Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!! (2009)

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• OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY!!
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• OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY! (2009)
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• INTERVIEW: BCE VILANCH ON HIS MOVIE "OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY!!," OSRS, AND CUTE BOY {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY LOUIS VIRTELJUNE 11, 2013/2:31 PMBY LOUIS VIRTELJUNE 11, 2013 / 2:31 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"INTERVIEW: BCE VILANCH ON HIS MOVIE \"OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY!!,\" OSRS, AND CUTE BOY NEIGHBORS","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-06-11T18:31:49.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-06-11T18:31:49.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"LOUIS VIRTEL","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE TALKED TO THE LEGENDARY FUNNYMAN ABOUT THE STARS WHO'VE WOWED HIM, AND WHETHER ALE REALLY SERVED THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BCE VILANCH HAS ENJOYED WHAT I'D LL THE IAL POP CULTURAL EXISTENCE: HE'S WRTEN JOK FOR ABOUT TWO DOZEN OSR CEREMONI; HE'S STARRED GLAMORO MOVI AND SANE BROADWAY SPECTACL (MAHOGANY, HAIRSPRAY); HE TOOK UP PL LYN'S MANTLE ON HOLLYWOOD SQUAR; HE'S BEE AN IN HIMSELF THANKS TO HIS BRIGHT BLOND HAIR, RED GLASS, AND GOOFY T-SHIRTS; MOST FABULOLY, HE'S RELISHED SUAL AND WORKG RELATNSHIPS WH EVERYONE OM BETTE MIDLER TO LAIE KAZAN, THE LATTER OF WHOM STARRED WH HIM THE CUTE DIE EDY OY VEY, MY SON IS GAY!! THOUGH THAT MOVIE WAS RELEASED 2010, DIRECTOR EVGENY AFEEVSKY HAS LNCHED AN INDIEGOGO MPAIGN TO GARNER THE FILM SOME GREATER DISTRIBUTN. IT'S A BCE VILANCH/LAIE KAZAN VEHICLE, GUYS. THE WORLD SERV TO RECEIVE AND CRADLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TO CELEBRATE THAT EFFORT, WE PHONED THE AWOME VILANCH TO TALK ABOUT WORKG ON THAT MOVIE, THE STARS WHO'VE IMPRSED HIM OVER THE YEARS, AND THE CELEBRY MEN WHO LIVED HIS "CUTE BOY CUL SAC."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEBACKLOT: YOU SHOT OY VEY, MY SON IS GAY!! BACK 2010. WHAT WAS THE SET LIKE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BCE VILANCH: WE SHOT SPOKANE WHERE I'D ACTUALLY BEEN BEFORE, BUT ONLY FOR LIKE A NIGHT. WE WERE AT A STUD WHERE THEY SHOOT A LOT OF LIFETIME MOVI. THEY WERE VERY HAPPY TO SEE BEE WE WERE THE ONLY FILM TO SHOOT THERE WHERE NO ONE THE PLOT HAD NCER. THERE WERE NO WOMEN JEOPARDY EHER; NO ONE WAS BEG CHASED BY HER RANGED IRAQI VET HBAND. NO POST TRMATIC STRS. IT WAS A EDY, AND THEY WERE RELIEVED THEY ULD LGH. IT WAS TREMENDO AMOUNT OF FUN, THOUGH WAS THE AD OF WTER, THERE WERE BLIZZARDS, AND WE PRETEND WAS SPRG NEW YORK. THAT ST: LAIE KAZAN'S A RT, AND VNY PASTORE, WHO YOU REMEMBER AS BIG PSY OM THE SOPRANOS, JAI RODRIGUEZ, CARMEN ELECTRA, SUCH AN ECLECTIC GROUP. WE HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. AND 'S A THROWBACK, A '50S STYLE OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: YOU'VE KNOWN LAIE KAZAN FOR YEARS, RIGHT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: SHE'S AN OLD, OLD IEND OF ME. WE END UP WORKG ON A UPLE OF MOVI, BUT WE JT KNEW EACH OTHER FOR YEARS. THIS WAS A CHANCE TO REALLY HANG OUT TOGETHER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: I ASSUME AT THIS POT YOUR LIFE YOU'VE GOTTEN TO WORK WH TONS OF PEOPLE WHOSE WORK YOU'D ADMIRED FOR YEARS AND YEARS. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: SOMETIM! IT PENDS. IN YOUR MD'S EYE YOU THK THEY'LL GOG TO BE LIKE THEIR CHARACTERS ONSTAGE OR ONSCREEN, BUT SOMETIM THEY'LL BE ALL BS. ABOUT 23 YEARS AGO I DID A MOVIE WH CHARL DURNG, AND AT THE TIME HE WAS A VERY SER ACTOR WHO HAD DONE ALL OF THOSE GANGSTER PICTUR. HE WAS A REAL TOUGH GUY. HE WAS PLAYG SANTA CLS THIS MOVIE, AND I WAS HIS ELF. I WAS THE ELF WHO TOOK STEROIDS. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT OM HIM, BUT HE WAS HILAR AND EASYGOG -- AND A GREAT ACTOR AT THE SAME TIME. HE WAS NOTHG LIKE THE PEOPLE HE PORTRAYED. ONE OF THE LEADS OF THE PICTURE WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD AND OM UTAH, BEE WE WERE SHOOTG AROUND THERE. THE SEND DAY OF SHOOTG, CHARL SAID TO ME, "I WAS EXPECTG A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD KID! LOOK WHAT I GOT. FAYE DUNAWAY." HE WAS GOG THROUGH THE SAME THG I WAS; HE WAS EXPECTG ONE THG OM HIS STAR AND GOT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: DO YOU HAVE A FAVORE ONSTAGE MOMENT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: OH, HAIRSPRAY. TWO YEARS OF HAIRSPRAY ONSTAGE. I DID BROADWAY FOR A YEAR, THEN TOURED FOR A YEAR. IT WAS AMAZG. FIRST OF ALL, EIGHT TIM A WEEK WH A DIFFERENT DIENCE, PH AN OCD BUTTON YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD. EACH SHOW IS DIFFERENT, AND YOU FD YOURSELF MAKG SLIGHT VARIATNS. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS WHAT WAS GOG TO BE LIKE. YOU HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE DOG A ROBOT VERSN OF A PERFORMANCE AFTER SIX MONTHS ON THE SAME SHOW, BUT FOR ME, THE MUTE I WENT OUT ONSTAGE I FELT THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: I'M ALWAYS TERTED TO FD OUT HOW KNOWLEDGEABLE POP CULTURE HISTORIANS LIKE YOURSELF STAY TERTED NEW MEDIA. ARE YOU STILL EXCED BY NEW, GOOD MOVI, ETC.?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: THERE ARE CLASSICS THAT I DO WATCH OVER AND OVER, BUT WHEN YOU DISVER SOMETHG THAT'S NEW THAT'S REALLY GOOD, YOU GO PLETELY CRAZY. YOU N'T GET ENOUGH OF . IF YOU CLOSE YOURSELF OFF TO THE NEW STUFF, THEN 'S OVER. YOU MAY AS WELL FD A GREEK ISLAND THAT APPEALS TO YOU AND NEVER EMERGE. I WAS WATCHG THE TONYS AND SAW KKY BOOTS CHIGO WHEN THEY WERE TRYG OUT, AND 'S FANTASTIC. IT'S A GREAT SHOW AND HAS THE SAME EFFECT THAT HAIRSPRAY HAS. THE DIENCE GO THROUGH THE ROOF, BEE 'S SO ARTFULLY PUT TOGETHER. THEY FALL LOVE WH THE CHARACTERS AND WANT THEM TO SUCCEED. THE WRERS HAVE GIVEN THEM MATERIAL TO SOAR WH. HOW N YOU NOT RPOND TO THAT? IF YOU BEE SO JAD THAT YOU N'T RPOND TO SOMETHG THAT'S NEW, GET YOUR ROPE AND DO YOUR PROMETHS IMPRSN. TIE YOURSELF TO A ROCK AND WA FOR HIGH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: SPEAKG OF KKY BOOTS, DID YOU KNOW CYNDI LPER IS AN OSR AWAY OM AN EGOT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT! I GUS 'S TE. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. THEY GIVE OUT SO MANY EMMYS AND SO MANY GRAMMYS, 'S ALMOST HARD TO KEEP TRACK. NOW CYNDI'LL WRE A SONG FOR A MOVIE AND THEY'LL GIVE HER AN OSR, LIKE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: DO THAT BOTHER YOU, THE WAY CELEBRI N PHONE FOR AN OSR THE BT SONG CATEGORY? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: NO, BEE THEY'VE SET UP THE TEGORY TO WORK THAT WAY. THE TEGORY WAS TABLISHED BACK WHEN THERE WERE LOTS OF MILS AND PEOPLE WERE WRG ORIGAL SONGS FOR THEM. THAT PERD IS LONG OVER. IT ED TO BE THAT PEOPLE WROTE A SONG FOR THE CLOSG CREDS, AND AT LEAST THEY CHANGE THAT. NOW HAS TO BE SOMEWHERE THE BODY OF THE PIECE. IT N'T BE A SONG THAT GETS TACKED ON AT THE END FOR AN OSR. NOW HAS TO HAVE MORE OF A RELATNSHIP TO THE ACTUAL MOVIE. THEY BRG TOP WRERS , THEY WRE A SONG FOR THE MOVIE, AND 'S NOT A SONG THAT THEY WOULD WRE, YOU KNOW, OUT OF THEIR SOUL. IT'S A SONG THEY'RE WRG ON ASSIGNMENT FOR A LOT OF MONEY AND THE CHANCE TO HAVE AN AMY AWARD ON THEIR MANTLE. THOSE ARE THE SONGS YOU'RE GETTG A LOT OF THE TIME. BUT THE SYSTEM HAS SET SELF UP THAT WAY, SO I DON'T BEGDGE [THE SONGWRERS]. I MEAN, YOU N PRETTY MUCH RRY A MOVIE AND BE NOMATED THE SUPPORTG TEGORY FOR POLIL REASONS AND FD YOURSELF UP AGAST SOMEONE WHO HAD ONE FOUR-MUTE SCENE AND WALKS AWAY WH THE PICTURE. THAT'S THE NATURE OF . THAT'S WHAT THEY'VE SET UP. IT'S POSSIBLE FOR JUDI DENCH TO W FOR ONE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: TATUM O'NEAL BEAT MALE KAHN BT SUPPORTG ACTRS, WHICH MA NO SENSE SCE TATUM IS THE STAR OF PAPER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: EXACTLY. IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE NE-YEARS-OLD TO BEAT SOMEONE WHO HAD BEEN THE BS FOR 50 YEARS. TATUM O'NEAL ALSO BEAT SYLVIA SIDNEY THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE PRETTY ENCYCLOPEDIC ABOUT OSR TRIVIA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: [LGHS.] I'VE WRTEN 23 OF THE SHOWS, SO SOME OF DO B {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: DO YOU HAVE OSRS CEREMONY? ONE WHERE YOU GOT TO NAIL THE PERFECT JOKE, ETC.?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: I WISH I ULD SAY THAT, BUT 'S NEVER ONE LE THAT MAK THE SHOW. THE BILLY CRYSTAL/JACK PALANCE YEAR LIV MEMORY BEE WE THREW AWAY SO MUCH OF THE SCRIPT AND ADD NEW STUFF AS WE WENT ALONG. WE REWROTE AS WE WENT ALONG. THAT WAS PRETTY SUCCSFUL. THERE WAS THE YEAR THAT QUCY JON PRODUCED, WHOOPI HOSTED, AND EVERYTHG SEEMED TO WORK. A LOT OF THE TIME, THE THGS YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THE SHOW ARE THE SPONTANEO MOMENTS, THE EMOTNAL MOMENTS, THE STUFF THAT N'T BE SCRIPTED. THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE TAKE AWAY OM THE SHOW. I THOUGHT THE HUGH JACKMAN SHOW WAS TERRIFIC. WHAT I LOVED WAS BILL CONDON'S IA OF BRGG OUT FIVE PREV WNERS THE FOUR ACTG TEGORI AND EACH ONE SGLED OUT ONE OF THE NOME. IT WAS A GREAT IA, BUT WENT BY THE WAYSI AS WOULD HAVE TO BEE YOU N OUT OF OSR-WNERS. YOU N OUT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLG TO ACTUALLY DO THAT! EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE LIKE 84 WNG ACTRS -- OR LS, REALLY, BEE THERE ARE SO MANY MULTIPL -- BUT A LOT ARE AD OR DISTERTED. WHICH WILL BE THE NAME OF MY MEMOIRS, DEAD OR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: RIGHT, THERE AREN'T MANY EVA MARIE SAT-TYP {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: EXACTLY RIGHT. BT SUPPORTG ACTOR WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO ST. THERE JT AREN'T THAT MANY WHO ARE LEFT WHO WOULD MAKE SENSE, WHO THE DIENCE WOULD LOOK UPON WH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: YOU MENTNED CHARL DURNG EARLIER, BUT HAVE YOU MET MANY LEGENDS WHO WERE MUCH FUNNIER THAN YOU EXPECTED?