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- BLEEDG FOOLCOMIC BOOK NEWS, FILM REVIEWS AND GEEK-CULTURE AS WELL AS THE FARCE, FOLLY, AND FIAS SURROUNDG ALL!(FUNCTN(W,D,S,I){W.LDADIN=W.LDADIN||[];({SLOT:12731610244260710,SIZE:[0, 0],ID:"LD-122-4412"});IF(!D.GETELEMENTBYID(I)){VAR J=D.CREATEELEMENT(S),P=D.GETELEMENTSBYTAGNAME(S)[0];;"//";;SERTBEFORE(J,P);}})(WDOW,DOCUMENT,"SCRIPT","LD-AJS"); SKIP TO NTENTHOMENEWS + OPINIONSMOVIES/TV/STREAMINGCOMICS & BOOKSRPG & VIDEO-GAMESABOUT USSHOP SEARCH FOR: SEARCHSUPERMAN COM OUT: WHY SO MANY DC SUPERHERO ARE SUDNLY GAY TODD FISHER OCTOBER 11, 2021 IN SE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD, JONATHAN KENT, THE SON OF LOIS LANE AND CLARK KENT (AKA SUPERMAN), HAS BEEN OUTED AS BISEXUAL. SOME PEOPLE SAY “GAY,” AND TECHNILLY I SUPPOSE THAT’S RRECT SCE HE HASN’T BEEN WH ANY GIRLS SO FAR. AND, SE YOU WERE WONRG WHETHER HE WAS JT EXPERIMENTG WH HIS SEXUALY OR WAS CERTA HE WAS BI, DC COMICS NFIRMED . (FUNCTN(W,D,S,I){W.LDADIN=W.LDADIN||[];({SLOT:12731610244260710,SIZE:[0, 0],ID:"LD-122-4412"});IF(!D.GETELEMENTBYID(I)){VAR J=D.CREATEELEMENT(S),P=D.GETELEMENTSBYTAGNAME(S)[0];;"//";;SERTBEFORE(J,P);}})(WDOW,DOCUMENT,"SCRIPT","LD-AJS");ON NOVEMBER 9TH, THE LIFE OF JON KENT, THE SUPERMAN OF EARTH AND SON OF CLARK KENT AND LOIS LANE, TAK A BOLD NEW DIRECTN.“I’VE ALWAYS SAID EVERYONE NEEDS HERO AND EVERYONE SERV TO SEE THEMSELV THEIR HERO AND I’M VERY GRATEFUL DC AND WARNER BROS. SHARE THIS IA,” SAID WRER TOM TAYLOR. “SUPERMAN’S SYMBOL HAS ALWAYS STOOD FOR HOPE, FOR TTH AND FOR JTICE. TODAY, THAT SYMBOL REPRENTS SOMETHG MORE. TODAY, MORE PEOPLE N SEE THEMSELV THE MOST POWERFUL SUPERHERO ICS.”JT LIKE HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM, JON KENT HAS FALLEN FOR A REPORTER. AFTER IALLY STRIKG UP A IENDSHIP WH REPORTER JAY NAKAMURA, HE AND JON BEE ROMANTILLY VOLVED THE PAG OF SUPERMAN: SON OF KAL-EL #5 OM WRER TOM TAYLOR (DARK KNIGHTS OF STEEL) AND ARTIST JOHN TIMMS (HARLEY QUINN). FOLLOWG A SCENE WHERE SUPERMAN MENTALLY AND PHYSILLY BURNS OUT OM TRYG TO SAVE EVERYONE THAT HE N, JAY IS THERE TO RE FOR THE MAN OF STEEL. THERE’S REALLY NOTHG “BOLD” ABOUT THIS. IT’S PURELY ANOTHER ACT OF THE FAIAR, CYNIL PANRG THAT DC HAS UNFORTUNATELY BEGUN TO BEE KNOWN FOR, WHICH SHOULD BE OBV ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT THE ANNOUNCEMENT DROPPED TODAY, WHICH JT HAPPENS TO BE NATNAL COMG OUT DAY. THIS IS ACTUALLY OLD NEWS IF YOU’VE BEEN READG BLEEDG FOOL FOR THE LAST UPLE OF MONTHS. DC QUEERG SUPERMAN NEXT? WHY ALL DC COMICS SUPERHERO ARE GAY WRER TOM TAYLOR TOLD IGN THAT HE’S HAD QUEER CHARACTERS AND STORYL REJECTED BY THE ICS DTRY OVER THE YEARS, SO WHEN HE WAS ASKED TO WRE A NEW ISSUE OF “SUPERMAN,” HE CID TO MAKE THE MAN OF STEEL A MEMBER OF THE LGBTQ+ MUNY. “I KNEW REPLACG CLARK WH ANOTHER STRAIGHT WHE SAVR ULD BE A REAL OPPORTUNY MISSED,” TAYLOR SAID. “I’VE ALWAYS SAID EVERYONE NEEDS HERO AND EVERYONE SERV TO SEE THEMSELV THEIR HERO. TODAY, SUPERMAN, THE STRONGT SUPERHERO ON THE PLA, IS G OUT.” WHAT A JOKE THIS GUY IS. HIS BIG IA WAS TAKG ANOTHER TABLISHED CHARACTER AND CHANGG THEM TO F HIS POLIL WHIMS. BUT THIS SHOULDN’T BE NEWS TO OUR REARS. WE’VE REPORTED ON THIS ALREADY, AND FACT, ETHAN VAN SCIVER, THE CREATOR OF CYBEROG BROKE THIS NEWS MONTHS AGO, AND ’S PART OF THE REASON MANY CREATIV LEFT DC. CLARK KENT IS GOG AWAY. JONATHAN KENT IS TAKG OVER, AND THEY’RE ANNOUNCG HE’S GAY. #SUPERMANISGAY— TRUSTED MEMBER OF THE MEDIA (@ETHANVANSCIVER) AUGT 18, 2021 IF ’S NOT OBV TO YOU THAT THIS IS JT PANRG, YOU MAY HAVE MISSED HOW AUGT DC COMICS PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT FORMER BATMAN SI-KICK TIM DRAKE WAS G OUT AS BISEXUAL. THE MONTH PRR, DC COMICS CELEBRATED PRI MONTH WH A MEMORATIVE (AND POORLY SELLG) ISSUE THAT TRODUCED THE WORLD TO JTICE LEAGUE QUEER, AN AD-HOC TEAM OF LGBTQIA+ HERO FORMED BY GREGOR LA VEGA TO FIGHT OFF ECLIPSO WHEN HE ATTACKED A PRI PARA. I’M NOT KIDDG. CLARK KENT HAS BEEN EXILED TO ANOTHER PLA, AND WILL BE OUT OF THE PICTURE FOR A WHILE, SO TECHNILLY, JONATHAN KENT IS DC COMICS’ SUPERMAN CURRENT NTUY. THE TREND OF ICS BEG ED TO MAKE SOCIAL STATEMENTS, PECIALLY THE AREA OF HOMOSEXUALY, HAS BEEN GOG ON FOR A WHILE, PROBABLY SCE THE EARLY 1990S. IN THE MARCH 1992 ISSUE OF MARVEL’S ALPHA FLIGHT IC BOOK SERI, NORTHSTAR, CIS TO E OUT OF THE CLOSET AFTER SEEG THE RAVAGG EFFECT THAT AIDS HAS HAD ON AN ABANDONED BABY. BUT DC COMICS WAS AT THE FOREONT OF THIS, HAVG TRODUCED THEIR FIRST HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTER — THE PIED PIPER — AND CLUD AIDS‑RELATED THEM THEIR FLASH SERI AUGT 1991. BATWOMAN, IALLY SCRIBED AS “A ‘LIPSTICK LBIAN’ WHO MOONLIGHTS AS A CRIME FIGHTER,” WAS LATER TRODUCED 2006. GAY ENOUGH? DC COMICS PROMOT ‘DC PRI’ BOOKS THIS SUMMER GREG RUCKA REBOOTED WONR WOMAN WONR WOMAN: YEAR ONE WHICH HIGHLIGHTED HER TIME ON THEMYSCIRA, CLUDG HER MANY RELATNSHIPS WH OTHER AMAZON WOMEN. THE IC ALSO SHOWED THAT DIANA WAS POLYAMORO AND ONE OF THE MAJOR PLOT THREADS OF THE SERI VOLVED A ROMANTIC RELATNSHIP BETWEEN ETTA CANDY AND DR. BARBARA ANN MERVA. SCE THEN WE’VE GOTTEN A GAY GREEN LANTERN, A GAY AQUAMAN HAS TAKEN OVER THAT TLE, AND NEW WE HAVE A NON-BARY FLASH. MAYBE THAT JTICE LEAGUE QUEER TEAM IS REALLY GOG TO BEE A REALY AFTER ALL? IT’S STILL UNCLEAR WHY THERE HAS BEEN SUCH A RECENT PH FOR SEVERAL NEW, TRANSNED, AND REIMAGED HOMOSEXUAL “SUPERHERO” AT DC (AND MARVEL COMICS ALSO), BUT I’M BEGNG TO WONR IF THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO GET YOUNG PEOPLE ACCTOMED TO SEEG HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTERS A HEROIC LIGHT OR POSNS OF THORY. AND IF SO, WHY? IT’S BEG NSPICUO THAT THERE ARE NO LONGER ANY CHRISTIAN-FAH FOLLOWG SUPERHERO. AND IS ANYONE EXPECTG TO SEE BATWOMAN SUDNLY FD GOD AND CIDG TO SETTLE DOWN WH A STRAIGHT MAN AND START A FAY? THAT MIGHT E A TWTER MELTDOWN. I’M NOT SUGGTG THEY SERT FAH AND POLICS TO ICS, I’D PREFER THEY DIDN’T, BUT ’S BEEN ONE-SID FOR TOO LONG. AGENDA CONFIRMED: GAY ACTIVIST TV CREATORS ADM TO PROGRAMMG KIDS WE ALREADY KNOW THAT CREATORS THE ANIMATN AND TELEVISN REALM HAVE A SIAR AGENDA, AND WE’RE WELL AWARE THAT DC COMICS’ NEW LEARSHIP ARE HARD LEFT PARTISANS. MARIE JAVS, THE NEWT EDOR--CHIEF IS A VERY VOL BIG SUPPORTER OF LIBERAL . AND DANIEL CHERRY III, THEIR LATT SVP, IS A PROMENT LGBTQ ACTIVIST, WHO RECENTLY HAD THE FOLLOWG TO SAY ABOUT THE DIRECTN DC’S GOG TO BE TAKG MOVG FORWARD: “WHILE ALWAYS RPECTG THE PAST, I ALSO THK ’S OUR RPONSIBILY TO LEVERAGE THE CULTURAL POWER OF DC COMICS AND OUR CHARACTERS TO ENTERTA AND SPIRE AN CREASGLY DIVERSE GLOBAL FAN BASE. COMICS HAVE THE UNIQUE POWER TO CREATE RONANT IMAGERY AND NARRATIV THAT N MOVE THE WORLD TOWARD A BETTER, MORE CLIVE VERSN OF SELF.” OH, AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SUGGT THERE’S AN AGENDA THEY ARE TRYG TO PROMOTE? AND THAT THERE’S NO ATTEMPT TO DOCTRATE OR FLUENCE THE REARS? THERE ISN’T A PROBLEM WH GAY CHARACTERS. IF THEY ARE WELL-WRTEN AND THE STORI HAPPEN ANILLY, BUT THEY EQUENTLY ARE NOT. THIS IS NO LONGER ABOUT GOOD STORI. IT’S AGENDA DRIVEN, AND THE NUMBERS BEAR THAT OUT. WRER JASE PEEPL RECENTLY NOTED THAT, “LGBT HERO AND VILLAS HAVE BEEN MAKG THE REALM OF SUPERHERO A MORE LORFUL PLACE FOR NEARLY 40 YEARS. FROM GAY MARTIAL ARTS MASTERS AND LBIAN TECTIV TO BAD-SS BISEXUAL ANTIHERO AND TRANSGENR MAGICIANS, THE ARE 65 CHARACTERS THAT’VE LEFT THEIR MARK AND HELPED CHANGE THE GENRE.” ACRDG TO DC’S WEBSE, THEY HAVE NEARLY 200 LGBTQ CHARACTERS, ALTHOUGH MANY OF THEM ARE RIVATIV. PHG FOR MORE AND MORE GAY NVERSNS REALLY SEEMS LIKE AN ODD STRATEGY WHEN A ONLY 5% OF THE US POPULATN INTIFI AS LGBTQ. IN OTHER WORDS, THAT’S A VERY, VERY SMALL DIENCE. WOULDN’T PANRG TO CHRISTIANS, WHO MAKE UP AT LEAST TWO-THIRDS OF THE US POPULATN, BE A BETTER MONEY-MAKER? AND YET DC DON’T APPEAR TO HAVE ANY CHRISTIAN CHARACTERS, OR AT LEAST NONE THEY WILLFULLY PROMOTE. AND ’S JT HAPPENSTANCE THAT THE FIRST, MAJOR TRANSGENR SUPERHERO WAS ANNOUNCED MARVEL COMICS FOR DISNEY. HOW MANY CHARACTERS THAT POE CHRISTIAN BELIEFS OR SUPPORT NSERVATIVE VALU ARE THERE AGA? NO AGENDA AT ALL. MARVEL & DISNEY+ INTRODUCE FIRST TRANSGENR SUPERHERO TO CHILDREN THIS GAY NVERSN THERAPY OF THEIR MALE SUPERHERO IS THE NATURAL RULT OF LEARSHIP CHANG AT THE ICS PUBLISHER. AND AFTER THIS SAL GIMMICK FAILS TO GENERATE THE NUMBERS THEY NEED TO SURVIVE, WHAT WILL THE NEXT “STUNNG AND BRAVE” SEXUALY NVERSN BE? AND HOW, IF EVER, N THEY WALK THIS BACK? IT’S TE THAT MARVEL MAY PULLED OFF A WALK-BACK WH NORTHSTAR. AFTER WOLVERE KILLED HIM, I DON’T THK HIS SEXUALY HAS BEEN MENTNED SCE HE ME BACK. WE’LL SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS.. OF URSE, NORTHSTAR ISN’T ON THE SAME LEVEL AS SUPERMAN. (EDOR: NORTHSTAR’S HBAND KYLE JADU HAS BEEN APPEARG REGULARLY MARS AND WAS MARVEL’S VOIC: PRI IC) MT BE SOMETHG THE WATER OF THE DC UNIVERSE. DIDN’T TIM DRAKE JT DO THE SAME A FEW WEEKS AGO? ANYONE LOOKG TO THIS EXTRAORDARY PHENOMENA AND WHAT MIGHT BE G ? — BLEEDG FOOL (@BLEEDGFOOL) OCTOBER 11, 2021 SEVERAL ICS-RELATED YOUTUBE MENTERS WEIGHED ON THE NEWS TODAY:THIS IS A NOT A SER PANYWATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE THE APATHY OF SUPERMAN AND MAKG HIM GAY!WATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE SUPERMAN JON KENT OFFICIALLY OUT AS BISEXUALWATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE DC COMICS SET TO STROY MANGA SAL?! CONFIRMS JON KENT SUPERMAN AND ROB SWG BOTH WAYS!WATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE GAY SUPERMAN CONFIRMED…TOM TAYLOR GONNA TOM TAYLORWATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THERE WAS A MAJOR ICS STORYLE THAT WAS GRABBG MEDIA HEADL? WAS BATMAN GETTG ENGAGED TO CATWOMAN? OR WHEN CAPTA AMERI WAS REVEALED TO BE A SECRET NAZI? AND BEFORE THAT WAS PROBABLY THE SUPERMAN’S DEAD STORYLE. SOME BLUE HAIR TERN REALLY THOUGH THIS BOOK WOULD “TOTALLY OWN THE CHUDS” BUT NEVER WORKS LIKE THAT.REMEMBER THE NEW WOKE WARRRS? NOBODY BOUGHT AND WAS NCELLED BEFORE PRT. EVERY TIME THE DTRY PUTS OUT A BOOK LIKE THIS ’S FOR RETWEETS, NOT SAL.— THEQUARTERG (@THEQUARTERG) OCTOBER 11, 2021 MARVEL AND DC WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. NOWADAYS ALL THE IC PUBLISHERS N E UP WH IS ANOTHER GAY CHARACTER. YAWN. NO WONR MANGA IS WNG. MORE TRENDG STORI:CANADIAN COMICS OPEN LIBRARY FAVORS LGBTQ KIDS CONTENT OVER SUPERHEROCOMICS MM SHOULD FOC ON BETTER STORI THAN THE 'DEATH OF SUPERMAN'CONFIRMED: WHY ‘BLUE BEETLE’ IS TRACKG TO BE NEXT DC SUPERHERO BOMBDC COMICS RETURNG TO SAN DIEGO COMIC CON THIS WEEKSOME OVERRATED SUPERMAN WRERS GETTG FLUFF-COATED COVERAGEJAM GUNN PUTS 'DOOM PATROL' RUMORS TO RT'SUPERMAN: LEGACY' CASTS 'BARRY' ACTOR ANTHONY CARRIGAN AS METAMORPHO COMIC PERCHDAEL CHERRYDANIEL CHERRY IIIDC COMICSETHAN VAN SCIVERHEEL VS BABYFACEJASE PEEPLJIM LEEJOHN TIMMSJONATHAN KENTLGBTQSUPERBOYSUPERMANTOM TAYLORW DGHERYYELLOW FLASHBLOGSCOMICSNEWS TODD FISHER TODD LIV NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WH "THE WIFE," "THE KIDS," "THE DOGS," "THAT T," AND HE OCSNALLY WEARS PANTS. HIS UPG RELEASE, "ARE YOU WOKE ENOUGH YET?", IS THE CULMATN OF TOO MUCH TIME ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WORKG THE FILM DTRY.RELATED POSTS DISNEY TO CEASE RELEASG PHYSIL MEDIA CERTA COUNTRI UK COMIC BOOK LEGEND GIVEN ‘WOKE’ MAKEOVER FOR ‘REPRENTATN’ AMY AWARDS COLUMNIST: ‘SOUND OF FREEDOM’ DERV BT PICTURE NOM WHAT IS J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI’S VISN FOR CAPTA AMERI COMICS? CANADIAN COMICS OPEN LIBRARY FAVORS LGBTQ KIDS CONTENT OVER SUPERHEROJUST KEEPING THE LIGHTS ON
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- SO, HOW GAY IS THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, REALLY?NATALIE PORTMAN CLAIMED THAT THE ANCHISE’S LATT STALLMENT IS “SO GAY”—BUT IS SHE RIGHT?BY CHRIS MURPHYJULY 8, 2022BY JAS BOLAND/MARVEL STUDS.SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVEWHEN NATALIE PORTMAN SAYS THAT SOMETHG IS “SO GAY,” I WANT TO BELIEVE HER. AFTER ALL, SHE’S A QUEER IN BY VIRTUE OF STARRG PABLO LARRAíN’S JACKIE, MANY MISS DR MERCIALS, AND, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WNG THE OSR FOR THE BLACK SWAN, A PSYCHOSEXUAL PAS UX BETWEEN TWO WARRG BALLERAS. SO WHEN PORTMAN SWORE DURG A Q&A AT THE LONDON PREMIERE OF HER LATT FILM, THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, THAT MARVEL’S NEWT OFFERG IS “SO GAY,” MY TERT WAS IMMEDIATELY PIQUED—AND WHILE I HADN’T SEEN A MARVEL FILM SCE 2018’S BLACK PANTHER, I HAD TO KNOW WHETHER THOR 4 WOULD BE AN ENTRY TO THE QUEER CEMATIC NON à LA MOONLIGHT, CAROL, AND THE NILE KIDMAN AMC AD.SO OFF TO THE CEPLEX I WENT, TSTG NATALIE PORTMAN SPE MORS THAT THOR: LOVE AND THUNR MIGHT NOT BE AS GAY AS SHE CLAIMED. BUT STILL, I HAD FAH. THOR: LOVE AND THUNR WAS DIRECTED BY TAIKA WAI, WHOSE QUEER, PIRATE HBO MAX SHOW, OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, CERTALY CROSS THE THRHOLD OF “SO GAY.” BISEXUAL ACTOR TSA THOMPSON WENT ON RERD AT SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON SAYG THAT SHE WANTED TO FD HER CHARACTER VALKYRIE, THE FEMALE KG OF ASGARDS, A QUEEN THE NEXT FILM. PL, THERE WAS GOG TO BE A RA ORA