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STAFF GLEN PONR GLEN PONRPLAYED BY: STEVE BROWNTHE ONT MAN OF PARTRIDGE'S HOE-BAND. BUTT-MONKEY: HE WAS FOUND BY ALAN AN UNSUCCSFUL PUB BAND, WHERE HE WAS OFTEN MUGGED AFTER SHOWS SCE WAS HIS JOB TO LLECT CHANGE ON THE FLOOR. FROM THERE, SOMEHOW GETS WORSE: ALAN FIR HIM, THEY END UP SUG AND UNTER-SUG EACH OTHER FOR YEARS WHICH CRIPPL HIM FANCIALLY AND FORC HIM TO TAKE TERRIBLE MICIAN JOBS (WH ARTHRIC HANDS) AND STROYS ANY JOY HE ONCE TOOK HIS WORK. AND HIS FORMER BAND MEMBERS ARE STILL SUG HIM FOR UNPAID ROYALTI. DEADPAN SNARKER: FROM TIME TO TIME, WHEN TRADG BARBS WH ALAN. RUNNG GAG: HIS BAND'S NAME CHANG EPISO-TO-EPISO; CHALET, DEBONAIR, FERRARI, SAVOIR FAIRE, LAZAS, BANGKOK, VAJAZZLE AND BRANDY SNAPS. SNUB BY OMISSN: ALAN FIR HIM AFTER 'S REVEALED GLENN HELD A STAFF PARTY FOR EVERYONE BIS HIM. STRAIGHT GAY: HE'S ONLY REVEALED TO BE GAY WHEN HE OFF-HANDLY MENTNS HAVG A BOYIEND. OF URSE, THIS TERRIFI ALAN. THEN AGA, HIS SEXUAL PREFERENC WERE FORHADOWED EARLIER ON, WHEN HE SAID HE HADN'T SEEN THE DANCE TROUPE HOT PANTS, BUT HE WAS LOOKG FORWARD TO WHEN THEY GOT A JACUZZI WH ALAN. WHEN HOT PANTS SHOW UP TO CLOSE THE SHOW, THEY'RE ALL MALE DANCERS. TEETH-CLENCHED TEAMWORK: DURG THE SHOW AFTER WHICH ALAN FIR HIM LIVE ON-AIR. GLEN IS STILL THE BAND DUE TO NTRACT OBLIGATNS AND SOME OTHER LEGAL REASONS, SO THEY MUDDLE THROUGH THE EPISO QUE OSTILY. THROW THE DOG A BONE: ACRDG TO ALAN'S TOBGRAPHI AT LEAST, THE TWO HAVE MA PEACE OVER THE YEARS.GUTS
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