Is Allan om 'Barbie' Gay? 5 Reasons to Thk He Might Be

Contents:

• IS ALLAN OM 'BARBIE' GAY? 5 REASONS TO THK HE MIGHT BE
• TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED
• NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS

IS ALLAN OM 'BARBIE' GAY? 5 REASONS TO THK HE MIGHT BE

From the moment the first character posters om Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie arrived on the scene, my fely tuned gaydar started to pg. Did my homosexual ey ceive me or did Ken appear to have a gay iend named Allan? Unfortunately for me, there is no ncrete gay love story for Allan.

Growg up gay, this otherns is a feelg I often enuntered around other boys. In the 1960s when LGBTQ+ people often had to live closeted liv, gay men often scribed their lovers as "roommat" or "buddi.

Concln: Is Allan Gay? While we technilly don't know if Allan is gay (and perhaps Allan himself don't know yet—after all, g out is a long, difficult procs pecially if you don't have queer role mols to look up to), I strongly believe that he is. Also, a movie that is so heavily addrsg genr and romance and that clus such a massive st, mak sense that there would be a gay character the then begs the qutn, why isn't Allan explicly gay the movie?

TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED

After all many gay boys (like myself) played wh Barbi growg up and would love to see that reprentatn on the screen. We jt don't for me, I am choosg to believe that Allan is wish fulfillment for all of the ltle gay boys of the world, who jt wanted to hang out wh Barbie her Dream Hoe, play drs up, and stay as far away om sports as humanly 's to Allan, a gay in the is now playg theaters.

NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS

His look, upled wh his ial ditn to Ken, mak one thg pafully clear: Allan is Barbie Land’s rint gay.

So, like any good gay, he mak a n for .

It’s a feelg to which any small-town gay leavg the homophobic halls of Bumfuck, Nowhere for the sparklg liberatn of New York or L.