MEO. ALL POSIVE SIGNS!WHAT I FOUND…WELL I’M STILL TRYG TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND. BELOW IS A LIST OF THE GAY MOMENTS, SUBTEXT, AND ENERGY THAT I ULD FD THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, RANKED BY THEIR LEVEL OF GAYNS. BE WARNED: SPOILERS ABOUND.NOT GAY (AND SORT OF RUDE)CHRIS PRATT’S STAR-LORD IS PRETTY HEAVILY FEATURED THE FIRST 15 MUT OF THE FILM. THERE’S A FIGHT SCENE WHERE THOR FENDS OFF TWO MONSTERS WHILE A RSIAN SPL, AND STAR-LORD DRAMATILLY ROLLS HIS EY (WHICH GOT A BIG LGH OM THE DIENCE, BY THE WAY). SHAMG ANOTHER MAN FOR BEG SUPER FLEXIBLE AND A “B MUCH”? SORRY; THAT’S ANTI-QUEER BEHAVR, I’M AAID.CHRISTIAN BALE’S PERFORMANCE AS GORR THE GOD BUTCHER WAS GIVG VOLMORT VIB, WHICH MA ME THK OF HARRY POTTER, WHICH MA ME THK OF J.K. ROWLG—WHO IS ACTUALLY HARMFUL TO LGBTQ+ PEOPLE AND TO MY PSYCHE. ALSO, FOR THE ENTIRE FILM I THOUGHT HE WAS PL BETTANY.THERE’S A B WHERE HEIMDALL’S SON, AXL (KIERON L. DYER), RENAM HIMSELF, AND THOR SISTS THAT AXL E HIS PREV NAME, ASTRID. EVENTUALLY, THOR ACQUIC AND LLS AXL BY HIS CHOSEN NAME…BUT ’S LEFT A WEIRD TASTE SOME LGBTQ+ FANS’ MOUTHS.SIMPLY NOT GAYTHERE’S A SHORT MONTAGE OF THOR, PLAYED BY CHRIS HEMSWORTH, AND HIS MANY LOVERS…ALL OF WHOM ARE WOMEN. TECHNILLY, HE KISS A “WOLF WOMAN” WHILE RIDG “A WOMAN WOLF,” BUT THE ENERGY OF ALL IS OVERWHELMGLY STRAIGHT LOTHAR.THE MONTAGE THAT PICTS NATALIE PORTMAN’S DR. JANE FOSTER AND THOR’S RELATNSHIP IS BASILLY JT A 10-MUTE VERSN OF THE BREAKUP (2006) STARRG JENNIFER ANISTON AND VCE VGHN, PL A MAGIC HAMMER. DECIDLY NOT GAY.MATT DAMON AND MELISSA MCCARTHY BOTH APPEAR A PERFORMG TROUPE ASGARD, ACTG OUT THE LEGEND OF THOR. LATER ON, DAMON APPEARS AGA AND ASKS VALKYRIE IF HE SHOULD WRE A PLAY TO HELP SAVE THE TOWN, WHICH HAS BEEN RAVAGED BY VOLGORR THE GOD BUTCHER. WHILE THE SHEER AMOUNT OF SURPRISE CELEBRY REVEALS THE FILM IS SOMEWHAT GAY (WHO DON’T LOVE A RUVEAL!), THE MOCKERY OF STAGE ACTG IS NOT GAY AT ALL.SLIGHTLY GAYTHE FILM OPENS WH A PREFACE THAT FEATUR THE GOD DNYS (SIMON RSELL BEALE)—SHIRTLS A FIELD OF GIGGLG FLOWERS AND WEARG A SPARKLY GOLN CROWN AND STATEMENT NECKLACE, BRAGGG ABOUT HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HE HAS. FLOWERS, STATEMENT NECKLAC, AND BEG OBSSED WH FOLLOWERS? DEFELY A B GAY!K MISTAKENLY LLS JANE FOSTER “JANE FONDA.” THE VOTN OF MISS FONDA, ’80S AEROBICS AND 9 TO 5 QUEEN, IS FELY SLIGHTLY GAY!THE FIRST NEEDLE DROP OF THE FILM IS, QUE RANDOMLY, ENYA’S “ONLY TIME.” THIS FEELS WEIRDLY APPROPRIATE GIVEN THE RECENT RURGENCE OF WCHY FORMER POP STARS WHO NOW LIVE STL PLETELY OFF THE GRID. AGA, NOT EXPLICLY GAY ANY WAY, BUT I FELY UGHT QUEER VIB.THOR’S CLOTH ACCINTALLY GET STRIPPED OM HIM, LEAVG HIM STANDG A ROOM FULL OF GODS THE NU. WHILE NOTHG SALAC IS SEEN (THE MOVIE IS ONLY PG-13, AFTER ALL), I BELIEVE THAT IMAGG CHRIS HEMSWORTH NAKED WILL RULT A QUEER AWAKENG FOR SOME OF THE YOUTH (AND, LET’S FACE , THE ADULTS) THE DIENCE. BON POTS: K SAID, “IT LOOKED LIKE A LTLE URGETTE,” I.E. A ZUCCHI—WHICH IS A HOP, SKIP, AND A JUMP AWAY OM THE EGGPLANT EMOJI.GAYTHOR, JANE, AND VALKYRIE MORE OR LS EXCLIVELY TRAVEL BY RIDG SCREAMG YAKS WHO N ON A SUPERCHARGED RABOW. WHILE RABOWS ARE NONILLY GAY (SEE: THE PRI FLAG, “SOMEWHERE OVER THE”), THIS IS SORT OF THE LOWT POSSIBLE BAR YOU ULD PASS FOR HAVG QUEER NTENT. BUT, I GUS UNTS.THE SHEER NUMBER OF FIERCE PANTSUS VALKYRIE WEARS AS KG OF ASGARD. SERVG LEWKS IS GAY!VALKYRIE BRGS A PORTABLE SPEAKER WH HER ON THE RABOW GOAT SHIP AND PLAYS A SNIPPET OF “FAY AFFAIR” BY MARY J. BLIGE. THAT’S A BOP, AND GAYS LOVE BOPS!MOST POPULARSARA RAMIREZ ISSU STHG RPONSE TO ANTI–CHE DIAZ PROFILEBY SAVANNAH WALSHHOW MADONNA TURNED THE LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN SET INTO A THREE-RG CIRCBY ER CARLSON2023 FALL PREVIEW: 46 FILMS TO WATCH OUT FORBY REBEC FORDRSELL CROWE GIV THE WORST VOL PERFORMANCE OF HIS REER SCE L MISéRABL (2012). HIS BLOWHARD ZS SOUNDS LIKE THE FIRST DRAFT OF AN ITALIAN ACCENT, BUT ZS IS FAMOLY GREEK. IT WAS NFG AND NFOUNDG AND REMD ME OF HIS JAVERT, AND THERE’S SOMETHG HERENTLY QUEER ABOUT THAT.GAY??THE SO-LLED GAYNS OF VALKYRIE IS (TENTNALLY) NFG. AT ONE POT SHE TELLS DR. JANE FOSTER—WH WHOM SHE CLEARLY HAS NO ROMANTIC CHEMISTRY—THAT SHE MISS HER “SISTERS.” DO SHE MEAN SISTERS LIKE RELATIV, SISTERS LIKE GIRLIENDS (PLATONIC), OR SISTERS LIKE GIRLIENDS (ROMANTIC)? WE NEVER FD OUT. VALKYRIE IS THE GAYT PART OF THE FILM FOR SURE, BUT DO NOTHG EXPLICLY QUEER EXCEPT MAYBE…WHEN SHE’S PG THE KGDOM OF THE GODS. VALKYRIE BRIEFLY STOPS TO MAKE BEDROOM EY AT ONE OF ZS’S FEMALE NCUB, WHO I AM PRETTY SURE IS PLAYED BY RA ORA. THIS HAPPENS SO FAST (AND IS FILMED SUCH A WAY THAT I’M PRETTY SURE ULD GET CUT OUT OF THE MOVIE IF NEEDS TO BE LS LGBTQ+-IENDLY TERRORI) THAT I AM ACTUALLY NOT SURE IF ’S RA ORA OR NOT. BUT DO HAPPEN, AND IS A MOMENT—THE ONLY MOMENT—OF GIRL-ON-GIRL “ACTN” THE FILM, IF YOU N LL THAT.AT ONE POT, THOR IS VOLVED A LTLE B OF A LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN JANE FOSTER AND HIS AX, STORMBREAKER. MANY LGHS ARE (ATTEMPTED) TO BE WNG OUT OF STORMBREAKER’S SEEMG JEALOY OF JANE. IT WAS NFG TO ME, A MARVEL-NEOPHYTE, AS I ASSUMED THAT THOR’S AX WAS A GENRLS OBJECT—AND NOT TO GATEKEEP THE WORD GAY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE A LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN A MAN, A WOMAN, AND A MAGIL AX DON’T QUALIFY AS “SO GAY.” BUT I’M HAPPY TO KEEP AN OPEN MD ON THE MATTER.THE MOST EXPLIC “GAY” MOMENT: VALKYRIE AND K HAVE A (VERY BRIEF) HEART-TO-HEART ABOUT ROMANCE WHILE THOR AND JANE FULL ON MAKE OUT. IN THE SCENE, K EXPLICLY SAYS THAT HE HAS TWO DADS, AND THAT HIS SPECI ARE NCEIVED WHEN TWO KRONAN MEN HOLD HANDS OVER A LAVA P. IT’S A SWEET MOMENT, BUT THE SCENE IS PLACED SUCH A WAY THAT, AGA, FEELS LIKE ULD BE ENTIRELY REMOVED OTHER MARKETS. DURG THE NVERSATN, K ALSO MENTNS VALKYRIE’S AD GIRLIEND AND HOW SHE’S CLOSED HERSELF OFF OM LOVE. AGA, FELY REGNN THAT LGBTQ+ PEOPLE EXIST—BUT ’S THE FIRST AND LAST TIME WE HEAR ANY MENTN OF VALKYRIE’S LOVE LIFE OR TERT WOMEN.AT THE END OF THE FILM, THERE’S ALSO THE BRIEFT OF SHOTS OF K HOLDG HANDS WH ANOTHER ROCK KRONAN (PRUMABLY A MAN) OVER A LAVA P, AN ATTEMPT TO MAYBE MAKE A BABY. DID MARVEL JT SHOW OUR FIRST SCENE OF GAY KRONAN SEX? IT’S HARD TO KNOW.SO GAYNATALIE PORTMAN G THIS FILM AS A SHOWSE AND THEN HAVG HER CHARACTER DIE, HOPEFULLY RELEASG HER OM THE MCU AND ALLOWG HER TO GET BACK TO PROJECTS LIKE CLOSER.MOST POPULARSARA RAMIREZ ISSU STHG RPONSE TO ANTI–CHE DIAZ PROFILEBY SAVANNAH WALSHHOW MADONNA TURNED THE LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN SET INTO A THREE-RG CIRCBY ER CARLSON2023 FALL PREVIEW: 46 FILMS TO WATCH OUT FORBY REBEC FORDVALKYRIE SUALLY WEARG A PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SWEATSHIRT WHILE KICKG SOME SPIR MONSTER ASS.HONORABLE GAY MENTIONKAT DENNGS ALSO APPEARS AS A LLEAGUE OF DR. JANE FOSTER ONE (1) SCENE, NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD OM AGA. SHE’S BEEN A GUT JUDGE ON DRAG RACE AND HAS A OL VIBE, SO SHE GETS AN HONORABLE MENTN HERE.SO, LOOKS LIKE THOR WILL NOT BE WNG ANY GLAAD AWARDS. BY MY SCIENTIFIC LCULATNS, THERE WERE FAR MORE NOT GAY MOMENTS THAN GAY MOMENTS, AND ONLY TWO THAT WOULD QUALIFY AS “SO GAY.” IN EVERY WAY, THE FILM WAS LS GAY THAN DUNE, WHICH FEATURED TIMOTHéE CHALAMET POUTG, BUTTHOLE-SHAPED WORMS, AND STEPHEN MCKLEY HENRSON HOLDG A LTLE PARASOL JT SO.BUT WHAT WERE WE TO EXPECT? A MOVIE PRODUCED BY MARVEL WHICH IS OWNED BY DISNEY—WHICH HAS E UNR A B OF FIRE FOR S HANDLG OF GAY NTENT AND S FANCIAL SUPPORT OF ANTI-LGBTQ+ POLICIANS—WAS MAYBE NEVER BOUND TO BE “SO GAY” AFTER ALL. SO THE NEXT TIME THE FORMER UNRSTUDY FOR LRA BELL BUNDY RUTHLS THE MIL OFF BROADWAY SAYS THAT SOMETHG IS SO GAY, DON’T NECSARILY TAKE HER WORD FOR .MORE GREAT STORI FROM VANY FAIRHOW FOUR BILLNAIRE TECHNO-OLIGARCHS ARE CREATG AN ALTERNATE REALYEXCLIVE NEW DETAILS ABOUT MEGHAN MARKLE’S WEDDG DRSA BIRD’S-EYE VIEW OF EVERYTHG HAPPENG AT THIS FALL’S FILM FTIVALS—WHOUT THE STARSA SER SETBACK FOR TMP’S PLAN TO GET REELECTED AND PARDON HIMSELFMEET KYLE DCHANEL, THE PRETEND PLAYBOY WHO SEEMS TO HAVE FOOLED HALF OF MANHATTANTHE ULTIMATE GUI TO FALL MOVIFROM THE ARCHIVE: A FATHER’S ACUNT OF THE TRIAL OF HIS DGHTER’S KILLEREND-OF-SUMMER SALE! TAKE 25% OFF AT THE VF SHOPCHRIS MURPHY
- MARVEL STUDS ISSU STATEMENT OF SUPPORT FOR LGBTQ+ COMMUNY FOLLOWG DISNEY’S DON’T SAY GAY CONTROVERSY
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(FUNCTN(W,D,S,I){W.LDADIN=W.LDADIN||[];({SLOT:12731610244260710,SIZE:[0, 0],ID:"LD-122-4412"});IF(!D.GETELEMENTBYID(I)){VAR J=D.CREATEELEMENT(S),P=D.GETELEMENTSBYTAGNAME(S)[0];;"//";;SERTBEFORE(J,P);}})(WDOW,DOCUMENT,"SCRIPT","LD-AJS");ON NOVEMBER 9TH, THE LIFE OF JON KENT, THE SUPERMAN OF EARTH AND SON OF CLARK KENT AND LOIS LANE, TAK A BOLD NEW DIRECTN.“I’VE ALWAYS SAID EVERYONE NEEDS HERO AND EVERYONE SERV TO SEE THEMSELV THEIR HERO AND I’M VERY GRATEFUL DC AND WARNER BROS. SHARE THIS IA,” SAID WRER TOM TAYLOR. “SUPERMAN’S SYMBOL HAS ALWAYS STOOD FOR HOPE, FOR TTH AND FOR JTICE. TODAY, THAT SYMBOL REPRENTS SOMETHG MORE. TODAY, MORE PEOPLE N SEE THEMSELV THE MOST POWERFUL SUPERHERO ICS.”JT LIKE HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM, JON KENT HAS FALLEN FOR A REPORTER. AFTER IALLY STRIKG UP A IENDSHIP WH REPORTER JAY NAKAMURA, HE AND JON BEE ROMANTILLY VOLVED THE PAG OF SUPERMAN: SON OF KAL-EL #5 OM WRER TOM TAYLOR (DARK KNIGHTS OF STEEL) AND ARTIST JOHN TIMMS (HARLEY QUINN). FOLLOWG A SCENE WHERE SUPERMAN MENTALLY AND PHYSILLY BURNS OUT OM TRYG TO SAVE EVERYONE THAT HE N, JAY IS THERE TO RE FOR THE MAN OF STEEL. THERE’S REALLY NOTHG “BOLD” ABOUT THIS. IT’S PURELY ANOTHER ACT OF THE FAIAR, CYNIL PANRG THAT DC HAS UNFORTUNATELY BEGUN TO BEE KNOWN FOR, WHICH SHOULD BE OBV ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT THE ANNOUNCEMENT DROPPED TODAY, WHICH JT HAPPENS TO BE NATNAL COMG OUT DAY. THIS IS ACTUALLY OLD NEWS IF YOU’VE BEEN READG BLEEDG FOOL FOR THE LAST UPLE OF MONTHS. DC QUEERG SUPERMAN NEXT? WHY ALL DC COMICS SUPERHERO ARE GAY WRER TOM TAYLOR TOLD IGN THAT HE’S HAD QUEER CHARACTERS AND STORYL REJECTED BY THE ICS DTRY OVER THE YEARS, SO WHEN HE WAS ASKED TO WRE A NEW ISSUE OF “SUPERMAN,” HE CID TO MAKE THE MAN OF STEEL A MEMBER OF THE LGBTQ+ MUNY. “I KNEW REPLACG CLARK WH ANOTHER STRAIGHT WHE SAVR ULD BE A REAL OPPORTUNY MISSED,” TAYLOR SAID. “I’VE ALWAYS SAID EVERYONE NEEDS HERO AND EVERYONE SERV TO SEE THEMSELV THEIR HERO. TODAY, SUPERMAN, THE STRONGT SUPERHERO ON THE PLA, IS G OUT.” WHAT A JOKE THIS GUY IS. HIS BIG IA WAS TAKG ANOTHER TABLISHED CHARACTER AND CHANGG THEM TO F HIS POLIL WHIMS. BUT THIS SHOULDN’T BE NEWS TO OUR REARS. WE’VE REPORTED ON THIS ALREADY, AND FACT, ETHAN VAN SCIVER, THE CREATOR OF CYBEROG BROKE THIS NEWS MONTHS AGO, AND ’S PART OF THE REASON MANY CREATIV LEFT DC. CLARK KENT IS GOG AWAY. JONATHAN KENT IS TAKG OVER, AND THEY’RE ANNOUNCG HE’S GAY. #SUPERMANISGAY— TRUSTED MEMBER OF THE MEDIA (@ETHANVANSCIVER) AUGT 18, 2021 IF ’S NOT OBV TO YOU THAT THIS IS JT PANRG, YOU MAY HAVE MISSED HOW AUGT DC COMICS PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT FORMER BATMAN SI-KICK TIM DRAKE WAS G OUT AS BISEXUAL. THE MONTH PRR, DC COMICS CELEBRATED PRI MONTH WH A MEMORATIVE (AND POORLY SELLG) ISSUE THAT TRODUCED THE WORLD TO JTICE LEAGUE QUEER, AN AD-HOC TEAM OF LGBTQIA+ HERO FORMED BY GREGOR LA VEGA TO FIGHT OFF ECLIPSO WHEN HE ATTACKED A PRI PARA. I’M NOT KIDDG. CLARK KENT HAS BEEN EXILED TO ANOTHER PLA, AND WILL BE OUT OF THE PICTURE FOR A WHILE, SO TECHNILLY, JONATHAN KENT IS DC COMICS’ SUPERMAN CURRENT NTUY. THE TREND OF ICS BEG ED TO MAKE SOCIAL STATEMENTS, PECIALLY THE AREA OF HOMOSEXUALY, HAS BEEN GOG ON FOR A WHILE, PROBABLY SCE THE EARLY 1990S. IN THE MARCH 1992 ISSUE OF MARVEL’S ALPHA FLIGHT IC BOOK SERI, NORTHSTAR, CIS TO E OUT OF THE CLOSET AFTER SEEG THE RAVAGG EFFECT THAT AIDS HAS HAD ON AN ABANDONED BABY. BUT DC COMICS WAS AT THE FOREONT OF THIS, HAVG TRODUCED THEIR FIRST HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTER — THE PIED PIPER — AND CLUD AIDS‑RELATED THEM THEIR FLASH SERI AUGT 1991. BATWOMAN, IALLY SCRIBED AS “A ‘LIPSTICK LBIAN’ WHO MOONLIGHTS AS A CRIME FIGHTER,” WAS LATER TRODUCED 2006. GAY ENOUGH? DC COMICS PROMOT ‘DC PRI’ BOOKS THIS SUMMER GREG RUCKA REBOOTED WONR WOMAN WONR WOMAN: YEAR ONE WHICH HIGHLIGHTED HER TIME ON THEMYSCIRA, CLUDG HER MANY RELATNSHIPS WH OTHER AMAZON WOMEN. THE IC ALSO SHOWED THAT DIANA WAS POLYAMORO AND ONE OF THE MAJOR PLOT THREADS OF THE SERI VOLVED A ROMANTIC RELATNSHIP BETWEEN ETTA CANDY AND DR. BARBARA ANN MERVA. SCE THEN WE’VE GOTTEN A GAY GREEN LANTERN, A GAY AQUAMAN HAS TAKEN OVER THAT TLE, AND NEW WE HAVE A NON-BARY FLASH. MAYBE THAT JTICE LEAGUE QUEER TEAM IS REALLY GOG TO BEE A REALY AFTER ALL? IT’S STILL UNCLEAR WHY THERE HAS BEEN SUCH A RECENT PH FOR SEVERAL NEW, TRANSNED, AND REIMAGED HOMOSEXUAL “SUPERHERO” AT DC (AND MARVEL COMICS ALSO), BUT I’M BEGNG TO WONR IF THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO GET YOUNG PEOPLE ACCTOMED TO SEEG HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTERS A HEROIC LIGHT OR POSNS OF THORY. AND IF SO, WHY? IT’S BEG NSPICUO THAT THERE ARE NO LONGER ANY CHRISTIAN-FAH FOLLOWG SUPERHERO. AND IS ANYONE EXPECTG TO SEE BATWOMAN SUDNLY FD GOD AND CIDG TO SETTLE DOWN WH A STRAIGHT MAN AND START A FAY? THAT MIGHT E A TWTER MELTDOWN. I’M NOT SUGGTG THEY SERT FAH AND POLICS TO ICS, I’D PREFER THEY DIDN’T, BUT ’S BEEN ONE-SID FOR TOO LONG. AGENDA CONFIRMED: GAY ACTIVIST TV CREATORS ADM TO PROGRAMMG KIDS WE ALREADY KNOW THAT CREATORS THE ANIMATN AND TELEVISN REALM HAVE A SIAR AGENDA, AND WE’RE WELL AWARE THAT DC COMICS’ NEW LEARSHIP ARE HARD LEFT PARTISANS. MARIE JAVS, THE NEWT EDOR--CHIEF IS A VERY VOL BIG SUPPORTER OF LIBERAL . AND DANIEL CHERRY III, THEIR LATT SVP, IS A PROMENT LGBTQ ACTIVIST, WHO RECENTLY HAD THE FOLLOWG TO SAY ABOUT THE DIRECTN DC’S GOG TO BE TAKG MOVG FORWARD: “WHILE ALWAYS RPECTG THE PAST, I ALSO THK ’S OUR RPONSIBILY TO LEVERAGE THE CULTURAL POWER OF DC COMICS AND OUR CHARACTERS TO ENTERTA AND SPIRE AN CREASGLY DIVERSE GLOBAL FAN BASE. COMICS HAVE THE UNIQUE POWER TO CREATE RONANT IMAGERY AND NARRATIV THAT N MOVE THE WORLD TOWARD A BETTER, MORE CLIVE VERSN OF SELF.” OH, AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SUGGT THERE’S AN AGENDA THEY ARE TRYG TO PROMOTE? AND THAT THERE’S NO ATTEMPT TO DOCTRATE OR FLUENCE THE REARS? THERE ISN’T A PROBLEM WH GAY CHARACTERS. IF THEY ARE WELL-WRTEN AND THE STORI HAPPEN ANILLY, BUT THEY EQUENTLY ARE NOT. THIS IS NO LONGER ABOUT GOOD STORI. IT’S AGENDA DRIVEN, AND THE NUMBERS BEAR THAT OUT. WRER JASE PEEPL RECENTLY NOTED THAT, “LGBT HERO AND VILLAS HAVE BEEN MAKG THE REALM OF SUPERHERO A MORE LORFUL PLACE FOR NEARLY 40 YEARS. FROM GAY MARTIAL ARTS MASTERS AND LBIAN TECTIV TO BAD-SS BISEXUAL ANTIHERO AND TRANSGENR MAGICIANS, THE ARE 65 CHARACTERS THAT’VE LEFT THEIR MARK AND HELPED CHANGE THE GENRE.” ACRDG TO DC’S WEBSE, THEY HAVE NEARLY 200 LGBTQ CHARACTERS, ALTHOUGH MANY OF THEM ARE RIVATIV. PHG FOR MORE AND MORE GAY NVERSNS REALLY SEEMS LIKE AN ODD STRATEGY WHEN A ONLY 5% OF THE US POPULATN INTIFI AS LGBTQ. IN OTHER WORDS, THAT’S A VERY, VERY SMALL DIENCE. WOULDN’T PANRG TO CHRISTIANS, WHO MAKE UP AT LEAST TWO-THIRDS OF THE US POPULATN, BE A BETTER MONEY-MAKER? AND YET DC DON’T APPEAR TO HAVE ANY CHRISTIAN CHARACTERS, OR AT LEAST NONE THEY WILLFULLY PROMOTE. AND ’S JT HAPPENSTANCE THAT THE FIRST, MAJOR TRANSGENR SUPERHERO WAS ANNOUNCED MARVEL COMICS FOR DISNEY. HOW MANY CHARACTERS THAT POE CHRISTIAN BELIEFS OR SUPPORT NSERVATIVE VALU ARE THERE AGA? NO AGENDA AT ALL. MARVEL & DISNEY+ INTRODUCE FIRST TRANSGENR SUPERHERO TO CHILDREN THIS GAY NVERSN THERAPY OF THEIR MALE SUPERHERO IS THE NATURAL RULT OF LEARSHIP CHANG AT THE ICS PUBLISHER. AND AFTER THIS SAL GIMMICK FAILS TO GENERATE THE NUMBERS THEY NEED TO SURVIVE, WHAT WILL THE NEXT “STUNNG AND BRAVE” SEXUALY NVERSN BE? AND HOW, IF EVER, N THEY WALK THIS BACK? IT’S TE THAT MARVEL MAY PULLED OFF A WALK-BACK WH NORTHSTAR. AFTER WOLVERE KILLED HIM, I DON’T THK HIS SEXUALY HAS BEEN MENTNED SCE HE ME BACK. WE’LL SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS.. OF URSE, NORTHSTAR ISN’T ON THE SAME LEVEL AS SUPERMAN. (EDOR: NORTHSTAR’S HBAND KYLE JADU HAS BEEN APPEARG REGULARLY MARS AND WAS MARVEL’S VOIC: PRI IC) MT BE SOMETHG THE WATER OF THE DC UNIVERSE. DIDN’T TIM DRAKE JT DO THE SAME A FEW WEEKS AGO? ANYONE LOOKG TO THIS EXTRAORDARY PHENOMENA AND WHAT MIGHT BE G ? — BLEEDG FOOL (@BLEEDGFOOL) OCTOBER 11, 2021 SEVERAL ICS-RELATED YOUTUBE MENTERS WEIGHED ON THE NEWS TODAY:THIS IS A NOT A SER PANYWATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE THE APATHY OF SUPERMAN AND MAKG HIM GAY!WATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE SUPERMAN JON KENT OFFICIALLY OUT AS BISEXUALWATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE DC COMICS SET TO STROY MANGA SAL?! CONFIRMS JON KENT SUPERMAN AND ROB SWG BOTH WAYS!WATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE GAY SUPERMAN CONFIRMED…TOM TAYLOR GONNA TOM TAYLORWATCH THIS VIO ON YOUTUBE WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THERE WAS A MAJOR ICS STORYLE THAT WAS GRABBG MEDIA HEADL? WAS BATMAN GETTG ENGAGED TO CATWOMAN? OR WHEN CAPTA AMERI WAS REVEALED TO BE A SECRET NAZI? AND BEFORE THAT WAS PROBABLY THE SUPERMAN’S DEAD STORYLE. SOME BLUE HAIR TERN REALLY THOUGH THIS BOOK WOULD “TOTALLY OWN THE CHUDS” BUT NEVER WORKS LIKE THAT.REMEMBER THE NEW WOKE WARRRS? NOBODY BOUGHT AND WAS NCELLED BEFORE PRT. EVERY TIME THE DTRY PUTS OUT A BOOK LIKE THIS ’S FOR RETWEETS, NOT SAL.— THEQUARTERG (@THEQUARTERG) OCTOBER 11, 2021 MARVEL AND DC WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. NOWADAYS ALL THE IC PUBLISHERS N E UP WH IS ANOTHER GAY CHARACTER. YAWN. NO WONR MANGA IS WNG. MORE TRENDG STORI:CANADIAN COMICS OPEN LIBRARY FAVORS LGBTQ KIDS CONTENT OVER SUPERHEROCOMICS MM SHOULD FOC ON BETTER STORI THAN THE 'DEATH OF SUPERMAN'CONFIRMED: WHY ‘BLUE BEETLE’ IS TRACKG TO BE NEXT DC SUPERHERO BOMBDC COMICS RETURNG TO SAN DIEGO COMIC CON THIS WEEKSOME OVERRATED SUPERMAN WRERS GETTG FLUFF-COATED COVERAGEJAM GUNN PUTS 'DOOM PATROL' RUMORS TO RT'SUPERMAN: LEGACY' CASTS 'BARRY' ACTOR ANTHONY CARRIGAN AS METAMORPHO COMIC PERCHDAEL CHERRYDANIEL CHERRY IIIDC COMICSETHAN VAN SCIVERHEEL VS BABYFACEJASE PEEPLJIM LEEJOHN TIMMSJONATHAN KENTLGBTQSUPERBOYSUPERMANTOM TAYLORW DGHERYYELLOW FLASHBLOGSCOMICSNEWS TODD FISHER TODD LIV NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WH "THE WIFE," "THE KIDS," "THE DOGS," "THAT T," AND HE OCSNALLY WEARS PANTS. HIS UPG RELEASE, "ARE YOU WOKE ENOUGH YET?", IS THE CULMATN OF TOO MUCH TIME ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WORKG THE FILM DTRY.RELATED POSTS DISNEY TO CEASE RELEASG PHYSIL MEDIA CERTA COUNTRI UK COMIC BOOK LEGEND GIVEN ‘WOKE’ MAKEOVER FOR ‘REPRENTATN’ AMY AWARDS COLUMNIST: ‘SOUND OF FREEDOM’ DERV BT PICTURE NOM WHAT IS J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI’S VISN FOR CAPTA AMERI COMICS? CANADIAN COMICS OPEN LIBRARY FAVORS LGBTQ KIDS CONTENT OVER SUPERHEROJUST KEEPING THE LIGHTS ON
* why is marvel making everyone gay *
Why All DC Comics Superhero are GayWrer Tom Taylor told IGN that he’s had queer characters and storyl rejected by the ics dtry over the years, so when he was asked to wre a new issue of “Superman, ” he cid to make the Man of Steel a member of the LGBTQ+ muny.
#SupermanIsGay— TRUSTED MEMBER OF THE MEDIA (@EthanVanSciver) Augt 18, 2021If ’s not obv to you that this is jt panrg, you may have missed how Augt DC Comics proudly announced that former Batman si-kick Tim Drake was g out as bisexual. The trend of ics beg ed to make social statements, pecially the area of homosexualy, has been gog on for a while, probably sce the early 1990s.
