The Gay Caballero is a edy operetta performed by Benny Hill the openg of March 16, 1983 episo. The number featur breaks for edy dialogue wh the other st members rol and speakg parts. (Note: This transcriptn is om the episo; as such, some of the lyrics are missg...
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- THE GAY CABALLERO
- FOLK AND TRADNAL SONG LYRICS:GAY CABALLERO
- A GAY CABALLERO (LIMERICK)
- A GAY CABALLEROFRANK CMTRACK 1 ON A GAY CABALLERO 19281 VIEWER2 CONTRIBUTORSA GAY CABALLERO LYRICS[VERSE 1]I AM A GAY BALLEROCOMG OM R JANEIROWH NICE OILY HAIRAND FULL OF HOT AIRI'M AN EXPERT AT SHOOTG THE BULLO!I'M SEEKG A FAIR SENORANOT TH AND YET NOT TOO MUCH MEAT-A!I'LL WOO HER A WHILEIN MY ARGENTE STYLEI'LL RRY HER OFF OF HER FEET-A![TURNAROUND][VERSE 2]I'LL TELL HER I'M OF THE NOBILI-OAND LIVE THE GREAT BIG STILLI-OI MT HAVE A MISSWHO LONG FOR A KISS;SHE'LL NOT SAY "OH DON'T BE SO SILLY-O!"'TWAS AT A SWELL BARET-TAWHILE WG AND DG I MET HERWE DRANK ONE OR TWOAS OTHER FOLKS DO;THE NIGHT WAS WET BUT SHE GOT WETTER!YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[TURNAROUND][VERSE 3]SHE TOLD ME HER NAME WAS ESTRELLASHE SAID "STICK AROUND ME YOUNG FELLA!"MOSQUO THEY BEAND THEY'RE AWFUL TONIGHTAND YOU SMELL JT LIKE CRONELLA!"OH I N'T FET THAT SENORA;WHILE TELLG HER HOW I ADORE HERASLEEP SHE DID FALLDIDN'T MD THAT AT ALLBUT SHE WAS A TERRIBLE SNORER![TURNAROUND][VERSE 4]SHE WAS A DANCER AND SGERAT ME SHE KEPT POTG HER FGERAND SAYG TO ME"SI SENOR, SI SI!"BUT I ULDN'T SEE A DURN THG-A!SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS SO LONELYSO I CLIMBED UP-ON HER BALNYWHILE UNR HER SPELLI HEARD SOMEONE YELL"GET AWAY OM HERE YOU BIG BALONEY!"[TURNAROUND][VERSE 5]I SWORE I'D W THIS SENORAI WOOED HER UPON THE SOFF-ATHEN HER HBAND WALKED WHAT HE DID WAS A SI N STILL HEAR THE BIRDS SG "TWEET-TWEET-A!"NOW I AM A SAD BALLERORETURNG TO R JANEIROM MY HAIRA BISE HERE AND THEREFOR HER HBAND, HE CHEWED OFF MY EAR-O!EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *WHEN DID FRANK CM RELEASE “A GAY CABALLERO”?WHO WROTE “A GAY CABALLERO” BY FRANK CM?A GAY CABALLERO (1955)FRANK CM1. A GAY CABALLERO7. ABDUL ABULBUL AMIREXPAND CREDSWRTEN BYFRANK CMRELEASE DATE1928TAGSPOPCOMEDYEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
