The Gayt Robots

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• GAY ROBOTADAM SANDLERTRACK 4 ON ’T TELL 1 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSGAY ROBOT LYRICSPASS THE FUCK BALL!WHAT AN IDT!FUCK , I'M GONNA GO GET ANOTHER BEER. YOU GUYS WANT ONE?ALRIGHT...TWO PLEASE!OH BOY...HAHAHAHA(PHONE RGS)HELLO?... YEAH, YEAH, OL, WE'RE ALL JT HANG OUT... ALRIGHTBYE-BYE...WHO WAS THAT, SOME CHICKS?NAH, WAS MY NEIGHBOR, HIS ROBOT'S OVERWHAT?YEAH, HE BUILT A ROBOT A WHILE AGO AND THE ROBOT ME OUT GAYYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEYO, WE'RE OUT OF HUNNYDUFFERS SO I GRABBED A UPLE OF GOOSEHEADS...OKAY, THAT'S OL...WA, SO THE ROBOT'S GAY?GAY ROBOT'S OVER?YEP...OH, DU, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS, HE'S SANE WH FOOTBALL STATSNO WAY!(DOORBELL RGS)IT'S OPEN!HEY GUYS... WHAT'S UP?HEY, GOOD TO SEE YA GAY ROBOT...GAY ROBOT THE HOE!WORD UP... WHAT'S THE SRE, FUCKERS?GIANTS ARE EAT SH THE THIRD QUARTER, 'S 24-8 MIAMI...DON'T WORRY, THE GIANTS HAVE PHENOMAL FOURTH QUARTER NUMBERS...REALLY?THEY'LL E BACK AND W BY THREEALRIGHT!I LOVE !FUCK YOU GUYS!SORRY, BUDDY...WHO'S THE NEW GUY?OH, THAT'S MY IEND JOHNHEY JOHN... SWEET HAT!UH... THANKS... WHAT'S GO ON?YOU KNOW... JT CHILL... N I SUCK YOUR DICK?WHAT?NO, NO, NO, NO, HE'S OKAY, GAY ROBOT...THAT WAS FUNNY...THE GAY ROBOT GETS A LTLE HORNY E HE DON'T KNOW ANYGAY GUYS AROUND HERE...OH, I SEE...SORRY!HEHEHE...OH, I N'T BELIEVE YOU DROPPED THAT! DO SOMETHG, HENRSONYOU FAT FUCK!HEY! THAT WAS VERY OFFENSIVE TO ME!WHY? YOU'RE NOT FAT...I THOUGHT YOU SAID FAG!NO, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, I SAID FAT...OH, SORRY!HAHAHAI GUS IF YOU FIST FUCK ME, WE'LL BE EVEN!NO, I'M NOT GAY, GAY ROBOT...I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE?NO... YOU KNOW I NEVER SAID THAT...I KNOW, I WAS JT ROG YOU! GOOD TIM! GOOD TIM GUYS!HAHAHAHAHEY, GAY ROBOT'S HAV A GOOD TIME!SO HOW DO YOU THK THE EAGL ARE GONNA DO THIS SEASON, GAY ROBOT?LET'S FD OUT! (WHIRRG, BEEPG NOIS) SAYS HERE, DUE TO JURIAND IRRATIC WEATHER PATTERNS, THE EAGL WILL FISH A DISMAL 7-9WHAT? NO WAY!DEAL WH THE GAY ROBOT KNOWS HIS SH, MANNOW WILL SOMEONE BLOW ON MY FACE?NOBODY'S GAY HERE BUT YOU, GAY ROBOT, SO LET'S JT WATCH SOMEFOOTBALL, ALRIGHT?LOOK, I'M NOT HERE TO BRG THE PARTY DOWN... IT'S JT... I NON SEMEN... WHOUT , I ULD DIE... HELP ME TO LIVE FELLAS...JERK OFF MY MOUTH IMMEDIATLY... PLEASE, MY CIRCUS ARESHORTG... STARTG TO FA ALREADY... SEE A LIGHT... GOGTOWARDS ....HAHAHAHAHYOU'RE MAK THIS UP, GAY ROBOT!MY BAD! YOU GOT ME! HAHAHA... GOOD TIM!HAHAAHAHA...SO DO HE EAT FOOD LIKE ... HUMAN PEOPLE?YEAH, HE N EAT FOOD...YA WANT SOME TORTILLA CHIPS, GAY ROBOT?SOUNDS GREAT, JOHN. CAN I DIP THEM YOUR ASS?OOH...I'M ALL SET, THANKSHEHEHE...WHAT THE FUCK?! THE RECEPTN'S ALL FUZZY!ARE YOU KIDDG ME?DON'T PANIC... I N FIX OH HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! I LOVE , WORK YOUR ROBOT MAGIC, FIX THAT SH!OKAY, HERE'S THE PROBLEM!MY MAN! WHAT IS ?YOUR CK'S NOT MY ASSHOLE!AWW.... MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND TAKE A LD SHOWER, GAY ROBOT...ALRIGHT... I'LL GO... WE'LL JT WHACK EACH OTHER OFF AND I'LL BAILNOT GONNA HAPPENPLEASE?GOODBYEFUCK YOULATER GAY ROBOT(FLY UNZIPS)OH NO! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! MY ROBO-CK FELL OUT OF MY PANTS!OH, SH, HE'S GOT A BONER!!TASTE !!!(SPRAYG SOUNDS)OH, OH!!!FUCK ASSHOLE!!!COME ON, GAY ROBOT!!!AWW, MAN!LATER FAGS!(DOOR OPENS AND CLOS)(DISTANT VOIC)HEY GAY ROBOTHEY MR. CHASEN... CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK?EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌’T TELL (2004)ADAM SANDLER1. SID & ALEX2. PIBB GO SURFG3. THE AMAZG WILLY WANKER4. GAY ROBOT5. PIBB TRI THE SKATEBOARDG6. CREEP’ ON THE MAYOR7. THE MAYOR OF PSYTOWN8. TIMMY TYHOLE (MISSG LYRICS)9. PIBB TAK THE MEXIN ATV TOUR (MISSG LYRICS)10. WOLFMAN (MISSG LYRICS)11. SECRET12. THE BOSS AND THE SECRETARY13. BT FRIEND14. PIBB NEEDS THE HOT ROCKS (MISSG LYRICS)15. THE MULE SSN16. NEWLYWEDS, SLEEPYHEADS (MISSG LYRICS)17. CALLG HOME18. MR. ‘I DO’ AND THE DOO DOOS19. WHORE! WHERE ARE YOU?!20. STAN THE MANCREDSTAGSPOPEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
• GAY ROBOT
• "GAY ROBOT" LYRICS
• THE GAY ROBOT GROOVE
• THE GAY ROBOT GROOVE - EP
• GAY ROBOT LYRICS
• ADAM SANDLER – GAY ROBOT LYRICS