But DC Comics was at the foreont of this, havg troduced their first homosexual character — the Pied Piper — and clud AIDS‑related them their Flash seri Augt 1991.
WHY WE DON’T NEED A GAY MARVEL SUPERHERO
From Iceman to Hulklg and Moondragon, Marvel boasts a whole array of openly gay characters who would be smash-hs the MCU. * why is marvel making everyone gay *
It’s still unclear why there has been such a recent ph for several new, transned, and reimaged homosexual “superhero” at DC (and Marvel Comics also), but I’m begng to wonr if the ultimate goal is to get young people acctomed to seeg homosexual characters a heroic light or posns of thory. I’m not suggtg they sert fah and polics to ics, I’d prefer they didn’t, but ’s been one-sid for too Confirmed: Gay Activist TV Creators Adm to Programmg KidsWe already know that creators the animatn and televisn realm have a siar agenda, and we’re well aware that DC Comics’ new learship are hard left partisans.
From gay martial arts masters and lbian tectiv to bad-ss bisexual antihero and transgenr magicians, the are 65 characters that’ve left their mark and helped change the genre.
No agenda at & Disney+ Introduce First Transgenr Superhero to ChildrenThis gay nversn therapy of their male superhero is the natural rult of learship chang at the ics publisher. Bleedg Fool (@BleedgFool) October 11, 2021Several ics-related Youtube menters weighed on the news today:This is a not a ser panyThe Apathy of Superman and Makg him Gay!
DEAR HOLLYWOOD: STOP GAYG ALL THE THGS, ESPECIALLY STRAIGHT CHARACTERS...
The ter reacts to Marvel fally jt g out and sayg that Wolvere has been gay all along and has the hots for Cyclops. * why is marvel making everyone gay *
And wh a gay character, pecially, such a move wouldn’t nstute a groundbreakg “Ellen Show” moment anyway — would be a targeted, social media-appeasg ploy. Or when Disney promised an “exclively gay” moment s remake of “Bety and the Beast” that amounted to ltle more than LeFou battg his eyelash at Gaston at the pub? “It was important to as we did four of the films, we wanted a gay character somewhere them … It is a perfect time, bee one of the thgs that is pellg about the Marvel Universe movg forward is s foc on diversy.
Tell ya what — stead of focg on bowg to the whims of Twter and wh a head-scratchg meo, or tryg to pry salty tears out of my ey wh a sgle scene of gay flirtg, jt foc on makg a good movie.
15 OPENLY GAY MARVEL CHARACTERS THAT MIGHT BE COMG TO THE MCU
The Marvel Cematic Universe (MCU) was fairly slow troducg LGBTQ+ characters —though seeg as even the most chaste reprentatns of queer love get the films banned some untri, you n see why they would be Strange and The Multiverse of Madns actually breaks the rerd for the most lbian, gay, bisexual, transgenr and/or queer characters an MCU property wh three.
However, seeg as two of them do not talk, and one never mentns their sexualy out loud, clearly there is still some work to be done when to LGBTQ+ MCU is of urse fairly sexls general, but any mentns of queer sexuali have tend to be very brief, the better to allow Disney to easily cut out the scen more homophobic markets. Phastos is also the anchise's first out gay superhero, and the pair share the anchise's first gay kiss (and one of the few kiss general the MCU) his partner Ben do not get much screen time, his stg mak a bold statement. Dear leftists Hollywood tent on phg csant gayns, even when unnecsary and irrelevant, Today seems Hollywood's primary missn, pecially televisn, is to shove gayns to wherever may f.
WHY IS SO MANY PEOPLE WANT STRAIGHT IC BOOK CHARACTERS TO BE MA GAY ?
As stated before, the Gaystapo, and now the Hollywood Gay Agenda Phers DO NOT reprent lns of gay people who jt want to live their liv peace. But we're livg a culture where people feel fortable suggtg a character like Jam Bond should be gay whout beg lghed tryg to appropriate straight characters, what the social-engeerg left is attemptg is to refe what means to be mascule and feme.
I know even suggtg such a thg mak me a hateful homophobe, but wouldn't be lovely if you folks the entertament dtry uld foc on you know... Wrten by Courtney Kirchoff, wh gay joke help om Steven CrowrFrom Your Se ArticlCelebri Demand Joe Bin Shutdown Another Pipele - Lour Wh Crowr ›Jon Voight Giv Ttimony Agast Leftism Hollywood - Lour Wh Crowr ›Matt Damon Shocked Tmp Supporters Aren't Horrible People - Lour Wh Crowr ›Gee Takei Tells Amerins to ‘Endure Higher Pric’ - Lour Wh Crowr ›Meme Compar Gas Pric to the movie "I am Legend. Avengers: Endgame gave the first openly gay character the Marvel Cematic Universe, but left a lot of fans (who have spent the last wag to see a gay superhero jo the Avengers) pretty unrwhelmed.
While many fans hope that Marvel Studs ntu to diversify the superhero they brg to live-actn, Eternals recently took a signifint step forward by prentg Phastos as part of the first openly gay superhero uple the MCU. Viv’s sexualy hasn’t been nfirmed the ics, but she's kissed Ironheart and was strongly suggted that she’s eher gay or asexual when she said, “an attractn to boys is nowhere wh me.
I'VE GOT ISSU: WHY MATTERS IF A FICTNAL CHARACTER IS GAY
There was speculatn that Hercul would be a lead The Eternals when Marvel announced that the film would star a gay lead, but the reference was stead to Phastos. Northstar was a landmark character for ic book history bee he was one of the first gay superhero, the first to e out a Marvel book, and 2012, he beme the first character to have a same-sex weddg a mastream ic. Phastos may be half of the first openly gay relatnship the Marvel Cematic Universe, but Negasonic Teenage Warhead was part of the first gay superhero uple all of superhero cema several years earlier.
The two shared the first gay kiss between major characters a Marvel ic back X-Force #45 while Rictor was huntg for Multiple Man New England. Rictor has also dated women the Marvel Universe, such as Wolfsbane and Boom Boom, but he stated X-Force #20 that he always knew ep down that he was gay.
I'm sure there are many secret gays or people wh tennci towards homosexualy today's society yet they themselv might not know or subncly reject . @rabumalal: uldnt agree more great like havg slightly gay tennci or fdg some man attractive or even havg one gay moment mak you gay is ridiculo. As the kds of people that will try to get wh anythg wh a pulse… and even then given ics and how ad characters aren't always ad… and pansexual is a very different ncept to homosexualy.
