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* trashy gay men *
As his name suggts, Otterj draws his greatt spiratn om the slenr, hairy, beard, and often tattooed gay male subculture known as otters -- but not exclively.
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But guys? You won't tch hunkerg down unr the bedsheets wh soft-re sensatn of the year <em>Fifty Shas of Grey.</em> We require, you know, pictur. Right? Tom Bissell, a nnoissr of the ft lerary smut sce before the age of nsent, is here to tell you otherwise</div><div class="ContentHearByle-kmPyCa emiglw"><div class="ContentHearByleContent-dpPmNn DRFq"><div data-ttid="BylWrapper" class="BylWrapper-KIudk irTIfE byl ContentHearByl-cZqgyJ bHLeKI"><p class="ByleWrapper-jWHrLH gtxxjM byle byl__byle" data-ttid="ByleWrapper" emProp="thor" emType="><span emProp="name" class="ByleNamWrapper-jbHncj fuDQVo"><span data-ttid="ByleName" class="ByleName-kwmrLn cYaBaU byle__name"><span class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BylePreamble-iJolpQ iUEiRd dlWgVJ gnILss byle__preamble">By </span><a class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BaseLk-eNWuiM ByleLk-gEnFiw iUEiRd fhQbnq dzFUnH eErqIx byle__name-lk button" href="/ntributor/tom-bissell">Tom Bissell</a></span></span></p></div><time data-ttid="ContentHearPublishDate" dateTime="2012-12-11T02:00:00-05:00" class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ ContentHearPublishDate-eIBicG iUEiRd ivrQAn cZpOSL">December 11, 2012</time></div></div><div class="SocialInsWrapper-hKMEXV ffgPVr social-ins social-ins--standard ContentHearAccredatnSocialIns-jorO fPzfaa ntent-hear__social-share"><ul data-ttid="socialInslist" class="SocialInsList-cHVTIA ivmblD social-ins__list"></ul></div></div></div></div><asi class="PersistentAsiWrapper-VGrR oEIBz persistent-asi persistent-asi--align-left" style="posn:absolute;top:to;height:to" data-ttid="PersistentAsiWrapper"><div class="StickyBoxWrapper-jfYB jNgrSF sticky-box ContentHearPersistentAsi-fsnAmQ dFzKzm"><div class="StickyBoxPrimary-dzWDWL cdhYoN sticky-box__primary"><div class="SocialInsWrapper-hKMEXV ffgPVr social-ins social-ins--has-background ContentHearSocialIns-jzJiyg ctaZl social-ins--share"><ul data-ttid="socialInslist" class="SocialInsList-cHVTIA ivmblD social-ins__list"></ul></div></div><div class="StickyBoxPlaceholr-grPmrg dxAvXx"></div></div></asi></hear></div><div data-attribute-verso-pattern="gallery-body" class="GalleryPageContentChunks-kNcWor kYaxtO"><div data-page-value="1"><div class="RowWrapper-UmqTg HEhan GalleryPageChunkRow-eNGlGj jaMwlG"><div class="GridWrapper-cAzTTK cVbjEv grid grid-margs grid-ems-2 grid-layout--adrail narrow"><div class="GridItem-buujkM stRKV grid--em grid-layout__ntent"><div class="sticky-box__gallery-anchor-top"><div></div><ul class="GalleryPageSlis-hIivta hlAVzT"><li class="gallery__slis__sli" id="5582c362e52bc4b477a9c7ef"><div><div class="GallerySliWrapper-yxPsh drqgcC" data-event-boundary="click" data--view="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" data-event-click="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" orientatn="landspe" data-ttid="GallerySliWrapper"><figure class="GallerySliFigure-jhDfjI bGQGmP"><div orientatn="landspe" class="GallerySliAssetWrapper-jGbftJ jqUBFt"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaer-hwdsAZ gNfA-dy"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaerInner-BTnef fyLCFI"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW jvZaPI rponsive-asset GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset rponsive-image"><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 800w" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet=" 320w, 640w, 960w, 1280w, 1600w, 1920w, 2240w, 2580w" siz="100vw"/><img alt="Image may nta Furnure Chair Clothg Apparel Sunglass Accsori Accsory Human and Person" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></picture></span></div></div></div><figptn class="GallerySliFigCaptnWrapper-QgqEb boZTxM GallerySliCaptnWrapper-cVIrXn gmZcZa"><div class="GallerySliFigCaptn-dOeyTg dVcJlV"><div class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOneWrapper-eNQNbj gMxmmG"><span data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne" class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne-vAlI dmCbya">1/7</span></div><div data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer" class="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer-hLUdt gSWuis"><div class="GallerySliCaptnDek-cXnbPe iCVNL"><div><p>E. L. Jam, the Brish thor of the erotic novel <em>Fifty Shas of Grey</em> and s lter of sequels, has sold some 54 ln books worldwi. Her smashg succs has only strengthened the soclogilly murky ia that gettg turned on by <em>words</em> rather than <em>imag</em> is somehow unmanly. Visual pornography certaly has s place, and that place is my puter screen at 10 p.m. on a Friday night whenever my girliend is out of town. However, we as men surrenr some valuable terra if we accept that the productn and nsumptn of sexy books is simply not for . The bt way to sce an telligent woman? It's shockgly simple, really. Read to her.</p><p>There are plenty of genuely hot books wrten by women—Lisa Zeidner's <em>Layover,</em> Josephe Hart's _Damage, _Marguere Duras's <em>The Lover</em>—but _Fifty Shas of Grey _is not one of them. As a work of art, the only way uld be worse is if end wh "Heil Hler." The novel's narrator is Anastasia Steele, a charmls dolt who don't like to dance, wear nice cloth, have sex, or say tertg thgs. Durg one of her early meetgs wh Christian Grey, the Pacific Northwt's richt and most eligible bachelor, she p. Yet Grey is taken wh her. "You're a mystery, Miss Steele," he tells her early the book. Sixty pag later: "I am awe of you." She's not, and he shouldn't be.</p><p>Readg Jam's book on a recent flight om Los Angel to Detro, I turned to Sue, the extremely nice mom-of-four wh whom I shared row 23. She had, of urse, read all the <em>Grey</em> books. "Come <em>on,</em>" I said. "What on earth would Christian Grey ever see Anastasia Steele? It's ridiculo!"</p><p>Sue, I uld tell, was hurt by this qutn. She fumbled around her md's attic for a moment before sayg, "She's the only one who don't want his money."</p><p>"She lov his money! She's nstantly imprsed wh all the helipter ris!"</p><p>Sue stared at me, undnted. "She <em>unrs__tands</em> him."</p><p>Changg tack, I poted out to Sue two passag that particularly bothered me. Passage one: "Still kneelg, he grasps my foot and undo my Converse, pullg off my shoe and sock."</p><p>"That," I said, "is the least erotic sentence the history of language."</p><p>"I thk 's sweet," Sue said.</p><p>Passage two: " ‘Aargh!' I cry as I feel a weird pchg sensatn ep si me as he rips through my virgy."</p><p>"Sue, listen to me. ‘Aargh' do not belong <em>any</em> novel, much ls an erotic one."</p><p>"But the whole novel is <em>about</em> pa and pleasure."</p><p>I cid to nont Sue wh anthropologil directns. "So. Sue. You found this novel sexy. You were turned on by ."</p><p>Sue looked away. "Oh, <em>y.</em>"</p><p>Sue's hband, who I should pot out was listeng to all this, began to nod. "She <em>really</em> did," he said. Had Sue's hband read ? "After my master's gree," he said, "I cid to stop readg books."</p><p>Fair enough. It was then that I realized why women across the Wtern world were firg up their vibrators at the thought of Christian Grey floggg the imbecilic Anastasia Steele. The story was the wand by which E. L. Jam had transformed the realm's every mom-jeaned ump to a precly vlated prcs. You uld argue that we see the male equivalent of this dynamic all the time ss where the pudgy dork habs wh the curly hot young wife. The ccial difference is we don't masturbate to ss. Not ially, anyway.