GAY ROBOTADAM SANDLERTRACK 4 ON ’T TELL 1 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSGAY ROBOT LYRICSPASS THE FUCK BALL!WHAT AN IDT!FUCK , I'M GONNA GO GET ANOTHER BEER. YOU GUYS WANT ONE?ALRIGHT...TWO PLEASE!OH BOY...HAHAHAHA(PHONE RGS)HELLO?... YEAH, YEAH, OL, WE'RE ALL JT HANG OUT... ALRIGHTBYE-BYE...WHO WAS THAT, SOME CHICKS?NAH, WAS MY NEIGHBOR, HIS ROBOT'S OVERWHAT?YEAH, HE BUILT A ROBOT A WHILE AGO AND THE ROBOT ME OUT GAYYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEYO, WE'RE OUT OF HUNNYDUFFERS SO I GRABBED A UPLE OF GOOSEHEADS...OKAY, THAT'S OL...WA, SO THE ROBOT'S GAY?GAY ROBOT'S OVER?YEP...OH, DU, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS, HE'S SANE WH FOOTBALL STATSNO WAY!(DOORBELL RGS)IT'S OPEN!HEY GUYS... WHAT'S UP?HEY, GOOD TO SEE YA GAY ROBOT...GAY ROBOT THE HOE!WORD UP... WHAT'S THE SRE, FUCKERS?GIANTS ARE EAT SH THE THIRD QUARTER, 'S 24-8 MIAMI...DON'T WORRY, THE GIANTS HAVE PHENOMAL FOURTH QUARTER NUMBERS...REALLY?THEY'LL E BACK AND W BY THREEALRIGHT!I LOVE !FUCK YOU GUYS!SORRY, BUDDY...WHO'S THE NEW GUY?OH, THAT'S MY IEND JOHNHEY JOHN... SWEET HAT!UH... THANKS... WHAT'S GO ON?YOU KNOW... JT CHILL... N I SUCK YOUR DICK?WHAT?NO, NO, NO, NO, HE'S OKAY, GAY ROBOT...THAT WAS FUNNY...THE GAY ROBOT GETS A LTLE HORNY E HE DON'T KNOW ANYGAY GUYS AROUND HERE...OH, I SEE...SORRY!HEHEHE...OH, I N'T BELIEVE YOU DROPPED THAT! DO SOMETHG, HENRSONYOU FAT FUCK!HEY! THAT WAS VERY OFFENSIVE TO ME!WHY? YOU'RE NOT FAT...I THOUGHT YOU SAID FAG!NO, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, I SAID FAT...OH, SORRY!HAHAHAI GUS IF YOU FIST FUCK ME, WE'LL BE EVEN!NO, I'M NOT GAY, GAY ROBOT...I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE?NO... YOU KNOW I NEVER SAID THAT...I KNOW, I WAS JT ROG YOU! GOOD TIM! GOOD TIM GUYS!HAHAHAHAHEY, GAY ROBOT'S HAV A GOOD TIME!SO HOW DO YOU THK THE EAGL ARE GONNA DO THIS SEASON, GAY ROBOT?LET'S FD OUT! (WHIRRG, BEEPG NOIS) SAYS HERE, DUE TO JURIAND IRRATIC WEATHER PATTERNS, THE EAGL WILL FISH A DISMAL 7-9WHAT? NO WAY!DEAL WH THE GAY ROBOT KNOWS HIS SH, MANNOW WILL SOMEONE BLOW ON MY FACE?NOBODY'S GAY HERE BUT YOU, GAY ROBOT, SO LET'S JT WATCH SOMEFOOTBALL, ALRIGHT?LOOK, I'M NOT HERE TO BRG THE PARTY DOWN... IT'S JT... I NON SEMEN... WHOUT , I ULD DIE... HELP ME TO LIVE FELLAS...JERK OFF MY MOUTH IMMEDIATLY... PLEASE, MY CIRCUS ARESHORTG... STARTG TO FA ALREADY... SEE A LIGHT... GOGTOWARDS ....HAHAHAHAHYOU'RE MAK THIS UP, GAY ROBOT!MY BAD! YOU GOT ME! HAHAHA... GOOD TIM!HAHAAHAHA...SO DO HE EAT FOOD LIKE ... HUMAN PEOPLE?YEAH, HE N EAT FOOD...YA WANT SOME TORTILLA CHIPS, GAY ROBOT?SOUNDS