General Discsns :: sorry ladi, i'm gay

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• SORRY LADI I'M GAY T-SHIRT
• SORRY LADI, I'M GAY T-SHIRT
• SORRY LADI, WE ARE GAY
• SORRY LADI I'M GAY
• SORRY, I'M GAY
• SORRY LADI IM GAY STICKERS
• CONFSNS POST A CONFESSION YUP I'M GAY.
• SORRY GIRLS IM GAY FUNNY T-SHIRTS
• SORRY GIRLS IM GAY FUND

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See also Inpatible Orientatn, when the person is actually tellg the tth, and Have I Mentned I Am Gay?, when the person claims they're gay but is never seen showg attractn towards anybody of the same sex. Two occurrenc The Gentlemen's Alliance: Takanari tells Hae and his many female admirers at school that he's gay (and that Maguri is his lover) to dissua them om pursug him; this isn't te. I'm married, not hungry, fected wh seven unknown diseas, gay, pregnant wh lizards, and clilly ad.

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After some nfn as to what the words "gay" and "straight" actually mean, she explas that no one regards sexualy that manner anymore and everybody jt do everybody.

She seeks to get back together wh him, and he rattl off a short list of reasons why he didn't want to, endg wh "Also, I thk I might be gay. In Stormwatch 46, a rare Breather Episo, Fahrenhe, Jenny Sparks, and Flt are at a rtrant Paris, and Fahrenhe has already picked up a hot guy, but when she lls Flt over to translate what he's sayg, turns out what he was tryg to tell her was he's gay. The mpy spy send-up Coname: Knockout explor the adventur of super-spy Angela Devl and her gay sikick "Go-go" Fias.

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He won't take "no" for an answer, so she tells him exactly why she hat guys like him who only see her as a Trophy Girliend and nclus wh mentng she's gay before slammg her door his face.

She tri to dissua him by tellg him she's gay, but he isn't put off bee, his words, "there's a first time for everyone".

In The Specials, Amok mak a pass at Power Chick, who thks he's jokg bee she's openly gay, even brgg up that she was on the ver of The Advote.

SORRY LADI I'M GAY

The barista chas him up afterwards and mands to know why he's been avoidg her ever sce, puttg to him that he "mt" be gay bee he talks and thks like a woman. In Hamburger: The Movie, the ma character is about to be molted by a female character, so he pretends to be gay so she'll leave. This is odd nsirg she was set on "not takg no for an answer", so you wouldn't thk she would re if he were gay or not.

In the RiffTrax riffg of The Room (2003), Mike's solutn for Mark: "C'mon, jt say "I'm gay", problem solved. When one guy fally approach her, she sudnly be horrified at her "fily", puttg the rg back on and shg to an explanatn of why she took off—only for the guy to cut her off wh, "Yeah, I'm gay.

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Mart plays along when he is Mistaken for Gay by a woman at the Opera, bee he wants to eva her advanc.

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She repli "Sorry, I'm gay, " which don't entirely dissua the man she's talkg to, who tri to fd out if she and her fict partner would both be willg to- you know. One of the men tells her ( an effemate Welsh accent): "Oh, I don't thk so, love, I'm gay!

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When Bill tells him that she's only terted women he accepts easily enough as he's bisexual (which he suggts is the norm for Roman society) and one of his fellow soldiers is gay.

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Robert fally go to her ill-tempered Italian father to expla "I have to tell you somethg: I am a homosexual. In The First Shop of Coffee Prce, Han Kyul hir Eun Chan to pretend to be his gay lover and show up durg the dat his mother has set him up on, to sre away prospective girliends. Inverted on My So-Called Life, as when Rickie fds out that Delia has a csh on him, he tri feebly to ask her for Delia to tell him that she knows he's gay and that she only has a csh on him bee she wants one that "n't hurt so much".

"Oooh, he's cute, you'll have to tie the sock on the doorknob when he around, " she os, and he s, sticks out his hand to shake, and says, "Hi, I'm gay. He mak var foolish exc as he tri to fd the least upsettg way of dumpg her, and claimg to be gay is one of the first thgs he tri. 0 ed the girl-is-a-lbian variant, but tertgly, was treated exactly the same way as the guy-is-gay variant.

At a bar, Cameron (played by Eric Stontreet, whose real-life heterosexualy ma this more amg) succsfully bets his partner Mchell and another gay iend that he n get an attractive woman at the bar to give him her phone number. When he hs off amazgly well wh the girl, he later eaks out over how to break to her that he's actually gay, as he believ she's fallen love wh him. Turns out, she knew he was gay all along and didn't get why he was g out to her - she jt wanted a gay bt iend.

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In Couplg, this le don't work on crazy Jane, who thks she n date gay men bee she's bisexual. Lowell says this to Liv after they've been datg for a uple of episos and then has to clarify that 's only bee he ate the bra of a gay guy.

Sam Malone, The Casanova nng Cheers, had this as his Plan Z: If a one-night stand ever beme too attached to him, he would have one of his guy iends pretend to enter a gay relatnship wh him. In other words, stead of sayg "Sorry, but I'm gay, therefore I n't be a romantic relatnship wh you, " they're sayg "I'm sorry that I'm gay and I want to be a romantic relatnship wh you, heterosexual male iend.

In The Longt Journey, when April tri to get past a secury guard by actg cute, all he says is "Sorry, ma'am, but I'm gay". Another female example Vampire: The Masquera - Bloodl, where one woman n turn down a male Player Character by tellg him "I jt remembered, I'm gay. Dorian also has a variatn of this; if you flirt wh him as a female Inquisor, he do actually flirt back, believg to be a joke between iends — he clarifi this once he's e out to you as beg gay, however, puttg a dampener on whatever romance the player may have thought was brewg.