</p><p>There is, of urse, absolutely nothg wrong wh readg an ocsnal trashy book before havg a wank and turng . But if you're lookg to master the fe art of Erotic Cooperative Readg, trashy books aren't gog to do —unls burstg to embarrassed lghter unts as foreplay. Prose don't need to suffer the njuratn of body heat. Here are five novels that prove .</p></div></div><div class="GallerySliCaptnOffers-fsTPbf juuyBy"><div class="GallerySliCaptnCtaBlock-ktoFJX fgjbmf"></div></div></div></div></figptn></figure></div><div class="gallery-sli__cm-ntaer"><div class="ConsumerMarketgUnThemedWrapper-iUTMTf jssHut nsumer-marketg-un nsumer-marketg-un--gallery-sli" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te"><div class="nsumer-marketg-un__slot nsumer-marketg-un__slot--gallery-sli nsumer-marketg-un__slot---ntent"></div><div class="journey-un"></div></div></div></div></li><li class="gallery__slis__sli" id="5582c3631177d66d68d57828"><div><div class="GallerySliWrapper-yxPsh kEcEiV" data-event-boundary="click" data--view="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" data-event-click="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" orientatn="portra" data-ttid="GallerySliWrapper"><figure class="GallerySliFigure-jhDfjI bGQGmP"><div orientatn="portra" class="GallerySliAssetWrapper-jGbftJ eCdWNA"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaer-hwdsAZ gNfA-dy"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaerInner-BTnef fyLCFI"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset rponsive-image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz lagTRE"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 800w" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet=" 320w, 640w, 960w, 1280w, 1600w, 1920w, 2240w, 2580w" siz="100vw"/><img alt="This image may nta Bird Animal Brochure Paper Advertisement Flyer and Poster" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></div></div></picture></span></div></div></div><figptn class="GallerySliFigCaptnWrapper-QgqEb boZTxM GallerySliCaptnWrapper-cVIrXn gmZcZa"><div class="GallerySliFigCaptn-dOeyTg dVcJlV"><div class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOneWrapper-eNQNbj gMxmmG"><span data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne" class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne-vAlI dmCbya">2/7</span></div><div data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer" class="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer-hLUdt gSWuis"><div class="GallerySliCaptnDek-cXnbPe iCVNL"><div><p>No. 1</p><ul><li>John Updike *</li></ul><p><em>Coupl</em> (1968)</p><p>When I was the sixth gra, I got my hands on a hardver py of John Updike's <em>Coupl.</em> A few adults my orb—teachers, parents, iends of parents—took note. For them, "John Updike" wasn't a name so much as a signifier of lerary urbany. So I'd s there before class, Catholic school, readg <em>Coupl,</em> which is filled wh scen volvg "fumbly drippg genals," astonished that my teacher wasn't shg over to pull the book om my hands and doe me wh a fire extguisher. No one, I realized wh a thrill,has any ia what's actually_ _ this thg.</p><p>Soon after I fished _Coupl, _I read another Updike novel, _Rabb Is Rich _(1981):"To stick your tongue jt as far as would go while her psy tickl your nose. No ae that crotch. Heaven." _Hang on. Crotch n have ae? Good to know! _If I ever have children of my own, I'll be plantg the dirtit Updike novels I n fd all my home's high-traffic areas. The bt way to enurage readg, pecially the digal tim, is to remd young people how sexually diabolil good wrg n be.