Funny Signs - Beware Jumpg Gay Wals
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BEWARE JUMPING GAY WALRUS
The hilar roadsi signs that are guaranteed to tch ctomers' attentn (but some of them were never meant to be funny)The roadsi signs have gone viral for all the wrong reasonsThe weirst signs clu 'suicidal er', 'fashn fart' and 'jumpg gay wals'Most of the signs were never even meant to be funny Published: 11:41 BST, 21 July 2017 | Updated: 15:45 BST, 21 July 2017. A sign on a beach pier warned people of the dangers of the ocean, specifilly a 'jumpg gay wals' signs were among the worst offenrs, wh one bs beg lled 'Fashn Fart' while another was named 'Weapons & Puppi' signs were jt bizarre, wh warngs of 'suicidal er' and 'several stupid ts'. Walt's store livered a wty pun on s sign to entice ctomers to the shop This alhol store tried to nvce ctomers that booze would save their liv Whoever put this poster up was a big fan of hors and wanted to buy them at any size After this shop went out of bs offered ctomers a potls 0% disunt One law firm tried to advertise to people who were already ad om r accints The unfortunate placement of the two signs meant they advertised somethg very strange This sign warned swimmers about a 'jumpg gay wals' the sea, whout any explanatn The shop advertised here looked like was sellg old food a badly translated poster This massage parlour assured ctomers that piranhas weren't cludg their packag This pet owner asked drivers to drive slowly bee his pets weren't very clever One motorway sign warned that ers would be the road but only on that were suicidal This shop had a strange policy on nversatns takg place the que and banned maths This cloth shop had a very bizarre name, which was mon among the signs This park sign tried to prevent the unlikely occurrence that people would try to feed the snak The Indian rtrant this picture put a clever sp on Freddie Mercury's name Dpe the pletely clear grass, this sign poted out that there was no snow on This shop was disguised as a 99¢ disunt shop but actually jt sold ems at any price This sign gave practil warngs agast pothol and skhol but then beme bizarre A Che rtrant was awkwardly placed next to a picture of a dog and t Another shop joked about their ctomers stockg up on large amounts of alhol This unnecsary sign told people there was a pond spe beg placed ont of the pond This quirky sign sold a bizarrely broad range of products, cludg puppi and weapons A speed lim sign mt have kept drivers gusg on how fast they uld drive This bizarre sign told people not to go swimmg through a field of grass.
The book’s thor fired back at Amazon Friday morng a seri of tweets, llg the retegorizatn “gay erasure.
This is an unnscnable attack on gay rights and a horrific example of homophobia and gay erasure, ” he wrote. “Johnny the Wals” is now the #1 btsellg book Amazon’s “Lbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgenr Books” tegory. This is an unnscnable attack on gay rights and a horrific example of homophobia and gay erasure.
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This is an unnscnable attack on gay rights and a horrific example of homophobia and gay erasure, ” Walsh posted on Twter on Friday morng.
BEWARE OF JUMPING GAY WALRUS!!!
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“Jsie Smollett is not the victim of an anti-gay hate crime but I am. ”Jsie Smollett is not the victim of an anti-gay hate crime but I am— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) December 10, 2021Daily Wire edor emer Ben Shapiro stood up for Walsh, too.
Any further cricism of me or my book is now homophobic.