- THE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLEROFRANK CMTRACK 8 ON RETURN OF THE GAY CABELLERO 19291 VIEWER2 CONTRIBUTORSTHE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLERO LYRICS[VERSE 1]I AM A GAY BALLEROI'M BACK AGA OM JANEIROAND YOU BET YOUR LIFEI'LL BE DODGG THE WIFEAND THE HBAND WHO CHEWED OFF MY EAR-OWHILE G HERE ON THE STEAMERI MET A BETIFUL DREAMEREACH KISS THAT I GOTHER LIPSTICK LEFT A SPOTAND THE PTA THOUGHT I HAD ECZEMA[TURNAROUND][VERSE 2]LAST NIGHT I STROLLED ON THE PLAZATHE MIC WAS PLAYG SOME JAZZ-ATHEN I HEARD A NOISE'TWAS MA BY SOME BOYSMY GOSH I WAS GETTG THE [?]THEN I MET A SWEET BAMBOLAI TOLD HER I OWNED A S-AWOULD SHE LеAVE HOME THAT NIGHTSHE SAID THAT SHе MIGHTFOR POKER BUT NOT FOR S-AYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[TURNAROUND][VERSE 3]SHE SAID FOR A JOB SHE WAS WISHGFOR SHE LOST HERS AT SOME EXPEDNI SAID "I'M A NICE CHAPJT S ON MY LAPYOU N'T FD A BETTER POSN"I TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS SO SIMPLEAND SHE HAD A CUTE LTLE DIMPLETHEN SHE SAID TO ME"THAT YOU DIMPLE YOU SEEWHEN TURNED SI OUT 'S A PIMPLE"[TURNAROUND][VERSE 4]I SAID TAKE A TRIP TO MY MANORTHEN A TRIP TO OLD SANTA ANATHEN SOMEBODY CRIED"HEY YOU OUTSII HOPE YOU TRIP ON A BANANA"SHE TOOK ME TO HER HOME TO NTLEHER ROOM WAS AS BIG AS A STLEI SAID WHY SO MUCH SPACETHEN SHE SAID " SEYOU GET H, I NEED ROOM TO WRTLE"[TURNAROUND][VERSE 5]SHE ASKS ME TO STAY TO MET MOTHERWHEN I SAW HER, MY FACE I DID VERWHEN HER DAD DID APPEARI HELD MY ONE EARFOR 'TWAS HIM WHO CHEWED OFF THE OTHERSO I'M BACK R JANEIROI'M BEEN MARRIED FOR MANY A YEAR-OBUT FOR ME THERE'S NOT JOYI'VE GOT SEVEN BOYSAND EACH ONE WAS BORN WH ONE EAR-OEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *WHEN DID FRANK CM RELEASE “THE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLERO”?WHO WROTE “THE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLERO” BY FRANK CM?RETURN OF THE GAY CABELLERO (1982)FRANK CM2. DONALD THE DUB8. THE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLEROCREDSWRTEN BYFRANK CMRELEASE DATE1929TAGSPOPCOMEDYEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
- LOOK WHAT I FOUND: A GAY CABALLERO – NTTAWWT
THE GAY CABALLERO
* there once was a gay caballero *
There once was a gay ballero.
And so our gay young ballero,.
At his lass and the gay ballero. Folk and Tradnal Song Lyrics:Gay Caballero. The Gay Caballero.
FOLK AND TRADNAL SONG LYRICS:GAY CABALLERO
The Gay Caballero: Directed by Otto Brower. Wh Car Romero, Sheila Ryan, Robert Sterlg, Chris-P Mart. The Cis Kid and his buddy Gordo arrive town and learn that Cis is supposedly ad. Not only that: Before his ath, he is believed to have attempted to steal San Wetherby's land." data-id="ma * there once was a gay caballero *
Oh I am a gay ballero. It was at a gay baretta.
A GAY CABALLERO (LIMERICK)
Enjoy The Poem: "A Gay Caballero (Limerick)" by Juan Olivarez on Wh Your Friends And Relativ. * there once was a gay caballero *
GAY CABALLERO, A. I am a gay ballero. Lyr Req: A Gay Caballero (Frank Cm, L Kle).
A GAY CABALLEROFRANK CMTRACK 1 ON A GAY CABALLERO 19281 VIEWER2 CONTRIBUTORSA GAY CABALLERO LYRICS[VERSE 1]I AM A GAY BALLEROCOMG OM R JANEIROWH NICE OILY HAIRAND FULL OF HOT AIRI'M AN EXPERT AT SHOOTG THE BULLO!I'M SEEKG A FAIR SENORANOT TH AND YET NOT TOO MUCH MEAT-A!I'LL WOO HER A WHILEIN MY ARGENTE STYLEI'LL RRY HER OFF OF HER FEET-A![TURNAROUND][VERSE 2]I'LL TELL HER I'M OF THE NOBILI-OAND LIVE THE GREAT BIG STILLI-OI MT HAVE A MISSWHO LONG FOR A KISS;SHE'LL NOT SAY "OH DON'T BE SO SILLY-O!"'TWAS AT A SWELL BARET-TAWHILE WG AND DG I MET HERWE DRANK ONE OR TWOAS OTHER FOLKS DO;THE NIGHT WAS WET BUT SHE GOT WETTER!YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[TURNAROUND][VERSE 3]SHE TOLD ME HER NAME WAS ESTRELLASHE SAID "STICK AROUND ME YOUNG FELLA!"MOSQUO THEY BEAND THEY'RE AWFUL TONIGHTAND YOU SMELL JT LIKE CRONELLA!"OH I N'T FET THAT SENORA;WHILE TELLG HER HOW I ADORE HERASLEEP SHE DID FALLDIDN'T MD THAT AT ALLBUT SHE WAS A TERRIBLE SNORER![TURNAROUND][VERSE 4]SHE WAS A DANCER AND SGERAT ME SHE KEPT POTG HER FGERAND SAYG TO ME"SI SENOR, SI SI!"BUT I ULDN'T SEE A DURN THG-A!SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS SO LONELYSO I CLIMBED UP-ON HER BALNYWHILE UNR HER SPELLI HEARD SOMEONE YELL"GET AWAY OM HERE YOU BIG BALONEY!"[TURNAROUND][VERSE 5]I SWORE I'D W THIS SENORAI WOOED HER UPON THE SOFF-ATHEN HER HBAND WALKED WHAT HE DID WAS A SI N STILL HEAR THE BIRDS SG "TWEET-TWEET-A!"NOW I AM A SAD BALLERORETURNG TO R JANEIROM MY HAIRA BISE HERE AND THEREFOR HER HBAND, HE CHEWED OFF MY EAR-O!EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *WHEN DID FRANK CM RELEASE “A GAY CABALLERO”?WHO WROTE “A GAY CABALLERO” BY FRANK CM?A GAY CABALLERO (1955)FRANK CM1. A GAY CABALLERO7. ABDUL ABULBUL AMIREXPAND CREDSWRTEN BYFRANK CMRELEASE DATE1928TAGSPOPCOMEDYEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
A Gay Caballero Lyrics: I am a gay ballero / Comg om R Janeiro / Wh nice oily hair / And full of hot air / I'm an expert at shootg the bullo! / I'm seekg a fair senora / Not th and yet * there once was a gay caballero *
THE GAY CABALLERO. Subject: The Gay Caballero. In the not at the end of the lyrics to THE GAY CABALLERO, the wrer of the not says he has met only one other person the last 67 years who even regnized this song.
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Gay Caballero. I am a gay Cabelero Retung om R Janero M some hair A bise here and there For here hband He chewed off my ear-o.
THE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLEROFRANK CMTRACK 8 ON RETURN OF THE GAY CABELLERO 19291 VIEWER2 CONTRIBUTORSTHE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLERO LYRICS[VERSE 1]I AM A GAY BALLEROI'M BACK AGA OM JANEIROAND YOU BET YOUR LIFEI'LL BE DODGG THE WIFEAND THE HBAND WHO CHEWED OFF MY EAR-OWHILE G HERE ON THE STEAMERI MET A BETIFUL DREAMEREACH KISS THAT I GOTHER LIPSTICK LEFT A SPOTAND THE PTA THOUGHT I HAD ECZEMA[TURNAROUND][VERSE 2]LAST NIGHT I STROLLED ON THE PLAZATHE MIC WAS PLAYG SOME JAZZ-ATHEN I HEARD A NOISE'TWAS MA BY SOME BOYSMY GOSH I WAS GETTG THE [?]THEN I MET A SWEET BAMBOLAI TOLD HER I OWNED A S-AWOULD SHE LеAVE HOME THAT NIGHTSHE SAID THAT SHе MIGHTFOR POKER BUT NOT FOR S-AYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[TURNAROUND][VERSE 3]SHE SAID FOR A JOB SHE WAS WISHGFOR SHE LOST HERS AT SOME EXPEDNI SAID "I'M A NICE CHAPJT S ON MY LAPYOU N'T FD A BETTER POSN"I TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS SO SIMPLEAND SHE HAD A CUTE LTLE DIMPLETHEN SHE SAID TO ME"THAT YOU DIMPLE YOU SEEWHEN TURNED SI OUT 'S A PIMPLE"[TURNAROUND][VERSE 4]I SAID TAKE A TRIP TO MY MANORTHEN A TRIP TO OLD SANTA ANATHEN SOMEBODY CRIED"HEY YOU OUTSII HOPE YOU TRIP ON A BANANA"SHE TOOK ME TO HER HOME TO NTLEHER ROOM WAS AS BIG AS A STLEI SAID WHY SO MUCH SPACETHEN SHE SAID " SEYOU GET H, I NEED ROOM TO WRTLE"[TURNAROUND][VERSE 5]SHE ASKS ME TO STAY TO MET MOTHERWHEN I SAW HER, MY FACE I DID VERWHEN HER DAD DID APPEARI HELD MY ONE EARFOR 'TWAS HIM WHO CHEWED OFF THE OTHERSO I'M BACK R JANEIROI'M BEEN MARRIED FOR MANY A YEAR-OBUT FOR ME THERE'S NOT JOYI'VE GOT SEVEN BOYSAND EACH ONE WAS BORN WH ONE EAR-OEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *WHEN DID FRANK CM RELEASE “THE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLERO”?WHO WROTE “THE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLERO” BY FRANK CM?RETURN OF THE GAY CABELLERO (1982)FRANK CM2. DONALD THE DUB8. THE RETURN OF THE GAY CABALLEROCREDSWRTEN BYFRANK CMRELEASE DATE1929TAGSPOPCOMEDYEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
I have the Gay Caballero, also The Return of the Gay Caballero, also Sung by Frank Cm.... Subject: Lyr Add: THE GAY CABALLERO.
I am a gay ballero I e om R Janiero I rry wh me my weetrembeli And both of my latrabaleros. I met a gay young senora Who gave me a dose of clapa Right on the end of my weetrembeli And both of my latrabaleros I w to a wise surgeano He said, "I prcribe purgeano, " He cut off the end of my weetrembeli And both of my latrabaleros And now I'm a sad ballero Returng to R Janiero But not as you see wh my weetrembeli And both of my latrabaleros.
Subject: Lyr Add: THE GAY CABALLERO (om Ed Cray). Oh I am a gay ballero, Gog om R Janeiro Wh an exceedgly long latraballee And two fe latraballeros.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND: A GAY CABALLERO – NTTAWWT
I met a gay senora, Exceedgly gay senora She wanted to play wh my latraballee, And wh one of my latraballeros. There once was a gay Don d'Il Who lived a high whe stil And he played wh his trototoil And the works of his raggle bam, bam! One day to that high whe stil There me a gay young senor [sic] And she played wh trototoil And the works of his raggle bam, bam!
Next day that gay Don d'Il Laid her down on a soft sofail And he eased his trototoil And the works of his raggle bam, bam! Ne days later that gay Don d'Il Gnashed his teeth wh rage at the senor And gazed wh sorrow on this trototoil And the works of his raggle bam, bam! Subject: Gay ballero.
Subject: RE: Tune Add: Gay ballero. When I e to the last verse, Now I am a Gay Caballero, returng to R Janeiro. Now, I am a gay ballero Returng to R Janeiro But not as you see Wh my wee trembolee Nor both of my wee tremboleetos Eric.