</p></div></div><div class="GallerySliCaptnOffers-fsTPbf juuyBy"><div class="GallerySliCaptnCtaBlock-ktoFJX fgjbmf"></div></div></div></div></figptn></figure></div><div class="AdWrapper-dQtivb fZrssQ ad ad---ntent"><div class="ad__slot ad__slot---ntent" data-no-id="08okq9"></div></div></div></li><li class="gallery__slis__sli hi-ad"><div class="AdWrapper-dQtivb fZrssQ gallery-sli ad ad--sponsor-product"><div class="ad__slot ad__slot--sponsor-product" data-no-id="f1uafd"></div></div></li><li class="gallery__slis__sli" id="5582c3631177d66d68d5782b"><div><div class="GallerySliWrapper-yxPsh kEcEiV" data-event-boundary="click" data--view="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" data-event-click="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" orientatn="portra" data-ttid="GallerySliWrapper"><figure class="GallerySliFigure-jhDfjI bGQGmP"><div orientatn="portra" class="GallerySliAssetWrapper-jGbftJ eCdWNA"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaer-hwdsAZ gNfA-dy"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaerInner-BTnef fyLCFI"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset rponsive-image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz lagTRE"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 800w" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet=" 320w, 640w, 960w, 1280w, 1600w, 1920w, 2240w, 2580w" siz="100vw"/><img alt="This image may nta Brochure Advertisement Paper Flyer and Poster" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></div></div></picture></span></div></div></div><figptn class="GallerySliFigCaptnWrapper-QgqEb boZTxM GallerySliCaptnWrapper-cVIrXn gmZcZa"><div class="GallerySliFigCaptn-dOeyTg dVcJlV"><div class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOneWrapper-eNQNbj gMxmmG"><span data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne" class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne-vAlI dmCbya">3/7</span></div><div data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer" class="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer-hLUdt gSWuis"><div class="GallerySliCaptnDek-cXnbPe iCVNL"><div><p>No. 2</p><p>*Nicholson Baker *</p><p><em>The Fermata</em> (1994)</p><p>Nicholson Baker's <em>The Fermata</em> is probably the most good-natured sexy novel of our time, spe s havg one of the most potentially sister and disturbg setups imagable. Its narrator, Arno Stre, has been blsed wh the abily to eeze time, producg what he lls "the Fold," through which he alone is ee to move and loer. (A <em>fermata</em> is, technilly speakg, a pse a piece of mic.) In another wrer's hands, this pla-stillg nce might make for some nifty hunk of <em>Inceptn</em>-like sci-fi, but Baker to explore the ner terra of imagatn, male sire, and lonels, for what Arno lik to do while the Fold is take women's cloth off, touch them a ltle, and masturbate.</p><p>It helps that Baker is among our greatt livg prose stylists, able to scribe a time-ozen woman's breast as a "hot heavy ostrich egg" and the female an as "discrete, sgular, clearly bound, foced, ntrast to the bounteo plied gyno-nfn of the vadge." Baker is particularly good on ejaculatn, g up wh so many ways to scribe the grand event ("I released one-lers of sperm up her forearm"; "I would send forth four gray strip of fatherhood") that he might well be the Pisso of e. The bt passage the book scrib the difference between male and female ure discharge, the latter fallg om between a woman's legs "nfedly, a stegosrian fan." There is more lovg, observant tail this passage than E. L. Jam has managed 1,600 pag.</p></div></div><div class="GallerySliCaptnOffers-fsTPbf juuyBy"><div class="GallerySliCaptnCtaBlock-ktoFJX fgjbmf"></div></div></div></div></figptn></figure></div></div></li><li class="gallery__slis__sli" id="5582c364e52bc4b477a9c7f3"><div><div class="GallerySliWrapper-yxPsh kEcEiV" data-event-boundary="click" data--view="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" data-event-click="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" orientatn="portra" data-ttid="GallerySliWrapper"><figure class="GallerySliFigure-jhDfjI bGQGmP"><div orientatn="portra" class="GallerySliAssetWrapper-jGbftJ eCdWNA"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaer-hwdsAZ gNfA-dy"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaerInner-BTnef fyLCFI"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset rponsive-image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz lagTRE"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 800w" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet=" 320w, 640w, 960w, 1280w, 1600w, 1920w, 2240w, 2580w" siz="100vw"/><img alt="Image may nta Book and Novel" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></div></div></picture></span></div></div></div><figptn class="GallerySliFigCaptnWrapper-QgqEb boZTxM GallerySliCaptnWrapper-cVIrXn gmZcZa"><div class="GallerySliFigCaptn-dOeyTg dVcJlV"><div class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOneWrapper-eNQNbj gMxmmG"><span data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne" class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne-vAlI dmCbya">4/7</span></div><div data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer" class="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer-hLUdt gSWuis"><div class="GallerySliCaptnDek-cXnbPe iCVNL"><div><p>No. 3</p><ul><li>Alan Hollghurst *</li></ul><p><em>The Swimmg-Pool Library</em> (1988)</p><p>Alan Hollghurst's <em>The Swimmg-Pool Library</em> was once scribed by none other than Nicholson Baker as ntag an "ially kd of disgtg level of homosexual sex"; yet Baker also ranked high among the ft first novels he'd ever read. As a non-gay man, I don't fd the level of homosexual sex ntaed the book disgtg. If anythg, I fd nceptually overwhelmg. <em>The Swimmg-Pool Library</em> is like a gelateria of erotic variabily: terracial, tergeneratnal, rough, soft, quicki, hardi, sri, <em>get-the-fuck-off-me's</em>—<em>The Swimmg-Pool Library</em> go everywhere, sexually speakg, provid no women dwell there.</p><p>Hollghurst's story is primarily ncerned wh two men: William, who is pretty and young and brilliant, and Charl, who is old and rich and sperate. William and Charl need each other emotnally and tellectually but not sexually. They meet while seekg out anonymo sex at a public rtroom London, durg which Charl has heart trouble and William sav him. Hollghurst is a tenr and lyrilly fsy wrer, which means his sex scen n be astonishgly sad and mournful. When one of William's lovers gets undrsed, Hollghurst tak the time to notice "the red blotch of an sect be the tenr, creased sk at his waistband."</p><p>It's been said that reprsg homosexuals created Prot, whereas liberatg them created <em>Cabaret</em>. Maybe so, but also created _The Swimmg-Pool Library, _an immensely sexy gay novel every straight man ow to himself to read.</p></div></div><div class="GallerySliCaptnOffers-fsTPbf juuyBy"><div class="GallerySliCaptnCtaBlock-ktoFJX fgjbmf"></div></div></div></div></figptn></figure></div><div><div class="Contaer-bkChBi grvbUW"></div></div></div></li></ul></div></div><div class="GridItem-buujkM jxgqqn grid--em grid-layout__asi"><asi class="PersistentAsiWrapper-VGrR daRVRt persistent-asi" style="posn:absolute;top:to;height:to" data-ttid="PersistentAsiWrapper"><div class="StickyBoxWrapper-jfYB jxBcTH sticky-box"><div class="StickyBoxPrimary-dzWDWL cdhYoN sticky-box__primary"><div class="StickyBoxWrapper-jfYB jxBcTH sticky-box"><div class="StickyBoxPrimary-dzWDWL cdhYoN sticky-box__primary"><div class="Contaer-bkChBi grvbUW"></div><div class="AdWrapper-dQtivb fZrssQ ad ad--rail"><div class="ad__slot ad__slot--rail" data-no-id="e1prq"></div></div><div class="ConsumerMarketgUnThemedWrapper-iUTMTf jssHut nsumer-marketg-un nsumer-marketg-un--display-rail" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te"><div class="nsumer-marketg-un__slot nsumer-marketg-un__slot--display-rail"></div><div class="journey-un"></div></div></div><div class="StickyBoxPlaceholr-grPmrg dxAvXx"></div></div></div><div class="StickyBoxPlaceholr-grPmrg dxAvXx"></div></div></asi></div></div><div class="StickyMidContentAdWrapper-fSBzwl