Ed's note: To get the irony/meang of this letter, I implore you to step back and read No. 9 (The People Who Thk I'm Gay) first. Dear Fellas: We are only a few letters to this project, and we've already learned that we have a bevy of problems this world. Some have easy solutns…
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BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
In this article, we will expla how skny jeans look on guys, if they are appropriate for straight guys and whether they make straight mal look gay. * skinny jeans gay *
Skny jeans: Gay.
Also gay:Drkg 'tisMan-purs of any kdLattMacchiatosFrappucosAnythg that isn't a cht hair-ducg regular cup of that end, removg said cht hair, or any other hair. (Alopecia sufferers: Automatilly gay.
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