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: THAT'S A GREAT QUTN. BETTE DAVIS? SHE WAS FUNNY, BUT I KD OF EXPECTED THAT. I SUPPOSE PETER O'TOOLE BEE HE'S SO FAMO FOR DOG CLASSIC ROL AND BIG SER THGS, BUT LATER HIS REER HE STARTED DOG SOME REALLY BRILLIANT IC STUFF LIKE MY FAVORE YEAR WHERE HE MA FUN OF HIMSELF AND THAT TRADN OF HAMMY CLASSIL ACTORS.  BUT THAT WAS A ROLE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT OFFSTAGE HE STILL HAD THAT RD TO PLAY. OFFSTAGE, HE IS AN EXTREMELY DROLL STORYTELLER. I EXPECTED THAT HE WOULD JT BE BETIFUL AND STOIC. ACTUALLY, LRENCE OLIVIER WAS LIKE THAT TOO. I MET HIM LATE HIS LIFE, BUT THOUGH HE GOT KD OF QUIET, HE'D TELL STORI THAT WERE BTALLY FUNNY AND DO SUBTLE IMPRSNS OF OTHER PEOPLE. THAT WAS REALLY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: IS POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE STARSTCK ANYMORE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: OH, SURE. ALL THE BIG ON OF THE GOLN AGE ARE GONE, PRETTY MUCH, THERE ARE VERY FEW LEFT. BUT I'M STARSTCK WHEN I MEET CERTA LEGENDS. I GET N GET DAZZLED WHEN I MEET SOMEBODY LIKE LADY GAGA, WHO HAS CREATED THIS THG FOR HERSELF. SHE'S SO SMART AND SO TALENTED. I THK 'S MORE BEG THE PRENCE OF SOMEONE LIKE HER, YOU SEE THE WHEELS TURN. THAT'S PRETTY FABULO. ANYBODY WHO PULLS THEMSELV TOGETHER WHAT MY MOTHER LLS "GET-UPS" -- WHEN SHE WALKS TO A ROOM, 'S HARD NOT TO PAY ATTENTN. I GUS ANYTIME YOU MEET SOMEBODY YOU KNOW IS GENUELY TALENTED AND NOT JT ARTIFICE, THERE'S A QUALY OF BEG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: MY DREAM IS FOR LADY GAGA TO PLAY LRA NYRO A BPIC. SHE'S BE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: WOW. THAT WOULD BE GREAT BEE LRA NYRO WAS FOR ME. I PLAY HER MIC ALMOST EVERY DAY, AND I ONLY MET HER ONCE FOR A MUTE. I WAS WH BETTE MIDLER, WE WERE ON TOUR, AND LRA NYRO HAPPENED TO BE PLAYG TOWN. WE ULDN'T SEE HER BEE FOR SOME REASON ARE SHOWS WERE ON THE SAME NIGHT. SO THEY ARRANGED FOR A DNER THE NEXT NIGHT, AND THAT WAS THAT. SHE WAS EVERYTHG THAT I'D HEARD SHE WAS. SHE WAS CRAZY AND MERCURIAL, AND THERE WERE MOOD SWGS, AND THEN SHE WAS GENTLE AND TENR, AND THEN SHE WAS MANIC AND NUTS. IT WAS ALL THE URSE OF ONE DNER. I REALIZED THAT I WAS PROBABLY BETTER OFF JT LISTENG TO THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: IS THERE ANYBODY WHOSE JOK MAKE YOU THK,  "DAMN, I WISH I'D WRTEN THAT"? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: SOMETIM YOU HEAR SOMEONE ELSE AND THK, "THEY SOUND SO HERENT!" I HEAR MYSELF AND THK, "YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WERE GRASPG FOR AIR." BUT CARY GRANT NEVER SAT AND LOOKED AT HIS MOVI -- WHILE EVERYONE ELSE SAID, 'CARY GRANT!' -- HE WOULD LOOK AT HIMSELF AND THK, MY TIE'S CROOKED, A SPOT OF MAKP IS OFF OR SOMETHG. I'M ALWAYS PARG MYSELF TO PEOPLE WHO FOR SOME REASON SEEM MORE LLECTED WHEN THEY TALK. I ED TO BE THE PRS, SO I UNRSTAND THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: SELFISH QUTN: YOU WERE MAHOGANY WH DIANA ROSS AND ANTHONY PERKS. ANY STORI TO TELL ABOUT THE MYSTER TONY P.?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: WELL, I DON'T HAVE MANY ANTHONY PERKS STORI TO SHARE BEE THEY'RE SO DARK AND SEXUAL. [LGHS.] THAT WAS A STRANGE MOVIE BEE WAS DIANA ROSS' SEND MOVIE AND BERRY GORDY FIRED THE DIRECTOR, WHO WAS ONLY TONY RICHARDSON. YOU N IMAGE THE SET. WE SHOT EVERYTHG, THEN WE HAD TO RHOOT EVERYTHG BEE THE PICTURE HAD TO GET TO ROME, WHICH WAS PRETTIER THAN CHIGO. THGS GOT REWRTEN AND RE-DONE. THIS ONE SCENE I HAD, WE WROTE OURSELV. WE KEPT LOOKG DOWN AT A PIECE OF PAPER ONT OF , AND THAT'S WHY WE KEEP LOOKG DOWN -- TO MAKE SURE WE KNEW THE L. THE PLOT HAD CHANGED. HE WAS A PART OF THAT WHOLE THG. HE DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SHOOT CHIGO. I KNEW HIM LATER ON WHEN I MOVED TO CALIFORNIA BEE WE WERE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: TELL ME YOU'VE HAD SOME AMAZG NEIGHBORS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: OVER THE YEARS, YEAH. A BIZARRE LLECTN. I HAD TONS OF PEOPLE -- JULIA ROBERTS AND KIEFER SUTHERLAND. THAT'S A UPLE NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT ANYMORE. THEY ALMOST GOT MARRIED. IT WAS ALMOST RUNAWAY BRI! I WAS A CUTE BOY CUL SAC ONCE WH STT WOLF, IAN ZIERG, CHRISTIAN SLATER, AND UH, PL REISER. THEY WERE ALL MY CUTE BOY NEIGHBORS. I WOULD THK, "WOULD ONE OF YOU MOW THE LAWN WH YOUR SHIRT OFF? IT WOULD LIVEN THGS UP." BUT NO. NO, THEY ALL HAD HELP. THEY ALL HAD THIRD-WORLRS WHO DID THAT. NOW IAN ZIERG'S A GUT STRIPPER OR GUT HOST AT CHIPPENDALE'S VEGAS FOR A LIMED ENGAGEMENT, NNG THE SHOW. HE'S CLOSE TO 50, SO HE'S BULKED UP. HE'S MCLEBOUND UP THERE WH THOSE GUYS. HE'S UNBELIEVABLY FABULO SHAPE. THOUGH HE HAS A SMALL DGHTER HE RRI AROUND, SO THAT'S MAYBE HOW HE STAYS SHAPE. HE'S A OL GUY AND A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY!!

I saw Oy Vey My Son Is Gay last week when I was visg a iend NYC. A good st and wh so much gog on the gay muny, a good chance to really talk about relevant subject matters through edy. I'm a proud parent of a gay child and I was offend that this was the bt that they uld e up wh.

My Son Is Gay!! My Son Is Gay! My Son is Gay!

A Jewish uple (Laie Kazan, Sl Rubek) seeks enlightenment when their grown son (John Lloyd Young) reveals his homosexualy.

OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY!

A romantic, heartwarmg and spiratnal mastream fay "edy of errors" featurg a Jewish fay who stggl g to terms wh their son's non-Jewish and gay boyiend. When the gay uple adopts a child and mak headle news, their fai e to fend them and realize how much they love them.

OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY!! TRAILER

Nelson fally breaks the news to his parents that he is gay. A romantic edy featurg a Jewish fay who stggl g to terms wh their son's non-Jewish and gay boyiend. ' right now, here are some specifics about the North by Northwt Entertament, Oy Vey My Son Is Gay Productns edy flick.

Here's the plot: "A romantic edy featurg a Jewish fay who stggl g to terms wh their son's non-Jewish and gay boyiend. When the gay uple adopts a child and mak headle news, their fai e to fend them and realize how much they love them" 'Oy Vey! Vilanch plays an uncle no one spects is also gay (?!

OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY! (2009)

Release DateCanadaAugt 29, 2009(Montréal World Film Ftival)RsiaJune 18, 2010(Mosw Film Ftival)JapanJuly 9, 2010(Tokyo Internatnal Lbian & Gay Film Ftival)GermanyOctober 5, 2010(Hamburg Film Ftival)Uned StatDecember 24, 2010Also Known As (AKA)(origal tle)Oy Vey! Nelson, however, has somethg to tell 's gay. However, she is not thrilled when Nelson out as gay and troduc his boyiend, Angelo (played by Jai Rodriguez), to the fay.

This announcement sends shockwav through the fay, and the tradnally md relativ are not thrilled about havg a gay son and a non-Jewish son--law. Shirley's hband, Mart (played by Sl Rubek), is supportive but wary, while her brother, Seymour (played by Vcent Pastore), is openly story unfolds as Shirley attempts to make peace wh her son's sexualy and the ia of havg a gay weddg her home. The plot has a gentle touch and handl the topic of homosexualy wh sensivy and realism.

OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY! (2009)STREAM AND WATCH ONLE

Every time the film cut away om the gay uple, I wanted to shift back to them.

I thought the guys pulled off the young gay uple love, pecially wh one of them still the closet.

WATCH OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY!!

Some reviewers mented that JLY seemed unfortable playg a gay character. The story unfolds the only way uld, wh a Jewish Rodriguez is a geat actor other parts, but, my only plat, which will not enar me to some, is WHY do they have to put 1 straighty actg gay guy wh 1 semi to mostly flamboyant gay guy that has to throw temper tantms to get their way.

Now, I do know that many Jewish gay guys like hispanics, but surely there were other hispanic actors to choose om.

OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY! BY VCENT PASTORE

It's hard enough to troduce your gay boyiend to your mother, but 's harr when the guy is on I cid that the boyiend was actually someone like maybe Charlie David, I enjoyed the movie. The parents actg is good but the ma gay uple seem oddly unaffectnate.

I've watched a load of heavy gay movi the past week, so I settled to this film feelg that somethg light would be a nice change. Have a scene a gay bar where no one n dance. Have a scene the bathroom of the gay bar volvg a drag queen.

We talked to the legendary funnyman about the stars who've wowed him, and whether Ale really served that Vilanch has enjoyed what I'd ll the ial pop cultural existence: He's wrten jok for about two dozen Osr ceremoni; he's starred glamoro movi and sane Broadway spectacl (Mahogany, Hairspray); he took up Pl Lyn's mantle on Hollywood Squar; he's bee an in himself thanks to his bright blond hair, red glass, and goofy t-shirts; most fabuloly, he's relished sual and workg relatnships wh everyone om Bette Midler to Laie Kazan, the latter of whom starred wh him the cute die edy Oy Vey, My Son Is Gay!! "TheBacklot: You shot Oy Vey, My Son is Gay!!

