Did You Eat A Gay Chicken Wednday? – NBC Chigo

Contents:

• STUDY CLAIMS THAT EATG TOO MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS CAN TURN YOU GAY
• CAN CHICKEN MAKE YOU GAY? COLOMBIAN MOL NATALIA PARIS SAYS Y
• BIZARRE ‘STUDY’ CLAIMS EATG TOO MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS N TURN YOU GAY
• GAY AND BALD? EVO MORAL THKS YOU ATE TOO MUCH CHICKEN
• EVO MORAL: CHICKEN HORMON WILL MAKE YOU GAY
• HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?
• BOLIVIA'S MORAL: EATG CHICKEN MAK YOU GAY?
• CAN A CHICKEN BE GAY
• WHO'S THE REAL WNER 'GAY CHICKEN'?
• EAT CHICKEN YOU'RE GAY
• DID YOU EAT A GAY CHICKEN WEDNDAY?
• CAN THERE BE GAY CHICKENS

STUDY CLAIMS THAT EATG TOO MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS CAN TURN YOU GAY

Source - A self-published “study” claims that eatg too many fatty foods n e homosexualy or make you transgenr. The document attempts to lk homosexualy to an unhealthy diet.

It claims: “Homosexuals… [often eat] large amounts of high glycemic x foods and fat, or eatg an imbalanced diet, leang toward rbohydrat. Homosexualy as well appears to have been more equent among that group.

” The paper ti homosexualy to fats, sugars and alhol, proceedg to claim that cuttg them out of your diet n “prevent the return of homosexual attractns” argu that followg a healthy diet wh no sugar and sleepg aquately will ‘cure’ homosexualy an dividual and prevent s return. Meanwhile, apparently “keepg a healthy diet wh no sugar, low high glycemic-x foods, fat” will be enough to prevent those gay urg.

CAN CHICKEN MAKE YOU GAY? COLOMBIAN MOL NATALIA PARIS SAYS Y

” PkNews ntacted the thor for ment, but perhaps unrstandably she has not yet the study had said, “drkg mimosas may be tied to homosexualy” I would’ve believed , for a send. If you’re gog to e up wh a study tyg homosexualy to a food type at least e somethg believable, maybe even phallic shaped; hot dogs, popsicl, bananas.

BIZARRE ‘STUDY’ CLAIMS EATG TOO MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS N TURN YOU GAY

It only gets worse:“Homosexuals… [often eat] large amounts of high glycemic x foods and fat, or eatg an imbalanced diet, leang toward rbohydrat. (YouTube)Apparently gay men ate a lot of chicken when they were growg up. Natnal figure Natalia Paris is receivg flack after beg ught on vio sayg boys who eat chicken jected wh hormon are more likely to turn gay.

"Bee of that, the boys that are eatg [that kd of] chicken, bee they are jectg female hormon, are startg to turn to homosexuals, " she Paris is known for beg outrageo, the ments seemed to be a far reach for many The New York Daily News reported, the print of the Natnal Feratn for Colombian Poultry Farmers (FENAVI) Andrés Fernando Monda was quick to ll the claims “bbish. Unhealthy eatg habs and strs e homosexualy, new study argu Photo: Getty. A self-published “study” claims that eatg too many fatty foods n e homosexualy or make you transgenr.

In the document, which she has also put up for ee on her webse, attempts to lk homosexualy to an unhealthy diet. Some studi show an creased rate of oby among homosexuals. “Gay men, lbian and bisexual women report a higher odds of sugar-sweetened beverage nsumptn than straight men and women.

GAY AND BALD? EVO MORAL THKS YOU ATE TOO MUCH CHICKEN

The paper ti homosexualy to fats, sugars and alhol, proceedg to claim that cuttg them out of your diet n “prevent the return of homosexual attractns”. It argu that followg a healthy diet wh no sugar and sleepg aquately will ‘cure’ homosexualy an dividual and prevent s return.

I live the Philippp, and people have been sayg that if you eat too much chicken all the time that n make you a "homosexual". I thk this me to be a mor due to certa s about how some chicken are beg jected wh homon... I'm 47, and I've been eatg chicken all my life, so I thk if ma you gay, I would be flamg by now.

I know someone who really lov chicken but i don't thk he is a homosexual... I am not a homosexual and my hband will agree wh that.

EVO MORAL: CHICKEN HORMON WILL MAKE YOU GAY

Hormon the food we eat has bee more and more prevalent and I do believe is g a lot of problems, but I serly doubt that homosexualy is one of them. Male pattern baldns and the mysteri of human sexualy are no puzzl for the print of Bolivia, who has clared they are ed by eatg Moral has claimed that both homosexualy and baldns n be ed by the humble chicken.

HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?

Moral's theori do not appear to have been immediately accepted by the scientific muny, to put dly, and have been cricised by Spa's Natnal Feratn of Lbians, Gays, Transsexuals and Bisexuals, which sent a letter of prott to the Bolivian embassy Madrid scribg the print's remarks as print of the Argenta Homosexual Communy mpaigng anisatn, Car Cigliutti, said: "It's an absurdy to thk that eatg hormone-ntag chicken n change the sexual orientatn of a person. "By followg that reasong, if we put male hormon a chicken and we make a homosexual eat he will transform to a heterosexual. I don’t thk even PETA would make this argument: Bolivia’s opposn and homosexual groups cricized ments ma by Moral at the first "people’s nference" on climate change the prev day, which he said that chicken producers ject birds wh female hormon and "when men eat those chickens, they experience vianc beg men.

BOLIVIA'S MORAL: EATG CHICKEN MAK YOU GAY?

Bolivia’s opposn and homosexual groups cricized ments ma by Moral at the first "people’s nference" on climate change the prev day, which he said that chicken producers ject birds wh female hormon and "when men eat those chickens, they experience vianc beg men.

The New York Tim wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or article is om the archive of our partner New York Tim wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or straight. Apparently, a "gay" food isn't jt a potato that seeks marriage equaly, remds you was born this way, or owns a summer share on Fire Island.

CAN A CHICKEN BE GAY

Acrdg to Doonan, his new (satiril) book Gay Men Don't Get Fat and his terview wh The Tim today, gay food is lighter, brighter, more artistic, art-directed--food that you'd fd where health and athetics tersect (and that's very different than what Doonan labels "lbian food"--"Organic olive oil, thick porridge, heapg helpgs of wheat germ, " and s ilk).

" We enjoyed Doonan's sweepg gay food generalizatns so we put them to the unscientific, anecdotal tt, assigned them a rpective Ksey ratg and me up wh your (pletely unscientific) gui to the sexualy of food, om gayt to straightt:What is: Shi; Sashimi; Cdo; Seafood Tartare; Ceviche What Doonan Says: "Japane food — that is some serly gay food... Basilly, you’re takg sloppy bs of fish and makg them to the exquise ltle bonbons, and that seems ordately gay to me.

WHO'S THE REAL WNER 'GAY CHICKEN'?

" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 6 is "exclively homosexual" What We Say: That sort of mak sense. You'd only eat this food a rtrant servg an assortment Doonan's other gay foods, whether 's an appetizer at an Italian rtrant or a ma at a Japane rtrant--the place probably serv lighter, stylized fare on stunng, perhaps over-worked plat. The Outlier: Spicy Mayo Anythg Rolls; Supermarket Shi; Any roll wh more than three gredients or one ied object What is: Marons What Doonan Says: "The maron craze is the ne pl ultra of gay foorie.

" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 5 is "predomantly homosexual, only cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Though they look like lorful cheeburgers, y, all tak is an "cintal" n- wh Cool Whip to that gay credibily. " What Ksey Says: The Ksey 4 is "predomantly homosexual, but more than cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Clearly this isn't the first pairg between the black bean soup and the sour-cream pairg.

EAT CHICKEN YOU'RE GAY

" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 3 is "equally heterosexual and homosexual" or more simply, bisexual.

DID YOU EAT A GAY CHICKEN WEDNDAY?

What We Say: Dpe s fat ntent, Doonan mentns that Caar salad and certa pi may tilt more gay than you'd thk. There are novelty mach ma pecially for pani-makg and grillg and certaly has more flair than a ham and chee on wheat bread--Doonan refers to wheat bread as "ferocly lbian and wildly heterosexual"--but all the hidn meats and chee certaly make this food an equal straddler of gay-straight le.

" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 2 is "predomantly heterosexual, but more than cintally homosexual" What We Say: The Tim wrer nces that although the meatloaf is unrelentgly heterosexual, non-potato-based sis like a salad substute n go a long way temperg the Burt Reynolds-ns of this dish.

CAN THERE BE GAY CHICKENS

’" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 1 is "predomantly heterosexual, only cintally homosexual" What We Say: Doonan explas that baked chips are herently gay... " What We Say: Burros are the clearly the hate crime of the gay food world and brg together Doonan's unholy try of meat, chee, and avodo (along wh that dodge-worthy sour cream). Still plastic cups, Moral went after geilly modified foods — by makg a ment that some thk meant that hormon e homosexualy.

By the next morng, the ternatnal prs had gotten wd of , Bolivian newspapers had plastered on their ont pag and Spa's natnal LGBT feratn had issued a statement llg the ment "homophobic.