'The Onn' Predicted Jim Obergefell's Landmark Gay Marriage Movie — Years Before Gay Marriage Was Universally Accepted

Contents:

• SUPREME COURT ON GAY MARRIAGE: 'SURE, WHO CAR'
• GAY MARRIAGE
• GAY MARRIAGE IN AMERI: THE MARCH TO DTROY TRADNAL VALU
• MARDG GAY HORS DRAG THOANDS OF HELPLS CIZENS FROM MARRIAG AFTER OBAMA DROPS DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE ACT
• HELL NOW A THRIVG EPICENTER OF GAY CULTURE
• MASSACHETTS SUPREME COURT ORRS ALL CIZENS TO GAY MARRY
• HEARTBROKEN SANTOM CONMNS GAY MARRIAGE FOR TWO-TIMG JERKS LIKE NICK
• 'THE ONN' PREDICTED THE GAY MARRIAGE MOVIE
• THE ONN, GAY MARRIAGE, AND PLAYG WH DOLLS
• KIM JONG-UN SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE: DID SNL STEAL THIS OM THE ONN?

SUPREME COURT ON GAY MARRIAGE: 'SURE, WHO CAR'

WASHINGTON—Ten mut to oral arguments over whether or not homosexuals should be allowed to marry one another, a visibly nfound Supreme Court stopped legal proceedgs Tuday and led that gay marriage was “perfectly fe” and that the urt uld “re ls who marri whom. ”This Week's Most Viral News: July 28, 2023OffEnglish“Yeah, of urse gay men and women n get married.

Callg marriage equaly a “no-braer, ” members of the High Court appeared not jt nfed but irrated when Proposn 8 fenrs argued that gay marriage was not a natnal issue but a state matter.

Moreover, when Attorney Cooper said that gay marriage uld harm the moral fabric of the untry and hurt the stutn of marriage, Associate Jtice Sotomayor asked, “What are you even talkg about? ”“Should gay marriage be legal?

GAY MARRIAGE

“So, unls we are the most uncivilized society on the face of God’s green earth, I thk we n all agree that a gay person is fact a person.

”Before adjourng the urt, Roberts said there would be no official opn on the se bee ’s jt “mon goddamn sense, ” and then addrsed gay men and women directly. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows .

GAY MARRIAGE IN AMERI: THE MARCH TO DTROY TRADNAL VALU

Jt when I fally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thg to nag me about: gettg married. "Jerry Turner • Mician"As an overweight, emotnally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislatn.

MARDG GAY HORS DRAG THOANDS OF HELPLS CIZENS FROM MARRIAG AFTER OBAMA DROPS DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE ACT

”“Tryg to dify gay marriage is a waste of time that would only distract om the real issu, like puttg those gay people forced labor mps. ”“Is a untry where gay marriage is legal really the kd of untry I want to leave to my son, whom I want to have sex wh and ultimately marry?

”“I wasn’t ved to my gay iend’s weddg. A kd of pill that turns all semen to gay Barbi? I see six penis all married and givg birth to another penis that is the child penis through the hole of the penis (you know which hole I mean) and I thk NO NO HORRIBLE and I start to CRY at thought of penis all the time penis everywhere gettg married penis no NO NO NO NO—”“Gay marriage is legal?

HELL NOW A THRIVG EPICENTER OF GAY CULTURE

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MASSACHETTS SUPREME COURT ORRS ALL CIZENS TO GAY MARRY

WASHINGTON—Reports ntue to pour om around the natn today of helpls Amerins beg forcibly taken om their maral unns after Print Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leavg the stutn pletely vulnerable to rovg bands of homosexuals. "It was jt awful—they smashed through our livg room wdow, one of them said 'I've had my eye on you, Roger, ' and then they dragged my hband off kickg and screamg, " said Cleveland-area homemaker Ra Ellgton, one of the latt victims whose fensels marriage was overn by the hors of battle-ready gays that had been clamberg at the gat of matrimony sce the DOMA went to effect 1996. " A vio munique was sent to the media late yterday om what appears to be the as-yet unintified lear of the gay marrs, who, adorned terrifyg warpat, announced "Richard Dickson of Am, Iowa.

HEARTBROKEN SANTOM CONMNS GAY MARRIAGE FOR TWO-TIMG JERKS LIKE NICK

THE MALEBOLGE, NETHER REGIONS OF DARKNESS—Notg the credible rate at which the muny has grown, sourc nfirmed Thursday that Hell, the Endls Kgdom of Misery, is now a boomg haven of gay Week's Most Viral News: July 28, 2023OffEnglishThe Great Abyss, home of the damned, is reportedly habed by some 600 ln nmned homosexual or transgenr souls, a large proportn of s total populatn, and has by many acunts blossomed to an oasis of gay activism and muny events. “I’ve only been here for a few months, but I’ve already fallen love wh , ” said 49-year-old Daniel Elson, addg that he has already beiend hundreds of fellow gay men and women the accursed unrworld, all of whom have weled him wh open arms.

“The streets of fire and brimstone are full of so many great fés, rtrants, bakeri, pennt bookstor, and of urse plenty of gay bars and clubs.

'THE ONN' PREDICTED THE GAY MARRIAGE MOVIE

”Acrdg to sourc, the ept bowels of Hell have over the past several lennia veloped a thrivg gay muny that is said to rival the lik of the New York Cy neighborhood of Chelsea, San Francis’s Castro District, Soho London, and the Boystown sectn of wh s wi variety of gay-iendly bs, the Unrworld is also home to The 666, a sprawlg, five-story gay nightclub that is reportedly the largt such tablishment ever built.

THE ONN, GAY MARRIAGE, AND PLAYG WH DOLLS

“It’s jt nice to fally live a place where I don’t feel like an outst or an outsir, ” said Vansa Aldridge, 38, strsg that she has faced absolutely no discrimatn sce she, like all homosexuals and gay sympathizers, was sentenced to an eterny Lucifer’s Den immediately upon her ath. “And all of the other eternally damned homosexuals down here feel the same.

KIM JONG-UN SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE: DID SNL STEAL THIS OM THE ONN?

”Hell has been wily celebrated by gay rights lears for s far-reachg acceptance of alternative liftyl, and rints told reporters is credibly mon to see a rabow flag hangg over var shop awngs, r wdows, or atop thron of blood-soaked bon and rottg flh. Addnally, the Inferno’s Gay Pri Para, held every July the Send Circle, is noted for s extravagance and high attendance rate. Reports nfirmed that, wh thoands more homosexual souls floodg the Gat of Hell every day, the Chasm of Wickedns and S has tly bee a sanctuary for gays and lbians alike, a feelg proudly shared by a majory of heterosexual lols.

“The gay muny has really flourished here, and I have to say, they’ve been great for the place, ” said Nephirem the Malevolent, a 10, 000-year-old, 70-foot-tall motr who has rid hell sce risg om the ash of a smokels flame. BOSTON—Jtic of the Massachetts Supreme Judicial Court led 5-2 Monday favor of full, equal, and mandatory gay marriag for all cizens.