INTERVIEW: BCE VILANCH ON HIS MOVIE "OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY!!," OSRS, AND CUTE BOY {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY LOUIS VIRTELJUNE 11, 2013/2:31 PMBY LOUIS VIRTELJUNE 11, 2013 / 2:31 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"INTERVIEW: BCE VILANCH ON HIS MOVIE \"OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY!!,\" OSRS, AND CUTE BOY NEIGHBORS","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-06-11T18:31:49.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-06-11T18:31:49.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"LOUIS VIRTEL","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE TALKED TO THE LEGENDARY FUNNYMAN ABOUT THE STARS WHO'VE WOWED HIM, AND WHETHER ALE REALLY SERVED THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BCE VILANCH HAS ENJOYED WHAT I'D LL THE IAL POP CULTURAL EXISTENCE: HE'S WRTEN JOK FOR ABOUT TWO DOZEN OSR CEREMONI; HE'S STARRED GLAMORO MOVI AND SANE BROADWAY SPECTACL (MAHOGANY, HAIRSPRAY); HE TOOK UP PL LYN'S MANTLE ON HOLLYWOOD SQUAR; HE'S BEE AN IN HIMSELF THANKS TO HIS BRIGHT BLOND HAIR, RED GLASS, AND GOOFY T-SHIRTS; MOST FABULOLY, HE'S RELISHED SUAL AND WORKG RELATNSHIPS WH EVERYONE OM BETTE MIDLER TO LAIE KAZAN, THE LATTER OF WHOM STARRED WH HIM THE CUTE DIE EDY OY VEY, MY SON IS GAY!! THOUGH THAT MOVIE WAS RELEASED 2010, DIRECTOR EVGENY AFEEVSKY HAS LNCHED AN INDIEGOGO MPAIGN TO GARNER THE FILM SOME GREATER DISTRIBUTN. IT'S A BCE VILANCH/LAIE KAZAN VEHICLE, GUYS. THE WORLD SERV TO RECEIVE AND CRADLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TO CELEBRATE THAT EFFORT, WE PHONED THE AWOME VILANCH TO TALK ABOUT WORKG ON THAT MOVIE, THE STARS WHO'VE IMPRSED HIM OVER THE YEARS, AND THE CELEBRY MEN WHO LIVED HIS "CUTE BOY CUL SAC."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEBACKLOT: YOU SHOT OY VEY, MY SON IS GAY!! BACK 2010. WHAT WAS THE SET LIKE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BCE VILANCH: WE SHOT SPOKANE WHERE I'D ACTUALLY BEEN BEFORE, BUT ONLY FOR LIKE A NIGHT. WE WERE AT A STUD WHERE THEY SHOOT A LOT OF LIFETIME MOVI. THEY WERE VERY HAPPY TO SEE BEE WE WERE THE ONLY FILM TO SHOOT THERE WHERE NO ONE THE PLOT HAD NCER. THERE WERE NO WOMEN JEOPARDY EHER; NO ONE WAS BEG CHASED BY HER RANGED IRAQI VET HBAND. NO POST TRMATIC STRS. IT WAS A EDY, AND THEY WERE RELIEVED THEY ULD LGH. IT WAS TREMENDO AMOUNT OF FUN, THOUGH WAS THE AD OF WTER, THERE WERE BLIZZARDS, AND WE PRETEND WAS SPRG NEW YORK. THAT ST: LAIE KAZAN'S A RT, AND VNY PASTORE, WHO YOU REMEMBER AS BIG PSY OM THE SOPRANOS, JAI RODRIGUEZ, CARMEN ELECTRA, SUCH AN ECLECTIC GROUP. WE HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. AND 'S A THROWBACK, A '50S STYLE OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: YOU'VE KNOWN LAIE KAZAN FOR YEARS, RIGHT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: SHE'S AN OLD, OLD IEND OF ME. WE END UP WORKG ON A UPLE OF MOVI, BUT WE JT KNEW EACH OTHER FOR YEARS. THIS WAS A CHANCE TO REALLY HANG OUT TOGETHER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: I ASSUME AT THIS POT YOUR LIFE YOU'VE GOTTEN TO WORK WH TONS OF PEOPLE WHOSE WORK YOU'D ADMIRED FOR YEARS AND YEARS. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: SOMETIM! IT PENDS. IN YOUR MD'S EYE YOU THK THEY'LL GOG TO BE LIKE THEIR CHARACTERS ONSTAGE OR ONSCREEN, BUT SOMETIM THEY'LL BE ALL BS. ABOUT 23 YEARS AGO I DID A MOVIE WH CHARL DURNG, AND AT THE TIME HE WAS A VERY SER ACTOR WHO HAD DONE ALL OF THOSE GANGSTER PICTUR. HE WAS A REAL TOUGH GUY. HE WAS PLAYG SANTA CLS THIS MOVIE, AND I WAS HIS ELF. I WAS THE ELF WHO TOOK STEROIDS. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT OM HIM, BUT HE WAS HILAR AND EASYGOG -- AND A GREAT ACTOR AT THE SAME TIME. HE WAS NOTHG LIKE THE PEOPLE HE PORTRAYED. ONE OF THE LEADS OF THE PICTURE WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD AND OM UTAH, BEE WE WERE SHOOTG AROUND THERE. THE SEND DAY OF SHOOTG, CHARL SAID TO ME, "I WAS EXPECTG A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD KID! LOOK WHAT I GOT. FAYE DUNAWAY." HE WAS GOG THROUGH THE SAME THG I WAS; HE WAS EXPECTG ONE THG OM HIS STAR AND GOT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: DO YOU HAVE A FAVORE ONSTAGE MOMENT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: OH, HAIRSPRAY. TWO YEARS OF HAIRSPRAY ONSTAGE. I DID BROADWAY FOR A YEAR, THEN TOURED FOR A YEAR. IT WAS AMAZG. FIRST OF ALL, EIGHT TIM A WEEK WH A DIFFERENT DIENCE, PH AN OCD BUTTON YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD. EACH SHOW IS DIFFERENT, AND YOU FD YOURSELF MAKG SLIGHT VARIATNS. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS WHAT WAS GOG TO BE LIKE. YOU HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE DOG A ROBOT VERSN OF A PERFORMANCE AFTER SIX MONTHS ON THE SAME SHOW, BUT FOR ME, THE MUTE I WENT OUT ONSTAGE I FELT THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: I'M ALWAYS TERTED TO FD OUT HOW KNOWLEDGEABLE POP CULTURE HISTORIANS LIKE YOURSELF STAY TERTED NEW MEDIA. ARE YOU STILL EXCED BY NEW, GOOD MOVI, ETC.?