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For gay men, ‘stanng’ – beg a super fan of – female pop stars n be a valuable part of your inty. But too often this fandom laps to misogyny and body shamg

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'THEY JT WANTED TO SILENCE HER': THE DARK SI OF GAY STAN CULTURE

* gay stan *

”“Brightney Pri”, as has affectnately been nicknamed, was one of the biggt events of the gay lendar – so big that 4, 000 revellers were left strand once the cy’s heavg public transport system failed unr the prsure. Gay male culture has always alced around female pop stars, om Judy Garland to Lady Gaga and Ariana Gran. But gay men and the women they worship are ually happy to bask the mutual affectn.

This year, Spears was honoured wh an award by the US’s Gay and Lbian Alliance Agast Defamatn (Glaad) for promotg equaly.

She rpond by sayg the gay muny had shown her “unndnal love”.

SOUTH PARK RURRECTED STAN'S GAY [SPOILER] TO HEAL A BROKEN SOUL

Propped up by her gay fan base?

Scratch lightly at the surface and what flak off is, y, reciprocy and genue affectn, but also llo theory of the gay fan-diva lk is that of shared opprsn – gay men and women are both ground unr the wheel of hetero-patriarchy.

DAN (STAN GAY PARODY)YZ AUBERGEFEATURGTEAM CLUTCHJAN. 19, 20231 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSDAN (STAN GAY PARODY) LYRICS[INTRO: YZ AUBERGE]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![CHOS: YZ AUBERGE & KOLLOSALKOCKS]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![VERSE 1: YZ AUBERGE]DEAR KOCKS, I WROTE TO YOU, BUT YOU A’T RPONDI LEFT MY CELL ALL GAPED, I THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN JAIL BOTTOMLIKе YOUR “NEED IT” PARODY WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PRISON SLOPP’I MENTеD, BUT YOUTUBE PROBABLY LETED OR SOMETHGSOMETIM I FANTASIZE ABOUT REACHG YOUR BOOTY STARDOMBUT ANYWAYS, FUCK MAN, WHAT’S UP WH YOU? HOW’S YA FATHER?MY DAD AND I LISTEN TO YOU WHEN WE’RE TOSSG KE THE PARLORAND IF I HAD A DGHTER? WELL, I’D RATHER ADOPT A BOY, NAME HIM “JOHNNY”, AND THEN SWAP HER!ANYWAYS, YOU GOTTA DO MORE PARODI ON DURK AND CHOPPAI KNOW LAST YEAR YOU GOT BORED OF DOG THE ENTIRE NLE PROJECTBUT I DON’T BLAME YOU MAN, I SWEAR TO NEPTUNE, YOUR SH’S THE BOMB!I EVEN LOVED YOUR PARODY OF HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE-DAME!I STILL LISTEN TO KURSED KOUNTDOWN AND WATCH YOUR GAMEPLAYS WHEN SADI TLY THK YOU’D BE PROUD TO FD OUT MY LOVE FOR ST!ANYWAYS, I HOPE YOU GET THIS, MAN, YEAH CLAP ME BACKJT TO CHAT, MAYBE FAP, YOUR BIGGT FAN, THIS IS DANYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CHOS: YZ AUBERGE & KOLLOSALKOCKS]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![VERSE 2: YZ AUBERGE]DEAR KOCKS, YOU STILL A’T LLED OR WROTE, I HOPE YOU HAVE A CHANCEI A’T MAD, I JT THK ’S FUCKED UP THAT YOU’RE NOT MY PANTSBUT IF YOU DIDN’T