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Contents:

• GAY LCULATOR
• AI CAN TELL IF YOU'RE GAY: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PREDICTS SEXUALY FROM ONE PHOTO WH STARTLG ACCURACY
• THE GAY-O-METER! ?️‍? LGBTQ QUIZ
• WHAT'S YOUR GAY PERCENTAGE?
• PEACHY KEENAN: EVERYONE IS GAY, N YOU BLAME THEM?
• 9 SIGNS TO WATCH OUT FOR IF YOU THK YOUR BOYIEND IS GAY
• THE 100% ACCURATE GAY TT ?️‍?
• IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE GAY
• AM I GAY?

GAY LCULATOR

Artificial telligence n now tell whether you are gay or straight simply by analyzg a picture of your Stanford Universy rearchers have reported startlg accuracy predictg sexual orientatn g puter Michal Kosski and Yilun Wang, whose rearch will be published by the Journal of Personaly and Social Psychology, say that AI n distguish between the face of a heterosexual man and a homosexual man 81 percent of s.

For women, the predictive accuracy is 71 parison, the scientists say, the average human is ls apt at intifyg between straight and gay people purely based on an image: We are only able to gus rrectly 61 percent of s for men and 54 percent for scientists prented the algorhm wh five facial imag of a sgle person, the accuracy creased to 91 percent for men and 83 percent for women. Advanced puter analysis pared different facial characteristics and found that gay men and women tend to have "genr-atypil" featur: fixed featur such as the shape of one's nose or jaw, and transient featur such as hairstyle and facial scientists then tted this ia to measure the "facial femy" of each image, or the probabily of that face beg female.

"The rults show that the fac of gay men were more feme and the fac of lbians were more mascule than those of their rpective heterosexual unterparts, " the study said. "Among men, the data-driven measure of facial femy posively rrelated wh the probabily of beg gay.

AI CAN TELL IF YOU'RE GAY: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PREDICTS SEXUALY FROM ONE PHOTO WH STARTLG ACCURACY

However, Kosski tells The Enomist, the rearch is not tend to be ed to profile or "out" homosexual men and women. Want to evaluate whether you're gay, bisexual, bi-cur or straight?

It is lled the GAY-O-METER! If your self-"gaydar" is broken, this should help fix !

THE GAY-O-METER! ?️‍? LGBTQ QUIZ

Flt gay homosexual percent2. In a sea of nned cktails, Gay Water wants to stand out. In other words, where Bud Light has buckled unr prsure as bigotry grows agast the LGBTQ+ muny, Gay Water’s creator Spencer Hodson wants his new boozy brand to be the anthis of that.

WHAT'S YOUR GAY PERCENTAGE?

“The key issue that Bud Light tapped to was the fact that they didn’t unrstand their re dience and know enough about them,” Hodson, a gay man, told CNN about the ntroversy that began when the Anhser-Bch beer brand sent fluencer Dylan Mulvaney a n of beer.

Gay Water, however, is out and proud.

PEACHY KEENAN: EVERYONE IS GAY, N YOU BLAME THEM?

The nned cktail is named after a lloquialism given to the popular mixed drk (vodka and soda) orred at bars by the gay muny.

“Puttg a product wh the word gay the tle is reprentatn self,” which he hop reclaims the word om the negativy ’s sometim associated wh. He thought of creatg Gay Water about a year ago while on a vatn wh his iend that had got a job wh the beverage dtry. The two chatted about the limed amount of gay people wh , and wh Hodson burnt out om his tradnal day job tech, started the nned cktail.

9 SIGNS TO WATCH OUT FOR IF YOU THK YOUR BOYIEND IS GAY

Hodson built up a strong social media followg on TikTok and Instagram durg Covid-19 and is g some of the money om that (as well as om iends and fay) to help fund Gay Water. “Gay is an umbrella term and the ia behd the brand is to be as clive as possible, which means we want alli, we want straight people to be part of this muny we’re buildg.”.

THE 100% ACCURATE GAY TT ?️‍?

For now, Gay Water is sold largely onle (wh a few retailers) and four sugar-ee flavors — watermelon, lime, peach and grapeu — at lnch.

IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE GAY

Gay Water might not have the ep pockets pared to s petors, like Whe Claw, but “even at small sle, pani of many siz are havg succs makg spir-based seltzers and premixed cktails,” Bryan Roth, an analyst for Feel Goods Company and edor of the alhol beverage newsletter, Sightl+, told CNN. “There’s lots of space the spir-based seltzer tegory which Gay Water n play, pecially if the brand n offer a cultural or emotnal nnectn that will feel more excg than the prospect of another peapple-flavored vodka seltzer om natnal or ternatnal rporatns,” Roth said.

Of urse, other drks e the word “gay,” too, cludg Gay Beer and So Gay Rosé, Hodson noted, which are also tryg to reach the queer muny and offer them an alternative the straight-domated space.

AM I GAY?

In Team Ameri, the 2004 puppet edy om the creators of South Park, there’s a scene that satiriz the prevalence of gay-themed stage plays of that era (Angels Ameri, Rent, etc. The gay or lbian populatn has creased by 26% and the percentage of stunts intifyg as bisexual has creased by 232%.

In his closed-door posn last month, Ziegler told lawmakers that he is gay, and phed back agast the notn om some right-wg figur that his sexual orientatn fluenc his polics or his job. “People have said, bee I’m gay and that I am workg as the se agent on this vtigatn, that I mt be a far-left liberal, perfectly placed to f some agenda.

Your physil relatnship is not how you expected to be, and you start doubtg whether he is gay.