Are You an Otter, a Dolph, or a Gazelle? Gay Slang Explaed - The WOW Report

Contents:

• MALE LN CGHT “MATG” WH MALE LN… GAY PRI? NOT QUE
• DOGS AND GAY MEN: A MATCH MA HEAVEN
• 11 ANIMAL SPECI THAT PROVE BEG GAY IS NATURAL
• ARE YOU AN OTTER, A DOLPH, OR A GAZELLE? GAY SLANG EXPLAED

MALE LN CGHT “MATG” WH MALE LN… GAY PRI? NOT QUE

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DOGS AND GAY MEN: A MATCH MA HEAVEN

So are gay dog lovers somehow different om straight on? A Gay Man’s Gui to Dogs (Bow Tie Prs). “Dogs wele any chance to be outdoors wh a group of half-drsed homosexuals, whether ’s for a gay pri para, a Lady Gaga ncert, or a Log Cab nventn the Ozarks, ” says the charmg thor, who unts Joan Rivers and Carson Krsley among his book’s many fans.

11 ANIMAL SPECI THAT PROVE BEG GAY IS NATURAL

As turns out, there are a few key factors makg dogs grateful for Gay Pri Month, DePris explas. “Here are three reasons a dog prefers to be ‘owned’ by [gay people] stead of hets: 1) The gay ‘fay’ dog ually don’t have to play send oboe to two-legged children.

ARE YOU AN OTTER, A DOLPH, OR A GAZELLE? GAY SLANG EXPLAED

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” What’s the, ahem, biggt difference between gay dog lovers and straight on? “There are wonrful gay and straight dog owners out there, and there are horrible gay and straight dog owners out there, too. When a sensible, rponsible gay man — if such a creature exists — ms to a dog, the dog be his fay, his kid, and a tly important part of his world.