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But before we say goodbye to Ted, Marshall, Lily, Barney, and Rob, we examed the legacy left by the characters and me to a clear ncln: The guys me up wh a lot of weird stuff. So for all you diehard fans, here's a look back, anized by episo, at every term, theory, le, ventn, and event created by our favore TV fivome. "Pilot" The Olive Theory: Marshall and Lily claimed they were a perfect uple bee of Marshall's hatred of oliv and Lily's love of them, which creat a perfect balance. However, this theory is proved wrong when Marshall reveals he actually lik oliv. Su Up: An exprsn ed by Barney—ually to get Ted to wear a su to whatever ridiculo pick-up event Barney planned. "The Slutty Pumpk" The Slutty Pumpk: Technilly, this is a person and a stume. It's scribed as beg a regular pumpk stume wh...strategilly placed cut-outs. Later the seri, the Slutty Pumpk is played Katie Holm. "Matchmaker" Cockamoe: A ckroach-moe hybrid first found the apartment by Lily and Marshall. It was once believed to be</div><div class="ContentHearByle-kmPyCa emiglw"><div class="ContentHearByleContent-dpPmNn DRFq"><div data-ttid="BylWrapper" class="BylWrapper-KIudk irTIfE byl ContentHearByl-cZqgyJ bHLeKI"><p class="ByleWrapper-jWHrLH fnINOd byle bylbyle" data-ttid="ByleWrapper" emProp="thor" emType="><span emProp="name" class="ByleNamWrapper-jbHncj fuDQVo"><span data-ttid="ByleName" class="ByleName-kwmrLn cYaBaU bylename"><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BylePreamble-iJolpQ iUEiRd dvgOmM gnILss bylepreamble">By </span><a class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BaseLk-eNWuiM ByleLk-gEnFiw iUEiRd jAcLDI rPnfn eErqIx bylename-lk button" href="/ntributor/keertana-sastry">Keertana Sastry</a></span></span></p></div><time data-ttid="ContentHearPublishDate" dateTime="2014-03-31T09:03:00-04:00" class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ ContentHearPublishDate-eIBicG iUEiRd cfFrRE bNphLH">March 31, 2014</time></div></div><div class="SocialInsWrapper-hKMEXV ffgPVr social-ins social-ins--standard ContentHearAccredatnSocialIns-jorO fPzfaa ntent-hearsocial-share"><ul data-ttid="socialInslist" class="SocialInsList-cHVTIA ivmblD social-inslist"></ul></div></div></div></div><asi class="PersistentAsiWrapper-VGrR oEIBz persistent-asi persistent-asi--align-left" style="posn:absolute;top:to;height:to" data-ttid="PersistentAsiWrapper"><div class="StickyBoxWrapper-jfYB jNgrSF sticky-box ContentHearPersistentAsi-fsnAmQ dFzKzm"><div class="StickyBoxPrimary-dzWDWL cdhYoN sticky-boxprimary"><div class="SocialInsWrapper-hKMEXV ffgPVr social-ins social-ins--has-background ContentHearSocialIns-jzJiyg fgMkJI social-ins--share"><ul data-ttid="socialInslist" class="SocialInsList-cHVTIA ivmblD social-inslist"></ul></div></div><div class="StickyBoxPlaceholr-grPmrg dxAvXx"></div></div></asi></hear></div><div data-attribute-verso-pattern="article-body" class="ArticlePageContentBackGround-cNiFNN kJkLmH article-bodyntent"><div class="ArticlePageChunksContent-etcMtP bwyLBj"><div data-ttid="ArticlePageChunks" class="ArticlePageChunks-fLyCVG hdASCv"><div class="GridWrapper-cAzTTK kHBDeH grid grid-margs grid-ems-2 ArticlePageChunksGrid-hfxa bjczjj grid-layout--adrail narrow wi-adrail"><div class="GridItem-buujkM stRKV grid--em grid-layoutntent"><div class="BodyWrapper-kufPGa dxlOSM body bodyntaer articlebody" data-journey-hook="client-ntent" data-ttid="BodyWrapper"><div class="bodyner-ntaer"><p>Tonight, <em><a href=">How I Met Your Mother</a></em> will e to a close after ne seasons of lghs and tears. But before we say goodbye to Ted, Marshall, Lily, Barney, and Rob, we examed the legacy left by the characters and me to a clear ncln: The guys me up wh a lot of weird stuff. So for all you diehard fans, here's a look back, anized by episo, at every term, theory, le, ventn, and event created by our favore TV fivome.