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• RENNTRE GRATUE GAY à PARIS, (75)
• THE EPONYMO DUO    SAM SAMVOICED BY: BILL FARMER (H THE ROAD), HARVEY ATK (CARTOON), DAVID NOWL (TELLTALE SERI, POKER NIGHT 2, THIS TIME IT'S VIRTUAL!)"YOU CRACK ME UP, LTLE BUDDY!"SAM IS ONE-HALF OF THE TULAR FREELANCE POLICE AND IS PICTED AS A SIX-FOOT TALL ANTHROPOMORPHIC DOG A FILM NOIR-STYLED SU AND FEDORA. HE TENDS TO E OFF AS MORE LEVEL-HEAD AND LS VLENT THAN HIS PARTNER MAX, BUT NOT BY MUCH. HE'S PASSNATE ABOUT JTICE, HEAVY WEAPONRY, AND BLUEGRASS; AND, TO A LSER EXTENT, POPSICL, ALTHOUGH HE'S SELF-NSC ABOUT HIS WEIGHT. HE RETAS A MOSTLY LAID-BACK PERSONALY, EXCEPT FOR HIS ENTHIASM FOR HIS WARPED SENSE OF JTICE. MAX IS UALLY THE ONLY THG KEEPG HIM OM TAKG HIS "JOB" TOO SERLY.ALTHOUGH MOST OF THE TIME HE ACTS LIKE A HUMAN A DOG STUME, SAM SOMETIM BEHAV LIKE A DOG, STICKG HIS HEAD OUT THE WDOW, WHG, GROWLG, OR ENJOYG DOG TREATS. HE WAS BORN MARCH 3RD, PRUMABLY SOMETIME THE 1970'S, AND HAS BEEN BT IENDS WH MAX EVER SCE THEY WERE CHILDREN. SCE THEN, THEY'BE BEEN SEPARABLE, LIVG AND WORKG TOGETHER. HE WIELDS A HAND CANNON REVOLVER, WHICH HE'S QUICK TO E, SPE HAVG TERRIBLE AIM, OR THE FACT HE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD "AIM" EVEN MEANS. ACQUIRED POISON IMMUNY: IN "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", HE MENTNS THAT HE'S VELOPED AN IMMUNY TO CHOLATE (ONE OF THE SUBSTANC THAT IS POISONO TO DOGS) DUE TO NSUMG SO MANY FUDGE ICE CREAM BARS. ADAPTATNAL BADASS: IN THE GAM, HE'S A MUCH BETTER SHOT WH HIS GUN THAN THE ICS, ABLE TO H WHATEVER HE'S AIMG AT WH EASE. THOUGH THIS TROPE IS PLAYED WH AND BALANCED OUT BY HIM NOT BEG AS TRIGGER HAPPY AND GENERALLY REFG TO E HIS GUN ON LIVG PEOPLE. ADAPTATNAL HEROISM: DOWNPLAYED, BUT HIS COMEDIC SOCPATHY IS RCED THE GAM PARED TO THE ICS AND RTOON. THIS IS LIKELY DONE TO MAKE HIM, THE PLAYER CHARACTER, MORE OF AN AUDIENCE SURROGATE. ADAPTATNAL INTELLIGENCE: NOT THAT HE WAS EVER DUMB, BUT THE GAM TURN HIM OM "RELATIVELY OL-HEAD AND A SOMEWHAT RATNAL THKER" TO AN OUTRIGHT GUILE HERO PABLE OF TRICKG, CEIVG, AND MANIPULATG EVERYONE - OM JACKASS UNTRY SGERS TO ELDRCH ABOMATNS TENT ON STROYG THE WORLD - ORR TO GET WHAT HE WANTS. THE TELLTALE GAM DO MAKE HIM WIELD THE IDT BALL OM TIME TO TIME, THOUGH. MUCH OF THIS N FAIRLY EASILY BE TRACED BACK TO SIMPLY THEM BEG ADVENTURE GAM - BY THEIR VERY NATURE, SAM IS GOG TO NEED TO SOLVE JT ABOUT EVERY SGLE ONE OF HIS PROBLEMS OF OFF THE BACK OF HIS WS ALONE. AMBIGUOLY BI: IN "THE PENAL ZONE," WHEN YOU FD A WEDDG RG, YOU N E ON MAX AND HE'LL IMAGE PROPOSG TO HIM. SAM CIS NOT TO DO , BUT YOU N ALSO E ON AN OBVLY MALE GORILLA GUARD AND HE'LL ACTUALLY GET THROUGH MOST OF THE PROPOSAL BEFORE BEG SHOT DOWN. IN “ABE LLN MT DIE!”, SAM MAK THE STARTLG DISVERY THAT MAX IS HIS SOULMATE, AT LEAST ACRDG TO SYBIL’S MATCHMAKG SERVICE. MAX IS EQUALLY TAKEN ABACK, HAVG BEEN ASSIGNED SAM AS HIS SOULMATE. THE TWO AGREE NEVER TO ADDRS THE MATTER FURTHER. ADDNALLY, POKER NIGHT 2 WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS RELATNSHIP STAT, HE WILL SAY THAT HE IS "OFF THE MARKET" NFINTIALLY. SEEG AS HOW ALL OF THE FEMAL HIS DAY-TO-DAY LIFE ARE EHER TAKEN OR UNTERTED, MAX IS THE ONLY LOGIL NDIDATE FOR THIS. HE'S SEEMGLY EXCED WHEN HE HEARS THERE'S GOG TO BE A STRIPPER AT GOLEM LLN'S BACHELOR'S PARTY... WHICH TURNS TO SHOCK AND DISMAY WHEN THE STRIPPER TURNS OUT TO BE JURGEN'S MONSTER. IN THE ICS, WHEN MAX IS KIDNAPPED AS A SACRIFICE BY A BUNCH OF VOLNO GOD CULTISTS, HE GETS VERY TERTED THE PROSPECT OF NUBILE CULTIST WOMEN AND HAS TO FORCE HIMSELF TO REMEMBER MAX'S DILEMMA. AS THE PLAYER NAVIGAT THE TUNNEL OF TOUGH LOVE SAM & MAX: THIS TIME IT’S VIRTUAL!, MAX OFFHANDLY ASKS SAM "HOW ARE THGS WH SAN, ANYWAY?". SAM HUFFS "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ." BAREFOOT CARTOON ANIMAL: HE WEARS NO SHO AT ALL. THIS GETS ED FOR A UPLE OF JOK "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", WHEN SAMMUN-MAK BANS, THEN ADMIR AGLETS, THE LTLE PLASTIC THGS AT THE END OF SHOELAC. BEAR HUG: WHEN HE'S FEELG AFFECTNATE TOWARDS MAX, HE WILL PULL HIM TO ONE. BERSERK BUTTON: SEVERAL, CLUDG LLG HIM MCGFF, LLG HIM FAT, TRYG TO GIVE HIM PK BELLI, AND PECIALLY TRYG TO HARM MAX. HE NEARLY SHOOTS A KID WHO LLS HIM FAT SPE SAID KID BEG HIS PAST SELF. "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!" REVEALS HIS BIGGT ONE. EVEN TEMPORARILY, DON'T KILL MAX. HE'LL REMD YOU THAT BETWEEN A HYPERVLENT ID-DRIVEN LAGOMORPH AND A 6 FOOT TALL DOG MAN, YOU SHOULD BE MORE AAID OF THE DOG BARG HIS TEETH. BEWARE THE NICE ON: SAM N BE PRETTY SRY WHEN SOMEONE PRS ONE OF HIS BERSERK BUTTONS. MAX IS UALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO N LM HIM DOWN. BETWEEN THE LAID BACK GIANT DOG WH A SWEET TOOTH AND THE CHEERFULLY VLENT HYPERKETIC RABB-THG, 'S TELLG THAT THE LATTER IS THE MORALY CHA. IN EPISO 303 OF THE TELLTALE GAM SERI, "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", WE LEARN SAM DON'T LOOK TOO KDLY ON PEOPLE WHO STEAL HIS BT IEND'S BRA. IT NOT ONLY PRS ONE OF HIS BERSERK BUTTONS AN EPIC WAY, BUT ALSO MEANS MAX IS NOT HERE TO LM HIM DOWN. ON THE PL SI, WE GET TO SEE SAM PARODY GRTY FILM-NOIR TECTIV (SUCH AS FLT PAPER). BIG FRIENDLY DOG: MEETS ALL THREE CRERIA ON AVERAGE, BUT FELY NOT ALL THREE ALL THE TIME. ALSO, KD OF TOUCHY ABOUT THE "BIG" PART. DEFELY BIG A HEIGHT SENSE AS WELL. IN POKER NIGHT 2, HE UP TO ASH'S BICEP, EVEN WHOUT HIS HAT. PURCELL AT ONE POT SAYS THAT IF SAM WERE A REAL-LIFE DOG, HE WOULD BE CLOST TO AN IRISH WOLFHOUND. AS THE PICTURE THE LK SHOWS, IRISH WOLFHOUNDS ARE ENORMO. BIG FUN: MOST OF THE TIME, SAM IS VERY POLE AND GENIAL TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE, IF A B SNARKY. THIS IS PECIALLY TE OF SAM'S CHARACTERIZATN THE ANIMATED SERI. BIG "NO!": HOWLS THIS "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!" WHEN HE SE THE LOBOTOMIZED SHELL OF HIS BT IEND. CATCHPHRASE: SEVERAL, CLUDG: "YOU CRACK ME UP, LTLE BUDDY!" "WELL, HERE WE ARE /ON/AT [NAME OF LOTN]..." "HOLY/SWEET [ELABORATE NONSEQUUR]!" COLD HAM: SAM NEVER RAIS HIS VOICE AND GENERALLY KEEPS A LAIDBACK, LM MEANOR, BUT HE'S PRONE TO OVER-THE-TOP, FLOWERY METAPHORS, WACKY DIALOGUE, AND GOG ON RANDOM TANGENTS. DPAIR EVENT HORIZON: IN "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", LOSG MAX FOR REAL. HE IS PLETELY SILENT AND WANRS AIMLSLY THROUGH THE CY, HUGGG HIMSELF AND LOOKG LIKE HE'S GOG TO CRY. DRIV LIKE CRAZY: THE BT THG YOU N SAY ABOUT HIS DRIVG IS THAT AT LEAST HE'S NOT MAX. EXPOSPEAK GAG: SAM WILL NEARLY ALWAYS SAY SOMETHG ELABORATE AND OVERLY EDE AS OPPOSED TO SIMPLE. AMGLY PLITED PHRAS, SOMETIM HAVG MAX LAMPSHA , ARE THE RNERSTONE OF HIS WORDPLAY. EXPANSN PACK PAST: OCSNALLY HE WILL REMEMBER WHEN HE DID SOME SORT OF JOB AFTER GETTG OUT HIGH SCHOOL AND BEFORE BEE FREELANCE POLICE. FOR EXAMPLE, HE WAS A CIRC ACROBAT, A CRANNY PLUMBER AND...A MONKEY. HE ALSO APPARENTLY WENT TO FLIGHT STEWARSS SCHOOL, WHICH IS WHY HE SOMETIM OFFERS PEOPLE WARM TOWELS OR PILLOWS DURG TERROGATNS. EXTREME OMNIVORE: MAX IS JT A REGULAR JUNK-FOOD HOARDG BIG EATER, BUT SAM IS FELY ONE OF THE. JT LISTEN TO ONE OF HIS PIZZA ORRS. FGER GUN: HIS FAVORE GTURE WHEN HE IS NOT ACTUALLY HOLDG A GUN. FURRY REMR: WHEN HE FDS A CHOLATE BAR MAX'S VENTORY "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", HE REMARKS THAT MAX HAD BEEN TRYG TO POISON HIM. THANKFULLY, HE'S BEEN EATG ENOUGH FUDGE BARS TO BUILD UP AN IMMUNY TO CHOLATE. GUT FIGHTER: ONE OF THE OPPOSG PLAYERS POKER NIGHT 2. HAND CANNON REVOLVER: HIS WEAPON, "BETSY / BIG KILL", PLETE WH INFE AMMO. HAT BEG TOUCHED: THE ONLY PERSON THAT HE LETS TOUCH HIM IS MAX. HEARTBROKEN BADASS: NOIR SAM OM "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!" IS BASILLY A PARODY OF THIS: HE'S NOT ONLY IMATG RINT BADASS FLT PAPER, HE ALSO HAS AN OPTN THE TERROGATN WHEEL TO GO TO RAMBLG SPEECH. HEROIC BSOD: "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP"'S ENDG CREDS ARE NOTHG BUT HIM WALKG ALONE THROUGH THE CY TOWARDS THE HARBOR, A STUNNED EXPRSN ON HIS FACE AS THE LONELY PIANO PIECE DO S THG. HEROIC COMEDIC SOCPATH: HOWEVER, PARED TO MAX, HE N PASS FOR NORMAL. THE GAM MAKE HIM EVEN R, DUE TO HIS POSN AS THE PLAYER CHARACTER. HE