WANT TO TALK ‘BOUT SEX ‘E YOUR CK HURT, YOU DIDN’T HAVE TOBUT YOU ULD’VE GAVE AN TOGRAPH TO DUDLEY MATTHEWS!THAT’S MY YOUNGER BROTHER, MAN, HE TOOK HIS R AND DROVETO THE BOOTY LOUNGE THE EEZG LD, AND FOR WHAT? YOU JT DIDN’T SHOWTHAT’S PRETTY SHTY MAN, HE YEARNS TO BE ANTI-VAGALHE WANTS TO BE JT LIKE YOU, MAN, HE LIK YOU MORE THAN I DO!I A’T THAT MAD THOUGH, I JT WANT YOUR NEW SH TO GO VIRALREMEMBER WHEN WE MET LAST DECEMBER?YOU SAID YOU’D GIVE ME SPAL, NUT MY BACKSEE, I’M JT LIKE YOU A WAY, ‘E I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A “CHRONIC CHEATER”I ONCE SPREAD MY ASSCHEEKS DURG FLIRTG WH A PREACHER!I MASTURBATE TO WHAT YOU’RE ALWAYS SAYG YOUR SONGSSO WHEN I SEE A DIRTY STRAIGHT, I PUT THE “BOP” PARODY ON‘CSE I DON’T REALLY GOT MUCH ELSESO TEAM CLUTCH GETS ME MOIST AND WETI EVEN SCREAMED YOUR NAME WHEN SOMEONE SHTED ON MY CHT!SOMETIM I IMATE YOU AND TAKE PIPE UNTIL I BLEEDIT’S LIKE ADRENALE, THE STRETCH FILLS ME WH ASMIC ECSTASYSEE, EVERYTHG YOU SAY IS REAL, AND I RPECT YOU ‘E YOU TELL I EVEN SHTED ON MY FGER AND FORCED MY BOYIEND TO GO SMELL !BUT HE DON’T KNOW YOU LIKE I KNOW YOU, KOCKS, NO ONE DO!HE WON’T KNOW WHAT ’S LIKE THE PRISON SHOWERS AND GETTG JUMPED!YOU GOTTA LL ME, MAN, I’LL BE THE BIGGT FAN YOU’LL EVER LOSESCERELY YOURS, DAN—OH, WE SHOULD PEE TOGETHER TOO![CHOS: YZ AUBERGE & KOLLOSALKOCKS]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![VERSE 3: YZ AUBERGE]DEAR MR. I’M-TOO-STRAIGHT-TO-TOUCH-UPON-MY-FANSTHIS THE LAST PACKAGE OM ME, I HOPE YOU SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!IT’S BEEN SIX MONTHS AND STILL NO WORD, I DON’T SERVE ?I KNOW YOU GOT MY DISRD DMS, THEY GOT NUTTER ON THEM TWERKG!SO THIS IS MY SEX TAPE I’M SENDG YOU, I HOPE YOU SEE !I KIDNAPPED ALL THE STRAIGHTS AND STABBED THEM THEIR RECTUMS FOR NO REASON!HEY KOCKS, I ALSO UGHT CHLAMYDIA, DARE ME TO PIPE?REMEMBER THAT SONG YOU DID LLED “HOMO FLOW 5”ABOUT THE TIME YOU ULD’VE PROLAPSED SOME GUY DURG POUND’BUT DIDN'T, THEN YOU MOVED ON, YOU FUCKED HIS BROTHER UNTIL HE WENT AND SHTED?THAT’S KDA HOW THIS IS, YOU ABANDONED ME FOR BETTER POUNDGNOW ’S TOO LATE, THE AD CHEEKS PILG UP TO THE THOANDSAND ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A SMOOCH BEHD THE STALLSI HOPE YOU KNOW YOU’RE WORSE THAN MAN WHEN ANSWERG A LL!I LOVE YA, KOCKS, WE ULDA BEEN TOGETHER—THK ABOUT !YOU ED NOW, I HOPE YOU N’T BREATHE AND YOU WEEP ABOUT !AND WHEN YOU SKEET, YOU FUCKG BLEED A SEA AND SCREAM WHEN DROWNGI HOPE A MON EATS YOUR PENIS AS YOUR CHEEKS IS GOUGED !SEE, KOCKS—SHUT UP, BCH! I’M JERK’ OFFHEY KOCKS, THAT’S MY BOYIEND SWALLOWG MY NUTS!BUT I DIDN’T SNAP HIS THROAT YET, I JT PLUGGED SHUT—SEE? I A’T LIKE YOU‘CSE I MIGHT SLURP HIS GUTS OM OUT HIS BUTT AND MAKE A “PIPE STEW”!WELL, GOTTA GO, MY OTHER VICTIM WANTS SOME HOLE NOWOH SH, ’S FLEECE—HE SAYS HE WANTS TO RIP MY THROAT OUT[VERSE 4: KOLLOSALKOCKS]DEAR DAN, I MEANT TO WRE YOU SOONER, BUT I’VE JT BEEN