</p><figure class="AssetEmbedWrapper-eVDQiB byBkf asset-embed"><div class="AssetEmbedAssetContaer-eJxoAx dBHGoQ asset-embedasset-ntaer"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset AssetEmbedRponsiveAsset-cXBNxi eCxVQK asset-embedrponsive-asset"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa AssetEmbedRponsiveAsset-cXBNxi eCxVQK asset-embedrponsive-asset rponsive-image"><noscript><img alt="Image may nta Alyson Hannigan Neil Patrick Harris Jason Segel Clothg Su Coat Overat Apparel and Tie" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-imageimage" src=" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 960w, 1280w, 1600w" siz="100vw"/></noscript></picture></span></div></figure><p><strong>"Pilot"</strong></p><div><div class="ConsumerMarketgUnThemedWrapper-iUTMTf jssHut nsumer-marketg-un nsumer-marketg-un--article-mid-ntent" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te"><div class="nsumer-marketg-unslot nsumer-marketg-unslot--article-mid-ntent nsumer-marketg-unslot---ntent"></div><div class="journey-un"></div></div></div><p><strong>The Olive Theory:</strong> Marshall and Lily claimed they were a perfect uple bee of Marshall's hatred of oliv and Lily's love of them, which creat a perfect balance. However, this theory is proved wrong when Marshall reveals he actually lik oliv.</p><div class="AdWrapper-dQtivb fZrssQ ad ad---ntent"><div class="adslot adslot---ntent" data-no-id="8ar9yc"></div></div><p><strong>Su Up:</strong> An exprsn ed by Barney—ually to get Ted to wear a su to whatever ridiculo pick-up event Barney planned.</p><div class="Contaer-bkChBi byNLHx"></div><p><strong>"The Slutty Pumpk"</strong></p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-1 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>The Slutty Pumpk:</strong> Technilly, this is a person <em>and</em> a stume. It's scribed as beg a regular pumpk stume wh...strategilly placed cut-outs. Later the seri, the Slutty Pumpk is played Katie Holm.</p><p><strong>"Matchmaker"</strong></p><p><strong>Cockamoe:</strong> A ckroach-moe hybrid first found the apartment by Lily and Marshall. It was once believed to be a myth by the rt of the gang, but later Rob and Ted nfirm s existence (and srs).</p><p>"The Duel" </p><p><strong>Lemon Law:</strong> Arguably one of Barney's most ventive ias, the Lemon Law allows a person to ll off a bad date wh the first five mut.</p><p><strong>"Belly Full Turkey"</strong></p><p><strong>Thanksti:</strong> A Thanksgivg-themed cktail created by Barney. It's ma wh one part vodka, two parts cranberry juice, and one chicken bouillon cube.</p><p><strong>Kwanzapolan:</strong> Barney also created this Kwanza-themed cktail. We don't want to ask what's this.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-2 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>Baskiceball:</strong> A game vented by Marshall and his fay that's a mashup of basketball and ice hockey. As for the l, there <em>are</em> no l. Acrdg to Marshall, the game was vented so that he and his brothers uld jt "wail on each other."</p></div></div></div><div class="GridItem-buujkM fVLMby grid--em grid-layoutasi"><div class="StickyBoxWrapper-jfYB kNleGZ sticky-box"><div class="StickyBoxPrimary-dzWDWL cdhYoN sticky-boxprimary"><div class="Contaer-bkChBi byNLHx"></div><div class="AdWrapper-dQtivb fZrssQ ad ad--rail"><div class="adslot adslot--rail" data-no-id="uv9lqf"></div></div><div class="ConsumerMarketgUnThemedWrapper-iUTMTf jssHut nsumer-marketg-un nsumer-marketg-un--display-rail" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te"><div class="nsumer-marketg-unslot nsumer-marketg-unslot--display-rail"></div><div class="journey-un"></div></div></div><div class="StickyBoxPlaceholr-grPmrg dxAvXx"></div></div></div></div><div class="RowWrapper-UmqTg HEhan full-bleed-ad row-mid-ntent-ad"><div class="StickyMidContentAdWrapper-fSBzwl drzyIa ad-stickymidntent"><div class="AdWrapper-dQtivb fZrssQ ad ad--mid-ntent should-hold-space"><div class="adslot adslot--mid-ntent" data-no-id="n4j8g4"></div></div></div></div><div