STILL UNTS, THOUGH, AS SOMEONE WHO CHEERFULLY FLICTS PA AND SUFFERG FOR D AMEMENT, OR SIMPLY BEE 'S THE MOST NVENIENT WAY TO AL WH A PROBLEM. HOLLYWOOD TONE-DEAF: HE HOWLS HIS SONGS. I CALL IT "VERA": HIS HAND CANNON IS LLED "BETSY" THE ICS. IT'S NEVER LLED BY NAME THE TELLTALE GAM, BUT TEAM FORTRS 2 LLS THE "BIG KILL". IMMUNE TO MD CONTROL: IN THE GAM BY TELLTALE GAM, SAM HAS A HYPNOSIS-BLOCKG VICE BUILT TO HIS HAT OM THE END OF "CULTURE SHOCK" ON. UNFORTUNATELY, WHEN HE BEME "NOIR SAM" "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", HE DCHED THE HAT WHILE ON HIS RAMPAGE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MAX'S BRA MEANG HE WAS UNABLE TO PROTECT HIMSELF WHEN SAMM-MAK REWROTE REALY. WHOOPSIE. IT'S PERSONAL: HE HAS PARTICULAR ENMY TOWARDS JURGEN FOR KILLG HIM AND MAX TO TURN THEM TO ZOMBI. HIS REASONG OF TURNG TO NOIR SAM IS BEE SOMEONE STOLE HIS BUDDY'S BRA AND HE WANTS ANSWERS. JERKASS: EVEN THOUGH HE AND MAX ARE BT IENDS, HE SEEMS TO ABE HIM QUE OFTEN WHEN SHG FOR THE PHONE OR JT OUT OF THE BLUE. BUT WHO KNOWS, MAX PROBABLY ENJOYS . HE ALSO BTED THE TAIL LIGHT ON SOME RANDOM AND UNFORTUNATE DRIVER'S R, PULLED HIM OVER AND FED HIM $10,000 FOR DRIVG WH A BROKEN TAIL LIGHT THAT SAM ED. JERK WH A HEART OF GOLD: HE DO STILL TRI TO HELP OTHERS TENTNALLY, EVEN IF DON'T BENEF HIM AT TIM, AND HE'S GENERALLY POLE. LATE TO THE PUNCHLE: IT TAK SAM ABSURDLY LONG TO GET SUPERBALL'S "AS A MEDIUM, I'M MORE OF AN EXTRA SMALL" JOKE, BUT WHEN HE DO, HE CRACKS UP. MAD LIBS CATCHPHRASE: "HOLY/SWEET NON SEQUUR!" MY GREATT FAILURE: SAM IS UNABLE TO SAVE MAX AT THE END OF "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP". THE NICKNAMER: LOU THE BOWLG BALL, STEAMY THE BOILER, DONKEY WRONG FOR SKUN-KA'PE, AND SO FORTH. NO CELEBRI WERE HARMED: INVOKED BY SOME OF SAM'S VOICE ACTORS. BILL FARMER'S TERSE PERFORMANCE OF SAM IS PATTERNED AFTER JACK WEBB'S PORTRAYAL OF JOE FRIDAY DRAG. HARVEY ATK'S MORE UPBEAT, CHEERFUL PORTRAYAL OF SAM IS PATTEREND AFTER JOHN AST, BT KNOWN AS GOMEZ ADDAMS. "NOT WEARG PANTS" DREAM: AT THE END OF "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!," WE SEE ONE OF THE SAMULICRA (DOGGLEGANGERS) WALKG TOWARDS THE DUO AND SAM MAK A CRACK AT THE WAY THE CLONE IS DRSED HTG THAT HE HAS DREAMS ABOUT BEG PUBLIC HIS UNRWEAR.SAM: THIS IS JT LIKE THAT DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT. I WONR IF HE STUDIED FOR HIS FALS... ONLY SANE BY COMPARISON: ALTHOUGH HE'S REALLY NOT SANE, HE'S STILL MUCH MORE RATNAL THAN THE ECCENTRICS, WACKOS, AND EAKS THAT MAKE UP THE RT OF THE ST. POLICEMAN DOG: HE'S AN AN IRISH WOLFHOUND WHO WORKS AS A EELANCE POLICE TECTIVE. PRIVATE DETECTIVE: HIS NOMAL JOB, ALTHOUGH HE BE MORE OF A GENERAL-PURPOSE PROBLEM-SOLVER/ER AS TIME GO ON. PSYCHO ELECTRO: WELL, NOT HIM. PAST SAM, AN ALTERNATE-TIMELE SAM CREATED "CHARTS OF THE DOGS". ACRDG TO PAST MAX, HE BEME A MONSTER AND WAS STROYED, MUCH LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO MAX "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP". HOWEVER, STEAD OF PSYCHIC POWERS, HE HAD MONSTRO ELECTROMAGIC POWERS. REPLACEMENT GOLDFISH: ACRDG TO PAST MAX, PAST SAM WAS KILLED AN CINT MIRRORG MAX'S ATH "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", PROMPTG PAST MAX TO TIME TRAVEL ORR TO TEAM UP WH SAM. ROARG RAMPAGE OF REVENGE: SAM GO NUCLEAR "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!" AFTER DISVERG THE TULAR EVENT, AND TEARS ACROSS NEW YORK A BARELY-HERENT HURRINE OF TERROGATN UNTIL HE FDS OUT THAT HIS PARTNER'S OKAY. THEN HE IMMEDIATELY OLS DOWN AGA. SQUIPEDALIAN LOQUACNS: SAM IS FOND OF G BIG WORDS, MUCH TO MAX'S IRRATN. SIGNATURE HEADGEAR: HIS TRAMARK FEDORA IS SO SLIM, SS ON TOP OF HIS HEAD. SOMETIME BETWEEN EPISO ONE AND TWO OF THE FIRST SEASON HE MANAGED TO F AN ANTI-HYPNOSIS VICE (A AT HANGER ON TOP OF A LANR) . IT'S HIS BUY- EM POKER NIGHT 2, AND TEAM FORTRS 2 FANS N W FOR THEIR VERY OWN, WHERE 'S LLED THE "BLOODHOUND." IT'S WEARABLE BY BOTH SNIPER AND SPY. SOPHISTITED AS HELLMAXIM: WHY N'T PEOPLE JT ALL GET ALONG, SAMETH? SAMETH: BEE MOST PEOPLE ARE *BLEEP*'D, MAXIM. ALSO: SAMMUN-MAK: WHAT IS A "LASER LIGHT SHOW?" SAM: ...ACTUALLY, I KD OF FET, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE BCH'. THE STRAIGHT MAN: THIS BE A PLOT POT ONE EPISO WHERE A VILLA CHARLIE HO-TEP SPECIFILLY WANTS A STRAIGHT MAN TO HELP OUT WH HIS PLAN, AND SAM IS THE PERFECT KD OF EASY-TO-MANIPULATE CHARACTER WHO JT DO WHAT HE'S TOLD. SWEET TOOTH: HE'S NSTANTLY SHOWN WH POPSICL OR ICE CREAM, AND IS LERALLY UNABLE TO RIST FUDGIE FREEZE ICE CREAM BARS. THIS BE A PUZZLE "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS" WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SAM NOT EAT A FUDGIE FREEZE AND STEAD GIVE TO ONE OF THE SAMULACRA. TEENY WEENIE: A UPLE OF TIM THE SERI, MAX HTS THAT SAM MIGHT BE PACKG LIGHT BETWEEN HIS LEGS. MOST NOTABLY REALY 2.0, AND RATHER THAN NYG , HE JT TAK THE SAME JAB AT MAX!SAM: COOL! I HAVE A +2 SWORD! MAX: OH YOU'RE JT PENSATG FOR SOMETHG! SAM: YOU'RE A FE ONE TO TALK! TRIGGER-HAPPY: NOT QUE AS WILLG TO DULGE GRATUO VLENCE AS MAX, BUT JT BARELY. UNORTHODOX RELOAD: PUTS MORE AMMO TO HIS REVOLVER BY DIRECTLY SPLASHG TO THE CHAMBERS. UNSCPULO HERO: SAM WILL DO JT ABOUT ANYTHG TO SOLVE A SE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH STCTN . VRLIC BT BUDS: OFTEN SNARKY, SULTG, OR DOWNRIGHT ABIVE TO MAX, AND MAX UALLY RETURNS THE FAVOR - BUT 'S MA VERY, VERY CLEAR THROUGHOUT THAT THEY N'T LIVE WHOUT EACH OTHER. VOL EVOLUTN: DAVID NOWL'S VOICE FOR SAM SLOWLY GOT EPER OVER THE URSE OF HIS TENURE, BEFORE BEG MUCH HIGHER-PCHED FOR THIS TIME IT'S VIRTUAL. WEIRDNS CENSOR: EPISO 305 REVEALS THAT HIS BRA TEMPORARILY SHUTS SELF OFF IF REALIZ 'S ABOUT TO GET SOME TRMATIZG RMATN (LIKE, HOW DID THE DISEMBODIED HEAD OF THE LLN MEMORIAL STATUE MANAGE TO IMPREGNATE A HUMAN WOMAN?)    MAX MAXVOICED BY: NICK JAMON (H THE ROAD), ROBERT TKLER (CARTOON), ANDREW CHAIK (1ST EPISO OF TELLTALE SERI), WILLIAM KASTEN (RT OF THE TELLTALE SERI, POKER NIGHT AT THE INVENTORY), DAVE BOAT (POKER NIGHT 2, THIS TIME IT'S VIRTUAL!)"DEATH FROM ABOVE!"MAX IS A "HYPERKETIC RABBY THG" AND THE SEND HALF OF THE FREELANCE POLICE. UNHGED, UNHIBED AND NEAR PSYCHOTIC, MAX ENJOYS VLENCE AND TENDS TO PREFER THE AGGRSIVE WAY OF SOLVG PROBLEMS. STILL, HE HAS A SHARP MD AND AN OBSERVATNAL NATURE, AND 'S APPARENT THAT HIS SEEMGLY SHORT ATTENTN SPAN IS NOT BEE OF HIS ABILY TO FOC (ALTHOUGH THAT IS THERE), BUT STEAD BEE HE GROWS BORED EASILY AND ALWAYS WANTS TO TRY NEW EXPERIENC.ALTHOUGH HE SEEMS TO HAVE A HEARTLS PERSONALY, HE SEEMS TO GENUELY RE ABOUT HIS FEW IENDS; HE STRONGLY BELIEV PROTECTG SAM AND N BE PRETTY POSSSIVE OVER THEIR STAT AS PARTNERS AND BT IENDS. HE DISLIK LONG STORI AND RAMBLG ANECDOT, AND OCSNALLY ASK SAM OR OTHER CHARACTERS NOT TO E CERTA WORDS, SUCH AS "ENSUE" OR "ACUMEN."HE WAS BORN JULY 10, PRUMABLY SOMETIME THE 1970'S, AND IS ABOUT THE SAME AGE AS SAM. FOR UNKNOWN REASONS, HE HAS A METAL PLATE HIS SKULL, AND THE THIRD SEASON, HE VELOPS PSYCHIC POWERS. HE WIELDS A LUGER PISTOL; BUT SCE HE'S NAKED, OTHER CHARACTERS EQUENTLY ASK HIM WHERE HE KEEPS , TO WHICH HE RPONDS "NONE OF YOUR DAMN BS." ADAPTATNAL NICE GUY: HE OFF AS MUCH MORE GOOD-NATURED THE RTOON. OF URSE, 'S STILL MAX AND HE ISN'T ALL SUNSHE AND RABOWS, BUT THE HEROIC PART OF HEROIC COMEDIC SOCPATH IS REALLY EMPHASIZED. AAID OF NEEDL: THIS IS ONLY EVER MENTNED ONCE, BUT ONE OF THE ICS, MAX IS TRYG TO GET A TATTOO. WHEN HE REALIZ THAT THE PROCS VOLV NEEDL, HE BEGS TO SCREAM UNTIL HE ACTUALLY PASS OUT OM FEAR. AMBIGUOLY GAY: MAX "DON'T LIKE GIRLS," WISH SAM WOULD STOP "LOOKG SO DAMN TASTY," NSTANTLY ATTACKS SAM (APPARENTLY NFG VLENCE WH AFFECTN,) AND NFED SAM PICKG UP AN ENGAGEMENT RG OM THE STREET WH A PROPOSAL. OF URSE, AFTER YOU TKER WH TIME "CHART OF THE DOGS", HE ACTS AS IF HE LOS THE "DON'T LIKE GIRLS" PART OF HIS PERSONALY, PECIALLY LTG FOR MOMMA BOS. HOWEVER, AFTERWARDS SEASON 3, SKUN-KA'P SNNERS DITE THAT HE WENT BACK TO NOT LIKG GIRLS. IN "POKER NIGHT AT THE INVENTORY", HOWEVER, HE EXPRS DISGT WHEN ASKED IF HE EVER SLEPT WH MOMMA BOS. IN "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", MAX N TALK WH GENERAL SKUN-KA'PE AT THE PLAARIUM, WHO CLAIMS THAT ACRDG TO HIS