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Contents:

• THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
• DON'T ARGUE WH THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
• GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
• JOKE--GAY FLIGHT ATTENNT
• THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (THIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO FORWARD!) MY FLIGHT WAS BEG SERVED BY AN OBVLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE A GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED FOOD AND DRKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO SCEND, HE ME SWISHG DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD THAT 'CAPTA MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDG THE BIG SRY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU ULD JT PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT A WOULD BE SUPER.' I JOON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL- DRSED AND RATHER ARABIC-LOOKG WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MCLE. 'PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BTE ENG, BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO, SO THE MA MAN N PTY- PAT ON THE GROUND.' SHE LMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, 'IN MY UNTRY, I AM LLED A PRCS, AND I TAKE ORRS OM NO ONE.' TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WHOUT MISSG A BEAT, 'WELL, SWEET-CHEEKS, MY UNTRY I'M LLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU. TRAY-UP, BCH!' LIKE COMMENT SHARE
• THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (THIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO FORWARD!) MY FLIGHT WAS BEG SERVED BY AN OBVLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED FOOD AND DRKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO SCEND, HE ME SWISHG DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD THAT 'CAPTA MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDG THE BIG SRY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU ULD JT PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT WOULD BE SUPER.' ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL- DRSED AND RATHER ARABIC-LOOKG WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MCLE. 'PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BTE ENG, BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO, SO THE MA MAN N PTY- PAT ON THE GROUND.' SHE LMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, 'IN MY UNTRY, I AM LLED A PRCS, AND I TAKE ORRS OM NO ONE.' TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WHOUT MISSG A BEAT, 'WELL, SWEET-CHEEKS, MY UNTRY I'M LLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU. TRAY-UP, BCH!'
• "THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT" JOKE
• GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
• HILAR FLIGHT ATTENDANT GAYS IT UP FOR PRE-FLIGHT SAFETY SPEECH
• HOW THE GAY AIRLE STEWARD BEME A STEREOTYPE
• "GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT" JOKE
• GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT.. FUNNY..!!!
• GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone a good mood as he served food and the plane prepared to scend, he me swishg down the aisle and told that "Capta Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landg the big sry plane shortly, so lovely people, if you uld jt put your trays up, that would be super. My flight was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant, who was mpg up outrageoly.

DON'T ARGUE WH THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obvly homosexual male flight attendant.

GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT. My flight was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone a good mood as he served food and drks.

The plane's b was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant who was jt as obvly enjoyg himself. My flight was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone. Passengers flyg om Chigo to San Francis were then treated to four very gay, very hilar mut of remrs about how to buckle their seat belts, where to lote their life prervers, and what to do the event of a prsn that clud lots of attu, as well as referenc to Gone Wh The Wd and Bye Bye Birdie.

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JOKE--GAY FLIGHT ATTENNT

Some mentary on Pedro Almodóvar’s new edy I’m So Exced has noted that rerc gay stereotyp, particularly the characters of s sassy male flight attendants, who are all gay. When did the gay steward bee such a mon stereotype? Some stewards were hired back after returng om World War II—often out of a sense of loyalty or patrtic duty—but bee they performed what was nsired “women’s work, ” they were thought to be effemate and were therefore spected of beg homosexual, acrdg to the bias of the time.

This perceptn was further rerced when the killg of a gay male flight attendant a “lover’s lane” Miami brought the stereotype to the headl of sensatnal stori the Miami Daily News. In the macho, homophobic years of the 1950s, this provoked a crackdown on the cy’s unrground gay muny, and stori like the were seen as evince that gay people were “perverts. ” Many airl (some of which traed their stewards Miami) turn quietly did away wh hirg stewards, both gay and straight.

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (THIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO FORWARD!) MY FLIGHT WAS BEG SERVED BY AN OBVLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE A GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED FOOD AND DRKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO SCEND, HE ME SWISHG DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD THAT 'CAPTA MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDG THE BIG SRY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU ULD JT PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT A WOULD BE SUPER.' I JOON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL- DRSED AND RATHER ARABIC-LOOKG WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MCLE. 'PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BTE ENG, BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO, SO THE MA MAN N PTY- PAT ON THE GROUND.' SHE LMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, 'IN MY UNTRY, I AM LLED A PRCS, AND I TAKE ORRS OM NO ONE.' TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WHOUT MISSG A BEAT, 'WELL, SWEET-CHEEKS, MY UNTRY I'M LLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU. TRAY-UP, BCH!' LIKE COMMENT SHARE

Ever sce, men have generally prised about 15 percent of flight attendants, pendg on the airle, and a high percentage of the men returng to the ranks of the flight attendant rps the 1970s were gay.

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (THIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO FORWARD!) MY FLIGHT WAS BEG SERVED BY AN OBVLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT, WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED FOOD AND DRKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO SCEND, HE ME SWISHG DOWN THE AISLE AND TOLD THAT 'CAPTA MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDG THE BIG SRY PLANE SHORTLY, SO LOVELY PEOPLE, IF YOU ULD JT PUT YOUR TRAYS UP, THAT WOULD BE SUPER.' ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THIS WELL- DRSED AND RATHER ARABIC-LOOKG WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MCLE. 'PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BTE ENG, BUT I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO, SO THE MA MAN N PTY- PAT ON THE GROUND.' SHE LMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, 'IN MY UNTRY, I AM LLED A PRCS, AND I TAKE ORRS OM NO ONE.' TO WHICH (I SWEAR) THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WHOUT MISSG A BEAT, 'WELL, SWEET-CHEEKS, MY UNTRY I'M LLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU. TRAY-UP, BCH!'

For gay men, there were many reasons to bee a flight attendant— wasn’t jt the willgns of many to do stereotypilly feme work. As Tiemeyer wr, “the aisl and galleys of airplan, as well as crew hotels and crash pads, served the same role that other gays and lbians found bars: a place where they uld meet others like themselv and even embrace their same-sex sir for the first time. And I’d walk through termals, and I knew if there were gay men, they’d be lookg at me.

So how many flight attendants were and are gay?

"THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT" JOKE

They timated that “between 30 and 50 percent of male flight attendants were gay the 1950s, and between 50 and 90 percent the 1970s.

A gay flight attendant anounc to the plane, "The Capta has asked me to announce that he will be landg the big sry plane shortly, so if you uld jt put up your trays, that would be great.

GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

My flight was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone a good mood as he served food. Larry Gaye brgs jt enough hilary to not crash entirely.

This is the story of highly self-absorbed flight attendant Larry Gaye, a name which is certaly signed for obv word pun. Larry Gaye is ma om bs of choppy drama and aviator humor, both of which prent barely aquate material sporadic manner.

Unfortunately, this volv repetive sensual unrtone and the Gaye jok n be tirome after a few is when s bt when Larry self-pret himself maly cluels manner or the film mocks on s own silly plot wh an ironic serns. Oh, yeah; lots of sex jok, and more sex is the premise, 's entirety; Larry Gaye ('har-har') is a male flight attendant - and, even though his name's 'Gaye', (never md all the juvenile jok about male flight attendants, and never md the juvenile gay jok) he isn't.

HILAR FLIGHT ATTENDANT GAYS IT UP FOR PRE-FLIGHT SAFETY SPEECH

A gay womaniser a terrible movie. The story is basily barney go to mp adapted to a gay womanisg flight attendant were nothg of value is add and all we learn is how gay the ma character is, Henry Wkler stars this and nsirg s been 40 years sce he was relevant should be a nice warng to stay the hell away.

HOW THE GAY AIRLE STEWARD BEME A STEREOTYPE

After recently retirg, Beddall wrote a tell-all e-memoir about his amazg experienc the first-class b, which he wr is "one of the only jobs the world that was pletely gay-iendly. And I've also met Kelly Osbourne, I've met Cate Blanchett, Lily Allen, Prcs Anne, jt so many great, spiratnal people along the said your book that beg a flight attendant was one of the most pletely gay-iendly so? Flight attendants — 's absolutely jam-packed full of gay guys and not necsarily gay women, but as far as the guys are ncerned, 's probably about 90 percent gay men.

" It's so blatant nature that certa people are openly gay. Well, beg such a gay-iendly job, you get to meet loads of fun people, and go to great parti and great clubs and meetg all sorts of celebri and stayg at luxur hotels.

Fd a gay-iendly guy who's havg a nice day and tell him you're lookg for a b of extra leg room, and they'll have you right wh no time. My flight was beg served by an obvly gay flight attendant (aren't most male flight attendants gay?

"GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT" JOKE

I will adm that there are some bad gay stereotyp this joke, but if we n't make fun of ourselv, then how n we make fun of others. A gay flight attendant had a very tertg way of alg wh a snobbish passenger who refed to put their tray up for landg.

GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT.. FUNNY..!!!

GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT