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MOM AND DAD, I'M GAY AND ALSO STRONGER THAN BOTH OF YOU, SO DON'T TRY ANY SH

Mom, Dad, there's somethg we have to talk about. I've been wantg to tell you this for some time, and I want you to know that while I'm fully aware this might be difficult for you to hear, remember, I am still your son, and I love you very much: Mom, Dad, I'm gay, and so help me God, I am stronger than the both of… * the onion i'm gayer *

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I've been wantg to tell you this for some time, and I want you to know that while I'm fully aware this might be difficult for you to hear, remember, I am still your son, and I love you very much: Mom, Dad, I'm gay, and so help me God, I am stronger than the both of you, and I won't hate to beat you back to the Stone Age if you give me any sh about Texas Law Requir Schools To Display Image Of God Hung Like A Horse In Every ClassroomOffEnglishI know this mt be tough for you. I know how you feel about homosexualy, bee you've been very clear on that subject the past.

THE ONN SONGMARV GAYE & TAMMI TERRELLTRACK 6 ON EASY FEATURGVALERIE SIMPSONPRODUCED BYASHFORD & SIMPSONMAR. 20, 19701 VIEWER7 CONTRIBUTORSTHE ONN SONG LYRICS[INTRO: MARV GAYE, TAMMI TERRELL, BOTH]THE WORLD IS JT A GREAT BIG ONNAND HATE AND FEAR ARE THE SPIC THAT MAKE YOU CRY, OH, BABYAND THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THIS GREAT BIG ONNIS TO PLANT LOVE SEEDS UNTIL DI, UH HUH (WOO!)[VERSE 1: MARV GAYE]HEY WORLD! WE GOT A GREAT BIG JOB TO DOYEAH, WE NEED YOUAND EVERYBODY WHO LOV TTH[PRE-CHOS: MARV GAYE AND TAMMI TERRELL]OH, DON'T YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT TO CLEAN UP THIS PLACEAND REACH FOR A HIGHER GOAL, YEAH (Y WE DO, NOW)WE GOTTA BE HEADSTRONG ABOUT RIGHTG THE WRONGAND MAKE A MOUNTA OF HAPPY SOULS, OH OH (OH, BABY)[CHOS: MARV GAYE, TAMMI TERRELL, BOTH]THE WORLD IS JT A GREAT BIG ONNAND I DON'T RE, IS THE FACE PEOPLE LIKE TO WEAR, OH BABY (Y IS, NOW)AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THIS GREAT BIG ONNEVERY SGLE SOUL'S GOT TO DO THEIR SHARETELL 'EM 'BOUT , BABY, WOO! UH, HUH[VERSE 2: MARV GAYE]SO E ON, LET'S KNOCK ON EVERY DOOR, WOO!TELL THEM LOVE IS THE ANSWERWHETHER THEY'RE RICH OR POOR, OH YEAHYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[PRE-CHOS: MARV GAYE AND TAMMI TERRELL]NOW, WE DON'T RE WHAT YOU DOHOW YOU LOOK, OR YOUR STAT CLAIM, BABY, OOHNO NO, BEE BROTHERS AND SISTERSFROM NOW ON, IS GOG TO BE EVERYONE'S NAME, OH OH (WOO!)[CHOS: MARV GAYE, TAMMI TERRELL, BOTH]THE WORLD IS JT (THE WORLD IS JT) A GREAT BIG ONNAND PA AND FEAR ARE THE SPIC THAT MAKE YOU CRY, OH BABY (Y, IS)AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THIS GREAT BIG ONNIS TO PLANT LOVE SEEDSNOW EVERYBODY, GOT TO PLANT LOVE SEEDSCOME ON AND PLANT LOVE SEEDSUNTIL DI[OUTRO: MARV GAYE AND TAMMI TERRELL]THE WORLD IS JT A GREAT BIG ONN2EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

Dad, you've said some very hateful thgs, not nsirg for a send that I might be gay, and hurt.

I'm a gay man, and I'm proud of . I've recently rporated kettlebells to my workout route, and while I don't expect you to unrstand the physil impact they've had on my body, I n tell you I've put on at least 15 pounds of sheer mcle sce the last time you saw me—certaly enough to take out two homophobic parents their 60s. Bee I n assure you, you don't want to see me, I thk both of you have known your heart of hearts that I was gay.

You n ny all you want, but if you try to do somethg stupid like nvce me that I'm not a homosexual and that this is all somehow my head, I'll put you a Jujsu hold where I n dislote your shoulr wh one ltle tug. Dad, you're gog to teach them all the thgs you tght me, and Mom, they're gog to ll you Grandma, and you are gog to be so thrilled to be a major part of their liv that my beg gay will be the last thg on your e here right now and give me a hug or I'll knock your fuckg heads off.

HELL NOW A THRIVG EPICENTER OF GAY CULTURE

But lately, I’ve been havg a real problem wh the homosexuals. He didn’t seem the least b gay. Did I look gay to him?

I don’t rell the phrase, “Suck my ck” enterg the nversatn, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock.

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