SNS, MAX DON'T LIKE GIRLS SPE HAVG EXPRSED A SIRE TO FD WOMEN. IT SEEMS THAT HE REALLY ISN'T REALLY ATTRACTED TO THE OPPOSE SEX, BUT HE FEELS PELLED TO ACT AS SUCH DUE TO THE AFOREMENTNED TIME TKERG. IN "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS", HE REFERS TO THE SAM CLON AS "SEXUALLY PROVOTIVE" AND "DASHG." EXCEPT FOR SAM HIMSELF, WHO SISTS THAT THEY'RE RAKISHLY HANDSOME BT, EVERYONE ELSE JT LLS THEM PORTLY OR HALF-NAKED. SO... AGA, "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS", THEY LEARN THAT BOS HAD TO BEE A MALE STRIPPER TO PAY OFF HIS BTS TO THE SO VEGAS. SAM SAYS "EW," WHILE MAX SAYS "INTERTG." ALTHOUGH HE'S APPARENTLY EXCED WHEN HE HEARS THERE'S GOG TO BE A STRIPPER AT GOLEM LLN'S BACHELOR'S PARTY... WHICH TURNS TO SHOCK WHEN THE STRIPPER TURNS OUT TO BE JURGEN'S MONSTER. IRONILLY, SPE THE ICS FEATURG THE PANEL WHERE SAM REMDS MAX THAT "HE'S NOT TERTED WOMEN", MAX ACTUALLY EXPRS AN TERT ON SEVERAL OCSNSNOTE SUCH AS THE TWO-PAGE IC OM THE "SURF' THE HIGHWAY" PAPERBACK, WHERE A SHIPWRECKED MAX HOP TO BE RCUED BY A SHIP FULL OF SUPERMOLS — MORE SO THAN SAM DO, FACT. STAT WHILE HIS "BLISS IS SEPERATED" (I.E. HIS VIC ARE WIPED OM HIS PERSONALY, LEAVG HIM PEACEFUL AND SCERE) THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HUGH BLISS'S LOVE CHILD. OVERALL, FURTHER MUDDYG MATTERS IS THE FACT THAT MAX WILL OFTEN HAVE TO BE REMD (TYPILLY BY SAM) ABOUT HIS AVERSN TO GIRLS. ASS SHOVE: PRUMABLY, WHERE HE KEEPS HIS GUN. ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT WHATEVER: MAX OCSNALLY SPUTTERS OUT THAT HE WANTS TO DO THIS. AND "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", HE DO...BUT THEN HE'S NOT REALLY HIMSELF. ATTENTN DEFIC... OOH, SHY!: "QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SAM GETS DISTRACT—OOH, SWCH!" AX-CRAZY: A SOMEWHAT BENIGN EXAMPLE. BADASS ADORABLE: HE'S A CUTE AND GOOFY RABB BUT HE ALWAYS LOV TO KICK ASS. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR: HIS FANTASI OF RAMPAGG ACROSS NEW YORK AS A KAIJU ARE GRANTED THE DEVIL'S PLAYHOE, BUT AT THE ST OF WRECKG THE CY HE NOMALLY PROTECTS, UNWTGLY HARMG THE IENDS HE GENUELY CHERISH, AND RULTS HIS OWN ATH. BERSERK BUTTON: DON'T LL MAX SHORT. EVEN MORE SO, NEVER CLAIM TO BE SAM'S BT IEND. DEMON PEEPERS NEVER LEARNED, SEEG AS HOW MAX KILLED HIM ABOUT TEN SENDS WHEN HE CLAIMED THAT. MAX HAS NUMERO OTHER MOR BUTTONS BASED ON HIS EVER-SHIFTG MENTAL STATE, CLUDG BEG PARED TO HIS FATHER AND HAVG "WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN" QUOTED AT HIM. HE ALSO VELOPED A SEVERE HATRED OF BANANG AFTER SAM KEPT THE GAG GOG TOO LONG, GOG TO GREAT LENGTHS TO AVOID BEG MENTNED AGA. HE GO ABSOLUTELY CRAZY WHEN ACTUALLY DO GET MENTNED. BIZARRE ALIEN BLOGY: IF SAM IS TO BE BELIEVED "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", HIS SIS LOOKG LIKE A STANDARD SUBURBAN HOEHOLD ISN'T ED BY ANY ELDRCH MAGICS ED BY HIS TRANSFORMATN TO A FLEDGLG ELR GOD, JT NATURALLY LOOKS THAT WAY. BLOOD KNIGHT: PARTICULARLY THE RTOON, BUT MAX REALLY LOV VLENCE ANY SHAPE OR FORM, WHETHER OR NOT HE'S THE ONE FLICTG , OR EVEN IF HE'S ON THE RECEIVG END. "THE SIMULATED 3D RNAGE MAK ME TGLE LIKE A PROM QUEEN!" CATCHPHRASE: WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHERE MAX KEEPS ANYTHG ON HIS NAKED PERSON, HE UALLY RPONDS WH SOME VARIATN OF, "NONE OF YOUR DAMN BS!" CHHIRE CAT GR: HIS FLT EXPRSN, THANKS TO HIS WI, JAGGED TEETH. COMBAT SADOMASOCHIST: MAX LIK BEG ON THE RECEIVG END OF PA AS MUCH AS HE DO DISHG OUT, MAX: (AFTER BEG UGHT AN EXPLOSN) THE PA IS ALMOST PHORIC, SAM! COOL GUN: HIS LUGER. CLOUD CUCKOO LANR: MAX'S GRIP ON REALY IS SHAKY AT BT. IT'S MORE PRONOUNCED THE RTOONS, WHERE HIS CLATN TO DISEMBOWEL HAD TO BE REED , BUT EVEN WHEN HE'S ALLOWED TO BE VLENT, HE IS (AS SAM PUTS THE VERY FIRST EPISO OF THE TELLTALE GAM) "AN UNFATHOMABLE WELL OF SOMETHG". CUTENS PROXIMY: WHEN HE AND SAM MEET BABY JIMMY HOFFA "MOAI BETTER BLU," HE'S RCED TO A PILE OF MH, SQUEALG THGS LIKE "HE'S JT ADORABLE!" AND "I N'T BELIEVE HOW PERFECT HE IS!" DIGNATED VICTIM: NOT TO A RIDICULO GREE, BUT SCE SAM IS THE PLAYER CHARACTER THE GAM, 'S UALLY MAX WHO ENDS UP GETTG PTURED, KILLED, OR -BRAED. DZY GENI: MAX HAS MEMORIZED PI TO A THOAND CIMAL PLAC, BUT N'T REMEMBER HOW TO OPEN THE CLOSET. DRIV LIKE CRAZY: BOTH SAM AND MAX DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTN TO THE L OF THE ROAD, BUT MAX IS NSIRABLY WORSE THAN SAM. EVERYONE HAS STANDARDS: IN POKER NIGHT AT THE INVENTORY, THE HEAVY'S STORY MAK EVEN MAX GAPE; OR DURG MAX'S NVERSATN WH TYCHO ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED DURG "CHARTS OF THE DOGS."".. YOU ASKG ME IF I EVER SHTUPPED MOMMA BOS?!" IN THE ANIMATED SERI, HE'S HORRIFIED BY THE IA OF PRISON RAPE.SAM [SI OF A PRISON SHOWER ROOM]: IF THE WALLS ULD TALK.MAX: I THK I'D PREFER IF THEY KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT. FLANRIZATN: DOWNPLAYED, BUT THE TELLTALE GAM AMP UP HIS IMPLIED GAYNS. THE RTOON AMPS UP HIS WACKS AS PENSATN FOR NOT BEG ALLOWED TO SHOWSE HIS VLENT STREAK AS MUCH. FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN: SURPRISGLY ENOUGH, MAX ADOR KIDS, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE CLEARLY TERRIFIED OF HIM. IT'S PARTICULARLY EVINT THE RTOON, BUT 'S MONSTRATED THE TELLTALE GAM (WHERE HE PERFORMS A HEROIC SACRIFICE TO SAVE SYBIL'S BABY) AND THE ICS. THE GIFT: HIS PSYCHIC POWERS SEASON 3. GRAND THEFT ME: IN "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", SAM PUTS SAMMUN-MAK'S BRA MAX'S BODY BEE SAL WAS GOG TO THROW OUT IF HE DIDN'T START MOVG AROUND, FULLY TENDG TO REMOVE ONCE THEY GOT MAX'S BRA BACK. THGS DON'T EXACTLY WORK OUT; SAMMUN-MAK PLETELY HIJACKS MAX'S BODY AND HIS POWERS TO REWRE REALY AND MAKE HIM THE GOD-KG OF THE ENTIRE PLA. WHOOPS. GUT FIGHTER: ONE OF THE OPPOSG PLAYERS POKER NIGHT AT THE INVENTORY. HAMMERSPACE: ONE OF THE POSSIBLE PLAC THE PLETELY NAKED MAX ULD BE STORG HIS GUN. THIS HAS BEEN LEFT TENTNALLY MYSTER, BUT DURG A BRIEF BODY SWAP "NIGHT OF THE RAVG DEAD", SAM'S FIRST MENT ( MAX'S BODY) WAS "SO THAT'S WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR GUN!", WHICH IMPLI MAX HAS THE GUN SOMEWHERE ON HIS PERSON, RAISG ANOTHER POSSIBILY. ONE OF THE PLAC YOU GET TO VIS THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP, HOWEVER IS STATED TO BE MAX'S INVENTORY, WHICH IS CLUTTERED WH DIFFERENT THGS HE'S KEPT ON HIS PERSON ALL THIS TIME. HEROIC SACRIFICE: IN "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", THE NARRATOR PROMIS TO STAY BEHD AND GET MAX BACK TO NORMAL FIVE MUT—BUT THEY ONLY HAVE FOUR MUT BEFORE THE LAST MAIMTRON IS FIRED. FOR ONCE, THERE IS NO MAGIL DS EX MACHA TO HELP THEM AT THE LAST MUTE, SO WHEN MAX'S POWERS FALLY OVERWHELM HIM AND HE'S ON THE VERGE OF ACTUALLY EXPLODG, HE TELEPORTS AWAY TO SKUN-KA'PE'S SHIP TO SAVE THE CY. HEROIC COMEDIC SOCPATH: EXTRA EMPHASIS ON THE "EDIC" AND "SOCPATHIC" ASPECTS. HIDN DEPTHS: MAX IS APPARENTLY WRG A POIGNANT INU G-OF-AGE NOVEL. EXCEPT HE LOS A CHAPTER EACH TIME HE HAS TO MAKE ROOM FOR ANYTHG ELSE HIS BRA, SUCH AS MEMORIZG A NEW PHONE NUMBER. SAM DISVERS AN DBOOK SAMPLE OF , AMONG OTHER PLANNED BOOKS, MAX'S MD "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP". THE NARRATOR, HIS OWN SUPEREGO AND AN TEGRAL PART OF HIS PSYCHE, LOATH HIM. THIS PRETTY HEAVILY POTS TO THEM OF SELF-HATRED, WHICH CIS WH HIS THROWAWAY MENT EARLIER ON THAT HE'D BEEN LOOKG FOR SOMETHG TO DO EVER SCE HE FOUND OUT SUDOKU "DIDN'T VOLVE RUAL SUICI" (NFG FOR SEPPU) AND HIS REQUT TO BE HAND A PY OF THE MAGAZE "SELF-LOATHG WEEKLY". HE'S A FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN AND ABSOLUTELY ADOR THEM, WHICH IS SURPRISG NSIRG HOW PSYCHOTILLY VLENT HE IS. WATCH BRISH TV SHOWS SCE BRISH BREVY MAK THEM PERFECT FOR HIS SHORT ATTENTN SPAN. HIVE MD: WORD OF GOD STAT THAT MAX'S LNS ARE ED BY BEG PART OF ONE, AND SHARG MEMORI AND THOUGHTS WH A THOAND OTHER MAX A THOAND OTHER WORLDS. LATER APPEARANC HAVEN'T MENTNED , BUT THIS ULD BE A GOOD EXPLANATN WHY SAM IS PLETELY OKAY WH TAKG PAST MAX AS A REPLACEMENT GOLDFISH AFTER HIS CURRENT MAX'S HEROIC SACRIFICE, SCE MEANS THEY'RE PRACTILLY THE SAME MAX. I'M TAKG HER HOME WH ME!: DPE HIS SOCPATHIC PERSONALY, MAX HAS A FONDNS FOR CUTE THGS; WHEN HE SE SOMETHG HE LIK, HE WILL OCSNALLY ASK SAM IF HE N KEEP . IMMUNE TO MD CONTROL: IN THE GAM BY TELLTALE GAM, MAX N'T BE HYPNOTIZED. MANY THEORI ARE FLOATED FOR WHY THIS IS POSSIBLE OM HIS ATE MENTAL STABILY TO A METAL PLATE HIS HEAD OR EVEN A MASS OF LOST Q-TIPS STUCK HIS EARS PREVENTG HIM OM HEARG THE SUBSONIC WAV. INSISTENT TERMOLOGY: WHENEVER SOMEONE TRI TO SCRIBE MAX PHYSILLY, HE'LL OFTEN RPOND WH "I'M A LAGOMORPH." TECHNILLY MEANS HE'S A MEMBER OF THE ORR LAGOMORPHA, WHICH VERS ALL SPECI OF RABBS, HAR, AND PIKAS. ALTERNATELY, HE'S BEEN SCRIBED AS A "RABBY THG", SO HE MIGHT NOT BE ANY SPECIFIC SPECI AT ALL. KILLED OFF FOR REAL: ONE ERATN OF HIM, ANYWAY. FORTUNATELY HE HAS A BODY DOUBLE URTY OF A TIMELE SPL "CHARTS OF THE DOGS". KILLER RABB: QUE LERALLY, THOUGH WHAT KD OF RABB IS LEFT AMBIGUO DUE TO THE INSISTENT TERMOLOGY ABOVE. LARGE HAM: IN FREELANCE POLICE, WHERE HE BURSTS TO SCREAMG AND YELLG AT RANDOM. LET'S GET DANGERO!: FOR ALL HIS SOCPATHY, MAX'S MAYHEM IS UALLY LIMED TO EXTREMELY POOR CISN-MAKG AND OFFSCREEN BEATGS. BUT "WHAT'S NEW, BEELZEBUB?", DEMON PEEPERS MAK THE HORRIBLE MISTAKE OF CLAIMG TO BE SAM'S REAL PARTNER AND BT IEND, AND MAX LERALLY RIPS HIM APART. LIKE YOU WOULD REALLY DO IT: WE'RE TOLD OM THE VERY BEGNG THAT IF MAX OVES HIS POWERS, HIS HEAD WILL MOST LIKELY TCH FIRE AND HE WILL EXPLO. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS, AND NOW HE'S KILLED OFF FOR REAL. LIVG WEAPON: SOMETIM SAM WILL PRACTILLY GRAB HIM AND E HIM THE LERAL SENSE. IN SAM & MAX H THE ROAD HE'S PART OF SAM'S VENTORY. THE MAGIC WAS INSI YOU ALL ALONG: FOR ONCE, PLAYED PLETELY STRAIGHT THE FALE OF "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS". MOOD-SWGER: MAX N GO OM LM TO PLETELY BALLISTIC ABOUT .05 SENDS. MORALY CHA: SAM ACTUALLY HAS A PRETTY VLENT TEMPER, AND HE ONLY REALLY KEEPS UNR NTROL FOR MAX'S SAKE. AS SOON AS HE'S OUT OF THE PICTURE, SAM N TOTALLY SNAP. MAX SEEMS TO HAVE SOME AWARENS OF THIS AND WILL E HIS FLUENCE TO EHER SOOTHE OR GOAD SAM WHEN HE LOS HIS TEMPER. MORE TEETH THAN THE OSMOND FAY: IF THERE'S ONE THG THAT MAX TAK SERLY, 'S HIS SHARP, BEAR TRAP-LIKE TEETH. NEVER GOT TO SAY GOODBYE: SAM AND MAX NEVER GET A CHANCE TO SAY FAREWELL TO EACH OTHER BEFORE "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP"'S FALE, BEE MAX NEVER RETURNS TO NORMAL AFTER ALL. ALL THEY GET IS ONE LAST WAVE. NIGHTMARE FUEL STATN ATTENDANT: "ENJOYING THE RIDE, SAM?" NOMAL HERO: HE RARELY TENDS TO SAVE THE DAY; SAM JT POTS HIM AT THE BAD GUYS AND LETS HIM GO WILD. NO MOUTH: WHEN HIS MOUTH IS CLOSED, UALLY BEE HE'S SURPRISED OR NTEMPLATIVE, PLETELY DISAPPEARS. PET THE DOG: NO, NOT SAM; BUT "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", THE PLAYER BEARS WNS TO THE FIRST AND LAST TLY UNSELFISH ACT MAX HAS EVER PERFORMED DURG THE "SAVE SYBIL" SCENE. POWER GLOWS: ONCE DR. NORRGTON UNLOCKS MAX'S FULL PSYCHIC POTENTIAL WE SEE THIS E TO PLAY. POWER BORN OF MADNS: ACRDG TO PAPIERWAE, THE ONLY PEOPLE ON THIS DIMENSNAL PLANE WH THE GIFT ARE THE SANE, THE SIMPLE, OR THE FECTIVE. MAX FS ALL OF THE TEGORI. PRINT EVIL: MAX GETS ELECTED PRINT OF THE UNED STAT THE FIRST SEASON, AND STICKS. HE MOV THE OVAL OFFICE TO HIS OFFICE AND ENACTS VAR DANGERO LAWS, WH HIS ADMISTRATN BEG NOTABLE FOR S MANY GIANT KILLER ROBOT-BASED POLICI. PSYCHO SIKICK: SAM'S LOVABLY HOMICIDAL SIKICK. IRONILLY, HE'S THE MORE POWERFUL OF THE FREELANCE POLICE. HE'S THE PRINT, HIGH PRIT, AND KG OF THREE DIFFERENT CIVILIZATNS, AND AS OF SAM & MAX: THE DEVIL'S PLAYHOE, HAS CREASGLY POWERFUL PSYCHIC POWERS. THERE'S A POT "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS" WHERE YOU N READ SAM'S MD, AND FD THAT HE'S PRIVATELY WORRYG TO HIMSELF THAT MAX WON'T WANT A PARTNER ANYMORE, NOW THAT HE'S SO STRONG. YET HE'S PERFECTLY HAPPY TO FOLLOW SAM AROUND AND DO WHAT HE SAYS. PSYCHO SUPPORTER: OF HUGH BLISS. HE'S ALSO A HUGE FAN OF FLT PAPER, AND ONCE EXPLICLY STAT THAT WHAT HE RPECTS ABOUT HIM IS THE FACT THAT HE'S REALLY SANE. HE EVEN WR FAN FICTN ABOUT HIM. PUPPY-DOG EY: PART OF HIS WOUND GAZELLE GAMB. DON'T WORK THAT WELL, THOUGH, SCE HIS BEADY BROWN EY MORE CLOSELY REMBLE THOSE OF A SHARK THAN A PUPPY. REPLACEMENT GOLDFISH: AFTER MAX'S ATH "THE CY THAT DARE NOT SLEEP", SAM ATTEMPTS TO CLONE HIM OM HIS DNA TO REPLACE HIM AND FAILS. SOON AFTER, THOUGH, SAM MEETS PAST MAX OM "CHARTS OF THE DOGS" AND CIS THAT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM. IT HELPS THAT SCE MAX IS IMPLIED TO BE PART OF A MULTIVERSE HIVE MD, HE'S PRACTILLY THE SAME PRENT MAX ALL BUT CHRONOLOGIL MEMORI. RIDDLE FOR THE AG: JT WHERE DO HE KEEP THAT GUN? SEE CATCHPHRASE ABOVE AS TO MAX'S UAL RPONSE, ALTHOUGH HE DID ONCE SUGGT THAT HE'D TELL SAM PRIVATELY, A HIGHLY NTROLLED SUATN. RIPPLE-EFFECT-PROOF MEMORY: MAX WAS NOT AFFECTED BY SAMMUN-MAK'S CHANGG OF HISTORY PRUMABLY DUE TO HAVG THE GIFT. THE SOCPATH: IS EQUENTLY REFERRED TO AS ONE. HOW TE THIS SIGNATN IS PENDS ON THE VIEWER. STYLISTIC SUCK: MAX APPARENTLY DREAMS OF BEG A WRER, AND HAS HUNDREDS OF IAS FOR NOVELS. BUT NONE OF THEM ARE VERY...GOOD. TEMPORAL PARADOX: DPE HIS ATH AT THE END OF SEASON 3, HIS PAST SELF QUICKLY APPEARS OM THE TIME TRAVELG ELEVATOR TO FILL HIS RECENTLY CEASED FUTURE SELF'S PLACE, ALLOWG FOR MORE ADVENTUR. THEY KILLED KENNY AGA: COUNTG THE ICS, RTOON, GAM, AND ONE UNFISHED IC WHICH PURCELL HAS POSTED BS OF ONLE, MAX HAS BEEN KILLED AT LEAST 5 TIM THROUGHOUT THE SERI (CLUDG BAD DAY ON THE MOON, NIGHT OF THE RAVG DEAD, THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP, AN UNTLED STRIP THE DUO KILL THEMSELV TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE DIE, AND THE AFORMENTNED UNFISHED IC). IN ALL S, THIS WAS TEMPORARY AND QUICKLY ROLVED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. TRIGGER-HAPPY: WHILE SAM MOSTLY HIS GUN TO SOLVE PUZZL, MAX'S SOLUTN TO ALMOST ANY PROBLEM IS TO SHOOT . TOILET HUMOR: HIS TRAMARK ARMP FARTS. VOL EVOLUTN: ROBERT TKLER IALLY DID AN IMPRSN OF NICK JAMON'S VOICE FOR THE CHARACTER AND GAVE HIM A SCRATCHY VOICE, BEFORE DROPPG THE NEW YORK ACCENT AND GIVG HIM A HIGHER-PCHED "SHOWMAN"-STYLE VOICE. DAVE BOAT EPENED HIS VOICE FOR MAX FOLLOWG POKER NIGHT 2, SETTLG TO A SUABLE IMATN OF WILLIAM KASTEN. WASN'T THAT FUN?: EXPECT MAX TO VOKE SOME VARIATN OF THIS AFTER ANY ATH-FYG PA. WEIRDNS MAG MAX: ALIEN SHIPS LOVE TO ABDUCT ME. IS MY FLT THAT I LOOK SO PROBE-ABLE? WHAT YOU ARE THE DARK: WHEN SEPARATED OM SAM, WHO TYPILLY KEEPS HIM FOCED ON SAVG THE DAY, MAX'S IMMEDIATE STCT IS TO RCUE SAM AND TO SAVE THE DAY UNPROVOKED. WOULDN'T HURT A CHILD: MAX ACTUALLY SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE KIDS, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE OBVLY TERRIFIED OF HIM. EVEN JT HAVG HIM WAVE TO THEM RC THEM TO TEARS. IN "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", WHEN SYBIL GO TO LABOR, HE MANAG TO REGA ENOUGH NTROL OF HIMSELF TO ORR EVERYONE THE HELL OUT SO THAT SHE N GIVE BIRTH SAFELY. THIS IS WHAT ULTIMATELY PROV TO THE NARRATOR THAT HE'S PABLE OF BEG SELFLS AND IS WORTH LIVG. THIS IS SPE THE FACT THAT HE WAS MUT AWAY OM EXPLODG AND IF THEY'D STAYED A LTLE LONGER, THEY ULD HAVE SAVED HIM. YOUR HEAD ASPLO: AT THE END OF "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", DUE TO AN OVERLOAD OF PSYCHIC ENERGY AND A NUCLEAR BOMB STUCK HIS HEAD.OTHER CHARACTERS
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RENNTRE GRATUE GAY à PARIS, (75)

Gus if is gay Lately says this or one more celebry is gay, but now also speculate wh somethg halfway like regardls of whether Max Flt is gay. "I have been gay my entire life, sce I was a child. Though some of that live big ci n feel like half of the world is gay, 's a stark difference om many livg small towns.

"I was takg my mom somewhere one day and she jt asked 'are you gay? "I was so sred of what actually meant to ll yourself gay so even the first man I dated, I still thought that afterwards I was gog to eventually meet a girl and get married bee that's what men did, " he said.

"But I was steadfast that like 'I'm gay and I probably shouldn't have been talg to someone that was 20 but I'm not gog to therapy, '" he said. Apparently Bex Banks was the last to fd out he was gay. Though he was engaged gay sex, he didn't intify as gay.