class="GridWrapper-cAzTTK kHBDeH grid grid-margs grid-ems-2 ArticlePageChunksGrid-hfxa bjczjj grid-layout--adrail narrow wi-adrail"><div class="GridItem-buujkM stRKV grid--em grid-layoutntent"><div class="BodyWrapper-kufPGa dxlOSM body bodyntaer articlebody" data-journey-hook="client-ntent" data-ttid="BodyWrapper"><div class="bodyner-ntaer"><p><strong>"Game Night"</strong></p><p><strong>Marshgammon:</strong> A game vented by Marshall that he scrib as havg "all the bt featur of all the bt gam: Candy Land, I Never, Pictnary." It shar half of a name wh Backgammon, but acrdg to Marshall, that game is trash. No one unrstands how to play.</p><p>"Nothg Good Happens After 2 A.M." </p><p><strong>Nothg Good Happens After 2 A.M.:</strong> Created by Ted's mother, this self-explanatory le is later given an exceptn when Ted's son is born after 2 A.M.</p><p><strong>"Mary The Paralegal"</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyered:</strong> A term ed by Marshall whenever he facts to disprove another person's argument or theory.</p><p><strong>"Come On"</strong></p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-3 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>Pse Functn:</strong> Marshall and Lily's brilliant ia that durg an argument, upl are allowed to pse to do somethg else. Throughout the seri, Marshall and Lily have ed for many reasons—but mostly for sex.</p><p><strong>"Aldr Jtice"</strong></p><p><strong>Aldr Jtice:</strong> Based on her experience wh disciplg Krgarteners, whenever someone misbehav or is , Lily tak away one of his or her "toys." For example, when Ted's old boss Hammond Dthers (Bryan Cranston) treats his employe poorly, she steals his baseball signed three tim by Pete Rose.</p><p><strong>"Swarley"</strong></p><p><strong>Crazy Ey:</strong> The ia that crazy women n be intified by the crazs their ey.</p><p><strong>Jerk Nails:</strong> As a unterpot to Crazy Ey, this is the ia that men who have well-manicured nails are herently jerks.</p><p><strong>"Slap Bet"</strong></p><p><strong>Slap Bet:</strong> A bet placed where the wner gets to slap the loser as hard as they possibly n. Barney and Marshall make a slap bet 2006 that hnts Barney for seven years.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-4 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"First Time New York"</strong></p><p><strong>Freeway Theory:</strong> Acrdg to Barney, relatnships are like eeways bee both have exs that you n take to get out of them. The exs for relatnships are: six hours (a.k.a. the one-night stand), four days, three weeks, seven months, 18 months, 18 years, and ath.</p><p>"Monday-Night Football" </p><p><strong>Sus/Funerals Theory:</strong> Barney's theory is that sus are full of joy, so he don't wear them to funerals. And bee sus are for the livg, he eventually wants to leave this world the same way he me to : naked.</p><p><strong>Sensory Deprivator 5000:</strong> Let's let Ted expla this ventn: "I placed duct tape on a pair of sunglass so I n only see out of two ty hol. Next, I nstcted blrs out of an old cereal box. To top all off: high-tech, noise-rcg headphon I bought when Marshall and Lily first got back together and were dog a lot."</p><p><strong>"Third Wheel"</strong></p><p><strong>The Belt:</strong> A wrtler's champn belt that will be won by eher Barney or Ted pendg on whomever has a menage-a-tois first.</p><p><strong>"How I Met Everyone Else"</strong></p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-5 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>Crazy/Hot Sle:</strong> A graph created by Barney that measur a woman's crazs-to-hotns rat. Acrdg to Barney, a girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally as hot.</p><p><strong>Eatg a Sandwich:</strong> A phemism created by Ted that means "smokg a jot." 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Well, that's appealg.</p><p><strong>Five Words:</strong> Acrdg to Ted, the are the five words every person says at one pot or another that they will eventually e to regret. The five words are different for each person, but some of the more mon on are "We should buy a bar," "We should start a band," and "I n walk that far."</p><p><strong>"No Tomorrow"</strong></p><p><strong>Apartment Roller Luge:</strong> Invented by Rob Marshall and Lily's slanted apartment Dowisetrepla. The game volv skateboardg through the apartment and wearg a kchen straer as a helmet.</p><p><strong>How to Tell a Women's Age:</strong> Acrdg to Barney, all you have to do is check her elbows. See also: How to Check if a Woman Has Kids: Check her wrists. Good thg Barney is not a scientist.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-6 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"The Platum Rule"</strong></p><p><strong>The Platum Rule:</strong> The exact fn of this le is: "Never ever ever ever 'love' thy neighbor." In other words, don't hook up wh a worker or someone you see every day.</p><p><strong>"Ten Ssns"</strong></p><p><strong>8-Send Rule:</strong> The ia that a woman n ci whether or not she'll sleep wh a man wh eight sends of meetg him.</p><p><strong>"Cha of Screamg"</strong></p><p><strong>Cha of Screamg:</strong> Also known as the Circle of Screamg or the Pyramid of Screamg, this ever-changg theory stat that when you get screamed at by someone wh more thory than you, you scream at someone lower on the cha of mand than yourself as a way to al wh the strs.</p><p>"Sandstl the Sand" </p><p><strong>Revertigo:</strong> Coed by Marshall, this phenomenon occurs when someone om your past mak you revert to the person you were when you knew them.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-7 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"The Goat"</strong></p><p><strong>The Bro Co:</strong> A strict set of l that bros mt always follow. This "inic" piece of lerature was supposedly wrten by Barnab Stson 1776 due to a totally accurate (accurate) fight between Gee Washgton and Benjam Frankl over a woman they both wanted to sce.</p><p><strong>"Rebound Bro"</strong></p><p><strong>Rebound Bro:</strong> The same basic ncept as a rebound relatnship. When two bros break up, they will look for any rebound bro to help hook up wh a girl.</p><p><strong>"Miracl"</strong></p><p><strong>Date-Time Contuum:</strong> Another Barney le. A guy is never to make future plans wh a girl that are further time than the time you've spent gog out so far.</p><p><strong>"Bt Burger New York"</strong></p><p><strong>Unrpants Radi:</strong> Acrdg to Lily, this is the distance a man is willg to travel om his bed whout his pants. This radi grows as a man's nfince himself cl.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-8 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p>"Not a Father's Day" </p><p><strong>Cheerlear Effect a.k.a. Brismaid Paradox, Sorory Girl Syndrome, or, for a brief wdow the mid-'90s, the Spice Girls Conspiracy:</strong> The theory that women and men always look better groups, but once you separate them, the flaws are revealed.</p><p><strong>"Woooo!"</strong></p><p><strong>Woooo Girls:</strong> The group of girls at the bars who put their hands up and scream "wooo" any time somethg mcule happens. 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It's to be ed as a last-dch effort if you know there won't be a send date. It volv fdg some exce to get to your date's apartment, gettg naked while he or she leav the room or looks away, and wag for a rponse. This play rults sex two out of three tim.</p><p>"Benefs" </p><p><strong>Barney's World Peace Theory:</strong> Barney believ that "every sgle ternatnal nflict sentially boils down to sexual tensn."</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-9 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"Three Days of Snow"</strong></p><p><strong>Party-School Bgo:</strong> Barney tak the top 25 party schools Ameri, as termed by <em>Playboy</em>, and mak a bgo rd. The goal is to sleep wh girls om five of the schools a row.</p><p><strong>"The Front Porch"</strong></p><p><strong>The Front Porch Tt:</strong> Created by Lily, this tt provis people a look to their future wh their current relatnship. If you n see yourself beg happy enough wh another person that you uld s on the ont porch and play bridge wh them all day by the time you bee old and gray, that person is right for you. Lily ed this tt to make sure Ted's girliends would be a good f for her and Marshall as well as Ted, and she helped break up Ted's relatnships that failed the tt.</p><p>"Murtgh" </p><p><strong>The Murtgh List:</strong> A list created by Ted of all the thgs he thks he is too old to do now. The list is named after the legendary Roger Murtgh, om the <em>Lethal Weapon</em> seri, whose signature phrase is "I'm too old for this sh-t." Ted's list clus laser tag, sleepg on someone's futon, pullg an all-nighter, and eatg a whole pizza one stg.</p><p><strong>"Defns"</strong></p><p><strong>Girliend/Greml Theory:</strong> Barney explas that the l for keepg a girl om beg your girliend are the same l for Gremls: 1. Never get them wet. (Never let them shower at your place.) 2. Keep them away om sunlight (Don't ever see them durg the day.) 3. Never feed them after midnight. (She don't sleep over, and you don't have breakfast or bnch.)</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-10 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>Tuxedo Night:</strong> A night which men wear tuxedos and have discsns while drkg classy cktails. Marshall has never been ved to Tuxedo Night.</p><p><strong>Tie/Predator Theory:</strong> The l of pickg a tie are apparently siar to the l om <em>The Predator</em>. I have no ia what this means.</p><p><strong>"The Sexls Innkeeper"</strong></p><p><strong>The Sexls Innkeeper:</strong> When you e someone who liv near your prent lotn for a place to crash by pretendg you are terted sleepg wh them—but then fall asleep as soon as you get to their home.</p><p><strong>"Bagpip"</strong></p><p><strong>New Relatnship Smugns:</strong> An emotn that every uple fac wh the first six months of their relatnship. The uple is their honeymoon phase, so they thk everythg is perfect and every other uple sucks.</p><p><strong>"The Playbook"</strong></p><p><strong>The Playbook:</strong> To quote Barney, "The Playbook ntas every sm, n, htle, hoodwk, gamb, flimflam, stratagem, and bamboozle I have ever ed to pick up chicks and give them the bs." 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adslot--mid-ntent" data-no-id="ss89"></div></div></div></div><div class="GridWrapper-cAzTTK kHBDeH grid grid-margs grid-ems-2 ArticlePageChunksGrid-hfxa bjczjj grid-layout--adrail narrow wi-adrail"><div class="GridItem-buujkM stRKV grid--em grid-layoutntent"><div class="BodyWrapper-kufPGa dxlOSM body bodyntaer articlebody" data-journey-hook="client-ntent" data-ttid="BodyWrapper"><div class="bodyner-ntaer"><p><strong>"Slapsgivg 2: Revenge of the Slap"</strong></p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-11 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"You're Dead to Me" Look:</strong> A look Lily and Marshall both have that they give to people right before they explo a whe-hot rage.</p><p><strong>"Jenks"</strong></p><p><strong>Reacher/Settler:</strong> Every relatnship has someone who reach for a person out of their league and someone who settl.</p><p><strong>"The Perfect Week"</strong></p><p><strong>The Perfect Week:</strong> This refers to Barney hookg up wh one girl every night a week whout any rejectns.</p><p><strong>"Hooked"</strong></p><p><strong>On the Hook:</strong> When someone strgs you along and do not m but keeps you around jt se their first choice don't pan out. Very unol.</p><p><strong>Ba:</strong> A te gentleman, acrdg to Barney, lur a woman to his home on the pretense of showg her an em that has temporary tert the hop of scg her.