BYYOU SAID YOUR FATHER TOSS KE, DAMN, HOW THICK IS HE?LOOK, I’M REALLY FLATTERED THAT YOU OFFERED UP YOUR BACKHERE’S AN TOGRAPH AS MY LOVER; I NUTTED ON THE STARTER P!I’M SORRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE LOUNGE, MAN, I MT HAVE MISSED YOUTO MAKE UP, I’LL E MY TONGUE ACTN WHEN I KISS YOUTHAT GOT ME HOT WHEN YOU HAD SAID YOU LIKE TO PLAY SH, TOO!WE LL “CLOWN’ BROWN’”, DOG, I’M NOT TALK’ SHIH TZUWHEN YOU HAVE ISSU, MAN, I’LL GIVE YOU BOOTY UNSEL’WE’LL HAVE OUT ASS BOUNCG OFF THE WALLS WHEN WE GET DOWN SOMEI LOVE THAT SH ABOUT MEANT TO BE TOGETHERTHAT TYPE OF SH WILL MAKE OUR CHEEKS PETE TO BEAT EACH OTHER!I REALLY THK YOU AND YOUR BOYIEND BOTH NEED EACH OTHERTHEN WE N MEET UP AND POUND SOME CHEEKS TOGETHERI HOPE YOU GET TO READ THIS LETTER, HOPEFULLY THE SKEET IS BARELY DRY! BUT DON’T HURT YOURSELF! I THK YOUR CHEEKS WILL BE DOG JT FE WHEN I GET SI YOUBUT DAN, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? TRY TO UNRSTAND THAT I DO WANT YOU AS MY MAN!WORD AROUND IS THAT YOU GOT SOME CRAZY DICK!I HEARD YOU FUCKED WH NUTTER, MANY THAT PENIS GONNA MAKE YOU SICK!WHEN SPLOOGE AND SPUNK VER YOUR CHT JT LIKE A BIBAND I SEND ICTN OM THE BACK AND I JECT YOU WH MY KIDSTHEN WE CREATE A LTLE TAPE WH YOUR BOYIEND TOOCOME TO THK ABOUT , THE FIRST WHO ME— WAS YOUDAMN...EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTTHIS SONG B IS UNREVIEWEDGENI ANNOTATN1 NTRIBUTORIN “DAN”, THE EPONYMO FICTNAL PSYCHOPATH MIRRORS THE SAME TRAGIC DOWNFALL AS EMEM’S OWN “STAN”, BUT WH A GAY TWIST. ALTHOUGH THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE SONG DAT BACK TO JULY 2021, WOULD NOT BE UNTIL DECEMBER 2022 WHEN THE LYRICS WERE REDISVERED AND THEN REVISED TO THE FULL VERSN BUTG THE NEXT MONTH. TO CLEAR UP NFN, DAN DOES DIE TOWARDS THE END- BUT NOT OM A R CRASH LIKE THE ORIGAL, BUT OM FLEECE JOHNSON RIPPG HIS THROAT OUT THE MONIC Y.EXPAND +1SHAREASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHEN DID YZ AUBERGE RELEASE “DAN (STAN GAY PARODY)”?WHO WROTE “DAN (STAN GAY PARODY)” BY YZ AUBERGE?CREDSFEATURGTEAM CLUTCHWRTEN BYYZ AUBERGE & KOLOSSALKOCKSRELEASE DATEJANUARY 19, 2023DAN (STAN GAY PARODY) IS A REMIX OFSTAN BY EMEM (FT. DIDO)TAGSRAPCONSC HIP-HOPHARDRE RAPHIP-HOPFANFICTNSTORYTELLGEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

But there was nothg knowg the way another gay fan photoshopped an umbrella to his meet and greet photo wh the unwtg star and later circulated onle.

The actns have a distct edge of mockery, the air of a joke that their subject is not Michael Bronski, a Harvard Universy profsor and the thor of books on queer history and gay culture says “There is a long history of gay male fan culture latchg onto famo women and then turng on them.

*BEAR-MAGAZINE.COM* GAY STAN

'They jt wanted to silence her': the dark si of gay stan culture | Mic | The Guardian .

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