Dennis: Some gay guys are twks, and others are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way we're totally ol wh that. To each his Wa, I'm a ltle nfed here. What's a twk?Dennis: A twk is small and slenr, like Oh no, I'm too mcular, I would be a Ohh don't thk so bro. Not hairy Smooth. I would be a No no, see I don't thk you'd be a bear eher. As a matter of fact, I don't know what you would be, bee you're fely not a I'd be a top, that's for Can a twk be a top, or is that rerved for bears?Dennis: I'm sure there's a great al of swchg back and forth, but I thk more often than not bears are tops, unls they happen to be What's a power-bottom?Mac: A power-bottom is a bottom that is pable of receivg an enormo amount of Actually Mac, you got backwards. See, a power-bottom's actually generatg all the power by dog most of the Do the power have to do wh the size or the strength of the bottom?Mac: Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has somethg to do wh Speed has everythg to do wh . You see, the speed of the bottom rms the top how much prsure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game. Right, buddy?(notic that Corporate Guy has left)Mac: Goddamm!

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• IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY PHILALPHIA SEASON 6 EPISO 1: "MAC FIGHTS GAY MARRIAGE" QUOT

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY PHILALPHIA SEASON 6 EPISO 1: "MAC FIGHTS GAY MARRIAGE" QUOT

Do that make me gay? Am I gay for God? …Not gay sex.

Oh, you’re fely gonna end up dog gay porn wh this ty ltle body of yours. Of the rpective idsyncrasi of The Always Sunny Philalphia gang — such as Charlie beg illerate and Dennis beg a sexual predator — one of the funnier nng gags throughout the seri has been Mac’s latent homosexualy. In Wednday night’s “The Gang Group Dat, ” at one pot Dennis refers to Mac as “the gay one” and at another pot when he turns to Mac and tells him that he riv his self worth om “nvcg himself that he’s tough and straight, ” Mac fir back “I am tough.

Of urse, what mak the joke work is that Mac himself is probably the only one that don’t know that Mac is gay.

If he were jt a guy stgglg to bottle up his homosexualy, that would jt be prsg, and a different kd of show. But as a strict Catholic, Mac has reprsed his homosexualy so much that he don’t even unrstand his fatuatn wh badass tough guys is bee he wants to have sex wh them. FXX has renewed Always Sunny for two more seasons followg the 10th, which I n only assume will fally be the seri’ last, and I’m really hopg before ends we get an episo lled “Mac Realiz He’s Gay.

” Until then, I’ve put together this timele that outl Mac’s homosexualy as bubbl ever closer to the surface.

At this pot the seri, they probably didn’t yet have any tentn to make Mac gay. Season Six — “Mac Fights Gay Marriage”.

Mac go on a csa agast gay marriage bee after pletg her transn to a woman, Carmen married a man named Nick.

Mac sists that Nick is gay sce Carmen was born a man, seemg to miss the irony that he had sex wh Carmen before she pleted the operatn, clarg their marriage to be a “gay marriage. This is the episo, which the gang participat a day that revolv pletely around Mac, they fally and fively realize: “I know we’ve never said this as a group, but Mac’s gay. Mac’s “Country Mac” shows up — and not only is he tougher and more of a badass every sgle way than Mac is, but he’s also openly gay.

While geics have never been scientifilly proven to have a role sexual orientatn, ’s always been a strongly held theory, so would make sense that Mac would have a gay . (Actually two gay s, as Mac ns to another gay Paddy’s the seri premiere when they accintally turn to a gay bar. ” But jt to le out, he volunteers to see if the leprechn might have a pot of gold at the end of the rabow — this se the “rabow” beg a fictnal Philalphia gay bar actually lled The Rabow, which he bravely volunteers to search solo.