drzyIa ad-stickymidntent"><div class="AdWrapper-dQtivb fZrssQ ad ad--mid-ntent should-hold-space"><div class="ad__slot ad__slot--mid-ntent" data-no-id="03smu"></div></div></div></div></div><div data-page-value="_end"><div class="RowWrapper-UmqTg HEhan GalleryPageChunkRow-eNGlGj jaMwlG"><div class="GridWrapper-cAzTTK cVbjEv grid grid-margs grid-ems-2 grid-layout--adrail narrow"><div class="GridItem-buujkM stRKV grid--em grid-layout__ntent"><div class=""><ul class="GalleryPageSlis-hIivta hlAVzT"><li class="gallery__slis__sli" id="5582c364e52bc4b477a9c7f6"><div><div class="GallerySliWrapper-yxPsh kEcEiV" data-event-boundary="click" data--view="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" data-event-click="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" orientatn="portra" data-ttid="GallerySliWrapper"><figure class="GallerySliFigure-jhDfjI bGQGmP"><div orientatn="portra" class="GallerySliAssetWrapper-jGbftJ eCdWNA"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaer-hwdsAZ gNfA-dy"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaerInner-BTnef fyLCFI"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset rponsive-image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz lagTRE"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 800w" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet=" 320w, 640w, 960w, 1280w, 1600w, 1920w, 2240w, 2580w" siz="100vw"/><img alt="Image may nta Flyer Paper Advertisement Brochure and Poster" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></div></div></picture></span></div></div></div><figptn class="GallerySliFigCaptnWrapper-QgqEb boZTxM GallerySliCaptnWrapper-cVIrXn gmZcZa"><div class="GallerySliFigCaptn-dOeyTg dVcJlV"><div class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOneWrapper-eNQNbj gMxmmG"><span data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne" class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne-vAlI dmCbya">5/7</span></div><div data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer" class="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer-hLUdt gSWuis"><div class="GallerySliCaptnDek-cXnbPe iCVNL"><div><p>No. 4</p><ul><li>Nic Kelman*</li></ul><p><em>girls</em> (2003)</p><p>Nic Kelman's <em>girls</em> feels like a dg-fueled sex party's bleak days-long haner. Y, <em>Fifty Shas of Grey</em> plays around wh bondage them, but _girls _explor the far more sid bondage of beg a man wh a bra—and by "bra" I mean the primive Neanrthal bra that hastened our pe om the savanna by tellg our lopg anctors to fuck whatever they felt like fuckg. Readg <em>girls</em> is like wanrg around a strange cy at night wh money your pocket, loose women on your md, and great black wgs flappg your cht.</p><p>There aren't really any staed characters <em>girls;</em> 's told mostly a send-person "you" that floats between var rich olr men volved wh var young—sometim alarmgly so—women. The women, moreover, tend to be sex workers, as the book's openg vigte, which volv a bsman Korea cidg to summon to his room a prostute who turns out to be younger than he anticipated. As the man begs to touch the girl, he notic "how clumsy" his fgers are, "how enormo, how ugly. Like a gorilla's."</p><p>This is not a misogynistic book, though s characters are often misogynists. Neverthels, <em>girls</em> mis up vividly tailed sex scen wh episos of socsexual horror so succsfully that I image many women uld read only by turng the pag wh tongs. The distct type of misogyny Kelman's most terted talogg is, at any rate, ls a hatred of women than a hatred of human existence self.</p><p>Kelman don't shrk om the more nightmarish aspects of sex. One olr man swgs a teenage girl around so that her "ltle breasts" meet his "hungry mouth," and as he stuffs his fgers to her, he not that she "uldn't have weighed more than a hundred and five pounds"—a le that ma me nearly physilly ill. But if I'm hont, I mt also adm the le triggered an awful kd of animal aroal, too. Kelman's prose cracks right through the soft shale of what we thk sex wrg should properly addrs and shows the petrolm darkns agh at fathoms the civilized md no longer r to explore.