THE EPONYMO DUO    SAM SAMVOICED BY: BILL FARMER (H THE ROAD), HARVEY ATK (CARTOON), DAVID NOWL (TELLTALE SERI, POKER NIGHT 2, THIS TIME IT'S VIRTUAL!)"YOU CRACK ME UP, LTLE BUDDY!"SAM IS ONE-HALF OF THE TULAR FREELANCE POLICE AND IS PICTED AS A SIX-FOOT TALL ANTHROPOMORPHIC DOG A FILM NOIR-STYLED SU AND FEDORA. HE TENDS TO E OFF AS MORE LEVEL-HEAD AND LS VLENT THAN HIS PARTNER MAX, BUT NOT BY MUCH. HE'S PASSNATE ABOUT JTICE, HEAVY WEAPONRY, AND BLUEGRASS; AND, TO A LSER EXTENT, POPSICL, ALTHOUGH HE'S SELF-NSC ABOUT HIS WEIGHT. HE RETAS A MOSTLY LAID-BACK PERSONALY, EXCEPT FOR HIS ENTHIASM FOR HIS WARPED SENSE OF JTICE. MAX IS UALLY THE ONLY THG KEEPG HIM OM TAKG HIS "JOB" TOO SERLY.ALTHOUGH MOST OF THE TIME HE ACTS LIKE A HUMAN A DOG STUME, SAM SOMETIM BEHAV LIKE A DOG, STICKG HIS HEAD OUT THE WDOW, WHG, GROWLG, OR ENJOYG DOG TREATS. HE WAS BORN MARCH 3RD, PRUMABLY SOMETIME THE 1970'S, AND HAS BEEN BT IENDS WH MAX EVER SCE THEY WERE CHILDREN. SCE THEN, THEY'BE BEEN SEPARABLE, LIVG AND WORKG TOGETHER. HE WIELDS A HAND CANNON REVOLVER, WHICH HE'S QUICK TO E, SPE HAVG TERRIBLE AIM, OR THE FACT HE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD "AIM" EVEN MEANS. ACQUIRED POISON IMMUNY: IN "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", HE MENTNS THAT HE'S VELOPED AN IMMUNY TO CHOLATE (ONE OF THE SUBSTANC THAT IS POISONO TO DOGS) DUE TO NSUMG SO MANY FUDGE ICE CREAM BARS. ADAPTATNAL BADASS: IN THE GAM, HE'S A MUCH BETTER SHOT WH HIS GUN THAN THE ICS, ABLE TO H WHATEVER HE'S AIMG AT WH EASE. THOUGH THIS TROPE IS PLAYED WH AND BALANCED OUT BY HIM NOT BEG AS TRIGGER HAPPY AND GENERALLY REFG TO E HIS GUN ON LIVG PEOPLE. ADAPTATNAL HEROISM: DOWNPLAYED, BUT HIS COMEDIC SOCPATHY IS RCED THE GAM PARED TO THE ICS AND RTOON. THIS IS LIKELY DONE TO MAKE HIM, THE PLAYER CHARACTER, MORE OF AN AUDIENCE SURROGATE. ADAPTATNAL INTELLIGENCE: NOT THAT HE WAS EVER DUMB, BUT THE GAM TURN HIM OM "RELATIVELY OL-HEAD AND A SOMEWHAT RATNAL THKER" TO AN OUTRIGHT GUILE HERO PABLE OF TRICKG, CEIVG, AND MANIPULATG EVERYONE - OM JACKASS UNTRY SGERS TO ELDRCH ABOMATNS TENT ON STROYG THE WORLD - ORR TO GET WHAT HE WANTS. THE TELLTALE GAM DO MAKE HIM WIELD THE IDT BALL OM TIME TO TIME, THOUGH. MUCH OF THIS N FAIRLY EASILY BE TRACED BACK TO SIMPLY THEM BEG ADVENTURE GAM - BY THEIR VERY NATURE, SAM IS GOG TO NEED TO SOLVE JT ABOUT EVERY SGLE ONE OF HIS PROBLEMS OF OFF THE BACK OF HIS WS ALONE. AMBIGUOLY BI: IN "THE PENAL ZONE," WHEN YOU FD A WEDDG RG, YOU N E ON MAX AND HE'LL IMAGE PROPOSG TO HIM. SAM CIS NOT TO DO , BUT YOU N ALSO E ON AN OBVLY MALE GORILLA GUARD AND HE'LL ACTUALLY GET THROUGH MOST OF THE PROPOSAL BEFORE BEG SHOT DOWN. IN “ABE LLN MT DIE!”, SAM MAK THE STARTLG DISVERY THAT MAX IS HIS SOULMATE, AT LEAST ACRDG TO SYBIL’S MATCHMAKG SERVICE. MAX IS EQUALLY TAKEN ABACK, HAVG BEEN ASSIGNED SAM AS HIS SOULMATE. THE TWO AGREE NEVER TO ADDRS THE MATTER FURTHER. ADDNALLY, POKER NIGHT 2 WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS RELATNSHIP STAT, HE WILL SAY THAT HE IS "OFF THE MARKET" NFINTIALLY. SEEG AS HOW ALL OF THE FEMAL HIS DAY-TO-DAY LIFE ARE EHER TAKEN OR UNTERTED, MAX IS THE ONLY LOGIL NDIDATE FOR THIS. HE'S SEEMGLY EXCED WHEN HE HEARS THERE'S GOG TO BE A STRIPPER AT GOLEM LLN'S BACHELOR'S PARTY... WHICH TURNS TO SHOCK AND DISMAY WHEN THE STRIPPER TURNS OUT TO BE JURGEN'S MONSTER. IN THE ICS, WHEN MAX IS KIDNAPPED AS A SACRIFICE BY A BUNCH OF VOLNO GOD CULTISTS, HE GETS VERY TERTED THE PROSPECT OF NUBILE CULTIST WOMEN AND HAS TO FORCE HIMSELF TO REMEMBER MAX'S DILEMMA. AS THE PLAYER NAVIGAT THE TUNNEL OF TOUGH LOVE SAM & MAX: THIS TIME IT’S VIRTUAL!, MAX OFFHANDLY ASKS SAM "HOW ARE THGS WH SAN, ANYWAY?". SAM HUFFS "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ." BAREFOOT CARTOON ANIMAL: HE WEARS NO SHO AT ALL. THIS GETS ED FOR A UPLE OF JOK "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", WHEN SAMMUN-MAK BANS, THEN ADMIR AGLETS, THE LTLE PLASTIC THGS AT THE END OF SHOELAC. BEAR HUG: WHEN HE'S FEELG AFFECTNATE TOWARDS MAX, HE WILL PULL HIM TO ONE. BERSERK BUTTON: SEVERAL, CLUDG LLG HIM MCGFF, LLG HIM FAT, TRYG TO GIVE HIM PK BELLI, AND PECIALLY TRYG TO HARM MAX. HE NEARLY SHOOTS A KID WHO LLS HIM FAT SPE SAID KID BEG HIS PAST SELF. "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!" REVEALS HIS BIGGT ONE. EVEN TEMPORARILY, DON'T KILL MAX. HE'LL REMD YOU THAT BETWEEN A HYPERVLENT ID-DRIVEN LAGOMORPH AND A 6 FOOT TALL DOG MAN, YOU SHOULD BE MORE AAID OF THE DOG BARG HIS TEETH. BEWARE THE NICE ON: SAM N BE PRETTY SRY WHEN SOMEONE PRS ONE OF HIS BERSERK BUTTONS. MAX IS UALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO N LM HIM DOWN. BETWEEN THE LAID BACK GIANT DOG WH A SWEET TOOTH AND THE CHEERFULLY VLENT HYPERKETIC RABB-THG, 'S TELLG THAT THE LATTER IS THE MORALY CHA. IN EPISO 303 OF THE TELLTALE GAM SERI, "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", WE LEARN SAM DON'T LOOK TOO KDLY ON PEOPLE WHO STEAL HIS BT IEND'S BRA. IT NOT ONLY PRS ONE OF HIS BERSERK BUTTONS AN EPIC WAY, BUT ALSO MEANS MAX IS NOT HERE TO LM HIM DOWN. ON THE PL SI, WE GET TO SEE SAM PARODY GRTY FILM-NOIR TECTIV (SUCH AS FLT PAPER). BIG FRIENDLY DOG: MEETS ALL THREE CRERIA ON AVERAGE, BUT FELY NOT ALL THREE ALL THE TIME. ALSO, KD OF TOUCHY ABOUT THE "BIG" PART. DEFELY BIG A HEIGHT SENSE AS WELL. IN POKER NIGHT 2, HE UP TO ASH'S BICEP, EVEN WHOUT HIS HAT. PURCELL AT ONE POT SAYS THAT IF SAM WERE A REAL-LIFE DOG, HE WOULD BE CLOST TO AN IRISH WOLFHOUND. AS THE PICTURE THE LK SHOWS, IRISH WOLFHOUNDS ARE ENORMO. BIG FUN: MOST OF THE TIME, SAM IS VERY POLE AND GENIAL TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE, IF A B SNARKY. THIS IS PECIALLY TE OF SAM'S CHARACTERIZATN THE ANIMATED SERI. BIG "NO!": HOWLS THIS "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!" WHEN HE SE THE LOBOTOMIZED SHELL OF HIS BT IEND. CATCHPHRASE: SEVERAL, CLUDG: "YOU CRACK ME UP, LTLE BUDDY!" "WELL, HERE WE ARE /ON/AT [NAME OF LOTN]..." "HOLY/SWEET [ELABORATE NONSEQUUR]!" COLD HAM: SAM NEVER RAIS HIS VOICE AND GENERALLY KEEPS A LAIDBACK, LM MEANOR, BUT HE'S PRONE TO OVER-THE-TOP, FLOWERY METAPHORS, WACKY DIALOGUE, AND GOG ON RANDOM TANGENTS. DPAIR EVENT HORIZON: IN "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", LOSG MAX FOR REAL. HE IS PLETELY SILENT AND WANRS AIMLSLY THROUGH THE CY, HUGGG HIMSELF AND LOOKG LIKE HE'S GOG TO CRY. DRIV LIKE CRAZY: THE BT THG YOU N SAY ABOUT HIS DRIVG IS THAT AT LEAST HE'S NOT MAX. EXPOSPEAK GAG: SAM WILL NEARLY ALWAYS SAY SOMETHG ELABORATE AND OVERLY EDE AS OPPOSED TO SIMPLE. AMGLY PLITED PHRAS, SOMETIM HAVG MAX LAMPSHA , ARE THE RNERSTONE OF HIS WORDPLAY. EXPANSN PACK PAST: OCSNALLY HE WILL REMEMBER WHEN HE DID SOME SORT OF JOB AFTER GETTG OUT HIGH SCHOOL AND BEFORE BEE FREELANCE POLICE. FOR EXAMPLE, HE WAS A CIRC ACROBAT, A CRANNY PLUMBER AND...A MONKEY. HE ALSO APPARENTLY WENT TO FLIGHT STEWARSS SCHOOL, WHICH IS WHY HE SOMETIM OFFERS PEOPLE WARM TOWELS OR PILLOWS DURG TERROGATNS. EXTREME OMNIVORE: MAX IS JT A REGULAR JUNK-FOOD HOARDG BIG EATER, BUT SAM IS FELY ONE OF THE. JT LISTEN TO ONE OF HIS PIZZA ORRS. FGER GUN: HIS FAVORE GTURE WHEN HE IS NOT ACTUALLY HOLDG A GUN. FURRY REMR: WHEN HE FDS A CHOLATE BAR MAX'S VENTORY "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", HE REMARKS THAT MAX HAD BEEN TRYG TO POISON HIM. THANKFULLY, HE'S BEEN EATG ENOUGH FUDGE BARS TO BUILD UP AN IMMUNY TO CHOLATE. GUT FIGHTER: ONE OF THE OPPOSG PLAYERS POKER NIGHT 2. HAND CANNON REVOLVER: HIS WEAPON, "BETSY / BIG KILL", PLETE WH INFE AMMO. HAT BEG TOUCHED: THE ONLY PERSON THAT HE LETS TOUCH HIM IS MAX. HEARTBROKEN BADASS: NOIR SAM OM "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!" IS BASILLY A PARODY OF THIS: HE'S NOT ONLY IMATG RINT BADASS FLT PAPER, HE ALSO HAS AN OPTN THE TERROGATN WHEEL TO GO TO RAMBLG SPEECH. HEROIC BSOD: "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP"'S ENDG CREDS ARE NOTHG BUT HIM WALKG ALONE THROUGH THE CY TOWARDS THE HARBOR, A STUNNED EXPRSN ON HIS FACE AS THE LONELY PIANO PIECE DO S THG. HEROIC COMEDIC SOCPATH: HOWEVER, PARED TO MAX, HE N PASS FOR NORMAL. THE GAM MAKE HIM EVEN R, DUE TO HIS POSN AS THE PLAYER CHARACTER. HE STILL UNTS, THOUGH, AS SOMEONE WHO CHEERFULLY FLICTS PA AND SUFFERG FOR D AMEMENT, OR SIMPLY BEE 'S THE MOST NVENIENT WAY TO AL WH A PROBLEM. HOLLYWOOD TONE-DEAF: HE HOWLS HIS SONGS. I CALL IT "VERA": HIS HAND CANNON IS LLED "BETSY" THE ICS. IT'S NEVER LLED BY NAME THE TELLTALE GAM, BUT TEAM FORTRS 2 LLS THE "BIG