stRKV grid--em grid-layout__ntent"><div class="BodyWrapper-kufPGa dEQjuV body body__ntaer article__body" data-journey-hook="client-ntent" data-ttid="BodyWrapper"><div class="body__ner-ntaer"><p class="has-dropp">Dpe Kev Ban’s flntg- shower ex <em>Wild Thgs,</em> Harvey Keel’s self-ccifyg barg of body and soul <em>Bad Litenant</em> (he would go full-ontal aga <em>The Piano</em>), and Bce Willis’s erotic skny-dip the pool wh Jane March <em>Color of Night,</em> the Amerin penis (long may wag) has stayed a relative stranger on the movie screen. Note: We’re talkg about the real, warm-blood em, not some prosthetic impostor, such as Mark Wahlberg’s porn-stud stockg stuffer <em>Boogie Nights,</em> or, allegedly, Vcent Gallo’s ram horn <em>The Brown Bunny,</em> which he fanatilly grips as if might e unglued. Until recently the anic penis has led a shy, shadowy life on-screen, seldom brought out and formally troduced to the guts. Directors play peekaboo wh , dodgg an R ratg or worse by ployg a variety of cute fig leav, such as a hurriedly grabbed teddy bear as an emergency gro protector. Steam discreetly clouds the gym shower and sna. Bedsheets are draped wh the re of Saks wdow displays to shelter the ltle fella om view even as the actrs the scene go total nudie. That’s what mak Michael Fassbenr so exceptnal Steve McQueen’s <em>Shame,</em> where he portrays an asm addict (to quote the tle of a Buzzcks song) whose libido drills like a woodpecker on a stacto rampage. Fassbenr emerg om the film wh his mystique tact, enhanced. It don’t hurt that he unambiguoly posss the power tool for the job. At the very outset of the film Fassbenr is prented full-ontal, his penis passg as he cross om one room to another and back aga as a pla, plump fact of life. As the movie proceeds, his prick seems to be the driver’s seat; on the prowl, ’s imbued wh agency, latent power, pathologil drive. Although shot New York, <em>Shame</em> has a Brish director, which may spell the difference. In Amerin film, the penis, fally pokg out om s pup tent, remas mostly a ic prop, the ltle brother that sists on taggg along.</p><p class="has-dropp">Although European and Brish stars seem more natural about cematic nudy (Fassbenr is Irish-German; France’s Gérard Depardi tcked his earthy rss through <em>The Last Woman</em> and <em>1900,</em> among others), actors of any natnaly and fame stat are unrstandably wary of gog pletely mando. In his book <em>Only Entertament,</em> profsor of film studi Richard Dyer observed, “The limp penis n never match up to the mystique that has kept hidn om view for the last uple of centuri,” and an actor’s mystique is part of his pal. It is where the unequal distributn of assets is most pronounced for certa typ of parison shoppers. Nature don’t al out the same pickle size to every man, and no exercise route will enlarge or tone if the owner feels he’s been shortchanged. There is also the issue of shrkage. It is the one part of an actor’s equipment that don’t answer to mands, stctns, suggtns, jolg, or subtle fe-tung; s range of exprsn is rather limed, s eedom of motn rtricted. Except hard-re porn, n’t fully jo . Whether ’s the wrtlg scene Ken Rsell’s adaptatn of D. H. Lawrence’s <em>Women Love,</em> wh Alan Bat and Oliver Reed gog Gre-Roman by the fireplace, or the bathhoe bashg David Cronenberg’s <em>Eastern Promis,</em> where an ultimate-fighter ath match breaks out between Viggo Mortensen and a pair of heavy-duty enforcers, the pugilist’s penis always elics ncern— looks so fensels, an nocent bystanr fdg self a hostage showdown. No matter how bull-strong the late Oliver Reed was, no matter how topographilly mcular Mortensen is, the male viewer is always apprehensively aware of how vulnerable the ltle guy is a fight, the tticl even more at mercy, clenched or swayg like ty tw punchg bags—one hard tap and Hercul himself would fold two, unls he were wearg a bronze cup. In edy (thk of the grotque nu tsle Sacha Baron Cohen’s <em>Borat</em> between Borat and his producer, that ripplg clash of hair and blubber), that queass n be nverted to farce, slapstick, the groang punch le to a prank.</p><p class="has-dropp paywall">Which would expla why is Hollywood’s reigng edy tr, the wrer-director-producer Judd Apatow, who has been the great emancipator of the supprsed penis, unzippg the fly so that man n dangle ee. In 2007, Apatow watched tt dienc vote wh their feet when a penis drooped behd John C. Reilly’s head the untry-mic mockumentary <em>Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.