Turns out, Barbieland isn't as gay as s queer fans had hoped

Contents:

• TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED
• NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS
• KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIEND
• IS BARBIE GAY AND WHY IS THE NEW MOVIE RATED PG-13?
• BARBIE SAID “GAY RIGHTS!” LONG BEFORE MARGOT ROBBIE OR GRETA GERWIG SHOWED UP
• PEOPLE ARE NVCED BARBIE IS GAY AFTER CLIP IS RELEASED OM UPG MOVIE
• IS ALLAN OM 'BARBIE' GAY? 5 REASONS TO THK HE MIGHT BE
• GAYS GO WILD AS OFFICIAL BARBIE TRAILER UNVEILS ST OF LGBTQ+ FAV
• BARBIE MOVI RANKED ACRDG TO HOW GAY THEY MA ME
• UPDATE: THE 'BARBIE' POSTERS & TRAILER ARE HERE & THEY'RE SO GAY!

TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED

“First of all, I’m gay, ” he said, “and this movie is gog to be gay non. "Alex AvilaAnd Gay Tim, a Brish LGBTQ news se, celebrated Friday, the day of the film’s official release, as “Barbie day“ and lled the world-renowned doll a “queer cultural phenomenon.

PicturIn an terview wh Fandango, actor Kate McKnon, who is openly gay and plays “Weird Barbie” the film, said Barbie is about “imagatn. Many also flagged the teased scene which Barbie, now the real world, exchang a longg look wh Ameri Ferrera’s Gloria character; though, the relatnship between the two turns out to be a tribute to motherhood and the tradnal, nuclear before the film’s release, Robbie all but squashed the mors that some or any of the Barbi and Kens would be gay, tellg the Brish LGBTQ magaze Attu: The dolls don’t “actually have sexual orientatns. There are brief appearanc by Earrg Magic Ken and Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken, both of which Mattel has always nied were tentnally gay-d.

”As far as the queer-d trailers and promotnal clips for the new “Barbie” film, Rand poted to a phenomenon known as “gay wdow advertisg, ” or the practice of advertisers gturg to queer dienc a way that will go over the heads of those who would disapprove. The trailer and artwork for the upg Barbie movie sure have the woke left exced over how “glorly gay” the movie is.

NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS

“Greta Gerwig’s ‘Barbie’ looks glorly gay”. “Here’s the Gay Orig Story of Michael Cera’s ‘Barbie’ Character”.

The trailer is licly mpy and has immense gay energy, but we don’t know to what extent we’ll get to see the “buddy” relatnship between Alan and Ken the movie. “This ‘Barbie’ poster trend jt took over Gay Twter™ and now the dolls are thirstier than ever”. “Gays go wild as official Barbie trailer unveils st of LGBTQ+ fav”.

“WATCH: Ryan Goslg and Simu Liu’s Ken dolls “beach” each other off the very gay ‘Barbie’ trailer”.

KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIEND

The trailer is obvly load wh this gay stuff, pecially that oh-so-clever “beach you off” moment… To which I n only say, yuck.

Introducg cross-drsers and blatant homosexualy is jt icg on the woke ke. He’s Barbie’s gay bt iend.

The film won’t say , but a post-creds punchle about Ken’s handwrg, plete wh hearts and stars surroundg his name, tells what we need to heavily implied nature of Ken’s gayns Toy Story 3 harkens back to Hollywood’s tradnal gay bt iend-type characters. In the Hays Co era, explic referenc to homosexualy weren’t allowed, so characters like Van Buren (Frankl Pangborn) 1937’s Easy Livg, Kip (David Wayne) 1949’s Adam’s Rib, or Addison (Gee Sanrs) 1950’s All About Eve stead were imbued wh effemate characteristics, offerg a glimpse outsi of heteronormativy whout explicly beg of the characters were the same—some were tty, others sweet.

IS BARBIE GAY AND WHY IS THE NEW MOVIE RATED PG-13?

But each of the gay bt iends was trsilly fed by their relatnships wh their straight iends.

Des later, 2010, the gay bt iend was all the rage; Teen Vogue even went so far as to proclaim the GBF as the summer’s mt-have accsory. But unlike the first half of the 20th century, today’s cema, the GBF is allowed to be openly gay.

In movi like Mean Girls (2004), The Devil Wears Prada (2006), Easy A (2010), No Strgs Attached (2011), and Isn’t It Romantic (2019), gay iends exist entirely the orb of their female iends.

BARBIE SAID “GAY RIGHTS!” LONG BEFORE MARGOT ROBBIE OR GRETA GERWIG SHOWED UP

” But Barbie do, and for Ken, that’s are plenty of reasons why the film wouldn’t outrightly state that Ken is homosexual. ), and of urse, and earrg the “gay ear”.

) Earrg Magic Ken turned Barbie’s boyiend to an out-and-proud homosexual raver.

Mattel, of urse, vehemently nied any claims that Ken was gay, let alone that he had somethg as prepostero as a ck rg around his neck. As a rult, gay men bought the doll drov, and spe Mattel ultimately rellg the doll and wipg away any trace of Earrg Magic Ken, was near-impossible to see Ken as anythg but the glor homosexual he was born to be om then on.

PEOPLE ARE NVCED BARBIE IS GAY AFTER CLIP IS RELEASED OM UPG MOVIE

Though Mattel don’t seem to be willg to say Ken is actually gay, the Ken dolls of recent years seem to really lean to Ken’s queerns. While there is no way to “drs gay, ” there are several dolls that seem to suggt otherwise, such as:Fashnista Ken #193, who looks very exced to tell you about his new obssn, Troye Sivan;Travel Ken Doll, who has a satchel perfect for bathho and a purple overnight bag that lerally proclaims he’s “extra;”Ken Looks Doll, servg “I’m gonna give you a makeover”-type realns while sportg black pleather pants;This Ken, who wears the least heterosexual double nim I have a feelg the new Barbie movie will put the work to nvce that Ken is a hetero du who lov nothg life more than Barbie herself, the wrg’s already on the wall: Ken is, and always will be, Barbie’s gay bt obssg! ”In addn to the trans actor playg a female role, “Barbie” is also guilty of “phg lbian, gay, bisexual and transgenr character stori, ” acrdg to Moviegui, a Christian movie review se found by Ted and Lili Baehr.

“I curse the name of the Lord this new Barbie movie that has been released full of transexual and transgenr and homosexualy, ” Christmas is heard sayg. ’”Christian preacher Kent Christmas nmns the new Barbie movie for beg full of "transsexual and transgenr and homosexualy.

IS ALLAN OM 'BARBIE' GAY? 5 REASONS TO THK HE MIGHT BE

“The new Barbie movie fets s re dience of fai and children while terg to nostalgic adults and phg lbian, gay, bisexual, and transgenr character stori, ” the staff-thored article reads, plete wh the alarmist headle “WARNING: DON’T TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO BARBIE. Last month, a vio of Christian pastor nmng Barbie for beg full of “transsexual and transgenr and homosexualy” went viral on that sounds like a pretty great Barbie movie, that’s not really what’s gog on Gerwig’s versn.

Is Barbie gay the new movie and why is rated PG-13? PicturIs Barbie gay the new movie?

GAYS GO WILD AS OFFICIAL BARBIE TRAILER UNVEILS ST OF LGBTQ+ FAV

Barbie isn’t gay the new movie, nor is she heterosexual, actually.

”The terviewer mented that he thks the film has a really big gay followg, askg Margot why she thks that is. ) And Kate McKnon, playg a so-lled Weird Barbie who experienced an extreme haircut and makeover at the hands of an experimental child, never actually answers the qutn anybody would have upon seeg her gay-ass haircut and knowg the actor’s sexualy. Yet even if no one says , Weird Barbie is clearly Gay Barbie.

BARBIE MOVI RANKED ACRDG TO HOW GAY THEY MA ME

The film “fets s re dience of fai and children while terg to nostalgic adults and phg lbian, gay, bisexual and transgenr character stori, ” wrote a ntributor to Moviegui, a se wh a nservative Christian bent. ”From Your Se ArticlTed Cz, Marsha Blackburn Demand Congrsnal Probe Into Bud Light-Dylan Mulvaney Campaign ›Ted Cz: 'Men Should Not Be Gog to the Bathroom Wh Ltle Girls' ›Zackary Dcker and Hari Nef Ph Beyond 'Trans Tippg Pot' on Good Cover ›Trans Actrs Hari Nef: Trans Folks Derve to Tell Their Own Stori ›A Msage to My Barbie-Lovg Childhood Self ›A Gay Love Letter to Barbie on Her 60th Birthday ›'Barbie' Has Biggt Openg Weekend for a Woman-Directed Film ›. Recently released character posters and a teaser trailer for the upg Barbie movie directed by Greta Gerwig, and looks glorly, gltergly gay.

Evans, who is the gay brother of Capta Ameri star Chris Evans, plays a versn of Ken the film. Barbie Said “Gay Rights!

"I curse the name of the lord this new Barbie movie that has been released full of transexual, and transgenr, and homosexualy, " the preacher clared.

UPDATE: THE 'BARBIE' POSTERS & TRAILER ARE HERE & THEY'RE SO GAY!

So many of those “transexual, and transgenr, and homosexualy” “perpetrators” are buyg advance tickets bulk for Barbie!

Then there’s the key moment where our two hero waltz across a rabow bridge triumph, which is jt credibly gay. Jt the fact that dienc are never given any specific reason for Liana and Alexa livg the woods all alone together is enough to get the imagatns of the gays workg. Most importantly, regnizg even the silly ways Barbie and The Diamond Castle n be terpreted a queer fashn jt rerc the ridiculons of plats about “gay propaganda” morn movi like Greta Gerwig’s Barbie.

Go back even further time than the homoerotic unrton of The Diamond Castle or the “queer Marxist” readgs of other animated Barbie movi and one will see plenty of ways that the ncept of Barbie dolls has been tertwed wh the LGBTQIA+ muny. Remember that time Mattel released a Ken doll wh a very gay-iendly accsory?