KILL". IMMUNE TO MD CONTROL: IN THE GAM BY TELLTALE GAM, SAM HAS A HYPNOSIS-BLOCKG VICE BUILT TO HIS HAT OM THE END OF "CULTURE SHOCK" ON. UNFORTUNATELY, WHEN HE BEME "NOIR SAM" "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", HE DCHED THE HAT WHILE ON HIS RAMPAGE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MAX'S BRA MEANG HE WAS UNABLE TO PROTECT HIMSELF WHEN SAMM-MAK REWROTE REALY. WHOOPSIE. IT'S PERSONAL: HE HAS PARTICULAR ENMY TOWARDS JURGEN FOR KILLG HIM AND MAX TO TURN THEM TO ZOMBI. HIS REASONG OF TURNG TO NOIR SAM IS BEE SOMEONE STOLE HIS BUDDY'S BRA AND HE WANTS ANSWERS. JERKASS: EVEN THOUGH HE AND MAX ARE BT IENDS, HE SEEMS TO ABE HIM QUE OFTEN WHEN SHG FOR THE PHONE OR JT OUT OF THE BLUE. BUT WHO KNOWS, MAX PROBABLY ENJOYS . HE ALSO BTED THE TAIL LIGHT ON SOME RANDOM AND UNFORTUNATE DRIVER'S R, PULLED HIM OVER AND FED HIM $10,000 FOR DRIVG WH A BROKEN TAIL LIGHT THAT SAM ED. JERK WH A HEART OF GOLD: HE DO STILL TRI TO HELP OTHERS TENTNALLY, EVEN IF DON'T BENEF HIM AT TIM, AND HE'S GENERALLY POLE. LATE TO THE PUNCHLE: IT TAK SAM ABSURDLY LONG TO GET SUPERBALL'S "AS A MEDIUM, I'M MORE OF AN EXTRA SMALL" JOKE, BUT WHEN HE DO, HE CRACKS UP. MAD LIBS CATCHPHRASE: "HOLY/SWEET NON SEQUUR!" MY GREATT FAILURE: SAM IS UNABLE TO SAVE MAX AT THE END OF "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP". THE NICKNAMER: LOU THE BOWLG BALL, STEAMY THE BOILER, DONKEY WRONG FOR SKUN-KA'PE, AND SO FORTH. NO CELEBRI WERE HARMED: INVOKED BY SOME OF SAM'S VOICE ACTORS. BILL FARMER'S TERSE PERFORMANCE OF SAM IS PATTERNED AFTER JACK WEBB'S PORTRAYAL OF JOE FRIDAY DRAG. HARVEY ATK'S MORE UPBEAT, CHEERFUL PORTRAYAL OF SAM IS PATTEREND AFTER JOHN AST, BT KNOWN AS GOMEZ ADDAMS. "NOT WEARG PANTS" DREAM: AT THE END OF "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!," WE SEE ONE OF THE SAMULICRA (DOGGLEGANGERS) WALKG TOWARDS THE DUO AND SAM MAK A CRACK AT THE WAY THE CLONE IS DRSED HTG THAT HE HAS DREAMS ABOUT BEG PUBLIC HIS UNRWEAR.SAM: THIS IS JT LIKE THAT DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT. I WONR IF HE STUDIED FOR HIS FALS... ONLY SANE BY COMPARISON: ALTHOUGH HE'S REALLY NOT SANE, HE'S STILL MUCH MORE RATNAL THAN THE ECCENTRICS, WACKOS, AND EAKS THAT MAKE UP THE RT OF THE ST. POLICEMAN DOG: HE'S AN AN IRISH WOLFHOUND WHO WORKS AS A EELANCE POLICE TECTIVE. PRIVATE DETECTIVE: HIS NOMAL JOB, ALTHOUGH HE BE MORE OF A GENERAL-PURPOSE PROBLEM-SOLVER/ER AS TIME GO ON. PSYCHO ELECTRO: WELL, NOT HIM. PAST SAM, AN ALTERNATE-TIMELE SAM CREATED "CHARTS OF THE DOGS". ACRDG TO PAST MAX, HE BEME A MONSTER AND WAS STROYED, MUCH LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO MAX "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP". HOWEVER, STEAD OF PSYCHIC POWERS, HE HAD MONSTRO ELECTROMAGIC POWERS. REPLACEMENT GOLDFISH: ACRDG TO PAST MAX, PAST SAM WAS KILLED AN CINT MIRRORG MAX'S ATH "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", PROMPTG PAST MAX TO TIME TRAVEL ORR TO TEAM UP WH SAM. ROARG RAMPAGE OF REVENGE: SAM GO NUCLEAR "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!" AFTER DISVERG THE TULAR EVENT, AND TEARS ACROSS NEW YORK A BARELY-HERENT HURRINE OF TERROGATN UNTIL HE FDS OUT THAT HIS PARTNER'S OKAY. THEN HE IMMEDIATELY OLS DOWN AGA. SQUIPEDALIAN LOQUACNS: SAM IS FOND OF G BIG WORDS, MUCH TO MAX'S IRRATN. SIGNATURE HEADGEAR: HIS TRAMARK FEDORA IS SO SLIM, SS ON TOP OF HIS HEAD. SOMETIME BETWEEN EPISO ONE AND TWO OF THE FIRST SEASON HE MANAGED TO F AN ANTI-HYPNOSIS VICE (A AT HANGER ON TOP OF A LANR) . IT'S HIS BUY- EM POKER NIGHT 2, AND TEAM FORTRS 2 FANS N W FOR THEIR VERY OWN, WHERE 'S LLED THE "BLOODHOUND." IT'S WEARABLE BY BOTH SNIPER AND SPY. SOPHISTITED AS HELLMAXIM: WHY N'T PEOPLE JT ALL GET ALONG, SAMETH? SAMETH: BEE MOST PEOPLE ARE *BLEEP*'D, MAXIM. ALSO: SAMMUN-MAK: WHAT IS A "LASER LIGHT SHOW?" SAM: ...ACTUALLY, I KD OF FET, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE BCH'. THE STRAIGHT MAN: THIS BE A PLOT POT ONE EPISO WHERE A VILLA CHARLIE HO-TEP SPECIFILLY WANTS A STRAIGHT MAN TO HELP OUT WH HIS PLAN, AND SAM IS THE PERFECT KD OF EASY-TO-MANIPULATE CHARACTER WHO JT DO WHAT HE'S TOLD. SWEET TOOTH: HE'S NSTANTLY SHOWN WH POPSICL OR ICE CREAM, AND IS LERALLY UNABLE TO RIST FUDGIE FREEZE ICE CREAM BARS. THIS BE A PUZZLE "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS" WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SAM NOT EAT A FUDGIE FREEZE AND STEAD GIVE TO ONE OF THE SAMULACRA. TEENY WEENIE: A UPLE OF TIM THE SERI, MAX HTS THAT SAM MIGHT BE PACKG LIGHT BETWEEN HIS LEGS. MOST NOTABLY REALY 2.0, AND RATHER THAN NYG , HE JT TAK THE SAME JAB AT MAX!SAM: COOL! I HAVE A +2 SWORD! MAX: OH YOU'RE JT PENSATG FOR SOMETHG! SAM: YOU'RE A FE ONE TO TALK! TRIGGER-HAPPY: NOT QUE AS WILLG TO DULGE GRATUO VLENCE AS MAX, BUT JT BARELY. UNORTHODOX RELOAD: PUTS MORE AMMO TO HIS REVOLVER BY DIRECTLY SPLASHG TO THE CHAMBERS. UNSCPULO HERO: SAM WILL DO JT ABOUT ANYTHG TO SOLVE A SE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH STCTN . VRLIC BT BUDS: OFTEN SNARKY, SULTG, OR DOWNRIGHT ABIVE TO MAX, AND MAX UALLY RETURNS THE FAVOR - BUT 'S MA VERY, VERY CLEAR THROUGHOUT THAT THEY N'T LIVE WHOUT EACH OTHER. VOL EVOLUTN: DAVID NOWL'S VOICE FOR SAM SLOWLY GOT EPER OVER THE URSE OF HIS TENURE, BEFORE BEG MUCH HIGHER-PCHED FOR THIS TIME IT'S VIRTUAL. WEIRDNS CENSOR: EPISO 305 REVEALS THAT HIS BRA TEMPORARILY SHUTS SELF OFF IF REALIZ 'S ABOUT TO GET SOME TRMATIZG RMATN (LIKE, HOW DID THE DISEMBODIED HEAD OF THE LLN MEMORIAL STATUE MANAGE TO IMPREGNATE A HUMAN WOMAN?)    MAX MAXVOICED BY: NICK JAMON (H THE ROAD), ROBERT TKLER (CARTOON), ANDREW CHAIK (1ST EPISO OF TELLTALE SERI), WILLIAM KASTEN (RT OF THE TELLTALE SERI, POKER NIGHT AT THE INVENTORY), DAVE BOAT (POKER NIGHT 2, THIS TIME IT'S VIRTUAL!)"DEATH FROM ABOVE!"MAX IS A "HYPERKETIC RABBY THG" AND THE SEND HALF OF THE FREELANCE POLICE. UNHGED, UNHIBED AND NEAR PSYCHOTIC, MAX ENJOYS VLENCE AND TENDS TO PREFER THE AGGRSIVE WAY OF SOLVG PROBLEMS. STILL, HE HAS A SHARP MD AND AN OBSERVATNAL NATURE, AND 'S APPARENT THAT HIS SEEMGLY SHORT ATTENTN SPAN IS NOT BEE OF HIS ABILY TO FOC (ALTHOUGH THAT IS THERE), BUT STEAD BEE HE GROWS BORED EASILY AND ALWAYS WANTS TO TRY NEW EXPERIENC.ALTHOUGH HE SEEMS TO HAVE A HEARTLS PERSONALY, HE SEEMS TO GENUELY RE ABOUT HIS FEW IENDS; HE STRONGLY BELIEV PROTECTG SAM AND N BE PRETTY POSSSIVE OVER THEIR STAT AS PARTNERS AND BT IENDS. HE DISLIK LONG STORI AND RAMBLG ANECDOT, AND OCSNALLY ASK SAM OR OTHER CHARACTERS NOT TO E CERTA WORDS, SUCH AS "ENSUE" OR "ACUMEN."HE WAS BORN JULY 10, PRUMABLY SOMETIME THE 1970'S, AND IS ABOUT THE SAME AGE AS SAM. FOR UNKNOWN REASONS, HE HAS A METAL PLATE HIS SKULL, AND THE THIRD SEASON, HE VELOPS PSYCHIC POWERS. HE WIELDS A LUGER PISTOL; BUT SCE HE'S NAKED, OTHER CHARACTERS EQUENTLY ASK HIM WHERE HE KEEPS , TO WHICH HE RPONDS "NONE OF YOUR DAMN BS." ADAPTATNAL NICE GUY: HE OFF AS MUCH MORE GOOD-NATURED THE RTOON. OF URSE, 'S STILL MAX AND HE ISN'T ALL SUNSHE AND RABOWS, BUT THE HEROIC PART OF HEROIC COMEDIC SOCPATH IS REALLY EMPHASIZED. AAID OF NEEDL: THIS IS ONLY EVER MENTNED ONCE, BUT ONE OF THE ICS, MAX IS TRYG TO GET A TATTOO. WHEN HE REALIZ THAT THE PROCS VOLV NEEDL, HE BEGS TO SCREAM UNTIL HE ACTUALLY PASS OUT OM FEAR. AMBIGUOLY GAY: MAX "DON'T LIKE GIRLS," WISH SAM WOULD STOP "LOOKG SO DAMN TASTY," NSTANTLY ATTACKS SAM (APPARENTLY NFG VLENCE WH AFFECTN,) AND NFED SAM PICKG UP AN ENGAGEMENT RG OM THE STREET WH A PROPOSAL. OF URSE, AFTER YOU TKER WH TIME "CHART OF THE DOGS", HE ACTS AS IF HE LOS THE "DON'T LIKE GIRLS" PART OF HIS PERSONALY, PECIALLY LTG FOR MOMMA BOS. HOWEVER, AFTERWARDS SEASON 3, SKUN-KA'P SNNERS DITE THAT HE WENT BACK TO NOT LIKG GIRLS. IN "POKER NIGHT AT THE INVENTORY", HOWEVER, HE EXPRS DISGT WHEN ASKED IF HE EVER SLEPT WH MOMMA BOS. IN "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", MAX N TALK WH GENERAL SKUN-KA'PE AT THE PLAARIUM, WHO CLAIMS THAT ACRDG TO HIS SNS, MAX DON'T LIKE GIRLS SPE HAVG EXPRSED A SIRE TO FD WOMEN. IT SEEMS THAT HE REALLY ISN'T REALLY ATTRACTED TO THE OPPOSE SEX, BUT HE FEELS PELLED TO ACT AS SUCH DUE TO THE AFOREMENTNED TIME TKERG. IN "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS", HE REFERS TO THE SAM CLON AS "SEXUALLY PROVOTIVE" AND "DASHG." EXCEPT FOR SAM HIMSELF, WHO SISTS THAT THEY'RE RAKISHLY HANDSOME BT, EVERYONE ELSE JT LLS THEM PORTLY OR HALF-NAKED. SO... AGA, "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS", THEY LEARN THAT BOS HAD TO BEE A MALE STRIPPER TO PAY OFF HIS BTS TO THE SO VEGAS. SAM SAYS "EW," WHILE MAX SAYS "INTERTG." ALTHOUGH HE'S APPARENTLY EXCED WHEN HE HEARS THERE'S GOG TO BE A STRIPPER AT GOLEM LLN'S BACHELOR'S PARTY... WHICH TURNS TO SHOCK WHEN THE STRIPPER TURNS OUT TO BE JURGEN'S MONSTER. IRONILLY, SPE THE ICS FEATURG THE PANEL WHERE SAM REMDS MAX THAT "HE'S NOT TERTED WOMEN", MAX ACTUALLY EXPRS AN TERT ON SEVERAL OCSNSNOTE SUCH AS THE TWO-PAGE IC OM THE "SURF' THE HIGHWAY" PAPERBACK, WHERE A SHIPWRECKED MAX HOP TO BE RCUED BY A SHIP FULL OF SUPERMOLS — MORE SO THAN SAM DO, FACT. STAT WHILE HIS "BLISS IS SEPERATED" (I.E. HIS VIC ARE WIPED OM HIS PERSONALY, LEAVG HIM PEACEFUL AND SCERE) THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HUGH BLISS'S LOVE CHILD. OVERALL, FURTHER MUDDYG MATTERS IS THE FACT THAT MAX WILL OFTEN HAVE TO BE REMD (TYPILLY BY SAM) ABOUT HIS AVERSN TO GIRLS. ASS SHOVE: PRUMABLY, WHERE HE KEEPS HIS GUN. ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT WHATEVER: MAX OCSNALLY SPUTTERS OUT THAT HE WANTS TO DO THIS. AND "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", HE DO...BUT THEN HE'S NOT REALLY HIMSELF. ATTENTN DEFIC... OOH, SHY!: "QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SAM GETS DISTRACT—OOH, SWCH!" AX-CRAZY: A SOMEWHAT BENIGN EXAMPLE. BADASS ADORABLE: HE'S A CUTE AND GOOFY RABB BUT HE ALWAYS LOV TO KICK ASS. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR: HIS FANTASI OF RAMPAGG ACROSS NEW YORK AS A KAIJU ARE GRANTED THE DEVIL'S PLAYHOE, BUT AT THE ST OF WRECKG THE CY HE NOMALLY PROTECTS, UNWTGLY HARMG THE IENDS HE GENUELY CHERISH, AND RULTS HIS OWN ATH. BERSERK BUTTON: DON'T LL MAX SHORT. EVEN MORE SO, NEVER CLAIM TO BE SAM'S BT IEND. DEMON PEEPERS NEVER LEARNED, SEEG AS HOW MAX KILLED HIM ABOUT TEN SENDS WHEN HE CLAIMED THAT. MAX HAS NUMERO OTHER MOR BUTTONS BASED ON HIS EVER-SHIFTG MENTAL STATE, CLUDG BEG PARED TO HIS FATHER AND HAVG "WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN" QUOTED AT HIM. HE ALSO VELOPED A SEVERE HATRED OF BANANG AFTER SAM KEPT THE GAG GOG TOO LONG, GOG TO GREAT LENGTHS TO AVOID BEG MENTNED AGA. HE GO ABSOLUTELY CRAZY WHEN ACTUALLY DO GET MENTNED. BIZARRE ALIEN BLOGY: IF SAM IS TO BE BELIEVED "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", HIS SIS LOOKG LIKE A STANDARD SUBURBAN HOEHOLD ISN'T ED BY ANY ELDRCH MAGICS ED BY HIS TRANSFORMATN TO A FLEDGLG ELR GOD, JT NATURALLY LOOKS THAT WAY. BLOOD KNIGHT: PARTICULARLY THE RTOON, BUT MAX REALLY LOV VLENCE ANY SHAPE OR FORM, WHETHER OR NOT HE'S THE ONE FLICTG , OR EVEN IF HE'S ON THE RECEIVG END. "THE SIMULATED 3D RNAGE MAK ME TGLE LIKE A PROM QUEEN!" CATCHPHRASE: WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHERE MAX KEEPS ANYTHG ON HIS NAKED PERSON, HE UALLY RPONDS WH SOME VARIATN OF, "NONE OF YOUR DAMN BS!" CHHIRE CAT GR: HIS FLT EXPRSN, THANKS TO HIS WI, JAGGED TEETH. COMBAT SADOMASOCHIST: MAX LIK BEG ON THE RECEIVG END OF PA AS MUCH AS HE DO DISHG OUT, MAX: (AFTER BEG UGHT AN EXPLOSN) THE PA IS ALMOST PHORIC, SAM! COOL GUN: HIS LUGER. CLOUD CUCKOO LANR: MAX'S GRIP ON REALY IS SHAKY AT BT. IT'S MORE PRONOUNCED THE RTOONS, WHERE HIS CLATN TO DISEMBOWEL HAD TO BE REED , BUT EVEN WHEN HE'S ALLOWED TO BE VLENT, HE IS (AS SAM PUTS THE VERY FIRST EPISO OF THE TELLTALE GAM) "AN UNFATHOMABLE WELL OF SOMETHG". CUTENS PROXIMY: WHEN HE AND SAM MEET BABY JIMMY HOFFA "MOAI BETTER BLU," HE'S RCED TO A PILE OF MH, SQUEALG THGS LIKE "HE'S JT ADORABLE!" AND "I N'T BELIEVE HOW PERFECT HE IS!" DIGNATED VICTIM: NOT TO A RIDICULO GREE, BUT SCE SAM IS THE PLAYER CHARACTER THE GAM, 'S UALLY MAX WHO ENDS UP GETTG PTURED, KILLED, OR -BRAED. DZY GENI: MAX HAS MEMORIZED PI TO A THOAND CIMAL PLAC, BUT N'T REMEMBER HOW TO OPEN THE CLOSET. DRIV LIKE CRAZY: BOTH SAM AND MAX DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTN TO THE L OF THE ROAD, BUT MAX IS NSIRABLY WORSE THAN SAM. EVERYONE HAS STANDARDS: IN POKER NIGHT AT THE INVENTORY, THE HEAVY'S STORY MAK EVEN MAX GAPE; OR DURG MAX'S NVERSATN WH TYCHO ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED DURG "CHARTS OF THE DOGS."".. YOU ASKG ME IF I EVER SHTUPPED MOMMA BOS?!" IN THE ANIMATED SERI, HE'S HORRIFIED BY THE IA OF PRISON RAPE.SAM [SI OF A PRISON SHOWER ROOM]: IF THE WALLS ULD TALK.MAX: I THK I'D PREFER IF THEY KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT. FLANRIZATN: DOWNPLAYED, BUT THE TELLTALE GAM AMP UP HIS IMPLIED GAYNS. THE RTOON AMPS UP HIS WACKS AS PENSATN FOR NOT BEG ALLOWED TO SHOWSE HIS VLENT STREAK AS MUCH. FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN: SURPRISGLY ENOUGH, MAX ADOR KIDS, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE CLEARLY TERRIFIED OF HIM. IT'S PARTICULARLY EVINT THE RTOON, BUT 'S MONSTRATED THE TELLTALE GAM (WHERE HE PERFORMS A HEROIC SACRIFICE TO SAVE SYBIL'S BABY) AND THE ICS. THE GIFT: HIS PSYCHIC POWERS SEASON 3. GRAND THEFT ME: IN "THEY STOLE MAX'S BRA!", SAM PUTS SAMMUN-MAK'S BRA MAX'S BODY BEE SAL WAS GOG TO THROW OUT IF HE DIDN'T START MOVG AROUND, FULLY TENDG TO REMOVE ONCE THEY GOT MAX'S BRA BACK. THGS DON'T EXACTLY WORK OUT; SAMMUN-MAK PLETELY HIJACKS MAX'S BODY AND HIS POWERS TO REWRE REALY AND MAKE HIM THE GOD-KG OF THE ENTIRE PLA. WHOOPS. GUT FIGHTER: ONE OF THE OPPOSG PLAYERS POKER NIGHT AT THE INVENTORY. HAMMERSPACE: ONE OF THE POSSIBLE PLAC THE PLETELY NAKED MAX ULD BE STORG HIS GUN. THIS HAS BEEN LEFT TENTNALLY MYSTER, BUT DURG A BRIEF BODY SWAP "NIGHT OF THE RAVG DEAD", SAM'S FIRST MENT ( MAX'S BODY) WAS "SO THAT'S WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR GUN!", WHICH IMPLI MAX HAS THE GUN SOMEWHERE ON HIS PERSON, RAISG ANOTHER POSSIBILY. ONE OF THE PLAC YOU GET TO VIS THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP, HOWEVER IS STATED TO BE MAX'S INVENTORY, WHICH IS CLUTTERED WH DIFFERENT THGS HE'S KEPT ON HIS PERSON ALL THIS TIME. HEROIC SACRIFICE: IN "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", THE NARRATOR PROMIS TO STAY BEHD AND GET MAX BACK TO NORMAL FIVE MUT—BUT THEY ONLY HAVE FOUR MUT BEFORE THE LAST MAIMTRON IS FIRED. FOR ONCE, THERE IS NO MAGIL DS EX MACHA TO HELP THEM AT THE LAST MUTE, SO WHEN MAX'S POWERS FALLY OVERWHELM HIM AND HE'S ON THE VERGE OF ACTUALLY EXPLODG, HE TELEPORTS AWAY TO SKUN-KA'PE'S SHIP TO SAVE THE CY. HEROIC COMEDIC SOCPATH: EXTRA EMPHASIS ON THE "EDIC" AND "SOCPATHIC" ASPECTS. HIDN DEPTHS: MAX IS APPARENTLY WRG A POIGNANT INU G-OF-AGE NOVEL. EXCEPT HE LOS A CHAPTER EACH TIME HE HAS TO MAKE ROOM FOR ANYTHG ELSE HIS BRA, SUCH AS MEMORIZG A NEW PHONE NUMBER. SAM DISVERS AN DBOOK SAMPLE OF , AMONG OTHER PLANNED BOOKS, MAX'S MD "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP". THE NARRATOR, HIS OWN SUPEREGO AND AN TEGRAL PART OF HIS PSYCHE, LOATH HIM. THIS PRETTY HEAVILY POTS TO THEM OF SELF-HATRED, WHICH CIS WH HIS THROWAWAY MENT EARLIER ON THAT HE'D BEEN LOOKG FOR SOMETHG TO DO EVER SCE HE FOUND OUT SUDOKU "DIDN'T VOLVE RUAL SUICI" (NFG FOR SEPPU) AND HIS REQUT TO BE HAND A PY OF THE MAGAZE "SELF-LOATHG WEEKLY". HE'S A FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN AND ABSOLUTELY ADOR THEM, WHICH IS SURPRISG NSIRG HOW PSYCHOTILLY VLENT HE IS. WATCH BRISH TV SHOWS SCE BRISH BREVY MAK THEM PERFECT FOR HIS SHORT ATTENTN SPAN. HIVE MD: WORD OF GOD STAT THAT MAX'S LNS ARE ED BY BEG PART OF ONE, AND SHARG MEMORI AND THOUGHTS WH A THOAND OTHER MAX A THOAND OTHER WORLDS. LATER APPEARANC HAVEN'T MENTNED , BUT THIS ULD BE A GOOD EXPLANATN WHY SAM IS PLETELY OKAY WH TAKG PAST MAX AS A REPLACEMENT GOLDFISH AFTER HIS CURRENT MAX'S HEROIC SACRIFICE, SCE MEANS THEY'RE PRACTILLY THE SAME MAX. I'M TAKG HER HOME WH ME!: DPE HIS SOCPATHIC PERSONALY, MAX HAS A FONDNS FOR CUTE THGS; WHEN HE SE SOMETHG HE LIK, HE WILL OCSNALLY ASK SAM IF HE N KEEP . IMMUNE TO MD CONTROL: IN THE GAM BY TELLTALE GAM, MAX N'T BE HYPNOTIZED. MANY THEORI ARE FLOATED FOR WHY THIS IS POSSIBLE OM HIS ATE MENTAL STABILY TO A METAL PLATE HIS HEAD OR EVEN A MASS OF LOST Q-TIPS STUCK HIS EARS PREVENTG HIM OM HEARG THE SUBSONIC WAV. INSISTENT TERMOLOGY: WHENEVER SOMEONE TRI TO SCRIBE MAX PHYSILLY, HE'LL OFTEN RPOND WH "I'M A LAGOMORPH." TECHNILLY MEANS HE'S A MEMBER OF THE ORR LAGOMORPHA, WHICH VERS ALL SPECI OF RABBS, HAR, AND PIKAS. ALTERNATELY, HE'S BEEN SCRIBED AS A "RABBY THG", SO HE MIGHT NOT BE ANY SPECIFIC SPECI AT ALL. KILLED OFF FOR REAL: ONE ERATN OF HIM, ANYWAY. FORTUNATELY HE HAS A BODY DOUBLE URTY OF A TIMELE SPL "CHARTS OF THE DOGS". KILLER RABB: QUE LERALLY, THOUGH WHAT KD OF RABB IS LEFT AMBIGUO DUE TO THE INSISTENT TERMOLOGY ABOVE. LARGE HAM: IN FREELANCE POLICE, WHERE HE BURSTS TO SCREAMG AND YELLG AT RANDOM. LET'S GET DANGERO!: FOR ALL HIS SOCPATHY, MAX'S MAYHEM IS UALLY LIMED TO EXTREMELY POOR CISN-MAKG AND OFFSCREEN BEATGS. BUT "WHAT'S NEW, BEELZEBUB?", DEMON PEEPERS MAK THE HORRIBLE MISTAKE OF CLAIMG TO BE SAM'S REAL PARTNER AND BT IEND, AND MAX LERALLY RIPS HIM APART. LIKE YOU WOULD REALLY DO IT: WE'RE TOLD OM THE VERY BEGNG THAT IF MAX OVES HIS POWERS, HIS HEAD WILL MOST LIKELY TCH FIRE AND HE WILL EXPLO. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS, AND NOW HE'S KILLED OFF FOR REAL. LIVG WEAPON: SOMETIM SAM WILL PRACTILLY GRAB HIM AND E HIM THE LERAL SENSE. IN SAM & MAX H THE ROAD HE'S PART OF SAM'S VENTORY. THE MAGIC WAS INSI YOU ALL ALONG: FOR ONCE, PLAYED PLETELY STRAIGHT THE FALE OF "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS". MOOD-SWGER: MAX N GO OM LM TO PLETELY BALLISTIC ABOUT .05 SENDS. MORALY CHA: SAM ACTUALLY HAS A PRETTY VLENT TEMPER, AND HE ONLY REALLY KEEPS UNR NTROL FOR MAX'S SAKE. AS SOON AS HE'S OUT OF THE PICTURE, SAM N TOTALLY SNAP. MAX SEEMS TO HAVE SOME AWARENS OF THIS AND WILL E HIS FLUENCE TO EHER SOOTHE OR GOAD SAM WHEN HE LOS HIS TEMPER. MORE TEETH THAN THE OSMOND FAY: IF THERE'S ONE THG THAT MAX TAK SERLY, 'S HIS SHARP, BEAR TRAP-LIKE TEETH. NEVER GOT TO SAY GOODBYE: SAM AND MAX NEVER GET A CHANCE TO SAY FAREWELL TO EACH OTHER BEFORE "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP"'S FALE, BEE MAX NEVER RETURNS TO NORMAL AFTER ALL. ALL THEY GET IS ONE LAST WAVE. NIGHTMARE FUEL STATN ATTENDANT: "ENJOYING THE RIDE, SAM?" NOMAL HERO: HE RARELY TENDS TO SAVE THE DAY; SAM JT POTS HIM AT THE BAD GUYS AND LETS HIM GO WILD. NO MOUTH: WHEN HIS MOUTH IS CLOSED, UALLY BEE HE'S SURPRISED OR NTEMPLATIVE, PLETELY DISAPPEARS. PET THE DOG: NO, NOT SAM; BUT "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", THE PLAYER BEARS WNS TO THE FIRST AND LAST TLY UNSELFISH ACT MAX HAS EVER PERFORMED DURG THE "SAVE SYBIL" SCENE. POWER GLOWS: ONCE DR. NORRGTON UNLOCKS MAX'S FULL PSYCHIC POTENTIAL WE SEE THIS E TO PLAY. POWER BORN OF MADNS: ACRDG TO PAPIERWAE, THE ONLY PEOPLE ON THIS DIMENSNAL PLANE WH THE GIFT ARE THE SANE, THE SIMPLE, OR THE FECTIVE. MAX FS ALL OF THE TEGORI. PRINT EVIL: MAX GETS ELECTED PRINT OF THE UNED STAT THE FIRST SEASON, AND STICKS. HE MOV THE OVAL OFFICE TO HIS OFFICE AND ENACTS VAR DANGERO LAWS, WH HIS ADMISTRATN BEG NOTABLE FOR S MANY GIANT KILLER ROBOT-BASED POLICI. PSYCHO SIKICK: SAM'S LOVABLY HOMICIDAL SIKICK. IRONILLY, HE'S THE MORE POWERFUL OF THE FREELANCE POLICE. HE'S THE PRINT, HIGH PRIT, AND KG OF THREE DIFFERENT CIVILIZATNS, AND AS OF SAM & MAX: THE DEVIL'S PLAYHOE, HAS CREASGLY POWERFUL PSYCHIC POWERS. THERE'S A POT "BEYOND THE ALLEY OF THE DOLLS" WHERE YOU N READ SAM'S MD, AND FD THAT HE'S PRIVATELY WORRYG TO HIMSELF THAT MAX WON'T WANT A PARTNER ANYMORE, NOW THAT HE'S SO STRONG. YET HE'S PERFECTLY HAPPY TO FOLLOW SAM AROUND AND DO WHAT HE SAYS. PSYCHO SUPPORTER: OF HUGH BLISS. HE'S ALSO A HUGE FAN OF FLT PAPER, AND ONCE EXPLICLY STAT THAT WHAT HE RPECTS ABOUT HIM IS THE FACT THAT HE'S REALLY SANE. HE EVEN WR FAN FICTN ABOUT HIM. PUPPY-DOG EY: PART OF HIS WOUND GAZELLE GAMB. DON'T WORK THAT WELL, THOUGH, SCE HIS BEADY BROWN EY MORE CLOSELY REMBLE THOSE OF A SHARK THAN A PUPPY. REPLACEMENT GOLDFISH: AFTER MAX'S ATH "THE CY THAT DARE NOT SLEEP", SAM ATTEMPTS TO CLONE HIM OM HIS DNA TO REPLACE HIM AND FAILS. SOON AFTER, THOUGH, SAM MEETS PAST MAX OM "CHARTS OF THE DOGS" AND CIS THAT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM. IT HELPS THAT SCE MAX IS IMPLIED TO BE PART OF A MULTIVERSE HIVE MD, HE'S PRACTILLY THE SAME PRENT MAX ALL BUT CHRONOLOGIL MEMORI. RIDDLE FOR THE AG: JT WHERE DO HE KEEP THAT GUN? SEE CATCHPHRASE ABOVE AS TO MAX'S UAL RPONSE, ALTHOUGH HE DID ONCE SUGGT THAT HE'D TELL SAM PRIVATELY, A HIGHLY NTROLLED SUATN. RIPPLE-EFFECT-PROOF MEMORY: MAX WAS NOT AFFECTED BY SAMMUN-MAK'S CHANGG OF HISTORY PRUMABLY DUE TO HAVG THE GIFT. THE SOCPATH: IS EQUENTLY REFERRED TO AS ONE. HOW TE THIS SIGNATN IS PENDS ON THE VIEWER. STYLISTIC SUCK: MAX APPARENTLY DREAMS OF BEG A WRER, AND HAS HUNDREDS OF IAS FOR NOVELS. BUT NONE OF THEM ARE VERY...GOOD. TEMPORAL PARADOX: DPE HIS ATH AT THE END OF SEASON 3, HIS PAST SELF QUICKLY APPEARS OM THE TIME TRAVELG ELEVATOR TO FILL HIS RECENTLY CEASED FUTURE SELF'S PLACE, ALLOWG FOR MORE ADVENTUR. THEY KILLED KENNY AGA: COUNTG THE ICS, RTOON, GAM, AND ONE UNFISHED IC WHICH PURCELL HAS POSTED BS OF ONLE, MAX HAS BEEN KILLED AT LEAST 5 TIM THROUGHOUT THE SERI (CLUDG BAD DAY ON THE MOON, NIGHT OF THE RAVG DEAD, THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP, AN UNTLED STRIP THE DUO KILL THEMSELV TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE DIE, AND THE AFORMENTNED UNFISHED IC). IN ALL S, THIS WAS TEMPORARY AND QUICKLY ROLVED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. TRIGGER-HAPPY: WHILE SAM MOSTLY HIS GUN TO SOLVE PUZZL, MAX'S SOLUTN TO ALMOST ANY PROBLEM IS TO SHOOT . TOILET HUMOR: HIS TRAMARK ARMP FARTS. VOL EVOLUTN: ROBERT TKLER IALLY DID AN IMPRSN OF NICK JAMON'S VOICE FOR THE CHARACTER AND GAVE HIM A SCRATCHY VOICE, BEFORE DROPPG THE NEW YORK ACCENT AND GIVG HIM A HIGHER-PCHED "SHOWMAN"-STYLE VOICE. DAVE BOAT EPENED HIS VOICE FOR MAX FOLLOWG POKER NIGHT 2, SETTLG TO A SUABLE IMATN OF WILLIAM KASTEN. WASN'T THAT FUN?: EXPECT MAX TO VOKE SOME VARIATN OF THIS AFTER ANY ATH-FYG PA. WEIRDNS MAG MAX: ALIEN SHIPS LOVE TO ABDUCT ME. IS MY FLT THAT I LOOK SO PROBE-ABLE? WHAT YOU ARE THE DARK: WHEN SEPARATED OM SAM, WHO TYPILLY KEEPS HIM FOCED ON SAVG THE DAY, MAX'S IMMEDIATE STCT IS TO RCUE SAM AND TO SAVE THE DAY UNPROVOKED. WOULDN'T HURT A CHILD: MAX ACTUALLY SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE KIDS, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE OBVLY TERRIFIED OF HIM. EVEN JT HAVG HIM WAVE TO THEM RC THEM TO TEARS. IN "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", WHEN SYBIL GO TO LABOR, HE MANAG TO REGA ENOUGH NTROL OF HIMSELF TO ORR EVERYONE THE HELL OUT SO THAT SHE N GIVE BIRTH SAFELY. THIS IS WHAT ULTIMATELY PROV TO THE NARRATOR THAT HE'S PABLE OF BEG SELFLS AND IS WORTH LIVG. THIS IS SPE THE FACT THAT HE WAS MUT AWAY OM EXPLODG AND IF THEY'D STAYED A LTLE LONGER, THEY ULD HAVE SAVED HIM. YOUR HEAD ASPLO: AT THE END OF "THE CY THAT DAR NOT SLEEP", DUE TO AN OVERLOAD OF PSYCHIC ENERGY AND A NUCLEAR BOMB STUCK HIS HEAD.OTHER CHARACTERS

At age 21, his mom had enouugh and mand an explatn for the gay porn she was fdg on the puter and phone. "Once I had the nversatn wh my mom, I had no problem sayg I was gay, " he said.

"I was actually rehab when I was 16 years old and I thk a part of why I end up gog to rehab was the difficulty I had wh acceptg myself as a gay person, " Sharok said. For him, beg gay was a ath sentence beg that he grew up the 1990s durg the HIV/AIDS epimic and a fay member died of the disease.

"At that pot was kd of like an emotnal avalanche and I jt let all out and told her that I was gay. " Fran said that while they have grown to accept him, his fay still believ he shouldn't act on his homosexualy.

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" At the time, Zevran was a gogo dancer performg gay clubs.

Opn - Gay agenda the only flaw this amazg seri.

Season 2 jt had me feelg like Hollywood wasn't even botherg to hi their gay agenda this one. Don't get me wrong - I do not md a character beg gay, but please try to keep somewhat realistic. In Black Sails, by my unt 4/9 ma characters are gay/bi - Flt, Max, Eleanor, Anne - not untg supportg characters.

FLT GAY BAR ADAPTG TO CHANGG SCENE AS POPULARY GROWS AMONG STRAIGHT PATRONS

Then season 2, they started htg that Anne Bonny is gay too. The only reason that bothered me at all is bee Anne Bonny is historilly known to be straight, so was jt Hollywood turng another character gay for no reason. AT THE SAME TIME as Anne Bonny's g out, Flt is gettg this myster backstory which fally ends a big twist - yep you gused , Flt is gay too.

At this pot I was jt kd of turned off by the show, sce lerally the entire season seemed to jt be about homosexualy. When Vane surprise attacked Flt right after the big gay reveal, I half expected them to end up rollg around on the ground kissg.

It was almost ftg that the fale end Flt jt gettg shuttled off to be wh his lover at the end, bee the seri seemed to re more about tellg a gay romance story than did anythg else.