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-12 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"Say Chee"</strong></p><p><strong>Lilial Pursu and Gildg The Lily:</strong> Two gam created by Marshall about Lily to play on her birthday.</p><p><strong>Name That Bch:</strong> Another game, vented by Lily, where Ted is asked to name the dat he has brought different social events based on the group photos the women have crashed.</p><p><strong>"Home Wreckers"</strong></p><p><strong>Dnk or Kid:</strong> A game where someone tells amg stori that ually volve stupid cisns, and the other players mt gus if that person was dnk or a kid when the stori occurred.</p><p><strong>"Robots vs. Wrtlers"</strong></p><p><strong>Robots vs. Wrtlers:</strong> A sportg event that ps robots agast wrtlers. Sounds awome!</p><p><strong>Douche-polypse:</strong> Invented by Barney, was ed when the gang walked to a room filled wh people jt like Ted. Image a room full of Teds. Frighteng!</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-13 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"The Weddg Bri"</strong></p><p><strong><em>The Weddg Bri</em>:</strong> The fake smash-h movie wrten by Stella's hband, Tony Grafanello, which spawned two succsful sequels. It "starred" Mal Ackerman, Jason Lewis, and Chris Kattan and was based on Ted, Stella, and Tony's love triangle—wh Ted as the villa.</p><p><strong>"Archecture of Dtctn"</strong></p><p><strong>New Is Always Better:</strong> Barney's "one le" (which is clearly not te).</p><p><strong>"Blzgivg"</strong></p><p><strong>The Curse of the Blz:</strong> Created at Wleyan the '60s, this curse is passed om one person to another when someone miss a legendary event. The curse is named after stunt Matt Blz, who transferred out of Wleyan before beme -ed. The person who is cursed ually utters the phrase "Aww man!"</p><p><strong>The Bueller:</strong> A person who gets to be right the middle of the actn. Origated om <em>Ferris Bueller's Day Off.</em><strong>The Gentleman:</strong> A game where you throw a top hat onto another person's head. If lands perfectly, you yell "The Gentleman!" and bow.</p><p><strong>Turturkeykey:</strong> A turkey stuffed si a bigger turkey. Created by Ted, looks lic but tast "wrong."</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-14 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"The Mermaid Theory"</strong></p><p><strong>The Mermaid Theory:</strong> The theory that a guy will eventually want to sleep wh any women he knows after an extend perd of time, no matter how much he ially was disgted by her.</p><p><strong>Sgle Guy/Married Girl Hangout Rul:</strong> Lily says that when a sgle guy and a married woman hang out, there are certa l to follow: 1. Don't go anywhere that has ndl. 2. No sharg food— fact, anythg volvg saliva is off lims. 3. 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le-recirc-observer-target-15 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"Explodg Meatball Sub"</strong></p><p><strong>Graduatn Goggl:</strong> As explaed by Rob, 's the feelg a person gets right before they are about to leave somethg or someone, even if they hated . Also known as beer goggl or brismaid goggl.</p><p><strong>"The Field Trip"</strong></p><p><strong>The Ewok Le:</strong> A graph created by Barney, the Ewok Le monstrat that the age of a person dictat their level of love for Ewoks. Those born before the Ewok Le hate Ewoks, and those born after love them.</p><p><strong>"The Slutty Pumpk Returns"</strong></p><p><strong>Pregnancy Bra:</strong> A phenomenon that happens to Lily where a pregnant woman be stterbraed, possibly bee of the hormon.</p><p><strong>"46 Mut"</strong></p><p><strong>Early Relatnship Chicken:</strong> An early phase a relatnship where you don't want to say no to anythg bee you don't want to seem borg or close-md.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-16 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"The Broath"</strong></p><p><strong>The Broath:</strong> An oath ma between two bros, which, acrdg to Barney, is the hight oath of all.</p><p><strong>"Trilogy Time"</strong></p><p><strong>Back Boobs:</strong> Yup, 's exactly what sounds like.</p><p><strong>"Pre-Nup"</strong></p><p><strong>Pre-Shtup:</strong> A ntract Barney mak his one-night stands sign before, um, gettg down bs so that they n't bee clgy. Patent pendg.</p><p><strong>"Nanni"</strong></p><p><strong>Bangtoberft:</strong> A ftival Barney creat to pick up women.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-17 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"Who Wants to Be a Godparent"</strong></p><p><strong>Broller:</strong> A stroller created by Barney that clus a "boob m" to check out women while they bend down to look at his "child." Note to parents: You really shouldn't buy/make one of the.</p><p><strong>"Stamp Tramp"</strong></p><p><strong>Stamp Tramp:</strong> A name given to Marshall bee he giv his stamp of approval to everythg.</p><p><strong>Piggyback Stamper:</strong> A name given to Ted bee he giv his stamp of approval to somethg after someone else has already given their stamp to .</p><p><strong>"Lobster Crawl"</strong></p><p><strong>Brobibs:</strong> Barney's billn-dollar ia of bibs that look exactly like the outf you're currently wearg.</p><p><strong>Lobster Suatn:</strong> The classic suatn of wantg what you n't have. This particular name om the time Rob found out she was allergic to lobster. She beme obssed wh eatg until blew up her face and, acrdg to Lily, "blew up her face."</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-18 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"The Over-Correctn"</strong></p><p><strong>The Over-Correctn:</strong> When someone dat the oppose personaly of the person wh whom they jt end a relatnship.</p><p><strong>"The Fals Page Part 1"</strong></p><p><strong>P Guy:</strong> Someone whom a person has been obssed wh for so long that they'd throw them to a p their basement jt like Buffalo Bill <em>The Silence of the Lambs</em>.</p><p>"Rg Up" </p><p><strong>Proxy Bang:</strong> When a bro sleeps wh a woman as a favor to another bro.</p><p><strong>Engagement Rg Effect:</strong> The theory that after you wear an engagement rg, you bee visible to other men.</p></div></div></div><div class="GridItem-buujkM fVLMby grid--em grid-layoutasi"><div class="StickyBoxWrapper-jfYB jxBcTH sticky-box"><div 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But if one person is <em>not</em> to the other, off as "serial-killer crazy" a la Jefey Dahmer.</p><p><strong>"The Fortrs"</strong></p><p>In orr to sce women and get rid of clgy on, Barney vented all kds of ridiculo, creepy ventns his apartment:</p><p><strong>Heavy-Set Go:</strong> A weight sle that is hidn unr the wele mat to make sure the woman about to get sced is not overweight.</p><p><strong>Room w/a Screw:</strong> A ctomized view om the balny that clus Paris, Niagra Falls, and an explosn.</p><p><strong>Jor-El Cam:</strong> A mera the closet that rerds and projects an amplified image and echoed voice of the person beg rerd.</p><p><strong>The Ho-Be-Gone Sleep System:</strong> Barney's bed is built on tracks and n be replaced by a new bed om unrground.</p><p><strong>Espe From Bch Mounta:</strong> A chute the kchen that leads to the alley behd the apartment that Barney n e to pe.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-20 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>Voice-Activated Smoke Detectors:</strong> Smoke tectors that activate sprklers any time certa phras are uttered by women Barney's apartment. Phras clu: "I'm a week late," "I'm too tired," "I want a eper mment," and "We have a child together." </p><p><strong>"The Time Travelers"</strong></p><p><strong>The Mnota Tidal Wave:</strong> Also known as "the Rob Scherbatsky," is a drk that ntas peach schnapps, nut m, vanilla vodka, strawberry creme liqur, sugar, cranberry juice, and Marascho cherri.</p><p><strong>"Romeward Bound"</strong></p><p><strong>WBD's:</strong> Stands for Weapons of Bra Dtctn. Clearly, this needs no further explanatn</p><p><strong>The Stk:</strong> The stk a guy giv off when he is sperate for actn.