</p></div></div><div class="GallerySliCaptnOffers-fsTPbf juuyBy"><div class="GallerySliCaptnCtaBlock-ktoFJX fgjbmf"></div></div></div></div></figptn></figure></div></div></li><li class="gallery__slis__sli" id="5582c365e52bc4b477a9c7f9"><div><div class="GallerySliWrapper-yxPsh kEcEiV" data-event-boundary="click" data--view="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" data-event-click="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" orientatn="portra" data-ttid="GallerySliWrapper"><figure class="GallerySliFigure-jhDfjI bGQGmP"><div orientatn="portra" class="GallerySliAssetWrapper-jGbftJ eCdWNA"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaer-hwdsAZ gNfA-dy"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaerInner-BTnef fyLCFI"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset rponsive-image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz lagTRE"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 800w" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet=" 320w, 640w, 960w, 1280w, 1600w, 1920w, 2240w, 2580w" siz="100vw"/><img alt="Image may nta Novel and Book" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></div></div></picture></span></div></div></div><figptn class="GallerySliFigCaptnWrapper-QgqEb boZTxM GallerySliCaptnWrapper-cVIrXn gmZcZa"><div class="GallerySliFigCaptn-dOeyTg dVcJlV"><div class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOneWrapper-eNQNbj gMxmmG"><span data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne" class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne-vAlI dmCbya">6/7</span></div><div data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer" class="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer-hLUdt gSWuis"><div class="GallerySliCaptnDek-cXnbPe iCVNL"><div><ol start="5"><li></li></ol><ul><li>Jam Salter *</li></ul><p><em>A Sport and a Pastime</em> (1967)</p><p>It's somewhat shockg to realize that Jam Salter's <em>A Sport and a Pastime</em> was published wh a of the fal relaxatn of Amerin censorship. The book's sex scen are so raw, sad, and betiful that s prose seems to exist outsi athetic time. The pag uld have been wrten yterday or pulled om a steamer tnk sealed tight for a hundred years at the bottom of the ocean.</p><p>Salter's namels narrator, a man wanrg around provcial France sometime the early 1960s, meets another young Amerin, named Phillip Dean. After a few brief, ghostly scen volvg the two, Dean wanrs off to take up wh Anne-Marie, a poor and somewhat pla 18-year-old French girl. Soon enough, Salter's narrator is watchg the young lovers urt, fall love, undrs, have sex, and drift apart. Much of what the narrator tells volv experienc he has no direct accs to. As a rult, the book feels like an novatively triangulated hybrid of memoir, novel, and dream.</p><p>Salter's prose is the functnal equivalent of sex, thmmg and disassociated and sudnly hard and breathls when choos to pounce and lger: "The tras are nng on time. Along the empty streets, yellow headlights of a r ocsnally pass.... Wh a touch like flowers, she is gently tracg the base of his ck, driven by now all the way to her, touchg his balls, and begng to wrhe slowly beneath him a sort of obedient rebelln."</p><p>The great mistake most wrers make wrg about sex is approachg as though mers special attentn. It don't. It simply mers the same attentn one would give weather, a face, a tree. Dcribg the sexual act requir no specialist vobulary, no raisg or lowerg of dictn, and absolutely no phemism, which is a tool of the craven. In that sense, <em>A Sport and a Pastime</em> uld be the aspirg wrer's how-to gui. Its sex scen, most of which are brief, are so rich wh nflicted emotn and churng ambivalence that no one who's ever been young and love will be able to read whout wcg, as when Dean not Anne-Marie's bad breath or her homely "shopgirl's" face moments after makg love to her. Isn't at least half of what mak sex sex what we're thkg while havg ? Not all those thoughts are kd. Some, fact, are privately cel. Intimacy wh another human beg is nothg if not beg nstantly aware of how easily you uld hurt them.