</em> It was a juxtaposn of gnarly knobs for which many were not prepared, Apatow nced. “The origal shot was way longer, where the penis is close-up, and then one night we showed to a tt dience and 22 people walked out. I thk we went too far wh too much penis.” But he refed to be terred. The ex stampe only stiffened Apatow’s rolve, makg him more termed to rid the untry of s fear of the fugive an, vowg, “I’m gonna get a penis every movie I do om now on.” The next movie that Apatow produced, <em>Fettg Sarah Marshall,</em> ma good on this guarantee as the film’s lovelorn sap, played by Jason Segel, received the news that he was beg dumped while standg naked, lookg as awkward and ungaly as Big Bird shorn of feathers, a poultry prize. The ank display of Segel’s giblets for a shock lgh embolned others. Sce then penis have been floppg on-screen rrot bunch. <em>The Haner Part II</em> prented a variety assortment, wh a special bonanza at the end creds. In <em>Hall Pass,</em> the Farrelly brothers, Peter and Bobby, appeared to be tryg to overtake and outdo their emulators wh amped-up st gags (a bathroom tonatn more graphic than *Dumb and Dumber’*s) and verbal oglg of hot bab, real sodbter stuff. As if to raise the ante on the Apatow penis iative, <em>Hall Pass</em> has a scene wh two penis droppg , lookg like mismatched bookends. Owen Wilson, playg one of the beta mal who embody John Updike’s perceptn of the Amerin male as a failed boy, falls asleep a health-club hot tub, panics, and thrash around as if drowng. Crouchg bi his body after he’s been pulled ee om the shallow vortex are a black man and a whe du, both untoweled. The black man lowers a huge phall that bends like a banana, s proximy to Wilson’s head so perturbg that he asks that his rcuer swch plac wh the one they ll “Irish,” who, we see a richet shot, is hung like a tadpole. Even when troducg once taboo dick humor to a mastream edy, filmmakers are unable to rist the hoarit racial/ethnic stereotyp. In guy-land cema, every edy advance seems to lead to another reversn, every bold stroke the eptn of an unrlyg anxiety.</p><p class="has-dropp paywall">Owen Wilson’s mor spaz at fdg a supersize penis hoverg over his head is the reflex flch of a straight guy’s gay panic, gay panic beg one of the prime drivers of Apatow-era edy, typified by the “You know how I know you’re gay?” route <em>The 40-Year-Old Virg</em> (boiled down om a 10-mute improvised riff on the set), the woozy hysteria of the <em>Haner</em> movi (alholic blackouts beg the classic memory remover for straight men wakg up wh a strange penis bi them), the hysteril, butt-buddy horseplay of the <em>Jackass</em> movi, and nearly everythg Sacha Baron Cohen do (cludg his French racer driver <em>Tallaga Nights,</em> who do a full-on lip-lock wh Will Ferrell, whose own star vehicl are one long homoeroticized, spoofy tease, climaxg the spanx Kama Sutra on ice of the male skatg duo <em>Blas of Glory</em>). Gay panic edi—which was played for funny disfort films such as <em>Plan, Tras, and Automobil,</em> where Steve Mart and John Candy were forced to share a snug hotel bed—has bee so self-nsc and wky-wky that ’s turned to a y tic, a zy shtick, the limp penis flashg the all-safe sign that, although your average Apatow or Farrelly primate may be flirtg wh “the gay” (as they say onle), they’re not turned on: the bromance is strictly platonic. But there’s a eper anxiety beg tickled that don’t volve sexual qualms or inty. It’s bee a monplace postmorn studi to speak of the clothed penis as the visible signifier of the phall. “In actualy, the penis (man’s hidn ‘nature’) nnot pare to the phall (man’s cultural power),” wr Chris Straayer, the thor of the cema-studi text <em>Deviant Ey, Deviant Bodi.</em> “Male sexualy, as a reprentatnal system, pends on displacg the penis wh the phall.” But the reverse is occurrg. It’s phallic thory that’s beg displaced by all the actual penis, male power that’s beg symbolilly flated. And not jt male power. I thk the dopey penis are utn flags, symbolic ditors of a natnal power drop that enpass polics, enomics, tn—the works. Now that we’re no longer kg of the world, Amerin self-nfince is unrgog s own shrkage; no one believ the <em>Top Gun</em> jockstrap bravado anymore, and the joshg attu and shggg posture our movi have adopted reflect a untry and a culture that have lost their spunk and don’t feel like keepg up the pretense of swagger anymore. 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summary-em--si-by-si-image-right-mobile-false summary-em--standard SummaryCollectnGridSummaryItem-WColm ciqncl" role="button" tabx="0"><div class="SummaryItemAssetContaer-gwhFFH VOyg summary-em__asset-ntaer"><a class="SummaryItemImageLk-dshqxb cPpCwE summary-em__image-lk summary-em-trackg__image-lk" href=" aria-hidn="te" tabx="-1" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-image-2" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" target="_self"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz hlQxkn"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image rponsive-image"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><img alt="The 10 Bt Movi of 2022" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></picture></div></div></span></a></div><div class="SummaryItemContent-eiDYMl XMZX summary-em__ntent"><div class="RubricWrapper-dKmCNX hXRWeY bric bric--disvery SummaryItemRubric-dguGKN lapGFj summary-em__bric"><span class="RubricName-fVtemz cLxcNi">Movi</span></div><a class="SummaryItemHedLk-civM cxlTHI summary-em-trackg__hed-lk summary-em__hed-lk" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-hed-2" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" href=" target="_self"><div data-ttid="ClampWrapper" class="ClampWrapper-kZxfkB hTTNGO clamp SummaryItemHedBase-hiFYpQ khUTXM summary-em__hed"><div class="ClampContent-hilPkr jVhSBH"><div class="SummaryItemHedTag-TWblf gxaOcP" data-ttid="SummaryItemHed">The 10 Bt Movi of 2022</div></div></div></a><div class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ SummaryItemDek-CRfsi iUEiRd ijSOpT jDyfzW summary-em__k"><em>Vany Fair</em> chief cric Richard Lawson lists his favore 2022 films.