THE INTER’S FREAKG OUT OVER MARVEL MAKG WOLVERE GAY
I don't know, probably different reasons, maybe bee the character seems more sued to beg gay, homosexual, maybe bee of shippg ias, maybe s to intify better wh the character, maybe s bee they want more diversy, uld be numero thgs.
A GAY SUPERHERO WOULD FALLY GIVE LGBTQ KIDS THE REPRENTATN THEY NEED — SO WHY ARE WE STILL WAG?
Well s a vio game so slightly different, there is more agency and ntrol , plenty of fans wish that certa lbian characters, certa gay characters, certa straight characters were bisexual, or the other orientatn for romantic tert reasons. @never_give_up: So bee I'm 14 I wouldn't know about the stggl the outsi world say I don't knowFGMHuman traffickgGay rightsThe war on dgsI have almost all the 18 amendments memorizedI attend a U. Instead create an origal Hero that is openly gay yet don't show any stereotyp; this will most likely help the character bee a gay in (much like Capta Ameri is an Amerin In) i believe that would be more effective than jt trashg a hero history for polil rrectns 7 years ago.
Instead create an origal Hero that is openly gay yet don't show any stereotyp; this will most likely help the character bee a gay in (much like Capta Ameri is an Amerin In) i believe that would be more effective than jt trashg a hero history for polil rrectnsQFT7 years ago.
@never_give_up: 1) that's actually the polilly rrect term for gays geni and I also stated they serve to feel accepted2) I'm sayg people should not be prsured to change their views eher... Comics sell poorly, so the people charge believ has somethg to do wh "whe straight male" beg the re dience, they try to sell to a bigger dience, but fail to notice that black gay people that read ics are such an small mory, that actually their plan jt dont work and will never black gay people, will forever like Bce Wayne as Batman, more they will re for Gay IceMan, sce Batman is not beg fed by his sexual tennci, but for who he actually is. Instead create an origal Hero that is openly gay yet don't show any stereotyp; this will most likely help the character bee a gay in (much like Capta Ameri is an Amerin In) i believe that would be more effective than jt trashg a hero history for polil rrectnsBee current wrers dont have the talent to do that and that not how PC culture works.
'AVENGERS: ENDGAME' DIRECTORS REVEALED THAT ONE OF MARVEL'S EXISTG CHARACTERS IS GAY, BUT FANS ARE MOCKG THE LACKLTER ANNOUNCEMENT
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SO, HOW GAY IS THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, REALLY?NATALIE PORTMAN CLAIMED THAT THE ANCHISE’S LATT STALLMENT IS “SO GAY”—BUT IS SHE RIGHT?BY CHRIS MURPHYJULY 8, 2022BY JAS BOLAND/MARVEL STUDS.SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVEWHEN NATALIE PORTMAN SAYS THAT SOMETHG IS “SO GAY,” I WANT TO BELIEVE HER. AFTER ALL, SHE’S A QUEER IN BY VIRTUE OF STARRG PABLO LARRAíN’S JACKIE, MANY MISS DR MERCIALS, AND, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WNG THE OSR FOR THE BLACK SWAN, A PSYCHOSEXUAL PAS UX BETWEEN TWO WARRG BALLERAS. SO WHEN PORTMAN SWORE DURG A Q&A AT THE LONDON PREMIERE OF HER LATT FILM, THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, THAT MARVEL’S NEWT OFFERG IS “SO GAY,” MY TERT WAS IMMEDIATELY PIQUED—AND WHILE I HADN’T SEEN A MARVEL FILM SCE 2018’S BLACK PANTHER, I HAD TO KNOW WHETHER THOR 4 WOULD BE AN ENTRY TO THE QUEER CEMATIC NON à LA MOONLIGHT, CAROL, AND THE NILE KIDMAN AMC AD.SO OFF TO THE CEPLEX I WENT, TSTG NATALIE PORTMAN SPE MORS THAT THOR: LOVE AND THUNR MIGHT NOT BE AS GAY AS SHE CLAIMED. BUT STILL, I HAD FAH. THOR: LOVE AND THUNR WAS DIRECTED BY TAIKA WAI, WHOSE QUEER, PIRATE HBO MAX SHOW, OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, CERTALY CROSS THE THRHOLD OF “SO GAY.” BISEXUAL ACTOR TSA THOMPSON WENT ON RERD AT SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON SAYG THAT SHE WANTED TO FD HER CHARACTER VALKYRIE, THE FEMALE KG OF ASGARDS, A QUEEN THE NEXT FILM. PL, THERE WAS GOG TO BE A RA ORA MEO. ALL POSIVE SIGNS!WHAT I FOUND…WELL I’M STILL TRYG TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND. BELOW IS A LIST OF THE GAY MOMENTS, SUBTEXT, AND ENERGY THAT I ULD FD THOR: LOVE AND THUNR, RANKED BY THEIR LEVEL OF GAYNS. BE WARNED: SPOILERS ABOUND.NOT GAY (AND SORT OF RUDE)CHRIS PRATT’S STAR-LORD IS PRETTY HEAVILY FEATURED THE FIRST 15 MUT OF THE FILM. THERE’S A FIGHT SCENE WHERE THOR FENDS OFF TWO MONSTERS WHILE A RSIAN SPL, AND STAR-LORD DRAMATILLY ROLLS HIS EY (WHICH GOT A BIG LGH OM THE DIENCE, BY THE WAY). SHAMG ANOTHER MAN FOR BEG SUPER FLEXIBLE AND A “B MUCH”? SORRY; THAT’S ANTI-QUEER BEHAVR, I’M AAID.CHRISTIAN BALE’S PERFORMANCE AS GORR THE GOD BUTCHER WAS GIVG VOLMORT VIB, WHICH MA ME THK OF HARRY POTTER, WHICH MA ME THK OF J.K. ROWLG—WHO IS ACTUALLY HARMFUL TO LGBTQ+ PEOPLE AND TO MY PSYCHE. ALSO, FOR THE ENTIRE FILM I THOUGHT HE WAS PL BETTANY.THERE’S A B WHERE HEIMDALL’S SON, AXL (KIERON L. DYER), RENAM HIMSELF, AND THOR SISTS THAT AXL E HIS PREV NAME, ASTRID. EVENTUALLY, THOR ACQUIC AND LLS AXL BY HIS CHOSEN NAME…BUT ’S LEFT A WEIRD TASTE SOME LGBTQ+ FANS’ MOUTHS.SIMPLY NOT GAYTHERE’S A SHORT MONTAGE OF THOR, PLAYED BY CHRIS HEMSWORTH, AND HIS MANY LOVERS…ALL OF WHOM ARE WOMEN. TECHNILLY, HE KISS A “WOLF WOMAN” WHILE RIDG “A WOMAN WOLF,” BUT THE ENERGY OF ALL IS OVERWHELMGLY STRAIGHT LOTHAR.THE MONTAGE THAT PICTS NATALIE PORTMAN’S DR. JANE FOSTER AND THOR’S RELATNSHIP IS BASILLY JT A 10-MUTE VERSN OF THE BREAKUP (2006) STARRG JENNIFER ANISTON AND VCE VGHN, PL A MAGIC HAMMER. DECIDLY NOT GAY.MATT DAMON AND MELISSA MCCARTHY BOTH APPEAR A PERFORMG TROUPE ASGARD, ACTG OUT THE LEGEND OF THOR. LATER ON, DAMON APPEARS AGA AND ASKS VALKYRIE IF HE SHOULD WRE A PLAY TO HELP SAVE THE TOWN, WHICH HAS BEEN RAVAGED BY VOLGORR THE GOD BUTCHER. WHILE THE SHEER AMOUNT OF SURPRISE CELEBRY REVEALS THE FILM IS SOMEWHAT GAY (WHO DON’T LOVE A RUVEAL!), THE MOCKERY OF STAGE ACTG IS NOT GAY AT ALL.SLIGHTLY GAYTHE FILM OPENS WH A PREFACE THAT FEATUR THE GOD DNYS (SIMON RSELL BEALE)—SHIRTLS A FIELD OF GIGGLG FLOWERS AND WEARG A SPARKLY GOLN CROWN AND STATEMENT NECKLACE, BRAGGG ABOUT HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HE HAS. FLOWERS, STATEMENT NECKLAC, AND BEG OBSSED WH FOLLOWERS? DEFELY A B GAY!K MISTAKENLY LLS JANE FOSTER “JANE FONDA.” THE VOTN OF MISS FONDA, ’80S AEROBICS AND 9 TO 5 QUEEN, IS FELY SLIGHTLY GAY!THE FIRST NEEDLE DROP OF THE FILM IS, QUE RANDOMLY, ENYA’S “ONLY TIME.” THIS FEELS WEIRDLY APPROPRIATE GIVEN THE RECENT RURGENCE OF WCHY FORMER POP STARS WHO NOW LIVE STL PLETELY OFF THE GRID. AGA, NOT EXPLICLY GAY ANY WAY, BUT I FELY UGHT QUEER VIB.THOR’S CLOTH ACCINTALLY GET STRIPPED OM HIM, LEAVG HIM STANDG A ROOM FULL OF GODS THE NU. WHILE