</p><p><strong>"The Locket"</strong></p><p><strong>Sumbch:</strong> Cooki vented by the Mother that nta peanut butter, cholate, and ramel.</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-21 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"The Lighthoe"</strong></p><p><strong>Lamborcuzzi:</strong> Barney's ia of addg a jacuzzi to a Lambhi.</p><p><strong>"Platonish"</strong></p><p><strong>Platonish:</strong> The ia that if 20 mut you uld ci to live happily ever after wh one of your iends, you are not platonic—jt platonish.</p><p><strong>"No Qutns Asked"</strong></p><p><strong>No Qutns Asked:</strong> The ia that a person n ask their iends and loved on to do them a favor whout any qutns about .</p><p><strong>"Bedtime Stori"</strong></p><p><strong>The Internatnal Date Le:</strong> In Barney's words, "The ternatnal date le is the le between happs and sorrow. On this si, you'll be home tonight. On that si, home tomorrow."</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-22 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"The Rehearsal Dner"</strong></p><p>Barney's different ventns that have sadly never e to pass:</p><p>Laser-Tag Rehearsal Dner</p><p>Gluten-Free Edible Panti</p><p>Hot Dog on a Stick on a Bun</p><p>Inflatable Sex-Toy Life Raft</p><p>The Breast Augmentatn Channel</p><p>Sgle Malt Stch Tape</p><div data-attr-viewport-monor="le-recirc" class="le-recirc-wrapper le-recirc-observer-target-23 viewport-monor-anchor"></div><p><strong>"Rally"</strong></p><p><strong>The Stson Haner Fixer Elixir:</strong> It n cure any haner and clus banana, Funyuns, Tantm, gger, grease, and a fake secret gredient that you never reveal to your iends.</p><p><strong>What else will you miss about <em>How I Met Your Mother</em>?</strong></p><p><em>This post has been updated.</em></p><div id="stylics-marker"></div></div></div></div><div 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Barney's gay, black brother to town to serve as a wgman and the gang disvers a secret he is keepg om Barney. It's wter New York and Marshall, Lily, Ted and Rob are "uple's hibernatn" leavg Barney out the ld. Fally, Barney announc that he has asked his...

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Sgle Stama: Directed by Pamela Fryman. Wh Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulrs, Neil Patrick Harris. Barney's gay black brother is town, but he don't want to tell Barney that he's gettg married bee he'll be losg his only sgle sikick." data-id="ma * how i met your mother lame is a gay bar *

Lame is a gay bar.

I thought Lame was a gay bar. Lame is a gay Guys, shut No, Shut Up shut down.

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[The gang is at MacLaren's Bar wh Jerry tryg to figure out which club to go to]Barney: Let's see, what club should we h first? There's Club Was, there's Wrong…Marshall: Um, those plac shut down a long time Oh no.Marshall: Oh No shut down There's Where's Where?Lily: Where's where Was was, isn't ?Barney: No, Was wasn't where Where was. Was was where Wrong was, right?Jerry: Okay…Ted: Not Okay. That place is Okay is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar. Or is that Wrong?Marshall: That's wrong. That's Not Guys, Oh, I like Foc, let's go Where?Rob: Not Where, I thought Foc was No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, reopened as Closed.Marshall: So Closed is No, Closed is I don't know. Third base, right?!Rob: Ew, Third Base is all at I'll go any place, okay?Ted: Not Okay. Okay is Okay is not Lame. Lame is a gay Guys, shut No, Shut Up shut down. I n't believe I don't know the clubs anymore.Marshall: Guys, jt pick a club, okay?Ted: Not Okay!All: Okay is Lame! Gay bar!Marshall: For the rerd, um, I was there once by accint. I'm pretty sure 's pronounced Lamé It's Hopels, isn't ?[cut to the group at a club lled Hopels] .

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