</div><div class="SummaryItemByleWrapper-boCfbi cuRXdL summary-em__byle-date-in"><div class="SummaryItemBaseByle-fFbXkY gRtaxp summary-em__byle"><div class="summary-em__byle__ntent"><div data-ttid="BylWrapper" class="BylWrapper-KIudk irTIfE byl"><p class="ByleWrapper-jWHrLH iNSiTG byle byl__byle" data-ttid="ByleWrapper" emProp="thor" emType="><span emProp="name" class="ByleNamWrapper-jbHncj fuDQVo"><span data-ttid="ByleName" class="ByleName-kwmrLn cYaBaU byle__name"><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BylePreamble-iJolpQ iUEiRd bIbWCO gnILss byle__preamble">By </span>Richard Lawson</span></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="SummaryItemWrapper-iwvBff jCBznZ summary-em summary-em--has-le summary-em--ARTICLE summary-em--no-in summary-em--text-align-left summary-em--layout-placement-text-below summary-em--layout-posn-image-left summary-em--layout-proportns-50-50 summary-em--si-by-si-align-center summary-em--si-by-si-image-right-mobile-false summary-em--standard SummaryCollectnGridSummaryItem-WColm ciqncl" role="button" tabx="0"><div class="SummaryItemAssetContaer-gwhFFH VOyg summary-em__asset-ntaer"><a class="SummaryItemImageLk-dshqxb cPpCwE summary-em__image-lk summary-em-trackg__image-lk" href=" aria-hidn="te" tabx="-1" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-image-3" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" target="_self"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz hlQxkn"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image rponsive-image"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><img alt="Where to Watch the Biggt 2023 Awards Contenrs" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></picture></div></div></span></a></div><div class="SummaryItemContent-eiDYMl XMZX summary-em__ntent"><div class="RubricWrapper-dKmCNX hXRWeY bric bric--disvery SummaryItemRubric-dguGKN lapGFj summary-em__bric"><span class="RubricName-fVtemz cLxcNi">Hollywood</span></div><a class="SummaryItemHedLk-civM cxlTHI summary-em-trackg__hed-lk summary-em__hed-lk" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-hed-3" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" href=" target="_self"><div data-ttid="ClampWrapper" class="ClampWrapper-kZxfkB hTTNGO clamp SummaryItemHedBase-hiFYpQ khUTXM summary-em__hed"><div class="ClampContent-hilPkr jVhSBH"><div class="SummaryItemHedTag-TWblf gxaOcP" data-ttid="SummaryItemHed">Where to Watch the Biggt 2023 Awards Contenrs</div></div></div></a><div class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ SummaryItemDek-CRfsi iUEiRd ijSOpT jDyfzW summary-em__k">Want to get a head start on your Osr predictns? Catch up on the year’s bt movi, whether theaters or now streamg at home.</div><div class="SummaryItemByleWrapper-boCfbi cuRXdL summary-em__byle-date-in"><div class="SummaryItemBaseByle-fFbXkY gRtaxp summary-em__byle"><div class="summary-em__byle__ntent"><div data-ttid="BylWrapper" class="BylWrapper-KIudk irTIfE byl"><p class="ByleWrapper-jWHrLH iNSiTG byle byl__byle" data-ttid="ByleWrapper" emProp="thor" emType="><span emProp="name" class="ByleNamWrapper-jbHncj fuDQVo"><span data-ttid="ByleName" class="ByleName-kwmrLn cYaBaU byle__name"><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BylePreamble-iJolpQ iUEiRd bIbWCO gnILss byle__preamble">By </span>David Canfield</span></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="AdWrapper-dQtivb fZrssQ SummaryCollectnGridSummaryItem-WColm ciqncl ad ad--read-more"><div class="ad__slot ad__slot--read-more" data-no-id="dnmyf"></div></div><div class="SummaryItemWrapper-iwvBff jCBznZ summary-em summary-em--has-le summary-em--ARTICLE summary-em--no-in summary-em--text-align-left summary-em--layout-placement-text-below summary-em--layout-posn-image-left summary-em--layout-proportns-50-50 summary-em--si-by-si-align-center summary-em--si-by-si-image-right-mobile-false summary-em--standard SummaryCollectnGridSummaryItem-WColm ciqncl" role="button" tabx="0"><div class="SummaryItemAssetContaer-gwhFFH VOyg summary-em__asset-ntaer"><a class="SummaryItemImageLk-dshqxb cPpCwE summary-em__image-lk summary-em-trackg__image-lk" href=" aria-hidn="te" tabx="-1" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-image-4" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" target="_self"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz hlQxkn"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image rponsive-image"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><img alt="The 23 Bt TV Shows of 2022" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></picture></div></div></span></a></div><div class="SummaryItemContent-eiDYMl XMZX summary-em__ntent"><div class="RubricWrapper-dKmCNX hXRWeY bric bric--disvery