Urban Dictnary: Eat Chicken You're Gay

Contents:

• STUDY CLAIMS THAT EATG TOO MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS CAN TURN YOU GAY
• CAN CHICKEN MAKE YOU GAY? COLOMBIAN MOL NATALIA PARIS SAYS Y
• BIZARRE ‘STUDY’ CLAIMS EATG TOO MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS N TURN YOU GAY
• GAY AND BALD? EVO MORAL THKS YOU ATE TOO MUCH CHICKEN
• EVO MORAL: CHICKEN HORMON WILL MAKE YOU GAY
• HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?
• BOLIVIA'S MORAL: EATG CHICKEN MAK YOU GAY?
• CAN A CHICKEN BE GAY
• WHO'S THE REAL WNER 'GAY CHICKEN'?
• EAT CHICKEN YOU'RE GAY
• DID YOU EAT A GAY CHICKEN WEDNDAY?
• CAN THERE BE GAY CHICKENS

STUDY CLAIMS THAT EATG TOO MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS CAN TURN YOU GAY

Source - A self-published “study” claims that eatg too many fatty foods n e homosexualy or make you transgenr. The document attempts to lk homosexualy to an unhealthy diet. It claims: “Homosexuals… [often eat] large amounts of high glycemic x foods and fat, or eatg an imbalanced diet, leang toward rbohydrat.

CAN CHICKEN MAKE YOU GAY? COLOMBIAN MOL NATALIA PARIS SAYS Y

Homosexualy as well appears to have been more equent among that group. ” The paper ti homosexualy to fats, sugars and alhol, proceedg to claim that cuttg them out of your diet n “prevent the return of homosexual attractns” argu that followg a healthy diet wh no sugar and sleepg aquately will ‘cure’ homosexualy an dividual and prevent s return. Meanwhile, apparently “keepg a healthy diet wh no sugar, low high glycemic-x foods, fat” will be enough to prevent those gay urg.

” PkNews ntacted the thor for ment, but perhaps unrstandably she has not yet the study had said, “drkg mimosas may be tied to homosexualy” I would’ve believed , for a send. If you’re gog to e up wh a study tyg homosexualy to a food type at least e somethg believable, maybe even phallic shaped; hot dogs, popsicl, bananas.

It only gets worse:“Homosexuals… [often eat] large amounts of high glycemic x foods and fat, or eatg an imbalanced diet, leang toward rbohydrat.

BIZARRE ‘STUDY’ CLAIMS EATG TOO MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS N TURN YOU GAY

(YouTube)Apparently gay men ate a lot of chicken when they were growg up. Natnal figure Natalia Paris is receivg flack after beg ught on vio sayg boys who eat chicken jected wh hormon are more likely to turn gay.

GAY AND BALD? EVO MORAL THKS YOU ATE TOO MUCH CHICKEN

"Bee of that, the boys that are eatg [that kd of] chicken, bee they are jectg female hormon, are startg to turn to homosexuals, " she Paris is known for beg outrageo, the ments seemed to be a far reach for many The New York Daily News reported, the print of the Natnal Feratn for Colombian Poultry Farmers (FENAVI) Andrés Fernando Monda was quick to ll the claims “bbish. Unhealthy eatg habs and strs e homosexualy, new study argu Photo: Getty. A self-published “study” claims that eatg too many fatty foods n e homosexualy or make you transgenr.

In the document, which she has also put up for ee on her webse, attempts to lk homosexualy to an unhealthy diet. Some studi show an creased rate of oby among homosexuals.

“Gay men, lbian and bisexual women report a higher odds of sugar-sweetened beverage nsumptn than straight men and women.

EVO MORAL: CHICKEN HORMON WILL MAKE YOU GAY

The paper ti homosexualy to fats, sugars and alhol, proceedg to claim that cuttg them out of your diet n “prevent the return of homosexual attractns”.

HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?

It argu that followg a healthy diet wh no sugar and sleepg aquately will ‘cure’ homosexualy an dividual and prevent s return. I live the Philippp, and people have been sayg that if you eat too much chicken all the time that n make you a "homosexual". I thk this me to be a mor due to certa s about how some chicken are beg jected wh homon...

I'm 47, and I've been eatg chicken all my life, so I thk if ma you gay, I would be flamg by now. I know someone who really lov chicken but i don't thk he is a homosexual...

I am not a homosexual and my hband will agree wh that. Hormon the food we eat has bee more and more prevalent and I do believe is g a lot of problems, but I serly doubt that homosexualy is one of them.

BOLIVIA'S MORAL: EATG CHICKEN MAK YOU GAY?

Male pattern baldns and the mysteri of human sexualy are no puzzl for the print of Bolivia, who has clared they are ed by eatg Moral has claimed that both homosexualy and baldns n be ed by the humble chicken. Moral's theori do not appear to have been immediately accepted by the scientific muny, to put dly, and have been cricised by Spa's Natnal Feratn of Lbians, Gays, Transsexuals and Bisexuals, which sent a letter of prott to the Bolivian embassy Madrid scribg the print's remarks as print of the Argenta Homosexual Communy mpaigng anisatn, Car Cigliutti, said: "It's an absurdy to thk that eatg hormone-ntag chicken n change the sexual orientatn of a person. "By followg that reasong, if we put male hormon a chicken and we make a homosexual eat he will transform to a heterosexual.

I don’t thk even PETA would make this argument: Bolivia’s opposn and homosexual groups cricized ments ma by Moral at the first "people’s nference" on climate change the prev day, which he said that chicken producers ject birds wh female hormon and "when men eat those chickens, they experience vianc beg men. Bolivia’s opposn and homosexual groups cricized ments ma by Moral at the first "people’s nference" on climate change the prev day, which he said that chicken producers ject birds wh female hormon and "when men eat those chickens, they experience vianc beg men. The New York Tim wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or article is om the archive of our partner New York Tim wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or straight.

Apparently, a "gay" food isn't jt a potato that seeks marriage equaly, remds you was born this way, or owns a summer share on Fire Island. Acrdg to Doonan, his new (satiril) book Gay Men Don't Get Fat and his terview wh The Tim today, gay food is lighter, brighter, more artistic, art-directed--food that you'd fd where health and athetics tersect (and that's very different than what Doonan labels "lbian food"--"Organic olive oil, thick porridge, heapg helpgs of wheat germ, " and s ilk).

CAN A CHICKEN BE GAY

" We enjoyed Doonan's sweepg gay food generalizatns so we put them to the unscientific, anecdotal tt, assigned them a rpective Ksey ratg and me up wh your (pletely unscientific) gui to the sexualy of food, om gayt to straightt:What is: Shi; Sashimi; Cdo; Seafood Tartare; Ceviche What Doonan Says: "Japane food — that is some serly gay food...

Basilly, you’re takg sloppy bs of fish and makg them to the exquise ltle bonbons, and that seems ordately gay to me. " What Ksey Says: The Ksey 6 is "exclively homosexual" What We Say: That sort of mak sense.

You'd only eat this food a rtrant servg an assortment Doonan's other gay foods, whether 's an appetizer at an Italian rtrant or a ma at a Japane rtrant--the place probably serv lighter, stylized fare on stunng, perhaps over-worked plat. The Outlier: Spicy Mayo Anythg Rolls; Supermarket Shi; Any roll wh more than three gredients or one ied object What is: Marons What Doonan Says: "The maron craze is the ne pl ultra of gay foorie. " What Ksey Says: The Ksey 5 is "predomantly homosexual, only cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Though they look like lorful cheeburgers, y, all tak is an "cintal" n- wh Cool Whip to that gay credibily.

WHO'S THE REAL WNER 'GAY CHICKEN'?

" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 4 is "predomantly homosexual, but more than cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Clearly this isn't the first pairg between the black bean soup and the sour-cream pairg.

" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 3 is "equally heterosexual and homosexual" or more simply, bisexual. What We Say: Dpe s fat ntent, Doonan mentns that Caar salad and certa pi may tilt more gay than you'd thk.

There are novelty mach ma pecially for pani-makg and grillg and certaly has more flair than a ham and chee on wheat bread--Doonan refers to wheat bread as "ferocly lbian and wildly heterosexual"--but all the hidn meats and chee certaly make this food an equal straddler of gay-straight le. " What Ksey Says: The Ksey 2 is "predomantly heterosexual, but more than cintally homosexual" What We Say: The Tim wrer nces that although the meatloaf is unrelentgly heterosexual, non-potato-based sis like a salad substute n go a long way temperg the Burt Reynolds-ns of this dish.

EAT CHICKEN YOU'RE GAY

’" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 1 is "predomantly heterosexual, only cintally homosexual" What We Say: Doonan explas that baked chips are herently gay...

" What We Say: Burros are the clearly the hate crime of the gay food world and brg together Doonan's unholy try of meat, chee, and avodo (along wh that dodge-worthy sour cream). Still plastic cups, Moral went after geilly modified foods — by makg a ment that some thk meant that hormon e homosexualy.

By the next morng, the ternatnal prs had gotten wd of , Bolivian newspapers had plastered on their ont pag and Spa's natnal LGBT feratn had issued a statement llg the ment "homophobic. The document has not assuaged all crics — pecially sce the Lat left, which Moral reprents, has historilly been nsired ls than sympathetic to homosexuals — but has taken some of the heat off Moral. Y there gay so when they go they turn stra If 's the.

DID YOU EAT A GAY CHICKEN WEDNDAY?

I am not sure how I feel about "Gay Chicken. (Note: Gay Chicken do not volve wrappg yourself pk feather boas and antilly crossg Halsted Street to get to the other si. )Gay Chicken is a wild game -- no pun tend -- that apparently is all the rage at llege mp., the go-to source for bizarre new slang, f Gay Chicken as when two straight guys move their fac closer and closer together, as if to kiss.

The first one to turn or pull away is the "Gay Chicken. "Meang that the loser is the one who is aaid to act or be seen as game is all over the Inter, which is where I stumbled across while lookg for exampl of gay Halloween stum. Ocsnally, they do touch lips for a brief moment, and their iends all hoot and holler about their allegedly gay, I'm not sure how I feel about this.

Part of me is offend by the fact that the object of the game is to "act gay" but then chicken out, as if is sry to be first, I was so put off by this that I nsired filg a plat -- wh whom, I don't know -- or at least stompg around the hoe and plag to any t that would listen about the phobic behavr beg the more I watched the vios and the more I thought about , the more I started thkg that the chicken is actually the loser. "Gay Chicken" really seems like a way for the straight-but-cur guys to act out their fantasi of experimentg wh other dus.

CAN THERE BE GAY CHICKENS

So long as is game form, their heterosexualy remas also might make people more secure wh their own sexualy and even open-md about homosexualy , leave to straight guys to vent a game that volv tryg to get to first base wh a iend for a lgh.