</p></div></div><div class="GallerySliCaptnOffers-fsTPbf juuyBy"><div class="GallerySliCaptnCtaBlock-ktoFJX fgjbmf"></div></div></div></div></figptn></figure></div></div></li><li class="gallery__slis__sli" id="5582c3661177d66d68d5782e"><div><div class="GallerySliWrapper-yxPsh drqgcC" data-event-boundary="click" data--view="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" data-event-click="{"pattern":"GallerySli","variatn":"GallerySli.ItemLeftMultipleLe"}" orientatn="landspe" data-ttid="GallerySliWrapper"><figure class="GallerySliFigure-jhDfjI bGQGmP"><div orientatn="landspe" class="GallerySliAssetWrapper-jGbftJ jqUBFt"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaer-hwdsAZ gNfA-dy"><div class="GallerySliAssetContaerInner-BTnef fyLCFI"><span class="SpanWrapper-umhxW kGxnNB rponsive-asset GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset"><picture class="RponsiveImagePicture-cWuUZO dUOtEa GallerySliRponsiveAsset-bXKMLC lluiXZ GallerySliRponsiveAsset rponsive-image"><div data-tt="aspect-rat-ntaer" class="AspectRatContaer-bJHpJz iJHqGc"><div class="aspect-rat--overlay-ntaer"><noscript><source media="(max-width: 767px)" srcSet=" 120w, 240w, 320w, 640w, 800w" siz="100vw"/><source media="(m-width: 768px)" srcSet=" 320w, 640w, 960w, 1280w, 1600w, 1920w, 2240w, 2580w" siz="100vw"/><img alt="Image may nta Furnure Bed Chn Pillow Human and Person" class="RponsiveImageContaer-eybHBd fptoWY rponsive-image__image" src="></noscript></div></div></picture></span></div></div></div><figptn class="GallerySliFigCaptnWrapper-QgqEb boZTxM GallerySliCaptnWrapper-cVIrXn gmZcZa"><div class="GallerySliFigCaptn-dOeyTg dVcJlV"><div class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOneWrapper-eNQNbj gMxmmG"><span data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne" class="GallerySliCaptnPreHearOne-vAlI dmCbya">7/7</span></div><div data-ttid="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer" class="GallerySliCaptnDekContaer-hLUdt gSWuis"><div class="GallerySliCaptnDek-cXnbPe iCVNL"><div><p>I'm not sure that fans of _Fifty Shas of Grey _even <em>want</em> to read about sex. Wh all due rpect to Sue (and Sue's hband), I thk the book's succs is more about s mornizatn of the Harlequ-romance formula—a kd of -vampirized, harr-edged <em>Twilight</em>. It's not about sex so much as is about tunnelg to the nsely protected heart of a Dark Unavailable Man. Or maybe the <em>Grey</em> books' zillns of rears jt want to be abed, and the flog that down on their backs is one of nerve-ang prose.</p><p>A hot lerary sex scene is, above all else, tthful about sex as 's felt and experienced by actual human begs. A bad lerary sex scene is cynil—a mercial for impossible sensatns. Wrers who wre about sex effectively unprivatize privacy; they remd a rear that he or she is not alone kk or quirk. To wre about sex well, you have to be brave. To <em>read</em> about sex well, though, you have to be hont. You have to be willg to be turned on, and you have to be willg to be disgted; you also have to unrstand the <em>difference</em> between beg turned on and beg disgted. That's the nutshell history of censorship: turned-on people claimg to be disgted.</p><p>Readg about sex tak two of our most private selv—the sexual self and the readg self and mak a two-backed beast of them. It allows you to wanr to a library and disver an y. It mak you smarter and more attentive and might even make you a better lover. 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