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: THERE ARE CLASSICS THAT I DO WATCH OVER AND OVER, BUT WHEN YOU DISVER SOMETHG THAT'S NEW THAT'S REALLY GOOD, YOU GO PLETELY CRAZY. YOU N'T GET ENOUGH OF . IF YOU CLOSE YOURSELF OFF TO THE NEW STUFF, THEN 'S OVER. YOU MAY AS WELL FD A GREEK ISLAND THAT APPEALS TO YOU AND NEVER EMERGE. I WAS WATCHG THE TONYS AND SAW KKY BOOTS CHIGO WHEN THEY WERE TRYG OUT, AND 'S FANTASTIC. IT'S A GREAT SHOW AND HAS THE SAME EFFECT THAT HAIRSPRAY HAS. THE DIENCE GO THROUGH THE ROOF, BEE 'S SO ARTFULLY PUT TOGETHER. THEY FALL LOVE WH THE CHARACTERS AND WANT THEM TO SUCCEED. THE WRERS HAVE GIVEN THEM MATERIAL TO SOAR WH. HOW N YOU NOT RPOND TO THAT? IF YOU BEE SO JAD THAT YOU N'T RPOND TO SOMETHG THAT'S NEW, GET YOUR ROPE AND DO YOUR PROMETHS IMPRSN. TIE YOURSELF TO A ROCK AND WA FOR HIGH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: SPEAKG OF KKY BOOTS, DID YOU KNOW CYNDI LPER IS AN OSR AWAY OM AN EGOT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT! I GUS 'S TE. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. THEY GIVE OUT SO MANY EMMYS AND SO MANY GRAMMYS, 'S ALMOST HARD TO KEEP TRACK. NOW CYNDI'LL WRE A SONG FOR A MOVIE AND THEY'LL GIVE HER AN OSR, LIKE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: DO THAT BOTHER YOU, THE WAY CELEBRI N PHONE FOR AN OSR THE BT SONG CATEGORY? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: NO, BEE THEY'VE SET UP THE TEGORY TO WORK THAT WAY. THE TEGORY WAS TABLISHED BACK WHEN THERE WERE LOTS OF MILS AND PEOPLE WERE WRG ORIGAL SONGS FOR THEM. THAT PERD IS LONG OVER. IT ED TO BE THAT PEOPLE WROTE A SONG FOR THE CLOSG CREDS, AND AT LEAST THEY CHANGE THAT. NOW HAS TO BE SOMEWHERE THE BODY OF THE PIECE. IT N'T BE A SONG THAT GETS TACKED ON AT THE END FOR AN OSR. NOW HAS TO HAVE MORE OF A RELATNSHIP TO THE ACTUAL MOVIE. THEY BRG TOP WRERS , THEY WRE A SONG FOR THE MOVIE, AND 'S NOT A SONG THAT THEY WOULD WRE, YOU KNOW, OUT OF THEIR SOUL. IT'S A SONG THEY'RE WRG ON ASSIGNMENT FOR A LOT OF MONEY AND THE CHANCE TO HAVE AN AMY AWARD ON THEIR MANTLE. THOSE ARE THE SONGS YOU'RE GETTG A LOT OF THE TIME. BUT THE SYSTEM HAS SET SELF UP THAT WAY, SO I DON'T BEGDGE [THE SONGWRERS]. I MEAN, YOU N PRETTY MUCH RRY A MOVIE AND BE NOMATED THE SUPPORTG TEGORY FOR POLIL REASONS AND FD YOURSELF UP AGAST SOMEONE WHO HAD ONE FOUR-MUTE SCENE AND WALKS AWAY WH THE PICTURE. THAT'S THE NATURE OF . THAT'S WHAT THEY'VE SET UP. IT'S POSSIBLE FOR JUDI DENCH TO W FOR ONE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: TATUM O'NEAL BEAT MALE KAHN BT SUPPORTG ACTRS, WHICH MA NO SENSE SCE TATUM IS THE STAR OF PAPER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: EXACTLY. IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE NE-YEARS-OLD TO BEAT SOMEONE WHO HAD BEEN THE BS FOR 50 YEARS. TATUM O'NEAL ALSO BEAT SYLVIA SIDNEY THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE PRETTY ENCYCLOPEDIC ABOUT OSR TRIVIA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: [LGHS.] I'VE WRTEN 23 OF THE SHOWS, SO SOME OF DO B {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: DO YOU HAVE OSRS CEREMONY? ONE WHERE YOU GOT TO NAIL THE PERFECT JOKE, ETC.?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: I WISH I ULD SAY THAT, BUT 'S NEVER ONE LE THAT MAK THE SHOW. THE BILLY CRYSTAL/JACK PALANCE YEAR LIV MEMORY BEE WE THREW AWAY SO MUCH OF THE SCRIPT AND ADD NEW STUFF AS WE WENT ALONG. WE REWROTE AS WE WENT ALONG. THAT WAS PRETTY SUCCSFUL. THERE WAS THE YEAR THAT QUCY JON PRODUCED, WHOOPI HOSTED, AND EVERYTHG SEEMED TO WORK. A LOT OF THE TIME, THE THGS YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THE SHOW ARE THE SPONTANEO MOMENTS, THE EMOTNAL MOMENTS, THE STUFF THAT N'T BE SCRIPTED. THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE TAKE AWAY OM THE SHOW. I THOUGHT THE HUGH JACKMAN SHOW WAS TERRIFIC. WHAT I LOVED WAS BILL CONDON'S IA OF BRGG OUT FIVE PREV WNERS THE FOUR ACTG TEGORI AND EACH ONE SGLED OUT ONE OF THE NOME. IT WAS A GREAT IA, BUT WENT BY THE WAYSI AS WOULD HAVE TO BEE YOU N OUT OF OSR-WNERS. YOU N OUT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLG TO ACTUALLY DO THAT! EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE LIKE 84 WNG ACTRS -- OR LS, REALLY, BEE THERE ARE SO MANY MULTIPL -- BUT A LOT ARE AD OR DISTERTED. WHICH WILL BE THE NAME OF MY MEMOIRS, DEAD OR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: RIGHT, THERE AREN'T MANY EVA MARIE SAT-TYP {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: EXACTLY RIGHT. BT SUPPORTG ACTOR WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO ST. THERE JT AREN'T THAT MANY WHO ARE LEFT WHO WOULD MAKE SENSE, WHO THE DIENCE WOULD LOOK UPON WH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: YOU MENTNED CHARL DURNG EARLIER, BUT HAVE YOU MET MANY LEGENDS WHO WERE MUCH FUNNIER THAN YOU EXPECTED?