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This year's X-Factor wner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the mic dtry by announcg his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he lik dog prs-ups wh ladi, as opposed to pumpg iron. Essex lad and former pater and rator…

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MATT CARDLE NOT GAY! SHOCK CHRISTMAS ANNOUNCEMENT!

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