NOTHG SALAC IS SEEN (THE MOVIE IS ONLY PG-13, AFTER ALL), I BELIEVE THAT IMAGG CHRIS HEMSWORTH NAKED WILL RULT A QUEER AWAKENG FOR SOME OF THE YOUTH (AND, LET’S FACE , THE ADULTS) THE DIENCE. BON POTS: K SAID, “IT LOOKED LIKE A LTLE URGETTE,” I.E. A ZUCCHI—WHICH IS A HOP, SKIP, AND A JUMP AWAY OM THE EGGPLANT EMOJI.GAYTHOR, JANE, AND VALKYRIE MORE OR LS EXCLIVELY TRAVEL BY RIDG SCREAMG YAKS WHO N ON A SUPERCHARGED RABOW. WHILE RABOWS ARE NONILLY GAY (SEE: THE PRI FLAG, “SOMEWHERE OVER THE”), THIS IS SORT OF THE LOWT POSSIBLE BAR YOU ULD PASS FOR HAVG QUEER NTENT. BUT, I GUS UNTS.THE SHEER NUMBER OF FIERCE PANTSUS VALKYRIE WEARS AS KG OF ASGARD. SERVG LEWKS IS GAY!VALKYRIE BRGS A PORTABLE SPEAKER WH HER ON THE RABOW GOAT SHIP AND PLAYS A SNIPPET OF “FAY AFFAIR” BY MARY J. BLIGE. THAT’S A BOP, AND GAYS LOVE BOPS!MOST POPULARSARA RAMIREZ ISSU STHG RPONSE TO ANTI–CHE DIAZ PROFILEBY SAVANNAH WALSHHOW MADONNA TURNED THE LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN SET INTO A THREE-RG CIRCBY ER CARLSON2023 FALL PREVIEW: 46 FILMS TO WATCH OUT FORBY REBEC FORDRSELL CROWE GIV THE WORST VOL PERFORMANCE OF HIS REER SCE L MISéRABL (2012). HIS BLOWHARD ZS SOUNDS LIKE THE FIRST DRAFT OF AN ITALIAN ACCENT, BUT ZS IS FAMOLY GREEK. IT WAS NFG AND NFOUNDG AND REMD ME OF HIS JAVERT, AND THERE’S SOMETHG HERENTLY QUEER ABOUT THAT.GAY??THE SO-LLED GAYNS OF VALKYRIE IS (TENTNALLY) NFG. AT ONE POT SHE TELLS DR. JANE FOSTER—WH WHOM SHE CLEARLY HAS NO ROMANTIC CHEMISTRY—THAT SHE MISS HER “SISTERS.” DO SHE MEAN SISTERS LIKE RELATIV, SISTERS LIKE GIRLIENDS (PLATONIC), OR SISTERS LIKE GIRLIENDS (ROMANTIC)? WE NEVER FD OUT. VALKYRIE IS THE GAYT PART OF THE FILM FOR SURE, BUT DO NOTHG EXPLICLY QUEER EXCEPT MAYBE…WHEN SHE’S PG THE KGDOM OF THE GODS. VALKYRIE BRIEFLY STOPS TO MAKE BEDROOM EY AT ONE OF ZS’S FEMALE NCUB, WHO I AM PRETTY SURE IS PLAYED BY RA ORA. THIS HAPPENS SO FAST (AND IS FILMED SUCH A WAY THAT I’M PRETTY SURE ULD GET CUT OUT OF THE MOVIE IF NEEDS TO BE LS LGBTQ+-IENDLY TERRORI) THAT I AM ACTUALLY NOT SURE IF ’S RA ORA OR NOT. BUT DO HAPPEN, AND IS A MOMENT—THE ONLY MOMENT—OF GIRL-ON-GIRL “ACTN” THE FILM, IF YOU N LL THAT.AT ONE POT, THOR IS VOLVED A LTLE B OF A LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN JANE FOSTER AND HIS AX, STORMBREAKER. MANY LGHS ARE (ATTEMPTED) TO BE WNG OUT OF STORMBREAKER’S SEEMG JEALOY OF JANE. IT WAS NFG TO ME, A MARVEL-NEOPHYTE, AS I ASSUMED THAT THOR’S AX WAS A GENRLS OBJECT—AND NOT TO GATEKEEP THE WORD GAY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE A LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN A MAN, A WOMAN, AND A MAGIL AX DON’T QUALIFY AS “SO GAY.” BUT I’M HAPPY TO KEEP AN OPEN MD ON THE MATTER.THE MOST EXPLIC “GAY” MOMENT: VALKYRIE AND K HAVE A (VERY BRIEF) HEART-TO-HEART ABOUT ROMANCE WHILE THOR AND JANE FULL ON MAKE OUT. IN THE SCENE, K EXPLICLY SAYS THAT HE HAS TWO DADS, AND THAT HIS SPECI ARE NCEIVED WHEN TWO KRONAN MEN HOLD HANDS OVER A LAVA P. IT’S A SWEET MOMENT, BUT THE SCENE IS PLACED SUCH A WAY THAT, AGA, FEELS LIKE ULD BE ENTIRELY REMOVED OTHER MARKETS. DURG THE NVERSATN, K ALSO MENTNS VALKYRIE’S AD GIRLIEND AND HOW SHE’S CLOSED HERSELF OFF OM LOVE. AGA, FELY REGNN THAT LGBTQ+ PEOPLE EXIST—BUT ’S THE FIRST AND LAST TIME WE HEAR ANY MENTN OF VALKYRIE’S LOVE LIFE OR TERT WOMEN.AT THE END OF THE FILM, THERE’S ALSO THE BRIEFT OF SHOTS OF K HOLDG HANDS WH ANOTHER ROCK KRONAN (PRUMABLY A MAN) OVER A LAVA P, AN ATTEMPT TO MAYBE MAKE A BABY. DID MARVEL JT SHOW OUR FIRST SCENE OF GAY KRONAN SEX? IT’S HARD TO KNOW.SO GAYNATALIE PORTMAN G THIS FILM AS A SHOWSE AND THEN HAVG HER CHARACTER DIE, HOPEFULLY RELEASG HER OM THE MCU AND ALLOWG HER TO GET BACK TO PROJECTS LIKE CLOSER.MOST POPULARSARA RAMIREZ ISSU STHG RPONSE TO ANTI–CHE DIAZ PROFILEBY SAVANNAH WALSHHOW MADONNA TURNED THE LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN SET INTO A THREE-RG CIRCBY ER CARLSON2023 FALL PREVIEW: 46 FILMS TO WATCH OUT FORBY REBEC FORDVALKYRIE SUALLY WEARG A PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SWEATSHIRT WHILE KICKG SOME SPIR MONSTER ASS.HONORABLE GAY MENTIONKAT DENNGS ALSO APPEARS AS A LLEAGUE OF DR. JANE FOSTER ONE (1) SCENE, NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD OM AGA. SHE’S BEEN A GUT JUDGE ON DRAG RACE AND HAS A OL VIBE, SO SHE GETS AN HONORABLE MENTN HERE.SO, LOOKS LIKE THOR WILL NOT BE WNG ANY GLAAD AWARDS. BY MY SCIENTIFIC LCULATNS, THERE WERE FAR MORE NOT GAY MOMENTS THAN GAY MOMENTS, AND ONLY TWO THAT WOULD QUALIFY AS “SO GAY.” IN EVERY WAY, THE FILM WAS LS GAY THAN DUNE, WHICH FEATURED TIMOTHéE CHALAMET POUTG, BUTTHOLE-SHAPED WORMS, AND STEPHEN MCKLEY HENRSON HOLDG A LTLE PARASOL JT SO.BUT WHAT WERE WE TO EXPECT? A MOVIE PRODUCED BY MARVEL WHICH IS OWNED BY DISNEY—WHICH HAS E UNR A B OF FIRE FOR S HANDLG OF GAY NTENT AND S FANCIAL SUPPORT OF ANTI-LGBTQ+ POLICIANS—WAS MAYBE NEVER BOUND TO BE “SO GAY” AFTER ALL. SO THE NEXT TIME THE FORMER UNRSTUDY FOR LRA BELL BUNDY RUTHLS THE MIL OFF BROADWAY SAYS THAT SOMETHG IS SO GAY, DON’T NECSARILY TAKE HER WORD FOR .MORE GREAT STORI FROM VANY FAIRHOW FOUR BILLNAIRE TECHNO-OLIGARCHS ARE CREATG AN ALTERNATE REALYEXCLIVE NEW DETAILS ABOUT MEGHAN MARKLE’S WEDDG DRSA BIRD’S-EYE VIEW OF EVERYTHG HAPPENG AT THIS FALL’S FILM FTIVALS—WHOUT THE STARSA SER SETBACK FOR TMP’S PLAN TO GET REELECTED AND PARDON HIMSELFMEET KYLE DCHANEL, THE PRETEND PLAYBOY WHO SEEMS TO HAVE FOOLED HALF OF MANHATTANTHE ULTIMATE GUI TO FALL MOVIFROM THE ARCHIVE: A FATHER’S ACUNT OF THE TRIAL OF HIS DGHTER’S KILLEREND-OF-SUMMER SALE! TAKE 25% OFF AT THE VF SHOPCHRIS MURPHY
If you’re doubt about Wolvere beg gay, then check out X-Men #7, which nfirms that he’s not only gay now, but has been gay throughout his long superhero reer.
MARVEL STUDS ISSU STATEMENT OF SUPPORT FOR LGBTQ+ COMMUNY FOLLOWG DISNEY’S DON’T SAY GAY CONTROVERSY
Of urse, fans have already taken to Twter to react and here’s jt a sample of what folks are sayg: oh to be wolvere, gay on the moon wh cyclops — big bja energy (@bigttysadgf) March 3, 2020 Did you ever thk you'd see the day where you might randomly say somethg like #Wolvere is gay" and turned out to be te?
If you thk Wolvere thkg Cyclops looks good a speedo mak him (and hontly YOU) gay, then i have a thg or three to pot out to you about your life time of pro wrtlg vtment. (@gr0ceris) March 2, 2020 Pre-emptive fake geek straight boy plat of STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE GAY WOLVERINE IS SUPER STRAIGHT AND WOULD NEVER GAY — Vny (@queerpguy) Febary 29, 2020 Different versns of Wolvere have been gay the past, bi dus n be macho, and would make sense that after 200+ yrs of livg, Logan would spread his horizons — Mr Dylan (@ClassierDylan) Febary 29, 2020 Hold up, Cyclops and Wolvere are gay now?