SummaryItemRubric-dguGKN lapGFj summary-em__bric"><span class="RubricName-fVtemz cLxcNi">Televisn</span></div><a class="SummaryItemHedLk-civM cxlTHI summary-em-trackg__hed-lk summary-em__hed-lk" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-hed-4" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" href=" target="_self"><div data-ttid="ClampWrapper" class="ClampWrapper-kZxfkB hTTNGO clamp SummaryItemHedBase-hiFYpQ khUTXM summary-em__hed"><div class="ClampContent-hilPkr jVhSBH"><div class="SummaryItemHedTag-TWblf gxaOcP" data-ttid="SummaryItemHed">The 23 Bt TV Shows of 2022</div></div></div></a><div class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ SummaryItemDek-CRfsi iUEiRd ijSOpT jDyfzW summary-em__k">From <em>Abbott Elementary</em> to <em>Whe Lot</em> and beyond, the are the shows <em>VF</em> staffers uldn’t stop bgg.</div><div class="SummaryItemByleWrapper-boCfbi cuRXdL summary-em__byle-date-in"><div class="SummaryItemBaseByle-fFbXkY gRtaxp summary-em__byle"><div class="summary-em__byle__ntent"><div data-ttid="BylWrapper" class="BylWrapper-KIudk irTIfE byl"><p class="ByleWrapper-jWHrLH iNSiTG byle byl__byle" data-ttid="ByleWrapper" emProp="thor" emType="><span emProp="name" class="ByleNamWrapper-jbHncj fuDQVo"><span data-ttid="ByleName" class="ByleName-kwmrLn cYaBaU byle__name"><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BylePreamble-iJolpQ iUEiRd bIbWCO gnILss byle__preamble">By </span>Vany Fair</span></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="SummaryItemWrapper-iwvBff jCBznZ summary-em summary-em--has-le summary-em--ARTICLE summary-em--no-in summary-em--text-align-left summary-em--layout-placement-text-below summary-em--layout-posn-image-left summary-em--layout-proportns-50-50 summary-em--si-by-si-align-center summary-em--si-by-si-image-right-mobile-false summary-em--standard SummaryCollectnGridSummaryItem-WColm ciqncl" role="button" tabx="0"><div class="SummaryItemAssetContaer-gwhFFH VOyg summary-em__asset-ntaer"><a class="SummaryItemImageLk-dshqxb cPpCwE summary-em__image-lk summary-em-trackg__image-lk" href=" aria-hidn="te" tabx="-1" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-image-5" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" target="_self"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz hlQxkn"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image rponsive-image"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><img alt="The 2023 Hollywood Issue: Selena Gomez, At Butler, Florence Pugh & More" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></picture></div></div></span></a></div><div class="SummaryItemContent-eiDYMl XMZX summary-em__ntent"><div class="RubricWrapper-dKmCNX hXRWeY bric bric--disvery SummaryItemRubric-dguGKN lapGFj summary-em__bric"><span class="RubricName-fVtemz cLxcNi">Hollywood Issue 2023 Portfol</span></div><a class="SummaryItemHedLk-civM cxlTHI summary-em-trackg__hed-lk summary-em__hed-lk" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-hed-5" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" href=" target="_self"><div data-ttid="ClampWrapper" class="ClampWrapper-kZxfkB hTTNGO clamp SummaryItemHedBase-hiFYpQ khUTXM summary-em__hed"><div class="ClampContent-hilPkr jVhSBH"><div class="SummaryItemHedTag-TWblf gxaOcP" data-ttid="SummaryItemHed">The 2023 Hollywood Issue: Selena Gomez, At Butler, Florence Pugh & More</div></div></div></a><div class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ SummaryItemDek-CRfsi iUEiRd ijSOpT jDyfzW summary-em__k">For our 29th annual Hollywood ver, a dozen ptivatg young stars gather for the after-party of our dreams.</div></div></div><div class="SummaryItemWrapper-iwvBff jCBznZ summary-em summary-em--has-le summary-em--ARTICLE summary-em--no-in summary-em--text-align-left summary-em--layout-placement-text-below summary-em--layout-posn-image-left summary-em--layout-proportns-50-50 summary-em--si-by-si-align-center summary-em--si-by-si-image-right-mobile-false summary-em--standard SummaryCollectnGridSummaryItem-WColm ciqncl" role="button" tabx="0"><div class="SummaryItemAssetContaer-gwhFFH VOyg summary-em__asset-ntaer"><a class="SummaryItemImageLk-dshqxb cPpCwE summary-em__image-lk summary-em-trackg__image-lk" href=" aria-hidn="te" tabx="-1" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-image-6" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" target="_self"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz hlQxkn"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image rponsive-image"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><img alt="Ezra Miller’s “Msiah” Delns: Insi The Flash Star’s Dark Spiral" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></picture></div></div></span></a></div><div class="SummaryItemContent-eiDYMl XMZX summary-em__ntent"><div class="RubricWrapper-dKmCNX hXRWeY bric bric--disvery SummaryItemRubric-dguGKN lapGFj summary-em__bric"><span class="RubricName-fVtemz cLxcNi">Hollywood</span></div><a class="SummaryItemHedLk-civM cxlTHI summary-em-trackg__hed-lk summary-em__hed-lk" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-hed-6" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" href=" target="_self"><div data-ttid="ClampWrapper" class="ClampWrapper-kZxfkB hTTNGO clamp SummaryItemHedBase-hiFYpQ khUTXM summary-em__hed"><div class="ClampContent-hilPkr jVhSBH"><div class="SummaryItemHedTag-TWblf gxaOcP" data-ttid="SummaryItemHed">Ezra Miller’s “Msiah” Delns: Insi <em>The Flash</em> Star’s Dark Spiral</div></div></div></a><div class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ SummaryItemDek-CRfsi iUEiRd ijSOpT jDyfzW summary-em__k">They’re one of Hollywood’s brightt stars—and most troubled actors. Amid safety ncerns, and anxiety over the fate of a $200 ln movie, <em>VF</em> unearths disturbg new tails a saga of grandse sermons, guns, dgs, and alleged asslts and groomg.</div><div class="SummaryItemByleWrapper-boCfbi cuRXdL summary-em__byle-date-in"><div class="SummaryItemBaseByle-fFbXkY gRtaxp summary-em__byle"><div class="summary-em__byle__ntent"><div data-ttid="BylWrapper" class="BylWrapper-KIudk irTIfE byl"><p class="ByleWrapper-jWHrLH iNSiTG byle byl__byle" data-ttid="ByleWrapper" emProp="thor" emType="><span emProp="name" class="ByleNamWrapper-jbHncj fuDQVo"><span data-ttid="ByleName" class="ByleName-kwmrLn cYaBaU byle__name"><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BylePreamble-iJolpQ iUEiRd bIbWCO gnILss byle__preamble">By </span>Julie Miller</span></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="SummaryItemWrapper-iwvBff jCBznZ summary-em summary-em--has-le summary-em--ARTICLE summary-em--no-in summary-em--text-align-left summary-em--layout-placement-text-below summary-em--layout-posn-image-left summary-em--layout-proportns-50-50 summary-em--si-by-si-align-center summary-em--si-by-si-image-right-mobile-false summary-em--standard SummaryCollectnGridSummaryItem-WColm ciqncl" role="button" tabx="0"><div class="SummaryItemAssetContaer-gwhFFH VOyg summary-em__asset-ntaer"><a class="SummaryItemImageLk-dshqxb cPpCwE summary-em__image-lk summary-em-trackg__image-lk" href=" aria-hidn="te" tabx="-1" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-image-7" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" target="_self"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz hlQxkn"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa SummaryItemRponsiveAsset-hjGIGg bDvSkO summary-em__image rponsive-image"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet="" siz="100vw"/><img alt="The Kev McCarthy Ms Is Peak Tmpism" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></picture></div></div></span></a></div><div class="SummaryItemContent-eiDYMl XMZX summary-em__ntent"><div class="RubricWrapper-dKmCNX hXRWeY bric bric--disvery SummaryItemRubric-dguGKN lapGFj summary-em__bric"><span class="RubricName-fVtemz cLxcNi">Polics</span></div><a class="SummaryItemHedLk-civM cxlTHI summary-em-trackg__hed-lk summary-em__hed-lk" data-ponent-type="recirc-river" data-recirc-id="em-hed-7" data-recirc-pattern="summary-em" href=" target="_self"><div data-ttid="ClampWrapper" class="ClampWrapper-kZxfkB hTTNGO clamp SummaryItemHedBase-hiFYpQ khUTXM summary-em__hed"><div class="ClampContent-hilPkr jVhSBH"><div class="SummaryItemHedTag-TWblf gxaOcP" data-ttid="SummaryItemHed">The Kev McCarthy Ms Is Peak Tmpism</div></div></div></a><div class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ SummaryItemDek-CRfsi iUEiRd ijSOpT jDyfzW summary-em__k">The GOP’s failure to get the 118th Congrs gog shows how the performative nature of today’s Tmpified party is makg pable of erng. </div><div class="SummaryItemByleWrapper-boCfbi cuRXdL summary-em__byle-date-in"><div class="SummaryItemBaseByle-fFbXkY gRtaxp summary-em__byle"><div class="summary-em__byle__ntent"><div data-ttid="BylWrapper" class="BylWrapper-KIudk irTIfE byl"><p class="ByleWrapper-jWHrLH iNSiTG byle byl__byle" data-ttid="ByleWrapper" emProp="thor" emType="><span emProp="name" class="ByleNamWrapper-jbHncj fuDQVo"><span data-ttid="ByleName" class="ByleName-kwmrLn cYaBaU byle__name"><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BylePreamble-iJolpQ iUEiRd bIbWCO gnILss byle__preamble">By </span>Molly Jong-Fast</span></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="SummaryItemWrapper-iwvBff jCBznZ summary-em summary-em--has-le summary-em--ARTICLE summary-em--no-in summary-em--text-align-left 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Is Owen Wilson Gay? Come and disver what has been stated lately about this and what is Owen Wilson sayg about this.

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IS OWEN WILSON GAY?

* owen wilson gay *

As much as some voic the field of munitn and ter have speculated if Owen Wilson is gay, there is no kd of evince that n rroborate this.

Yet, as often happens wh artists of this field, the mors that Owen Wilson is gay are persistent, which is surely annoyg.

IS OWEN WILSON GAY? WHY THE INTER IS QUTNG LOKI FAME’S SEXUALY?

Bgrafía Owen Wilson cluyendo fotos fancia/leg y grabacn la primera vez en la tv + históri etnia y hechos sobre ser gay/hetero. * owen wilson gay *

More and more celebri adm every year that they are gay, but this is not the se wh Owen Wilson sce this celebry never said so.

THE HUNG AND THE RTLSTHE AMERIN PENIS ONCE REMAED MOSTLY HIDN ON-SCREEN, EVEN WHEN FEMALE STARS WERE TOTALLY NAKED. NOW ’S EVERYWHERE—EVEN STARRG SHAME—BUT THIS NEW BOLDNS MAY BE A FLAG OF NATNAL SURRENR.BY JAM WOLTTFEBARY 3, 2012SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVEDPE KEV BAN’S FLNTG- SHOWER EX WILD THGS, HARVEY KEEL’S SELF-CCIFYG BARG OF BODY AND SOUL BAD LITENANT (HE WOULD GO FULL-ONTAL AGA THE PIANO), AND BCE WILLIS’S EROTIC SKNY-DIP THE POOL WH JANE MARCH COLOR OF NIGHT, THE AMERIN PENIS (LONG MAY WAG) HAS STAYED A RELATIVE STRANGER ON THE MOVIE SCREEN. NOTE: WE’RE TALKG ABOUT THE REAL, WARM-BLOOD EM, NOT SOME PROSTHETIC IMPOSTOR, SUCH AS MARK WAHLBERG’S PORN-STUD STOCKG STUFFER BOOGIE NIGHTS, OR, ALLEGEDLY, VCENT GALLO’S RAM HORN THE BROWN BUNNY, WHICH HE FANATILLY GRIPS AS IF MIGHT E UNGLUED. UNTIL RECENTLY THE ANIC PENIS HAS LED A SHY, SHADOWY LIFE ON-SCREEN, SELDOM BROUGHT OUT AND FORMALLY TRODUCED TO THE GUTS. DIRECTORS PLAY PEEKABOO WH , DODGG AN R RATG OR WORSE BY PLOYG A VARIETY OF CUTE FIG LEAV, SUCH AS A HURRIEDLY GRABBED TEDDY BEAR AS AN EMERGENCY GRO PROTECTOR. STEAM DISCREETLY CLOUDS THE GYM SHOWER AND SNA. BEDSHEETS ARE DRAPED WH THE RE OF SAKS WDOW DISPLAYS TO SHELTER THE LTLE FELLA OM VIEW EVEN AS THE ACTRS THE SCENE GO TOTAL NUDIE. THAT’S WHAT MAK MICHAEL FASSBENR SO EXCEPTNAL STEVE MCQUEEN’S SHAME, WHERE HE PORTRAYS AN ASM ADDICT (TO QUOTE THE TLE OF A BUZZCKS SONG) WHOSE LIBIDO DRILLS LIKE A WOODPECKER ON A STACTO RAMPAGE. FASSBENR EMERG OM THE FILM WH HIS MYSTIQUE TACT, ENHANCED. IT DON’T HURT THAT HE UNAMBIGUOLY POSSS THE POWER TOOL FOR THE JOB. AT THE VERY OUTSET OF THE FILM FASSBENR IS PRENTED FULL-ONTAL, HIS PENIS PASSG AS HE CROSS OM ONE ROOM TO ANOTHER AND BACK AGA AS A PLA, PLUMP FACT OF LIFE. AS THE MOVIE PROCEEDS, HIS PRICK SEEMS TO BE THE DRIVER’S SEAT; ON THE PROWL, ’S IMBUED WH AGENCY, LATENT POWER, PATHOLOGIL DRIVE. ALTHOUGH SHOT NEW YORK, SHAME HAS A BRISH DIRECTOR, WHICH MAY SPELL THE DIFFERENCE. IN AMERIN FILM, THE PENIS, FALLY POKG OUT OM S PUP TENT, REMAS MOSTLY A IC PROP, THE LTLE BROTHER THAT SISTS ON TAGGG ALONG.ALTHOUGH EUROPEAN AND BRISH STARS SEEM MORE NATURAL ABOUT CEMATIC NUDY (FASSBENR IS IRISH-GERMAN; FRANCE’S GéRARD DEPARDI TCKED HIS EARTHY RSS THROUGH THE LAST WOMAN AND 1900, AMONG OTHERS), ACTORS OF ANY NATNALY AND FAME STAT ARE UNRSTANDABLY WARY OF GOG PLETELY MANDO. IN HIS BOOK ONLY ENTERTAMENT, PROFSOR OF FILM STUDI RICHARD DYER OBSERVED, “THE LIMP PENIS N NEVER MATCH UP TO THE MYSTIQUE THAT HAS KEPT HIDN OM VIEW FOR THE LAST UPLE OF CENTURI,” AND AN ACTOR’S MYSTIQUE IS PART OF HIS PAL. IT IS WHERE THE UNEQUAL DISTRIBUTN OF ASSETS IS MOST PRONOUNCED FOR CERTA TYP OF PARISON SHOPPERS. NATURE DON’T AL OUT THE SAME PICKLE SIZE TO EVERY MAN, AND NO EXERCISE ROUTE WILL ENLARGE OR TONE IF THE OWNER FEELS HE’S BEEN SHORTCHANGED. THERE IS ALSO THE ISSUE OF SHRKAGE. IT IS THE ONE PART OF AN ACTOR’S EQUIPMENT THAT DON’T ANSWER TO MANDS, STCTNS, SUGGTNS, JOLG, OR SUBTLE FE-TUNG; S RANGE OF EXPRSN IS RATHER LIMED, S EEDOM OF MOTN RTRICTED. EXCEPT HARD-RE PORN, N’T FULLY JO . WHETHER ’S THE WRTLG SCENE KEN RSELL’S ADAPTATN OF D. H. LAWRENCE’S WOMEN LOVE, WH ALAN BAT AND OLIVER REED GOG GRE-ROMAN BY THE FIREPLACE, OR THE BATHHOE BASHG DAVID CRONENBERG’S EASTERN PROMIS, WHERE AN ULTIMATE-FIGHTER ATH MATCH BREAKS OUT BETWEEN VIGGO MORTENSEN AND A PAIR OF HEAVY-DUTY ENFORCERS, THE PUGILIST’S PENIS ALWAYS ELICS NCERN— LOOKS SO FENSELS, AN NOCENT BYSTANR FDG SELF A HOSTAGE SHOWDOWN. NO MATTER HOW BULL-STRONG THE LATE OLIVER REED WAS, NO MATTER HOW TOPOGRAPHILLY MCULAR MORTENSEN IS, THE MALE VIEWER IS ALWAYS APPREHENSIVELY AWARE OF HOW VULNERABLE THE LTLE GUY IS A FIGHT, THE TTICL EVEN MORE AT MERCY, CLENCHED OR SWAYG LIKE TY TW PUNCHG BAGS—ONE HARD TAP AND HERCUL HIMSELF WOULD FOLD TWO, UNLS HE WERE WEARG A BRONZE CUP. IN EDY (THK OF THE GROTQUE NU TSLE SACHA BARON COHEN’S BORAT BETWEEN BORAT AND HIS PRODUCER, THAT RIPPLG CLASH OF HAIR AND BLUBBER), THAT QUEASS N BE NVERTED TO FARCE, SLAPSTICK, THE GROANG PUNCH LE TO A PRANK.WHICH WOULD EXPLA WHY IS HOLLYWOOD’S REIGNG EDY TR, THE WRER-DIRECTOR-PRODUCER JUDD APATOW, WHO HAS BEEN THE GREAT EMANCIPATOR OF THE SUPPRSED PENIS, UNZIPPG THE FLY SO THAT MAN N DANGLE EE. IN 2007, APATOW WATCHED TT DIENC VOTE WH THEIR FEET WHEN A PENIS DROOPED BEHD JOHN C. REILLY’S HEAD THE UNTRY-MIC MOCKUMENTARY WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY. IT WAS A JUXTAPOSN OF GNARLY KNOBS FOR WHICH MANY WERE NOT PREPARED, APATOW NCED. “THE ORIGAL SHOT WAS WAY LONGER, WHERE THE PENIS IS CLOSE-UP, AND THEN ONE NIGHT WE SHOWED TO A TT DIENCE AND 22 PEOPLE WALKED OUT. I THK WE WENT TOO FAR WH TOO MUCH PENIS.” BUT HE REFED TO BE TERRED. THE EX STAMPE ONLY STIFFENED APATOW’S ROLVE, MAKG HIM MORE TERMED TO RID THE UNTRY OF S FEAR OF THE FUGIVE AN, VOWG, “I’M GONNA GET A PENIS EVERY MOVIE I DO OM NOW ON.” THE NEXT MOVIE THAT APATOW PRODUCED, FETTG SARAH MARSHALL, MA GOOD ON THIS GUARANTEE AS THE FILM’S LOVELORN SAP, PLAYED BY JASON SEGEL, RECEIVED THE NEWS THAT HE WAS BEG DUMPED WHILE STANDG NAKED, LOOKG AS AWKWARD AND UNGALY AS BIG BIRD SHORN OF FEATHERS, A POULTRY PRIZE. THE ANK DISPLAY OF SEGEL’S GIBLETS FOR A SHOCK LGH EMBOLNED OTHERS. SCE THEN PENIS HAVE BEEN FLOPPG ON-SCREEN RROT BUNCH. THE HANER PART II PRENTED A VARIETY ASSORTMENT, WH A SPECIAL BONANZA AT THE END CREDS. IN HALL PASS, THE FARRELLY BROTHERS, PETER AND BOBBY, APPEARED TO BE TRYG TO OVERTAKE AND OUTDO THEIR EMULATORS WH AMPED-UP ST GAGS (A BATHROOM TONATN MORE GRAPHIC THAN *DUMB AND DUMBER’*S) AND VERBAL OGLG OF HOT BAB, REAL SODBTER STUFF. AS IF TO RAISE THE ANTE ON THE APATOW PENIS IATIVE, HALL PASS HAS A SCENE WH TWO PENIS DROPPG , LOOKG LIKE MISMATCHED BOOKENDS. OWEN WILSON, PLAYG ONE OF THE BETA MAL WHO EMBODY JOHN UPDIKE’S PERCEPTN OF THE AMERIN MALE AS A FAILED BOY, FALLS ASLEEP A HEALTH-CLUB HOT TUB, PANICS, AND THRASH AROUND AS IF DROWNG. CROUCHG BI HIS BODY AFTER HE’S BEEN PULLED EE OM THE SHALLOW VORTEX ARE A BLACK MAN AND A WHE DU, BOTH UNTOWELED. THE BLACK MAN LOWERS A HUGE PHALL THAT BENDS LIKE A BANANA, S PROXIMY TO WILSON’S HEAD SO PERTURBG THAT HE ASKS THAT HIS RCUER SWCH PLAC WH THE ONE THEY LL “IRISH,” WHO, WE SEE A RICHET SHOT, IS HUNG LIKE A TADPOLE. EVEN WHEN TRODUCG ONCE TABOO DICK HUMOR TO A MASTREAM EDY, FILMMAKERS ARE UNABLE TO RIST THE HOARIT RACIAL/ETHNIC STEREOTYP. IN GUY-LAND CEMA, EVERY EDY ADVANCE SEEMS TO LEAD TO ANOTHER REVERSN, EVERY BOLD STROKE THE EPTN OF AN UNRLYG ANXIETY.OWEN WILSON’S MOR SPAZ AT FDG A SUPERSIZE PENIS HOVERG OVER HIS HEAD IS THE REFLEX FLCH OF A STRAIGHT GUY’S GAY PANIC, GAY PANIC BEG ONE OF THE PRIME DRIVERS OF APATOW-ERA EDY, TYPIFIED BY THE “YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU’RE GAY?” ROUTE THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRG (BOILED DOWN OM A 10-MUTE IMPROVISED RIFF ON THE SET), THE WOOZY HYSTERIA OF THE HANER MOVI (ALHOLIC BLACKOUTS BEG THE CLASSIC MEMORY REMOVER FOR STRAIGHT MEN WAKG UP WH A STRANGE PENIS BI THEM), THE HYSTERIL, BUTT-BUDDY HORSEPLAY OF THE JACKASS MOVI, AND NEARLY EVERYTHG SACHA BARON COHEN DO (CLUDG HIS FRENCH RACER DRIVER TALLAGA NIGHTS, WHO DO A FULL-ON LIP-LOCK WH WILL FERRELL, WHOSE OWN STAR VEHICL ARE ONE LONG HOMOEROTICIZED, SPOOFY TEASE, CLIMAXG THE SPANX KAMA SUTRA ON ICE OF THE MALE SKATG DUO BLAS OF GLORY). GAY PANIC EDI—WHICH WAS PLAYED FOR FUNNY DISFORT FILMS SUCH AS PLAN, TRAS, AND AUTOMOBIL, WHERE STEVE MART AND JOHN CANDY WERE FORCED TO SHARE A SNUG HOTEL BED—HAS BEE SO SELF-NSC AND WKY-WKY THAT ’S TURNED TO A Y TIC, A ZY SHTICK, THE LIMP PENIS FLASHG THE ALL-SAFE SIGN THAT, ALTHOUGH YOUR AVERAGE APATOW OR FARRELLY PRIMATE MAY BE FLIRTG WH “THE GAY” (AS THEY SAY ONLE), THEY’RE NOT TURNED ON: THE BROMANCE IS STRICTLY PLATONIC. BUT THERE’S A EPER ANXIETY BEG TICKLED THAT DON’T VOLVE SEXUAL QUALMS OR INTY. IT’S BEE A MONPLACE POSTMORN STUDI TO SPEAK OF THE CLOTHED PENIS AS THE VISIBLE SIGNIFIER OF THE PHALL. “IN ACTUALY, THE PENIS (MAN’S HIDN ‘NATURE’) NNOT PARE TO THE PHALL (MAN’S CULTURAL POWER),” WR CHRIS STRAAYER, THE THOR OF THE CEMA-STUDI TEXT DEVIANT EY, DEVIANT BODI. “MALE SEXUALY, AS A REPRENTATNAL SYSTEM, PENDS ON DISPLACG THE PENIS WH THE PHALL.” BUT THE REVERSE IS OCCURRG. IT’S PHALLIC THORY THAT’S BEG DISPLACED BY ALL THE ACTUAL PENIS, MALE POWER THAT’S BEG SYMBOLILLY FLATED. AND NOT JT MALE POWER. I THK THE DOPEY PENIS ARE UTN FLAGS, SYMBOLIC DITORS OF A NATNAL POWER DROP THAT ENPASS POLICS, ENOMICS, TN—THE WORKS. NOW THAT WE’RE NO LONGER KG OF THE WORLD, AMERIN SELF-NFINCE IS UNRGOG S OWN SHRKAGE; NO ONE BELIEV THE TOP GUN JOCKSTRAP BRAVADO ANYMORE, AND THE JOSHG ATTU AND SHGGG POSTURE OUR MOVI HAVE ADOPTED REFLECT A UNTRY AND A CULTURE THAT HAVE LOST THEIR SPUNK AND DON’T FEEL LIKE KEEPG UP THE PRETENSE OF SWAGGER ANYMORE. TIRED, LAZY, POOPED, WE’RE PULLG OUT BEE WE’RE PACKG .MOST POPULARAND JT LIKE THAT… PREPAR FOR ITS LAST SUPPERBY CHRIS MURPHYRILEY KEOUGH ON GROWG UP PRLEY, LOSG LISA MARIE, AND INHERG GRACELANDBY BRT HENNEMUTHTHE TV MOVIE IS MAKG A WEIRD, WONRFUL COMEBACKBY DAVID CANFIELDJAM WOLTT

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Sexualy - Gay or Nay. Correct our wiki/b - is he not gay or straight or of different herage?

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