GREAT, JOHN. CAN I DIP THEM YOUR ASS?OOH...I'M ALL SET, THANKSHEHEHE...WHAT THE FUCK?! THE RECEPTN'S ALL FUZZY!ARE YOU KIDDG ME?DON'T PANIC... I N FIX OH HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! I LOVE , WORK YOUR ROBOT MAGIC, FIX THAT SH!OKAY, HERE'S THE PROBLEM!MY MAN! WHAT IS ?YOUR CK'S NOT MY ASSHOLE!AWW.... MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND TAKE A LD SHOWER, GAY ROBOT...ALRIGHT... I'LL GO... WE'LL JT WHACK EACH OTHER OFF AND I'LL BAILNOT GONNA HAPPENPLEASE?GOODBYEFUCK YOULATER GAY ROBOT(FLY UNZIPS)OH NO! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! MY ROBO-CK FELL OUT OF MY PANTS!OH, SH, HE'S GOT A BONER!!TASTE !!!(SPRAYG SOUNDS)OH, OH!!!FUCK ASSHOLE!!!COME ON, GAY ROBOT!!!AWW, MAN!LATER FAGS!(DOOR OPENS AND CLOS)(DISTANT VOIC)HEY GAY ROBOTHEY MR. CHASEN... CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK?EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌’T TELL (2004)ADAM SANDLER1. SID & ALEX2. PIBB GO SURFG3. THE AMAZG WILLY WANKER4. GAY ROBOT5. PIBB TRI THE SKATEBOARDG6. CREEP’ ON THE MAYOR7. THE MAYOR OF PSYTOWN8. TIMMY TYHOLE (MISSG LYRICS)9. PIBB TAK THE MEXIN ATV TOUR (MISSG LYRICS)10. WOLFMAN (MISSG LYRICS)11. SECRET12. THE BOSS AND THE SECRETARY13. BT FRIEND14. PIBB NEEDS THE HOT ROCKS (MISSG LYRICS)15. THE MULE SSN16. NEWLYWEDS, SLEEPYHEADS (MISSG LYRICS)17. CALLG HOME18. MR. ‘I DO’ AND THE DOO DOOS19. WHORE! WHERE ARE YOU?!20. STAN THE MANCREDSTAGSPOPEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

Gay Robot sketch and pilot episos (2006)This started as a edy nugget on Adam Sandler's 't Tell album.

GAY ROBOT

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"GAY ROBOT" LYRICS

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THE GAY ROBOT GROOVE

No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay was Gay Robot gets a ltle horny e he don't know anyGay guys around, I!, I n't believe you dropped that!

THE GAY ROBOT GROOVE - EP

No, I'm not gay, Gay Robot... HahahahaHey, Gay Robot's hav a good time!

So how do you thk the Eagl are gonna do this season, Gay Robot? Deal wh The Gay Robot knows his sh, manNow will someone blow on my face?

Nobody's gay here but you, Gay Robot, so let's jt watch someFootball, alright? HahahahahYou're mak this up, Gay Robot!

GAY ROBOT LYRICS

Yeah, he n eat want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot?

ADAM SANDLER – GAY ROBOT LYRICS

Maybe you should go home and take a ld shower, Gay Robot... GoodbyeFuck youLater Gay Robot(fly unzips)Oh no!

Come on, Gay Robot!!!

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