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: THAT'S A GREAT QUTN. BETTE DAVIS? SHE WAS FUNNY, BUT I KD OF EXPECTED THAT. I SUPPOSE PETER O'TOOLE BEE HE'S SO FAMO FOR DOG CLASSIC ROL AND BIG SER THGS, BUT LATER HIS REER HE STARTED DOG SOME REALLY BRILLIANT IC STUFF LIKE MY FAVORE YEAR WHERE HE MA FUN OF HIMSELF AND THAT TRADN OF HAMMY CLASSIL ACTORS.  BUT THAT WAS A ROLE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT OFFSTAGE HE STILL HAD THAT RD TO PLAY. OFFSTAGE, HE IS AN EXTREMELY DROLL STORYTELLER. I EXPECTED THAT HE WOULD JT BE BETIFUL AND STOIC. ACTUALLY, LRENCE OLIVIER WAS LIKE THAT TOO. I MET HIM LATE HIS LIFE, BUT THOUGH HE GOT KD OF QUIET, HE'D TELL STORI THAT WERE BTALLY FUNNY AND DO SUBTLE IMPRSNS OF OTHER PEOPLE. THAT WAS REALLY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: IS POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE STARSTCK ANYMORE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: OH, SURE. ALL THE BIG ON OF THE GOLN AGE ARE GONE, PRETTY MUCH, THERE ARE VERY FEW LEFT. BUT I'M STARSTCK WHEN I MEET CERTA LEGENDS. I GET N GET DAZZLED WHEN I MEET SOMEBODY LIKE LADY GAGA, WHO HAS CREATED THIS THG FOR HERSELF. SHE'S SO SMART AND SO TALENTED. I THK 'S MORE BEG THE PRENCE OF SOMEONE LIKE HER, YOU SEE THE WHEELS TURN. THAT'S PRETTY FABULO. ANYBODY WHO PULLS THEMSELV TOGETHER WHAT MY MOTHER LLS "GET-UPS" -- WHEN SHE WALKS TO A ROOM, 'S HARD NOT TO PAY ATTENTN. I GUS ANYTIME YOU MEET SOMEBODY YOU KNOW IS GENUELY TALENTED AND NOT JT ARTIFICE, THERE'S A QUALY OF BEG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: MY DREAM IS FOR LADY GAGA TO PLAY LRA NYRO A BPIC. SHE'S BE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: WOW. THAT WOULD BE GREAT BEE LRA NYRO WAS FOR ME. I PLAY HER MIC ALMOST EVERY DAY, AND I ONLY MET HER ONCE FOR A MUTE. I WAS WH BETTE MIDLER, WE WERE ON TOUR, AND LRA NYRO HAPPENED TO BE PLAYG TOWN. WE ULDN'T SEE HER BEE FOR SOME REASON ARE SHOWS WERE ON THE SAME NIGHT. SO THEY ARRANGED FOR A DNER THE NEXT NIGHT, AND THAT WAS THAT. SHE WAS EVERYTHG THAT I'D HEARD SHE WAS. SHE WAS CRAZY AND MERCURIAL, AND THERE WERE MOOD SWGS, AND THEN SHE WAS GENTLE AND TENR, AND THEN SHE WAS MANIC AND NUTS. IT WAS ALL THE URSE OF ONE DNER. I REALIZED THAT I WAS PROBABLY BETTER OFF JT LISTENG TO THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: IS THERE ANYBODY WHOSE JOK MAKE YOU THK,  "DAMN, I WISH I'D WRTEN THAT"? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: SOMETIM YOU HEAR SOMEONE ELSE AND THK, "THEY SOUND SO HERENT!" I HEAR MYSELF AND THK, "YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WERE GRASPG FOR AIR." BUT CARY GRANT NEVER SAT AND LOOKED AT HIS MOVI -- WHILE EVERYONE ELSE SAID, 'CARY GRANT!' -- HE WOULD LOOK AT HIMSELF AND THK, MY TIE'S CROOKED, A SPOT OF MAKP IS OFF OR SOMETHG. I'M ALWAYS PARG MYSELF TO PEOPLE WHO FOR SOME REASON SEEM MORE LLECTED WHEN THEY TALK. I ED TO BE THE PRS, SO I UNRSTAND THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: SELFISH QUTN: YOU WERE MAHOGANY WH DIANA ROSS AND ANTHONY PERKS. ANY STORI TO TELL ABOUT THE MYSTER TONY P.?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: WELL, I DON'T HAVE MANY ANTHONY PERKS STORI TO SHARE BEE THEY'RE SO DARK AND SEXUAL. [LGHS.] THAT WAS A STRANGE MOVIE BEE WAS DIANA ROSS' SEND MOVIE AND BERRY GORDY FIRED THE DIRECTOR, WHO WAS ONLY TONY RICHARDSON. YOU N IMAGE THE SET. WE SHOT EVERYTHG, THEN WE HAD TO RHOOT EVERYTHG BEE THE PICTURE HAD TO GET TO ROME, WHICH WAS PRETTIER THAN CHIGO. THGS GOT REWRTEN AND RE-DONE. THIS ONE SCENE I HAD, WE WROTE OURSELV. WE KEPT LOOKG DOWN AT A PIECE OF PAPER ONT OF , AND THAT'S WHY WE KEEP LOOKG DOWN -- TO MAKE SURE WE KNEW THE L. THE PLOT HAD CHANGED. HE WAS A PART OF THAT WHOLE THG. HE DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SHOOT CHIGO. I KNEW HIM LATER ON WHEN I MOVED TO CALIFORNIA BEE WE WERE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TB: TELL ME YOU'VE HAD SOME AMAZG NEIGHBORS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BV: OVER THE YEARS, YEAH. A BIZARRE LLECTN. I HAD TONS OF PEOPLE -- JULIA ROBERTS AND KIEFER SUTHERLAND. THAT'S A UPLE NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT ANYMORE. THEY ALMOST GOT MARRIED. IT WAS ALMOST RUNAWAY BRI! I WAS A CUTE BOY CUL SAC ONCE WH STT WOLF, IAN ZIERG, CHRISTIAN SLATER, AND UH, PL REISER. THEY WERE ALL MY CUTE BOY NEIGHBORS. I WOULD THK, "WOULD ONE OF YOU MOW THE LAWN WH YOUR SHIRT OFF? IT WOULD LIVEN THGS UP." BUT NO. NO, THEY ALL HAD HELP. THEY ALL HAD THIRD-WORLRS WHO DID THAT. NOW IAN ZIERG'S A GUT STRIPPER OR GUT HOST AT CHIPPENDALE'S VEGAS FOR A LIMED ENGAGEMENT, NNG THE SHOW. HE'S CLOSE TO 50, SO HE'S BULKED UP. HE'S MCLEBOUND UP THERE WH THOSE GUYS. HE'S UNBELIEVABLY FABULO SHAPE. THOUGH HE HAS A SMALL DGHTER HE RRI AROUND, SO THAT'S MAYBE HOW HE STAYS SHAPE. HE'S A OL GUY AND A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS